All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 28th, 2007 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
yet still *remain* - typo.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
I dont believe I have insulted you. In any case, your presence is not wanted. You come in here appearing condescending, elitist and a snob. The favour was returned in kind.
Yeah, sure. Fairyland is *THAT* way!
November 28th, 2007 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Haha. You missed the point in ALL of that writing! You still pointed out the ‘typo issue.’
He TRIED to make a point, but didn’t. Like I said, it was lost in the delivery.
I am not responsible for the fellow women posting on this site, and I have no intention of sticking up for them. If they wish to make themselves appear unintelligent and childish, that’s not my problem. I just have an issue with the fact that you assume all women to be that way. Obviously I’m not, and if you haven’t have enough proof as of yet I’m just dying to give you more! : )
And what would it matter whether or not you are getting to me? I actually find this amusing, hence the fact that I am still here. You on the other hand are the one that keeps asking me to leave. If my words aren’t affecting you, then why would you care? You are obviously right and have nothing to lose!
November 28th, 2007 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Apparently, there are exceptions. Duh, roughly 5-10% of women arent like that? Does it make you feel more “secured” by thinking you are the exception? Women love that huh?
Feel free to stay, really. Just treat others how you want to be treated. If you make loud, obnoxious comments, that is what you are going to be dished back. Conversely, if you treat others with respect and empathy, you might actually come out of here understanding this site better.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
At 15 you should stay off the internet and do a little more schoolwork. Hear is something you do with your ears (though I have a better use for them when it comes to whores).
Also, study up on the English Subjunctive Mood. Your statement “You wouldnt be hear today if it wasnt for women” is incorrect. I shall reproduce it correctly.
“You wouldnt be
hearhere today if itwasntweren’t for women.”Typo’s are something that happen and we accept them. However, a poor education is inexcusable.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Good, you should take that advice yourself. I don’t take kindly to being called a whore. If you insult me, I am not above dishing it back out. Hey, even you ’superior menfolk’ aren’t above something that petty, which is yet another irony. (Since you men are just so amazing, that is.)
Thanks for the invitation, I think I’ll take that. : ) At least until I am fully satisfied with the fact that I can argue any point that you throw about about why ‘women suck.’ I’m not going to lie, some women do suck. Then again some men suck too. I just don’t want to be categorized and stereotyped for something that I have no control over. If you want to judge ME based on who I am, then fine. So be it. But don’t judge me based on some menopausal old lady (that I have never met) that said something bitchy to you one day. That’s just fucking stupid.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Oops, computer error. ‘At least until I am fully satisfied with the fact that I can argue any point that you throw out about why ‘women suck.’ is how it should have read.
I just had to fix that! It wouldn’t exactly be hypocritical (since I am not trying to prove my superiority) but I have enough sense to correct my own mistakes.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
No problem, I will take your word on that. If you behave in a respectable manner, I personally dont see why any man for the matter will behave unruly towards you.
Myself, I do treat all people with a considerable amount of respect. Be fair, play nice and you will be treated with civility and kindness. Afterall, do understand that this is a site for men and by men.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Which should also contain a daily posting limit for women, MV. Zero would be a good place to start.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Thanks for the kindness. That really was unexpected. (There seems to be quite a bit of hostility on this site.)
I do understand that this is a site by men for men, but you also have to understand that I am not your average girl. I came to a website called http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com. I could have just as easily gone to a website called http://www.womenarebetterthanmen.com, but I didn’t. There was purpose in that. I’m not a feminist, and I’m not here to preach, but I stand up for myself. If I don’t agree with something, I’m not scared to make my opinion known. At least I am not afraid of the challenge, right? Which (unfortunately for my cause) is more than I can say for some of the women spewing mindless, angry drivel on this site. Why try and make an argument that obviously isn’t intelligent? It only further serves to hurt your cause.
November 28th, 2007 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Of course, girls who come here are not associated with peaches and cream, and this site is by men, for men. I’m willing to discourse civilly with you while you’re here, but keep in mind that you will be judged and treated as a man. Of course, you have various entitlements in western culture, so you will naturally appear stupid - which many will not hesitate to state - when you do things like this:
No one is personally attacking you. What angers me the most is that you girls get hung up on terms and phrases. You never can actually challenge the argument itself, just the way it’s structured or its source. Nobody likes that kind of blather - it’s boring and inappropriate.
Chances are you can not even notice how rude and unlikeable you are, but then again, ignorance does not make you right. I also find it difficult to even attempt to side with someone whose troubles are self-inflicted. The fact is, nobody really cares about the age of womyn - they just roll with it to look good, just as they will roll with chauvinism when it comes along.
And this isn’t a war of the sexes or a pendulum. It’s the natural way of things.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:32 am - IP Man-Hash: e26ca77fcef8d
Oh and I thought those was girlish words!
The very words I have said to you- empathy- HA- you don’t know what it means or you wouldn’t be critisising women the way you do.
