All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 30th, 2007 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Ms Human an answer to your question. Simply your gender isn’t the one getting ass raped by the courts.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 5eb132e4a1bde
Maybe you should read what you write, because if you do you’ll realise that you make no sense whatsoever. Just control those raging female hormones for just a second and think:
If you hate one site more than another, which site do you visit? The most sensible reply would be ‘neither’. But ’sensible’ obviously does not apply in your case. The next choice would be the one that you hated the most because you find the subject matter more objectionable.
And thats why you’re here, right? Or are you here because you agree with what Dick says?
At least have the guts to admit that you hate this site more than feminist websites instead of trying to prop up your weak arguments by sitting on the fence and saying ‘I hate feminist sites more than this one’. Pathetic.
What were you on when you said that? There are scores of feminist sites that hate other branches of feminism and slag each other off. That is aside from the increasing number of women who are ashamed of being called feminists, will say that they are not feminists and in fact say that they hate feminists and will then go on to argue with men and show that they are in fact feminists. You’re proving yourself a perfect example even though you are too stupid to see it.
Your thoughts on me are as conclusive as your thoughts on everything else. Total fucking nonsense.
Already been answered well above by MansVoice and others.
Enjoying yourself on your mental merry-go-round?
What you are saying is definetely not on my level. Your’re another screeching harpie who thinks that somehow educaton can mask a lack of intelligence. There are plenty of educated, qualified idiots around and you seem to be one of them. You’re a fucking joke
November 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: b7f3acca59236
I’m reading some of the responses, and there is one thing I notice over-all: Women do NOT know their place. This is obviously a site that PROVES men are indeed better than women, but women try to persuade comers that the site they went out of their way to go to…is wrong. I guess I’m being harsh though, they weren’t able to choose what they wanted to be born as. :(
November 30th, 2007 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Nope, not harsh at all. But I think I’m going to join RobC and boycott responding to the harpies.
Welcome aboard, by the way.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ok, Geeza… I checked. It DID make sense. It’s not my fault that you hav problems analyzing writing material. Can’t you just be a ‘real man’ and admit your faults? What… afraid to get shown up by a woman?
Any evidence I present against your case, you try to counter with your “man logic,” which really isn’t all that logical at all. It’s funny that you refer to men like Einstein to build your case, when they would probably think your whole mentality and way of thinking is total bull shit. Honestly, what TRULY intelligent people walk around saying shit like that? None that I can think of.
It’s obvious that we are never going to see eye to eye, so if you really want me gone… done. Just don’t reply to this post, or any of my previous posts. And no outside discussions involving me. If you all will show me that you are ‘manly’ enough to swallow your pride and ignore this (even though I know you disagree with everything I just said and are dying to contradict me) I will give you your way.
Can you handle it?
November 30th, 2007 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
“I treat my wife as an employee whom I cannot fire. I have my own bedroom and avoid being alone with her.” –Albert Einstein
December 1st, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Ha ha. You fucked it up for everyone because you could not swallow your pride and take it like a man. It would have been so easy to ignore me, but you didn’t. You couldn’t stand being wrong. I’m sorry that you have no will power… but too late. I am back! (Don’t even try to say that comment wasn’t a direct response to my last post, because we both know it was.)
Maybe I will give the rest of you a second chance, since this isn’t even one of he guys that I argued with.
December 1st, 2007 at 8:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
Vagina… please point out where were the men wrong? Arent you just angry he retorted with a quote?
December 1st, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 2dfe02ea04fcb
Of couse we arent going to see eye to eye. You’re a fucking idiot, and I’m not.
You couldnt bring up a single one of the points I made against you. You’re arguments amount to saying ‘I make perfect sense to me’. Of course you do. You’re a delusional idiot too.
I just pointed out how stupid you sound by bringing up things you said. I never brought up Einstein to back up my case against you. I dont need to. Fred Fucking Flintstone could make a mockery of you.
Your final argument is laughable. According to you, in order to prove how ‘manly’ I am, I must swallow my pride and not respond to you . Woman, are you deliberately setting out to make yourself sound desperate?
Your world may revolve around your vagina but mine doesnt. You dont define my standards of what being a man means neither do you determine when I have or have not lost my pride.
Can you handle it?
December 1st, 2007 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4c211a60c65a
Just so everyone knows, I found this site by accident. So anything I say will not be reflected as if I had looked for this on purpose.
I do have to say that there is a lot of fault on both sides of the spectrum. Men did and do continue to make great sacrifices and many times women were and are ungrateful because deep down a lot of women are selfish. Now I know I sound like an ass to women for posting this.
But hear me out–there is a logical reason behind it:
Women have made a few sacrifices, but to get real it’s not to the magnitude that men have made sacrifices over the many years of humanities existence. For so long women were considered property and to be the bearers of children. But all this finger pointing and he-said–she-said bullshit is going a bit too far. We’re all at fault. Women can’t accept the fact that they use their bodies most of the time to manipulate and use people to get what they want. And sometimes guys are willing to reciprocate–but this doesn’t happen all the time. *Note the word sometimes was used in the previous sentence* Women also use their language capacity to twist words to trap people and again manipulate them–which is why women, if given an opportunity to do so, make better non-violent negotiators but trust is a major issue. However, a great deal of the time, hostile negotiation is necessary and a lot of women, especially women I know, aren’t particularly violent and capable of being that way.
But men are not gods nor will they ever be. Now, I’m not saying that gods were not male embodied–not my point. I’m just saying that no matter what past is or the present is, the point is that in order for the future to get here, men and women aren’t going to change. Women will continue to manipulate and claim that feminism is still needed, men will continue to moan about being picked on and asserting their dominance over women and the both will continue to fuck each other’s brains out. Thus continuing the human population until the end of time.
