All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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Women are worthless whores all women are , and I am a woman . I know my place is to please my man sexually and be there for him when he needs to make love, sex , screw whatever you call it, its all the same thing . And I am here to cook for him , I am a good cook however most men are better cooks than women so I am rare being that I cook better than him , I bet if he learned the same dishes I cook he would cook better than me though men are just better than once a month bleeding filthy whores , I am a woman and I hate women!
I do not hate women, but I agree we are all whores.
hi is right about every single point you cunt-rags!!!
think about it the next time your smelly ass is bleeding because you are lesser..
very enlightening. men are absolutely better than women. men should just go after men.
“men should just go after men.”
If you’re talking about for the purposes of intellectually stimulating conversation and advice, that statement is absolutely true.
Hey, I’m all for this, skit or not. Yes, all women are whores. I am a woman and I know I’m a whore (I LOVE when my boyfriend calls me a whore in bed!! :-)
That’s awesome! Girls like this …. are the only ones who deserve respect. Why? Because there’s NOTHING wrong with a whore’s mentality…. as long as she knows THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS.
Other women behave like whores
and pretend that they’re NOT.
Example:
“I am saving it for marriage because it sounds good. I want to go into a life contract with a doormat who will let me get away with being totally unfulfilling on purpose, until he buys me a diamond, car and house and whatever else I say I want…. so that he can treat me like a prostitute every Valentine’s Day because there will be no sex unless he takes me out for a $200 dinner, buys me a $90 dozen roses AND a really nice gift… or else he’s an asshole”.
Now THAT’S a WHORE.
You go Michelle.
As funny as all this shit is, you all know Dick is just doing a gimmick right?
No we don’t.Thank you for opening our eyes though.
I went to school with A. Gimmick, and just saw her a few months ago.
She was a hot chick then, and still is now.
Dick could do a lot worse, so don’t knock it.
menarebetterthanwhimmin
Woman were built for having more intelligence than men, and men were built for having a stronger body than women. it’s just the facts of life, dont be hating. and women aren’t all whores, we have our values and stuff, we dont go around sleeping with just any man we have standards.
Well, they say not to feed the trolls; and applying the metrics of intelligence-based merit to the whimmin’s comments on this site, I’d generally say that’s good, sound policy.
On the other hand, because the whimmin’s comments are all too often void of substance, it’s probably safe to “feed off of them,” even continuously, without the average level of worry exceeding that which would follow an all-day feeding at a Chinese buffet.
To address your first point then, I would posit that you make a great case for why the unions, at least in The United States, have gone in the crapper: if they’ve been “building” the whimmin for intelligence, they certainly haven’t merited their pay (if you want to argue biological construct - which in every stage of its’ manifestation is the reason for men achieving so much more than whimmin, then your case is REALLY lost).
As far as your second point, “…we have standards.”
Yes you do; and what makes that equal to whoring, is the extent those standards apply to your targets level of money, power, fame, or “jerk factor” (he’s exciiiting!); all so you can bitch later, when you’re 35 or 40, about how there ‘aren’t any good men out there.’
You should be in English 101, and buried in encyclopedias; not wasting “bored” space on here.
menaremoreobjectivethanwhimmin.
“we have our values and stuff…” I’m sure you were built for intelligence, dear, but my sandwich isn’t going to get made by virtue of your intelligence “and stuff”. Now get your ass back in the kitchen before I pop you in the mouth again.
Man who bashes woman, hates his mommy. Boo hoo, poor dick, his mommy didnt pay enough attention to him so now he dedicated a whole website to how much he hates women….awww, does dick have a dirty diaper and mommy made him sit in it………suck it up buttercup, you just have woman envy….you wish you were as good as us, you just feel bad because we got better game than you…..
Notice the delicious contradiction in the above poster’s comment:
“his mommy didnt pay enough attention to him so now he dedicated a whole website to how much he hates women….awww, does dick have a dirty diaper and mommy made him sit in it”
-’Mommy,’ who I’ll assume is a woman, does all the bad things to him.
“you just have woman envy….you wish you were as good as us, you just feel bad because we got better game than you…..”
