All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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Any photos of yourself then? Didnt you say aussie women have bodies meant for “bikinis”? I sure hope those arent Jurassic bikinis.
Me to. I wouldn’t. They are either old crabby, bitter people or young people that seriously mislead…either way, I wouldn’t want to associate or meet them.
I dont recall anyone here saying it was allright for men to sleep with many women. Or anywhere really. Must be in the female mind.
I’m really sure you wouldn’t.
Funny, all the women were mocking Dick as a fat ass before he showed himself. Little boys? Yeah, continue to lie to yourself that this is a gathering of the unwanted and deluded. Real men are standing up here today and you fear that. Ooooo.
lol id like to see the men that actually believe in this site.
faaace to face, just too look at em.. little boys.
Damn tree hugging hippy crap!! Is that what you mean’t by hippicrits? Fucked if I know. How hard is it to type “hippicrit” into google to find the hippy movement.
One, we don’t sit around, we are up making money so you whores can try and extort it from us.
Two, women are equally to blame for cheating in relationships (or 100% more like it), and they cheat just as much as men.
Three, you claim there are more man whores than women. Where the fuck did you get this from?!? Stop making shit up. It happens too much on this site already.
Four, buying sex, selling sex, who cares? Women sell sex in one way or another, just prostitutes do it up front and without wasting any time. If you are so worried about being a whore stop dating men and stop letting them take you anywhere that costs money.
Five, yes there are men who are being supported by women. They are a) mentally challenged, and the women looking after them are no doubt on their will, to whore their money in yet another way, b) they are in between jobs, and as such won’t be supported by her for much longer, c) they are in a retirement home.
Six, you are just jealous that men pay more attention to the professionals in porn movies than you honey. Get over it.
*D3C*
Webster Dicitonary
Whore
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person
You lying twat, it is in the dicitonary thatman can be whores too, although I don’t agree with that because having a penis and being a whore just doesn’t sound right.
Secondly selling your body for sex is demeaning and degrading and can in no way be the same thing as buying one. It’s the stupid bitch’s fault for selling herself, no one his forcing her.And yes men do sleep around with 20 different women and that’s why women are called whores.
All women are whores huh? Men can be such hippicrits! When a woman expresses her sexual desire she’s a whore, but when a man does the exact same thing he’s a player or a stud! What kind of sense is that! Men sit around and call us whores while cheating on there wives or girlfriends with 20 different women! There are more men that are whores that women! Why the hell would men even be buying sex? Isn’t that just as bad as selling sex? There are male prostitutes out there too! There are men that are supported by women! Ever wonder why man-whore was never entered into the dictionary? Because men want to continue being promiscuos without being considered trash but they’ll put down women for doing the exact same thing, it’s bull shit. Like I said, men be calling us whore while sleeping with 20 different women.
ps: you say women are after money, well all men are after sex. Men be spending $3000 on porn to pleasure their disguting cocks! Plus there are more male serial killers, men are violent, abusive and destroy everything when they don’t get their way, molest children and rape people.
I’m reminded of the class of women from the south every time I see one of those Girls Gone Wild commercials. Notice how most have a southern accent.
AMEN SISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. It takes multiple dates and lots of money for them to believe that you’ve paid enough.
I’ve never had a woman buy me a diamond stud earring. I, on the other hand, have bought diamond earrings for women. You cannot compare what little money a woman may condescend to shell out over the course of relationship to that which a man is expected to shell out or be deemed “a cad.”
I have paid for many of dates, and bought my man numerous gifts, ie: football tickets, a 45 mag revolver, clothes, shoes, a lift on his truck, I paid for everything we did when we went to the college he graduated from for a game as a birthday gift (Hotel, food, gas, EVERYTHING!!) and too this day, everytime I go out and see something he may like I get it for him! it has to be a holiday or they have had too fuck up really bad for them to be so thoughtful!!
As you would notice I said, key word now, “some” and I happen to be apart of those few that do have class and respect there men, and that is only because he respects me!! Exactly what part of the south are you from?
Since when has there been criticism of women with no money? That just means they are too ugly to find a man with money to mooch off. That or they are prostitutes and they serve an important role in the community. Men have money, women have vaginas so there is a market for that sort of thing.
*D3C*
Hell no!
There are 100 times the number of womens sites that bash men encessantly and I bet you never go try to stop them.
the front page says “No women allowed.”
Now go.
giday
women suck as people
One final thought however. I feel as though the women that are most often descibed in the postings and blogs often fit the descriptions of women that we most often see on tv. While yes I know that this site is a satire and this is probably not a coincidence, I feel that it must be said that just because women are vain and selfcentered on tv that doesn’t all women are like that. There are some of us who do work and do pay for our own well being and could really care less if a man bought them “pretty” things or not. We are all not like brittany and Paris, some of us do have lives.
Clearly nothing is ever going to change how any of you feel about women. This in itself is sad because it really does do nothing more ten make you look bad. But hey in the end it really doesn’t matter because you wil continue to flock to this site and read it like a bible untill the day you all die. I have realized that I can do two things: 1: sit here and argue endlessly with a group of people who clearly have no idea how the world works. 2: Move on and forget about this ridiculous place and, on occasion, remind myself never to be a slave to an idea.
So, with that said why don’t we just agree that you all hate me and, for the most part, I hate what you all stand for (because I can’t really hate you if I have never met you in person), and agree to disagree?
Okay so I read some of the articles that I had yet to read and I have came to a conclusion on this site and its ideals. Its seems that the idea that you men are so valianlty backing is nothing more tan a double -edged sword.
If a woman dresses in skimpy outfits she is considedred a “whore” and is eye candy for men to oogle. However if she doesn’t dress this way she is feminist and therefore a “whore” of a different manner simply because she refuses to do what YOU want.
If a woman has a job she is taking a job, and money, away from a man. However, this site critizises women who do not have any money, and as such a job, and expect men to pay for things.
There are more but by now you get the point. I am simply saying that you all say one thing and expect the exact opposite. This site is full of contridicting facts that are easy to spot. Even some of the posts by the people on this site contridict what they supposedly believe.
Just making a point. If you all don’t see these things then the wool really has been pulled over your eyes because they aren’t hard to find.
Oh forgive him, he’s a mean drunk. He’ll be sober in the morning.
Do you’se mean south America?
crap…i meant mikey, not likey