All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 12th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f7f4d826237e
This is hilarious because I’m quite certain you don’t actually feel this way about women, you’re simply writing and saying these things for shock value.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7586d57fa190e
Why would you write hundreds of articles for many years, and even write a book if you weren’t completely serious about what you were saying. There is so much truth throughout these pages, that you women just can’t handle. Why else would you become so psychotically obsessed with posting derogatory and scathing statements over and over.
*D3C*
November 12th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 642da97c46c07
Please tell me you’re kidding. You’re defending Dick’s commitment to “woman-hatred” by pointing out that he’s written hundreds of articles and a book and in the same breath saying that the people that call him out as being a wierdo are crazy and obsessed? Really?? Who turns out looking more sane here?
I gotta be honest guys, I’m a pretty level headed person and give everyone a fair chance but a lot of you seem pretty out of touch with reality and completely illogical. The only guy here that’s actually made any valid, intelligent points is MansVoice and he’s only 17.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
@ Jenn: I dont know if your appraisal is genuine but nonetheless, thanks. I am definitely NOT the only rational and intelligent man here. There are the occasional women bashers but I vouch for every other man to be discerning, rational and intelligent. Dakota, Wolfe, Abbadon and Anon come to my mind in an instance as people who are definitely smarter than myself both in terms of academics/life experiences. It would be good not to write off this site just based on several unhappy experiences.
I respond as befit the post. I can be as vuglar and crude as every other man if that is the hand being dealt to me. I am sure the men here are open to rational discourse so if you are really sincere, I ask you not to dismiss them and this site so quickly.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0364a2b269277
Re: Wrong choice of words. Corrected.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
If you really want to know I’m wearing a thong. Satisfied?
Oh and BTW they make those for men too so if you were planning on saying that makes me a whore you’d be wrong.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Aww how stupid you are. it really is cute. My name is short for belly of the beast. You are in it and there is no way out my friend.
Had you read all of my posts you would have all realised that I am not a “woman-firster”. I hate both feminists and chauvinists and if you don’t like it tough shit. You both think you are all powerful and your not you are equal in everyway and it just burns you all up when someone reminds you of it. So I say this both the feminists of the world ad the chauvinists can all get on a really big boat, take it to the middle of the ocean, tie bricks to their feet and jump in.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: b97a424d9626a
*test
November 12th, 2007 at 8:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Don’t get me wrong now, there are some guys on here that are somewhat decent and to a degree I can see why chauvanism exists. But there is a point when an idea can lead to extreamism, hell feminism is beyond extreamism! Chauvinism clearly started out as a way for men to say “hey we should be allowed to do these things without remorse or judgement!” The only thing is, it has been blown way out of proportion and is no longer just about that in the eyes of “some people” (yes women but also some men)
November 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
I gotta be honest guys, I’m a pretty level headed person and give everyone a fair chance but a lot of you seem pretty out of touch with reality and completely illogical. The only guy here that’s actually made any valid, intelligent points is MansVoice and he’s only 17.
You haven’t read enough Jenn…find a backhoe, lay down your guns, and don’t expect them to be like you. There is tons and tons of stuff on this website I don’t agree with, but there is a lot of truth here about some of the negative things that women do too. Think “satire of all things female”- that might help you get past “fuck and chuck” comments…
You have the opportunity to see into the deepest recesses of the minds of hundreds of different men, and they are talking about us. The yalso talk about some other cool stuff, like books that explain how to become invisible. How come women don’t know about cool stuff like that?
Consider this translation: “All women are whores” means “Women often act like whores in their intimate interactions with men. They project a value onto the posessions and money of men that is completely fabricated. Men’s possesions are of more value to women than other great thigns that they have to offer. They want stuff, and they consider stuff to be an important factor in their relationships with men.” They find it hard to feel emotionaly intimate with us, because they can’t trust that we love them and want them for who they really are. They feel like we want their stuff more than we want them, and that we are willing to totally sell ourselves out to get at it.
I THINK that is what they mean, but I have only been lurking around for a few days. If you just hang out, you will find out so much…promise.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4adad198240a
Do you people know how to spell?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Consider this translation: “All women are whores” means “Women often act like whores in their intimate interactions with men.
Ok so lets say this is indeed what this means. Take it from our point of view. If I walked up to you and said this to you you’d be pissed right? So why does it surprise so many of you when women come on here after dick said that and defend themselves to the death
November 12th, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Belly,
stop fucking talking about yourself and do some research here. If you are going to be a space invader like me, you might as well stop being aggravating and self absorbed. Nobody cares about your thong. There are other websites where you can arrange to get dicked.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Fucking shut up and stop talking about women. This website is about men. Did you read the post about knowing when to shut up?
November 12th, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7586d57fa190e
Of course not. What makes you a whore is the fact that you just told thousands of people what sort of underwear you are wearing. That and you speak constant unfounded drivel.
Don’t get me wrong, there are many many types of whores. There are money whores, attention whores etc. and also the whores all you women seem to think we mean when we say whore. And that is what Belly is.
*D3C*
November 12th, 2007 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
@Belly: Say whatever you want however you want as many times as you want but it won’t change what you are: A nagging, bullying woman-firster. Would you nag some sense into a bunch of feminist posters at Bitch.com the same way you nag us here? I rest my case.
(And feminists ARE chauvinists, by the way–at least they are in the way you just used the terms. Interesting that you seem to think Chauvinist is a male-specific word. Oops. Got any more unexplored ideological assumptions floating around in there?)
November 12th, 2007 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
And for the record, I agree with William. There is a difference between accidentl slps and genuwine mis-gnomers.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
That is such a good point.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Of course we don’t know how to spell. We are women. Duh.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Yea as a matter of a fact I would. I am using chauvinism as a male specific word simply because it is more commonly known as that.
Interesting that you all bitch about me “nagging”at you but yet the minute I post something you all come out of the wood work and retort. If you really don’t like me then quit replying to everthing I post! The more you reply the more I will post! It is that simple.
And what makes you stupid is the fact that all of you believed it. I was simply making a point that if you can get in here and make an assumption about me then you shouldn’t be surprised if I come right back at you.
Yet strangely enough the main topic of the web site is women. Seems to me that the only one who needs to shut up is you.
Let it be known that I really could care less about all of you and your “views” I simply find them childish and worthy of ridicule. If you have a problem with that then tough shit, I DON’T CARE! Your ideas are infantile at best. (and yes D3C THAT was insulting your intelligence and you masculinity)