-And we supposedly envy women who do stuff like what she said earlier in her comment.
Women defeat and contradict themselves many times before giving anyone else the chance to do so.
You’re not different from other women who have no meaningful answers, and thus, they resort to turning things as personals.
In addition, supposedly, I repeat, supposedly his mom is as you said. Then, this shows that women have become useless and hence “Men are Better than women”.
Gina said: “Woman were built for having more intelligence than men”
Gina,
From where do you get this claim? From your imagination, like most other women here? You have wide imaginations because you lack the truth. Science says that men have more brain capacities. Facts tell us that women have more interest in being lazy, relying on men, and more interest in seduction.
If intelligence means, for you and other women, being seductive and foxy, then you might be temporarily right. Men, so far, still treat women nice like our grandfathers, because they are deceived by their feminine look. It is clear that for most women intelligence means how to seduce men to get their money. So, women are whores.
Another woman said earlier that although men have larger brains, women’s brain are more compact. I have never read this in any scientific article. I just read such statements from women who want to pervert the truth because the truth does not appeal to them. Women have one of two ways: Either accept themselves as subordinate (in roles not in nature) to men, or think of perverting the truth and transgender as the feminists teach them. The second choice will not make you equal to the man, but it will make you worse as you’d become abnormal.
wow. I just…no bs i just LOL’D. Women. Before they no better. will bang anything with a dick and money before they hit their period. That experiance, takes a looooooot of abuseive boyfriends, rape?…yeah rape, divorces; before they even are damn NEAR knowing what the fuck their getting into (or the other way around LMAO) they might as well have a sign on their shorts that says “OPEN”. Oh. Standards. Literally, lmao. Okay. Women, are soooooooo oblivious in the art of the man getting into a womans cunt. I’m serious. ANY GUY.. can get ANY woman. Appeal. Self- confidence. Every1 iz born a fucking b-rated actor and the woman is the critic who praised Catwoman. Cheers. Good day for man. Man get laid. Back to standards. To the women: every boyfriend who nailed u like a fucking shop project then left, was damn near alike well…. idk guys: roughly like 90% of doodz just wanna fuck. Paying the bill at the restraunt is sometimes a efing GUARENTEE for entry a la pussy. I suppose we can solve this by just like… idk having a building just for fuck? But no. Women have these “standards” as defined above. So guess what. Your mind. Has been blown. Yeah i know. Have of you are going to say “You don’t know me like that!” or somthing of the sorts. Welllllllll yeah. I know you. EXACTLY like that. I dont need to know u on a personal, emotional level. Psycological. Allll any man needs. Hell. We do think with our dicks. Roughly men act on their dick than women to their vagina on a ratio of 10000:1 idk i rarely see a aggresive woman. But Eh. Cant Live With Them. Cant Live Without them. (Unless, you want to jack off like…ALOT. Eh, not my thing)
Oh em gee you guyssssss
are stupid. i mean really, you can’t expect women to behave lik second class citicens just so that you can have your fun. Womn are cool, we have a lot of smarts, I don’t see why the hell you guys don’t think we do becuse we do.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
I especially hate it when some stupid whore thinks she is smart because she has a masters degree or something in some bullshit subject like Comparative Languages or some similar bullshit.
HEY WHORES, IF YOU CAN’T DO REAL SUBJECTS THEN STICK TO SUCKING DICKS AND COOKING.
Don’t whores suck at cooking to?
You oughta know, you stupid whore.
Oh, hey Chris! Haven’t talked to you in a while ^_^
btw, I can’t cook, I’m a teenager who has her mind on other things, if ya know what I mean…^_~
lol jk. But yeah. XD
You haven’t talked to me in a while? That’s because I’ve been fucking ignoring you. There’s a difference you dumb bitch.
No, it’s actually because I don’t waste my a lot of my time on this website anymore. I’m sorry if you missed meh =/
haha
Well at least you finally became aware that your time spent here was a pointless waste of time. I told you. but you always were stupid.