These comments do reflect how I personally feel about certain issues. I’m also open to civil conversation that hopefully doesn’t degenerate into the kindergarten crap that I saw posted on this page earlier. BOTH men and women are immature little bastards when it comes to name calling. And for those who would like to yell at me for word order I can reverse the previous statement: BOTH women and men are immature little bastards when it comes to name calling.
December 1st, 2007 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Wow! The moron finally shows her true ilk.
See how civility is a façade. She desperately wants to preserve her sense of reality, and any civility is suppressed anger and annoyance. This is modern-woman for you. A psychologically and mentally retarded human, dependant on others for understanding and worshiping everything that enables its belonging and survival; a retarded, adolescent mind constructing ideals on words it cannot even define and relying on ambiguity to create the illusion of substance. You, as a person, are a nothing; a big round zero striving to fill the emptiness in the middle with fantasy. It’s your emptiness, your nothingness that makes you so attracted to the first thing that offers you substance and hope or that makes you feel loved and accepted and like you belong …and like the universe gives a shit about you. Now why don’t you do humanity a favor and get your tubes tied so we don’t have to worry about you making the same mistake your parents did when they had you.
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bfe4f10100e7
well well well……where to start about men……Personally Wankers covers it, most men are complete and utter bastard.
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ec0e56ca184
@ Wtf is this: You make reasonable points. Feel free to sign up at the forums and engage in rational discourse. If not, I be glad to engage you in an intellectual conversation when I can. At your own time.
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Wow, manstastic. This can only come from the mind of a man.
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
I ALWAYS bring up points against you. I know I presented a weak argument, but don’t mistake that for me admitting defeat. I just don’t have time to fight you anymore! I hate the way you think and I HATE the way you speak about other human beings. I am not a fucking idiot, I am just not a pathetic, bitter 45 year old man with nothing better to do. Unlike you, I have an actual life.
Did you know that I am a seventeen year old girl? I have friends, a boyfriend, and a million soccer games to attend to! I am the starting forward on my team, and that requires me to be very fit and skillful with a soccer ball. I train 6 days a week, for several hours a day. Trust me, fighting with YOU is at the very bottom of my list.
I find it funny that you have the gall to insult me, and call me an inferior human being. While you are picking the lint out of your fat, old man beer gut, I am at the gym training, or on the field scoring goals. While you are wasting away in the computer chair, throwing back beers and wasting away your youth and health, I am drinking protein enhanced muscle milk and doing Ab crunches.
Man or not, you are nothing short of pathetic. I don’t have time for you! At first I wanted to prove and point, and knock some sense into your skull, but it is a lost cause. AND I DON’T CARE ANYMORE. Screw you, I don’t care if you live your life as an ignorant, fat old man. Not my problem.
So excuse me for not wanting to spend every waking hour on this site, fighting a useless battle. The only person capable of helping you is Jesus Christ himself.
And if you would be so kind as to STOP replying to my comments, it would make this so much easier. I am not trying to have the last word or anything, but I wish you would at least allow me the chance to gracefully bow out without calling me a ‘fucking idiot.’ I am only asking you to have some common decency, nothing more.
So what do you say, are we done here or not?
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
hmmm…what is it with this site and 17 years olds? you, mansvoice, me…. It seems that the audience dick has is teenagers (or slightly older than that early 20’s) and angry old men.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Screw you. Read what I said to Geeza. I am done.
And by the way, don’t go insulting my parentage. You know nothing about me or my family. What you said was petty and childish.
Oh, and just so you know, my father drunk himself into a stupor, then tried to kill my mother, and ran out on my family. I was only 5 years old. I’d probably say that it was a mistake too, and sometimes I wish you were right. But I am stronger than that, and I have grown from the experience.
What can be said for you? You know what? Don’t answer that. I DONT CARE.
Making blind accusations will get you nowhere, and you have no knowledge of who I am or what I have been through. What right do you have to judge me? I know we all throw around insults on this site, and I am not claiming that I am not guilty. You, however, are seriously crossing the line. If you want to make yourself sound intelligent, GROW UP. I am allowed to be adolescent once in a while- I actually AM one. What’s your excuse, pudgy?
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
lol…don’t worry about it Vagina. That little paragraph was probably the pinnacle of intellectual capability of his life.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
The men out there in the real world- the ones who actually get girls (and I am not talking about the blow up kind)- are too mature and intelligent for sites like this.
Have you ever noticed that the men on here talk about how much they love drinking and hate chicks? It’s probably because girls find them too repulsive and barbaric to want anything to do with them, so they drown their sorrows in cheap beer and hate-filled web posts.
Well, 20 typed columns and and hundreds of beer guts later, this website is born. The men who want to share their sorrow and pain use this as a place to come together, but they cover pain with anger, and sorrow with hate. Otherwise they wouldn’t appear ‘manly,’ and considering the fact that they were all burned by women, that would not be a good thing.
As for us? I guess we just enjoy a good argument, and the chance at humiliating a few biggots. Either that or we are gluttons for punishment. Who knows?
Anyways, I am trying to cut back. I don’t have to prove myself to these jack off biggots . There are people out there who really respect me for who I am, and I don’t need to surround myself with this kind of negativity anymore. Screw these people, they are a waste of time.
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
And yet you also say this:
I explain why you are so unlikeable on the forums:
Forums/Anecdotal Evidence/Teen Mommies…