All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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I’ve never had anyone more intelligent than me explicitly state it, never had anyone mature remind someone of their maturity, and have never found a girly-girl to be anything more than a fuck-and-chuck. I don’t care about your superiority complex or your life story. You’re pushing good, solid and intelligent posts off the grid, and I want to hear what the men here have to say. Your mindless blather is thoroughly irreverent, so could you please stop forcing yourself on us and kindly fuck off? Thank you.
At least I spelled the acronyms correctly. HAHA.
And I thought men didn’t make mistakes… According to Dick, men always know what they are doing, and women are the dumb shits that screw everything up.
What have I said that is contradictory here? If anyone, Dick is contradictory. ‘Women hate sex, yet women are whores.’ The only one whoring here is him. He will obviously do anything for attention! He must have some mommy issues.
This whole site is a regurgitation, FULL of contradictory statements. There is no factual information on this site, it is all bias and opinion. So go ahead and keep on making shit up so that it seems like you have a valid point. I could care less. If you ever come up with any real proof or evidence to support your theory besides some skewed, made up statistics about rape then let me know. (Oh and ‘bitchiness’ doesn’t count.)
If he meant ‘bare as in ‘bare/naked’ then why did he spell it ‘bear’? As in the animal… dumb shit. Wow, so you are both dumb asses then!
I don’t give a flying fuck what that does or does not do for women’s stereotypes (even though your pathetic ‘man brain’ misinterpreted what I said, and I was right). I think it’s funny that you just made yourself look like even more of a jack ass than before.
When it comes down to it, it’s not about being a man or a woman. You are an ignorant fuck and YOU are stupider than I will ever be, regardless of the fact that I have a vagina.
bear
Yeah, he misspelled a word. We’re all human, we make mistakes. However, he does not use vague teenage acronyms nor does he contradict himself, let alone regularly and regurgitating his old beliefs and swallowing some new ones whenever he isn’t getting his way.
Spelling mistakes should never be used as a theme to overshadow the main thrust of an argument. Oh the irony!
Or he could be using bare as in bare. You know, naked, unprotected.
That doesn’t go well towards breaking the stupid cock-mongling girly-girl stereotype, now, does it? I do hope that you’re happy - regardless of whether the source has tits or not, you’re still wrong and Dick is still right.
You are just unlikeable, honey.
Oh my god! If you are so fucking smart “dick” then why did you spell the word “bare” wrong?
“Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their BEAR hands.”
Lol. Thanks for once again proving that the only “brains” you have are in your pants.
no.
i must ask
how does it feel to never have sex?
i mean you people probably go agaisnt your word and go off and tag up prozzies.
*appears as lawyer* Gentleme, exhibit… hmm. Exhibit ZZZZZ
Zzzzzzz
I have never seen such an awesome display of intelligence in that small a space before!! Amazing.
Pregnancy card play number: 9.
*D3C*
I bet your partner also feeds you with a little spoon and says “here comes the aeroplane!!” as the spoon approaches your mouth.
*D3C*
grittttttttttt. you fucking mutt
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha. You need help. Seriosuly its that funny. You have a freaking loose screw in your head. I am 15 years of age and i am waaaaaaaaaaay more mature then you. You are a slob, you live off sounding pathetic and embrassing your self. Frick, its hilarious. You wouldnt be hear today if it wasnt for women. Hahahha. GRITTTTTTTTTTT
umm my partner wrote “i’m new to this site and i was just reading all the comments, and i have a question. what is a pregnancy card??????? and what dose it mean?” and i beilve that YOU are the one with the personality disorder!!!!!!!!!!!
go back to your late night tv show.
Shut up you stupid whore,if all you have to say is mindless drivel just shut up and move on.
Another one with mutiple personality disorder. My, I am surprised.
Why am I not surprised? I suppose men have something to do with your, absolutely incomprehensible stupidity.
Just sit at the computer and look pretty, honey. Really, get back to showing the goods while your hubby is away.
It’s funny that you bitches will complain that somehow having a child will interfere with work productivity, and then turn around and blatantly state, as you do everything, that you will not work after you’ve had the baby.
In some cultures girls are stripped from their families and sold as slaves. Apparantly in western society the pimps don’t have to worry about that - they just accept stupid-as-fuck 13-year-old fatasses who ran away from their upper-middle class suburban existence.
Halp! How this go here i not good with computer i sit cute and look dumb hile man fix then not put out
Western women are so charming.
Yeah, but you started a paragraph with ‘ur a dumbass’ and then ‘LOL!’
We know pretty fucking well that you’re designed to be fucked-and-chucked, and not to be a productive member of society. Good luck finding a rich man who would take in your ungrateful ass over a few beautiful, mature concubines, by the way.
Another abortion joke! And they say that girls aren’t funny!
Hell, they’re great at getting people’s fucking attention! I just heard a stupid little suburban bitch call a black man a ‘dog’ and a ‘nigger’ the other day! And hell, if he did so much as look at her out of the corner of his eye, his ass would be going to jail.
Enjoy your privileges while they last. There’s going to be hell for you to pay, bitch - many, many men have lost their lives because of your stupidity.
Oh, and as a going away present, I’d like to present you with this:
‘The Cunt Punt is a common manuever used to release demons and other evil spirits from within a womans Vagina. Turns a bitch back into a respectable woman in .5 seconds or less.’
- ED; http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cunt_Punt.jpg
Right in the taco! Hell, if it’s exposed and flapping around like that, why not?