All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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December 2nd, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Yet they continue to make walls of text and post… Man, for the love of god.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Anectodal Evidence, in case the spelling error draws attention from what it is that I am saying. Please check in there before you repeat or contradict yourself.
And they say boys are the ones who need to be medicated.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ha ha. I believe the pinnacle of intellectual ability in his life was passing Kindergarden. (He’s still working on the rest.)
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Like I said, I am done with you jack asses. Screw spelling errors! It doesn’t matter if I spell everything correctly anyways! It doesn’t change your opinion of me, and I could care less a this point. You will always think I’m stupid, and I will always think you are an ignorant biggot. It’s not going to end, so why waste my time?
Not only that, but I believe that you defended Dick when I called out his spelling error. And his mistake actually weakened his argument, because it was contradictory to what he said! (That men know everything and don’t make mistakes.) I never claimed to be spelling bee champion, and I don’t have to defend myself. You know what else? I caught my error. I could have posted a correction, but I don’t care enough to actually go through with it.
Fuck it, fuck you, and fuck this site.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
How many times do I have to repeat this? I DON’T CARE HOW “LIKEABLE” OR “UNLIKEABLE” YOU, OR ANYONE ON THIS SITE FINDS ME! Like I expect you to take the things I say kindly?
Trust me, I would rather be your enemy than your friend any day!
And as for taking everything that I say out of context, and trying to use it to “weaken my argument…” GROW UP. I don’t know how all of these grown ass men, acting like whiny children expect to win any respect from society. I don’t know why you waste time arguing with me, I will never accept your opinions, and I don’t expect you to accept mine. That’s why I am done trying to reason with you. You want to belittle yourselves and throw insults? Ok. I just don’t expect me not to fight back, at least a little. I DO have a life outside of this site after all, which is probably more than I can say for you old geezers.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Emotional meltdowns right before your very eyes, complete with an infinite amount of time to revision and edit to place yourself in the best light possible. And us in the worst light possible, of course.
Please, do fuck off, however, I don’t want to keep updating the text file for accuracy. I know you’re a girly-girl and all, and saying twice as much equates to twice the social skills, but keep those lips shut from here on.
Thank you, don’t call me, I’ll call you ;D
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
This stops when you want it to.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
alright, please leave this site now? No point staying further and clogging up this thread.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
Why? Because you have too much of an ego to shut up? Throwing cheap insults around will only get them thrown right back at ya. Good luck.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
*GASP!*
Please, no more! Oh God, no more, girly, no more! Have mercy, oh devout girly-girl, don’t talk about crushing my genitalia or any of those other thoroughly desensitized things you would do to me if you weren’t a little girly-girl.
What other people think of girly-girls is everything to them. If a girly-girl will spend $50 of daddy’s college money for some lead-based toe polish and another $100 for a peep-toe heel…
That’s just girly-logic. She must, must be seen as right at any means possible - her self-obsession demands it. Unfortinately, while entertaining in a setting like this, such reasoning has lead to many-a false rape lynch mob.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
No, those are my actual thoughts on the situation. You see, intelligent thought requires some elaboration. Not that I would expect you to know anything about that.
Emotional? You’re one to talk. You all pour your heart and soul into this pathetic site, screeching “Women are cheating whores!” and expect us not to believe that you have had trouble with women in the past. Yeah that’s all based on “truth.” (Yeah, the truth that women find you unsatisfactory and “unlikeable.”)
Yet even after pages, columns, and forums full of angry text you have the right to call the few women who do visit this site screeching harpies.
Ironically, you still manage to point out the few “contradictory” things that I say on this site. (Even though they were all taken out of context.)
Pull that stick out of your ass and shove it down your throat. I shut up when you do.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
You shut up? As though your repulsive personality is somehow going to manipulate me? Believe me, I want you out of sight, out of this site, but I know that appeasement is most certainly not the way to accomplish that. Besides, I do get good material from the superior girly-girl.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
No, I am not a ‘girly girl.’ Simply a girl. If you knew me, you would take that back so fast it would give you whip-lash. (Not that I am butch or anything, I just hate shopping and typical ‘girly’ things. Shoe sopping in particular.)
I have no father, and my mom is broke. So no, “Daddy’s money” is not, and has never been an option for me. I work for my money, and the only shoes I buy are cheap flip flops and soccer cleats.
I know this may be hard to believe, but not all women are high maintenance hookers. Don’t presume to have me all figured out… and I won’t make assumptions about you.
Until then, the thing I said about the old, flabby beer gut still stands. And proudly might I add. (Although I have yet to hear anyone deny it…)
How the hell do you even know the term ‘peep toe heel?’ Honestly, that is the first time I have ever heard it.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Sorry. “Shopping.” ^
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ok then. I wasn’t asking for your opinion on the matter. Just telling you how to end it should you ever get tired of me.
Until then I’ll assume you are actually enjoying this, and keep it coming.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
I don’t have an ego problem, it more of a “biggot problem.”
And I know. THAT’S WHY I DO IT! You insulted first, I retaliated. It has to end somewhere, and if you won’t back down that’s not my problem.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Well, one problem. The men actually have a reason to be on this site.
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
And it’ not any better than mine.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Look at that brain of yours!! Look at your mind at work! These brains affect my life!! So what’s your great accomplishment in life, big shot? Getting past 1,000 posts in a few months? Hahaha! It must be. Do you feel special now? “OMG Look at me! I’m Clair and I’ve accomplished so much with my life! I have over 1,000 posts now and I’m such an awesome debater. You would be so lucky to bask in my awesome presence!!! I’m such an AWESOME DEBATER AND I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS IN A DEBATE ANY DAY!”
You are like a rick old fart, sitting around her study wearing a smoking jacket and sipping a bandy, trying to pretend that she’s other than an animal or that she’s sophisticated and civilized and smart, then being confronted by the basic ‘truth’ of a Neanderthal placing a spear up against her throat.
I’ve never been to “kindergarden.” What is that? Is that where you play around in a garden or something? I do remember going to kindergarten at one time. Haha! You’re such a moron. Sorry if I confused you, but I have to remind people that I am not to be held responsible for their educational deficiencies.
Now stop killing your brain cells. There are so few left.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Jesus H. Christ on an Indian doing wheelies………..
Someone ask Karen if she has a Myspace page and hangs out at YouTube doing Diggs on people………………fuuuuuuuuck.
And she is the epitomy of human evolution? That would explain why it took Earl of Sandwich to smack two pieces of bread together and all she can figure out how to do is post on a MAN site.
That just kicks……………..donkey ass or something lame, like her.
As a Vagina, of COURSE you want to keep it coming, after all, you are female and have a Vagina, so all you DO is take, take, take.
(Hey, give me those car keys back, and my Harley, just like a Roach Motel, the guys check into you, but they don’t check out. Is that an echo I hear?)
The problem is the whole speaking thing. NOW I know why those kooky muslims out east chop your fucking heads off. I bet if they did, both you and Karen’s blowholes would STILL fucking whistle like a pissed off sperm whale that never stops……….
As for reasons, and this should prove to you how stupid Karen and you are:
Men at this Manly-Men Men-Only site own what you do not, Penises and Intelligence.
You own neither nor, either or, so remember, if in doubt, get your snatch out!