All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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For fucks sake why is it that everyone that has a problem with this site is a complete shit kicker.
I’m not fucking worried. Can’t you fucking read? Obviously not. Again, fuck off until something intelligent is formulated in that pebble you call a brain.
Whoever said we had problems with whores? It is you that is blowing it all out of context, simply because you can’t read.
Oh, and you just got yourself on the list of useless arguments because you brought up the fact that women can get pregnant. Well fucking done.
Pregnancy card play number: 6.
*D3C*
what part of im not a single mother does not make sense?????????
It’s spelled hypocrite not hippicrit you bimbo, how dumb can you be?
There are indeed porno for lesbians, lesbian strip clubs and lesbian prostitutes. If you’d bothered “googling” it, you would have found out.It’s incredible how for someone so deceptive you have the courage and audacity to actually post something that you can’t erase.
you’re stupid
LOL! You don’t even know if I’m a man or a woman! For all you know I could be a man and you just called me a bimbo. That just show how you and many other men on this site are ignorant and only put down women because they can’t find a woman that likes them because they have no personality. Who the hell are you to call me a bimbo when I’m a virgin. I refuse to have sex until marrige, so I am not a whore, so I just proved the point that not all women are whores. Look I’m going to be the bigger person and admit, I apologize for putting down men like that, I have not met every man in the world just like you and the other sexist bastards haven’t met every woman in the world so who are they to say all women are whores? Without women your ass wouldn’t even be here, she could have just aborted you out!
Your a dumbass.
Please. Learn. To. Make. Sense.
Doubt (799) Says:
do you think that your mothers are whores??????
My mother is appalled at the behavior of women today.
I think she would be more appalled at your behavior, dont you think?
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!!!!
Why are YOU worried about how women act? Know wonder you call yourself dazed and confused, “Go dig up turnips” what kind of smack talk is that? Your the dip shit! Or are you just too fucking mentally challenged to get what I am trying to say here. Nobody ever says anything if a man tries to get down a woman’s pants but a woman trying to get down a man’s pants will be considered a whore. Funny how on all your comments back to me don’t say anything about that! It’s because deep in your twisted brain you know I’m right.
MansVoice Says:Probably one of those single mothers. Heh. for your info cockhead, im not a single mother….. please learn to read!!!!!! Dace (6) Says:Whats the deal with this insignificant cunt and her capitol letters? do you even know what the hell your talking about???????? dazedandconfused Shhhh…she is one of those she-beasts , 2 words to say to you…YA MUM!
Shhhh…she is one of those she-beasts that only reacts to males talking. If you are quiet, she might fuck off and realise she is talking to herself.
*D3C*
Probably one of those single mothers. Heh.
Whats the deal with this insignificant cunt and her capitol letters? Attention whore, just like the rest. Leave her be.
FUNNY THAT, CAUSE I THINK IT IS…HAHAHA
WELL DONT YOU SOUND LIKE A LITTLE HARD ASS??????
I TOOK THIS FROM THE “Pregnancy doesnt equals to equality” CRAP, ACCORDING TO WHO EVER WASTED THEIR TIME WRITING THIS, STATED THAT ALL WOMEN WANT IS TO HAVE BABIES…..
They’re so “good for” it, they base their entire lives around it. Just like men do with money, sports, and anything else that involves achievement. Achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice. Achievement is the success that results from an increase in the global quality of life. Achievement is what makes a person rich when they can’t hit their “pay day” by forgetting to take some birth control. Men are as obsessed with all that shit as women are with babies.
the line “achievement is betterment through personal sacrifice”, being a mother of 2, i do nothing but make sacrifice’s for my boys, and i have also made a huge one when i got offered a job, but my partner said no, it would be better for the family for him to work and for me to stay at home,because he will earn the most money,so i guess there goes your points that all women are after is the cash!!!! my partner is always telling me what a great mother i am, and he is proud of me…. how many women can say that about all you women haters, im guessing NOT MANY, IF ANY!!!!
That could be the first time a man told that to her annoying little face. +500 man points for treating women equally.
My mother is appalled at the behavior of women today.
Please, read this site. All your insults have been responded to and rebutted. It is not getting funny after the 500th time; grow up. We dont care, dont want and dont need your approval.
WELL I ONLY LOOK AT THIS “CRAPY” SITE, CAUSE I WAS WATCHING DR PHILL, AND I KNEW WHEN “DICK” OPENED HIS MOUTH I HAD A FEELING THAT HE WAS GOING TO DRIBBLE ALOT OF BULLSHIT, AND GUESS WHAT, I WAS RIGHT!!! FUNNY THAT. YOU SO CALLED “MEN” NEED TO GET A LIFE, CAUSE THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW, YOUR KIND OF WASTING IT!! let me ask you something……. do you all think about your mothers the same way, do you think that your mothers are whores??????
But the whores leave crying with their bottoms sore. Hence the warning.
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noneofurbuisness wrote:
After reading your website…. i feel highly offended. Do u know how it makes me feel when I read that? Im only a teenager! Im not any of those things that u say women are. I just hope you can find a way to respect women one day. But know that u make millions of women cry….every day. Have a good day, and God bless.
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And man-bashing websites are allowed?
Apparently, if you read this site abit more, you would have realized that every woman before you has put forth the same crap. Read - Pregnancy doesnt equals to equality. *Gasps*, huh?