Oh, I already knew. But that was back then when I DIDN’T know that this whole website was a complete joke. Now that I know that, I don’t have to spend time here trying to convince people that they’re wrong, because I know they’re just kidding. So now I get on every once in a while, but that’s only when I get EXTREMELY bored, such as now. YOU, on the other hand, probably get on way more than I do. Seems that way, anyways, correct me if I’m wrong. =D
Menarebetterthanwomen is not a joke. Pay attention and look around. Cute try tough, sweety. Now go make yourself useful on a dick.
Oh, but it is! Why do you think the book is in the “Comedy” section? And yes, I’ve looked. lol to be completely honest, I think Dick is hilarious. The analogies that he makes are really funny. This guy is my idol in terms of comedy. =)
and P.S. I already told you long ago,
you’re not “extremely bored”.
–>> You’re extremely BORING.
Think about it.
Ooh, so harsh! >.<
How the hell am I boring if you just keep replying to my posts? I mean seriously? If I were that boring, you’d ignore me. But you don’t. In fact, I DARE you to ignore me.
I dare you to lick my sweaty balls.
Ewwwww. Sorry, I’m not into the whole “oral” thing. Haha XD
And PS You’re being BORING has nothing to do with anyone ELSE.
Of all the things to do, think, see, read, create, experience and enjoy in the world….. anyone who admits who admits to being “extremely bored” is boring as FUCK.
Pathetic really.
Now fuck off this website and go achieve something on a dick if you refuse to do anything else.
How the hell is it that when someone admits to being bored, they themselves are boring? That makes no sense because I AM AMAZING =D
LMAO
I know tons of people that are incredible at my school who get bored very easily. They’re the ones who have ADD. Haha XD
@Chris, why do you persist in arguing reasonably with this loopy hippie idiot?
Because like I’ve said in the past- I AM AMAZING! =D
lol
Well, Chris argued - no - squabbled a lot with you in the past.Maybe it IS because you are amazing and attract him, and perhaps other men.
Go girl.Pink is the way.
I’m sure she knows all about pink. Or as whimmin call it, their “Get out of work free card”.
@ RB
Ahahahaha. No.
XD
@J_P Which part are you saying no to?
Well “RB” I’d just like to ask if your really are RB because your ip man hash doesn’t match with RB’s real man hash
Amen!
Yes, all women are whores, all they care about is looking sexy, even old decrepit bitches, that’s all they care about.
First off let me say since all the pig-whores are attacking intelligence I have a Ph.D. in biochemistry. I was scammed out of $41,000 by a whore who said her kid was sick and her ex husband was abusive when they were together. I fell for the sob story and it turns out to be all lies. I lost everything because of that whore.
I’m only 16, but fuck! I hate women!
I’m not gay, and I’m sure we have all established that you can hate women without being gay.
Indeed, I would posit that one begets the other (hating whimmin being gay) much less than other factors (biology, for example - but I’m not sure).
Additionally, the truth-filled, albeit satirical, commentary by men on this site rarely, in and of itself, PROVES that we hate whimmin.
IT does however, mean that we won’t allow their folly, claims of equal ability without actually producing equal outcome (claims of equally inventive brilliance, for example - yeah right!), and other such nonsense proposed and exhibited by whimmin, go unchallenged.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
How can you hate women? You haven’t even lived a full life yet. XD
See how silly that sounds, people? Exactly. We teenagers know what the fuck we’re talking about, so stfu muthafuckaaahs!!! >.<
Women are the biggest fucking liars on the planet.
What dumbasses
Ahh, the bible argument. Wow you still believe in bible stories, I bet you believe in Santa to.
Men evolved into large muscled creatures to make up for their lack of brains, they are a womans physical protector. Women have more intelligence, so they did not evolve into muscular creatures. It’s evolution 101… don’t be jealous.
The men that deal with the “whores” are the men that women get tired of quickly. No intelligence and a small penis makes women grow tired of worthless men… so by definition, if you are bitching about women being whores it is because they got tired of your fat beer gut, small penis and lack of intelligence. It is simple really. If that makes us whores… Than I am a proud whore!
Men are less than us, so we treat them that way. It is awesome! Unless you are raping us, we have all the control, but you guys can pretend you do and we will go on pretending as well… until we get bored with you and move on :-)
Hey Lisa
Where did you see beer gut, small penis or lack of intellligence, are you delusional??? Why are you making shit to convince yourself that you are right??? Do you really wanna stay that way???
