All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e8941148d50c
After all that screeching and ranting, you call that bowing out gracefully?
Tell you what. Deal! I wont say another word.
Trust a man to show you how its done.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
I still dont understand why you guys feed these trolls. Its obvious they are young and stupid, they have no idea how the world works, that is plain to see.
They are now calling the shots, just like this was a marriage. For all you young men, I hope your learning from this, because this is exactly how they do it.
They have successfully hijacked each subject posted by Dick, getting you all to talk about what THEY want and making you angry in the process with nothing more than snippy attitude. Dont give in.
If Dick chooses not to ban them, and I am sure he’s got good reason, then it is up to us not to let these threads turn into a typical argument between a married couple, because thats what it looks like.
Your also never going to convince the cunts to go away, they feed off this shit, and I doubt your going to change thier minds about anything, they are too young.
One thing you should be convinced of by now, if you weren’t already, men are better than women. We have proven it many times, and so have they with thier insults and rude behavior in a place they are not suppose to be.
This is a place to talk about the shit women do, not to talk to shitty women.
~Peace
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well then, don’t respond to this, you don’t need to and I don’t want you to then.
But though I may be young, I am intelligent and am able to see how the world should be, with equality and fairness.
But I have to agree with something on this site, and I actually don’t take very much offense to some things, but I do agree with some opinions on feminist websites.
I went on one that someone here mentioned, mensuck.com, and I do think that that is a bit over the top, just as much as I think menarebetterthanwomen.com, but I can’t complain too much considering that I am on it and posting.
But they had an article to exterimate men.
I have to admit, at least this website doesn’t say to kill someone
Plus saying the world would be better off without men is a little harsh, I mean you do contribute to the world, but not like women don’t.
And I do apologize for making this so long.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
I’ve never been to “kindergarden.” What is that? Is that where you play around in a garden or something? I do remember going to kindergarten at one time. Haha! You’re such a moron. Sorry if I confused you, but I have to remind people that I am not to be held responsible for their educational deficiencies.
Now stop killing your brain cells. There are so few left.
Ha ha. No, kindergarden is where people begin school… at the age of 4 or 5. It has nothing to do with an actual garden- it is just below 1st grade (you don’t learn a whole lot of important things) and you do spend a lot of time at recess.
I said I would bow out gracefully if people stopped responding… but they haven’t…
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Thanks! That’s really all I wanted, was a peaceful end to this. Well, I guess I’m out… now that I have at least SOME cooperation.
Although you know you are going to miss fighting with me. : )
Later! (Or not…)
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Well Dutch, it isn’t feeding if you smack them in the face and take away what little intelligence they were trying to espouse loudly.
Yes, they are trolls. Yep, they post all the time.
I knock these boneheads because (A) I am much more intelligent than they (B) to date I have never lost an argument with any of them and (C) if you won’t fight for the right, then I will.
Vagina is the typical attention whore with low end attention deficit. She exists purely to stir the pot, I don’t mind it because even the weak and useless like her have their place, which is and rightly so, to make me examine thru her posts what I can do better in a lot of areas, thinking, perception, verbal abuse, key ingredients that men try to better themselves at and Vagina simply uses her split tail to make money from.
Karen, what you see is typical of your kind. You demand everything but do little. You didn’t fight for ANYTHING on womens’ rights, but you expect the payout nonetheless. You don’t SEE anything, because you lack the ability to think for yourself. The fact that you are not offended by this site means you prove every manly point of view here: You are not smart enough to see the forest for the trees.
You are not offended because you are not smart enough to BE offended.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:31 am - IP Man-Hash: df8e4c24ed019
The fact that you actually have a “website” called “mabtw” shows you are not sure about that fact. If you knew that, you wouldn’t have a need to “advertise” it. Your ego wouldn’t allow it.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Wow Mael, you got the spelling, but not a fucking clue. Typical.
I am sure of the fact that you are a fucking moron. How about that?
My ego allows me to make fun of stupid fucktards who speak……..
I am fine with advertising my need for you to shut your fucking cakehole, shit monster.
