All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 11th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77fd3754a1322
Please try breaking down your drivel into a few paragraphs and we might even bother reading it.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Please try breaking down your drivel into a few paragraphs and we might even bother reading it.</blo
Do not blame you not wanting to know the truth on female ignorance. It only makes you look just as ignorant.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77fd3754a1322
Oh we’re fully aware of female ignorance as you’ve so brilliantly displayed.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
You can’t nag people to the light side of the force, jackass.
November 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
I say if a women judges her worth by her sex appeal alone, she ought to be fucking gorgeous otherwise all you plain females out there better hit the books.
November 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Oh we’re fully aware of female ignorance as you’ve so brilliantly displayed.
HA! You see you assume that because I disagree with you that I am a female. I won’t deny it I am indeed a woman. But what if I had been a man? I believe that you would have quickly changed your tune. Not all men do agree with you just as not all women agree with feminism. I saw that the only ignorant one here is you. While I am saying that chauvanism is crap I also hate feminism. A thing that even you and your “kind” hate. So i really dso not see why I should even be persecuted. Yes I am female, nature has decided that, just as it has for you. Byt I am essentialy saying that while most of your points are utterly stupid, I am agreee with some of the others. Hey, I will be the first to stand up and say Little girls and teens dress way to trampy anymore. You call me stupid but you have no basis for that accusation whatsoever.
November 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
HA! You see you assume that because I disagree with you that I am a female. I won’t deny it I am indeed a woman. But what if I had been a man? I believe that you would have quickly changed your tune. Not all men do agree with you just as not all women agree with feminism. I saw that the only ignorant one here is you. While I am saying that chauvanism is crap I also hate feminism. A thing that even you and your “kind” hate. So i really dso not see why I should even be persecuted. Yes I am female, nature has decided that, just as it has for you. Byt I am essentialy saying that while most of your points are utterly stupid, I am agreee with some of the others. Hey, I will be the first to stand up and say Little girls and teens dress way to trampy anymore. You call me stupid but you have no basis for that accusation whatsoever.
November 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Superman has a point as well. There are indeed women out there who think that they should be accepted simply because they “pretty”. I am sorry, ladies you can be as pretty as you want but in the end all you will be is just that, another pretty face. These men think this way because of women who think like that and it just burns me up because it gives them cause to. Quit trying to be another pretty face and do something worth while.
November 11th, 2007 at 4:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77fd3754a1322
You wont believe this but I do not really care. The fact is that nearly all lengthy posts written without being broken down into paragraphs are almost always written by women.
Attempts at emphasising points using capitals is also often used by females.
And terms such as WOW, HAHA, LOL etc are also nearly always used by women.
Your post using the combination of all 3 made this pretty much a certainty. I did not even bother reading your text in detail. Honestly.
If you do not believe me just scroll randomly around this site. When you come across a huge single block of text littered with captals just stop and you will invariably find that it has been written by a woman.
Many men do not agree with us because it is in their nature to help women and as a result defend feminism.
There are many more feminist sites out there with far more extreme views than us and thats what really pisses us off about women who say that they are also against feminism. Google militant or extreme feminism and you will find plenty of sites that you say you are against. Yet you are here.
I called you ignorant for the statement you made about us not understanding female ignorance. Dont you get it? Your statement was stupid.
There may be some men here who have grown to hate women, but that is not what this site is all about. We do not hate women. We just know that we are better.
If you are talking about hate, you tell me how you would feel if something like this was available depicting.
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com./knife-block/index.html
Yet if a male is being deginerated or ridiculed we’re expected to accept it.
November 11th, 2007 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 10874f7ccc7fb
The internet is a wonderful place! Only here can someone as so uninformed, uneducated, and unappealing have a following.
Beware Dick, your 15 minutes will soon be up.
November 11th, 2007 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 15f04f080c936
You wish! It’s a revolution.
Words out baby!!
November 11th, 2007 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 15f04f080c936
“…as so uninformed??” (sic). Now THAT’s uneducated.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: dfa441b0f5653
Well done belly biatch. You made it into my tally for useless arguments. We all know how much greater the number actually is but since I couldn’t be bothered going back through every post I will continue tallying as I see them. This number will be huge in no time.
Pregnancy card play number: 2
*D3C*
November 11th, 2007 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Geeza all I am mearly trying to say is that while I do not agree with Dick ad his views, I also do not agree with feminist views either. I do not understand why ideals like these should even exist. I do not believe that you hate women because if you did then you would not be talking to me. You are indeed right men are told that they cannot show their feelings and it is not right. Men are just as emotional as women but they are forced to hold it in and never show it while women are free to wear it on their sleeves. Lord knows that I will not deny that if I am in a bad mood people usually know it.
I feel that if Dick did not realize he had a problem then he would have never went to Dr. Phil. If this is the case then he needs to realize that while yes there are indeed terrible women out there, there are also smart and intelligent ones who actually do know what they are doing and talking about. Lets be honest here we are not all as ignorant as Paris, no matter how much he would like us to be.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: dfa441b0f5653
No way. Dick went on Dr. Phil for the fun of it, and to get the word out about this site, and the wisdom contained herein. You aren’t a real man if you go to Dr. Phil to solve your problems. Real men solve their own problems.
*D3C*
November 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
November 11th, 2007 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
No, because actually admitting you had a problem would be terrible wouldn’t it? It really doesn’t matter either way to me because like I stated before I find his ideals completely without merit, just as I do feminism. There is no greater sex, one connot exisit without the other.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: dfa441b0f5653
Geez I can’t believe you bothered to bring up my use of a slang term, and then assume I think I’m better than you, when I said nothing of the sort. But thats what you women do best, try and start arguments about completely meaningless shit like using a slang term.
No, you are blind. You have no idea what my tally represents.
1. Its humourous for the men on this site because they know what I mean.
2. It is meant for men, but for some fucking reason women love to stick their big fucking noses into everything.
*D3C*
November 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: dfa441b0f5653
There it goes again. That argument that represents the pinnacle of female reasoning. It has been used countless times and it still remains that it is a useless argument, but it somehow comes back over and over.
*D3C*
November 11th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 36db0c7b65d25
Dick doesn’t think he has a problem. He thinks he’s really fucking funny, and so do I , and I am a woman. I don’t know that I have ever met a man so witty… He went on Dr. Phil because it was fucking hilarious that anyone would do that in the sake of comedy- I’m sure for the money he’s going to make now because of exposure, too. Fucking Dr. Phil doesn’t help people- He reinforces their need to be told how to think by a tall bossy man wit ha fucking title in front of his name.
The feelings thing- I can’t believe how many comments I have read on here about women being insensitive. I have never ever heard men say that in my whole life. I think women just don’t know that you are as sensitive as us- ya’ll sound like a bunch of babies on here- They don’t know they are being insensitive, because they really don’t know what it is you are sensitive about
But you never say these things to us- apparently, you only say it to other guys. Women kind of always see men as unshakable- Even if they know a guy is hurt, they aren’t going to realize that it’s as deep as you guys are saying, or that it will last as long. We always think you are in - of your emotions, and maybe ours too.