You’re an idiot. Now go apologize to five people for being a stupid whore.
Evolved or not, being physically stronger than whimmin (on average, 50%), doesn’t preclude being superior in other ways, too.
It IS MEN who CREATED almost everything you use and enjoy in this world, Ditzy (and it STILL is, primarily, as the PC push to “get whimmin more interested in the sciences” isn’t working very well - men are biologically configured and able to accomplish that which few whimmin have).
You are whores (whimmin who imply or trade sex for implicit or granted material gain or comfort), BECAUSE you are, on average, NOT as adept as men at procuring resources or surviving in potentially hostile environments.
So yes, you are whores as a survival mechanism, AND as a means of (trying) to relieve men of their well-earned property.
It’s “funny” too, how when boys are raped by teachers or caretakers, it’s spun as though he “had to have enjoyed it;” but when whimmin get raped it’s “such a tragedy.”
So YOU just go on pretending you don’t need men for ALMOST everything you utilize in this life, and need improved, maintained, or repaired, honey. And we’ll go on pretending you’re good for something other than your vagina.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Lisa is a dumbshit. Einstein was pretty intelligent, but wait, he was a man. DaVinci, Tesla, and on and on. ALL MEN. It does not matter what dumb whores think. Men that are lead by women are just plain weak.
No room for weak men on this planet. Being said, if you are weak, you deserve what you get. CHICK-WHORES, like Lisa.
Eve deceived adam in the garden, it’s been that way ever since.
Women just can’t live without fucking with the serpent, and fucking over their significant others.
In the bible it says women are to be obedient, submissive, and not to open their mouths in church. If they have a question they are to ask their husbands at home. The husband is the head of the household, the woman is the mother.
Women have over stepped their boundaries. They want to much power. Look, it’s great they want to contribute, and yeah they are equal. I just thought the greatest sacrifice they could give was their lives and their time in hope their children grew up proper. Maybe there wouldn’t be soo many whores running around if their mothers stayed home and raised them, instead of trying to become vice president.
And hey, don’t get mad at me. This is what GOD says. Read the book of life.
This is universal, I’m from Spain and I can tell you that is TRUE. I feel like a walking ATM machine. I was this kind of shy guy who venerated woman, until I found the reality… I don’t say ALL women are this way, but 95% are.
Gimme gimme gimme!!!!!!!!!!
I have a vagina so it’s all about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is Western woman’s eternal refrain.
Pedro could take for a date like some toy which has function of speach by pressing a button that says; “gimme, gimme, I have a vagina so it’s all about MEE, MEEE, MEE”
so as soon as girl starts acting like a brat he would press that play button and say; hun, you’ve got competiotion, cos that toy can do same thing.
wow what’s up with this… i knew there were women who hated men with all their hearts, but I had no idea that men did that too….. this is sad… this is a sad sad world no one gets along …why can’t everyone just be nice to each other…
Nobody here HATES women, sweety. We would never want to throw our dicks into something we “hate”. There’s your proof.
MEN ARE nice to women.
And guess what women do with those men.
?
Haven’t you heard?
Nice guys finish last.
That’s not an opinion.
That’s a FACT.
Finishing last is not OK with some Men.
So why do you think women “HATE MEN WITH ALL OF THEIR HEARTS” just because Men refuse to finish last?
IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN HATE WINNERS.
Fuck those women.
Women started it.
hey enough girl….two words for you…fuck you…come and get me you fucking cockroach, ill be happy if you try, i will slap the ever loving shit out of you, you know you little whores like being slapped. i will laugh and then spit in your ugly little face.
Haha, I’m a woman and I love beer. I’m soo sorry you think all women are alike. Become one; and you’ll understand them. x3; Silly idiots.
Tyrants turn to the absurd and irreverent to divert attention from the Threat. The greatest Threat is the closest one; the second greatest is the largest.
i am a woman and I KNOW this is certain! Where can i find a man like you. God i need a dick in me.
Please.
Every woman really needs a dick in her. It doesn’t make you “special” you know. Take a number and get in line.