Now, dig out your Dick-tionary, and try again. This time, come up with not only an argument, but something worth a shit………….
Wait, of course you don’t get it. I forgot. How stupid of me! You see, you forgot this is entertainment, after all, not being smart enough to see it (please refer to any post I have ever made) is your Achilles Heel there spanky.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:01 am - IP Man-Hash: b9930ad19fbf6
Dicks mother and a stupid woman who went very wrong. Having such a fuck up as a son was the big mans way of punishing her. Good job u dumb bitch!:)
December 5th, 2007 at 11:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
So, YourMother is what I expected: Captionate this: “Fucktard”.
You are saying Dicks mom got it on with another woman and somehow like Jesus, out pops a real Dick. Hmmmm………so you are a lesbian right?
Wait, no, I get it. You just said Dick is God. That works for me.
I have a feeling you just proved that stupid is a terrible thing to waste….
December 5th, 2007 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ha ha. You spelled ‘epitome’ wrong. It is not spelled with a ‘y’ at the end. So much for your superior ‘male intelligence,’ huh?
I bought my own car (after having spent my whole summer working at a doctors office.) Oh and by the way, I am seventeen. Don’t accuse me of whoring myself out for money. That’s sick. And no man has ever provided anything for me, so you can suck it because you are wrong about everything you said. Stop jumping to conclusions about people you don’t even know. Way to make yourself look intelligent, smart ass.
Let me say to all men on this site, this man (or boy- whatever he may be) makes you all look like Albert Einstein. He is an ignoramus.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Of course you would think you are more intelligent. Why would you fight me if you didn’t? Your problem is that you only see things from your point of view. You are limited by your small minded ideology. Maybe if you would actually read what I post, and consider it as an intelligent human being- you might actually learn something!
You haven’t lost an argument? Bulllllllllshiiiiiiiit. I have argued every point you have thrown out (and damn well, might I add.) That is a perception problem on your part. So don’t go bragging to everyone just yet- let them make that decision for themselves.
I’m not an attention whore any more than you are. And I don’t appreciate being called a whore. Like I said, I am a teenage girl. Don’t ever call me a whore. I never have been one, and never will be. Stop being such a miserable old man and grow up. Insulting young girls is what you have resorted to? Then I just feel sorry for you. Don’t make assumptions about me, you don’t know who I am, where I stand, or what I have been through.
Like my grandfather (a man that I consider to be very intelligent) used to say before he died: Don’t ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME!
December 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
She never said two women ‘got it on.’ She meant to say “Dick’s mother WAS a stupid woman that went very wrong… not AND. It was an accident, and you took it out of context. No where does it suggest that Dick is God? (And by the way, Jesus is not God…) So once again, SHUTUP! Because you are wrong. How many dumb things can you say in a day? And you suggest that you actually win arguments against me. Laughable.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
FYI- I changed my name from vagina. At first I had that name to piss you off, but I don’t want that kind of attention.
December 5th, 2007 at 4:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
Oh, and an annoying ‘lalalala’ is much better? LMAO.
Both names are attention whoring and not to mention irritating as fuck. What will your next name be? “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!” I mean, might as well, eh?
December 5th, 2007 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1078387725e20
@ lalalala / Vagina:
Still trying to gracefully bow out with a boot sticking out of your ass?
December 5th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
I gave up on that. There are just some men who don’t know how to shut their mouths. Plus, I have no practice today. And no game until tomorrow. So I have a bit of free time. : )
December 5th, 2007 at 5:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
You’re right! Good thing Lady xx is sooooo much better, huh?
And you know what? Just for you… DONE!
December 5th, 2007 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ed7880e9c231
Yeah right, you loser.
You aren’t intelligent at all if you believe that men are smarter. I bet that you are a racist too!
December 5th, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4fe4a9123b4e5
Same could be said about some women that post on here… hmm….
Wow… just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore annoying. Way to show me up huh? You are just too cool.
Oh, and btw: a lady’s chromosomes = X X, dumbass. At least I put a lil thought in mine than using things that are annoying sounding.