But the good news is, we don’t mind being treated like sex objects. So that’s something to look forward to.
Have a spectacular evening.
HEY CHRIS!!!!!!
oooooooh la la, chris, you are such a real man. i bet all the girls want to get with a really awesome guy like you. reading your words made me realize that so many of us women can be such disgusting, gold-digging whores and total stuck up fuck ups. and you know what, sweetie? everything you write just makes my cunt moist and wet because i know its true, SO true. ive been such a bad girl all of my life, whoring myself out and preying on other mens hard earned cash, that i just want to make it up to someone and i got a hot stud like you in the cross hairs. thats right, chris, no more me being a stupid whore that hates sex. i wouldnt mind being able to go out with a stud like you. i just want to be your girlfriend and you can be my master, even for a night, so i can smear my hot pussy juice over your face and jerk your cock and balls off so hard that you wont be able to walk for days on end. i would love to meet you one day, sweetie. youre the kind of guy any girlie girl would just die to go out with.
Please watch this video and tell me what you think.
I was able to watch it with peace and contentment; you, I’d be surprised if you could last all of five minutes of photons in your eyes and vibrations in your ears.
Come on, tough guy, no more talk - let’s see what you’re made of.
Oddly enough, this is the sort of thing your sort (ignorant, stubborn) doesn’t want children exposed to.
But what happens when we spiritually and morally bankrupt our children? What would they do with the power of anonymity? Who are they really behind those frills and dresses, that sweet facade of innocence everlasting?
They end up like you - hollow, vacant, meaningless and forgotten.
Your sort fears spiritual and intellectual growth - furthered by sites like this - because it exposes you for who you really are. You have no practical function, and you’re too pussy to learn any way to contribute to the world. You couldn’t even shut the fuck up to save your life!
What?
What “master” would let you “smear pussy juice all over his face and jerk his cock and balls”.
?
Hand jobs are for teen whores who like to keep their “boyfriends” at arms length.
No no, that’s not hot.
And I am afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. I’m not a “sweety”. If you want one of those, you should probably get a girlfriend instead.
But thanks anyway!
We do not mind to, but “need” no….
A vag or cock does not make anybody special, nor does anything, once you realize you aren’t much different…men think they all think alike, women do not think they all think alike…… Men do not all think alike, nor do women.
So many of your comments are right. Thank you for reminding me of my place. I am a slut….always have been. The real truth of it is I’m just a place for his cock to get off. Most of the times he fucks my pussy first & then my ass, where he cums. And then he’s done with me.
Thats how they all were. but I don’t mind, I know I’m a fuckin slut.
If that’s your case than you are not a slut. Likeing sex should be a standard, for a woman too.
A SLUT is a term which whimmin label women who refuse to make “pussy power ally” with them.
Well , all women are whores!! when i said *whores* i meant it!! our mothers? yah whores , our sisters? sluts! so go and fuck urself u dirty fucking bitchies!
Most women are whores yes, especially those in power.
Money can do strange but comprehensible things on all of us. It is the sense of freedom what makes us go horny and mad. There was a woman who runs a big company and who replied to a post here. Well i believe she is the greatest whore of all who commented.
freedom also grasps men; because money is in play. But men cannot be whores . . . because they are needed to nail them and produce other products (capitalist or consumer neophytes) It is also a scientific fact that men are stronger than women; mentally, physically, and spiritually. But they do not accept this. I recently saw a woman in a box-ring while she was being “maked-up” by other feminist women in the corner. That image lighted some insight in my brain. They want to be like men, and some of them can make it to the top, but when they arrive, they want to fuck every slave; man or woman. they are whores in a capitalist world, and women in bed.
something else:
My ex was the real archetype of a feminist and whore. She confessed al her fantasies in her dumbness. I firmly believe she was the archetype i came in contact with: The example of all whores or true free women. she was so shy and innocent looking . . true. . . but damn. . .what a whore she became. she was hooked to money, like a sort of demon grabbed her away from me. Her fantasy was: being in a high mountain cave surrounded by men in red capes while a beast was fucking her. She went nuts on that thought and during sex. a feminist yes .. and a witch (whore)