November 28th, 2007 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Earlier you said this though:
@ Miss Human: I believe you are the one who doesnt know what empathy stands for.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Miss Human: Believes that her gender of the source should be what we use to judge an argument.
MansVoice: Believes the actual validity of the argument is essential to the argument, and does not waste his time bitching about spelling errors and then making a few himself.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Like I said, it’s not my job to be empathetic. I never tried to be, nor did I imply that I was. So what is your point? That I am ‘unlikable?’ Yeah, like I give a damn whether or not you find me ‘like-able.’ Ha. Do you seriously think I am here to make friends?
What I am trying to point out by picking on all the little ‘terms and phrases’ (a habit that you find so utterly annoying) is that the argument itself not valid. While you may not be intelligent enough to realize this, everything I have said is in fact about the bigger picture. The man writing this is incompetent, and cannot even support his own argument ACCURATELY. If he is this fucking amazing, strong, almighty man that he makes himself out to be, then why didn’t he catch that error himself? Or better yet why did he make it in the first place? I am not attacking the incorrect phrase, but using it as a tool to attack the argument as a whole.
That is the difference between me and men like you. I don’t simply sit here saying “Dick is unintelligent.” If you want me to simplify everything, and spoon feed it to you, then that is what I should have said. I simply assumed that you were at least intelligent enough to realize that I was using textual evidence not only to support my argument, but to dumb down his. Understood? Good, because that is what real intellectuals do. You cannot sit there are make blind accusations with no valid points to them if you expect anyone to take you seriously. It is one thing to give an opinion, but in order to make it an argument you must support that opinion. Ok?
“Men are better than women.” Really? Do you think that you are making an intelligent argument when you back it up with bullshit about how you think all women are whores? If you honestly do, then I have already won this argument, and there is no need for you (or anyone else for that matter) to continue to challenge mine.
If I were to say that women are better than men, I could easily make up a bunch of childish statistics about how men are filthy slobs and will stick their dick in anything that moves. But have you noticed that I haven’t? That’s because I prefer to make intelligent arguments, with a factual basis. It would be unfair, uncivilized, and and just plain fucking stupid for me to do so. I have no right to make any stereotypical generalizations about men, and I won’t. I have more class and elf respect than that.
Don’t get me wrong, I have thoroughly enjoyed insulting each and every one of you that has made a pig-headed statement about women on this site. And that is because I was targeting YOU as an individual. Not an entire group of people. (A practice that you and Dick are so fond of.) I find it funny that Dick has the nerve to say “women would vote for Hitler.” I find that quite the opposite is true. Dick would be the first one to vote for Hitler out of us all! He is so easily swayed into hating an entire group of people based on no more than a little speck of knowledge concerning one, maybe two women. How does he presume to know so much about women in the first place? Did he ever have a vagina? (Let’s hope not… that would be some crazy shit!) My point is, Dick’s hate for women is no more based on fact than Hitler’s hate for Jews was. They both share the common thread of evil, based on the slanderous lies and hatred that they devote their pathetic lives to spreading.
Hitler had his people thinking that they were some sort of ’superior race,’ better than all the rest, and that jews were below them.
Dick has all these men on this site thinking that they are hot shit because they have a pair of hairy balls and a naturally over-inflated ego. He has made you all think that women are nothing more than objects, who are always at the man’s disposal.
See the comparison? (There’s not much of a contrast.) If you all don’t think you are being brainwashed, then you are as warped as he is.
Dick’s arguments are weak at best, and you can easily poke more holes in it than scissors could a thin, decrepit piece of paper. While there is the ‘opinion’ part of the article, there are no real facts or statistics. Not any that he didn’t make up on his own because the real facts are ’skewed,’ anyway.
How’s that for attacking the argument as a whole? (Hopefully by now you understand what that actually entails. If not, leave me another stupid, ignorant response to this comment and I will be happy to school you some more.)
November 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
In paragraph 4, the ‘S’ was left off the word self. I did not mean to say ‘elf respect.’ Ha ha. Hopefully that is a given, but I guess I can never be too sure with the people who frequent this site…
November 28th, 2007 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 738885375c9d6
Women are whores, and deep down, they know it as well.
Look at the facts: Women are raised not to be whores. Everyone despises whores. Most of them, consciously, do anything they can to not act like a whore.
Yet, it always comes out in indirect ways. They are whores, most of them just don’t know it.
Look at it this way: They act like they aren’t, because they know how much society hates it. But as soon as you’re alone with them, they go crazy like fucking chickens with their head cut off. They can’t come out and say what the fuck they want directly, so they are always playing games - but we all know what they want is sex and fucking money.
Act innocent girls, I know you want me.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 738885375c9d6
This post made me realize how fucking cool it would be if there were no women on here. Imagine that guys.
How come women always have to want to take a part in any fucking fun that men have? Men only clubs are practically getting shut down allover the country because women think it’s ’sexist’ that they can’t enter, all the while womens study groups and crappy sites about puppies eledgedly for women are allover the goddamn Internet.
I can’t even go fucking hunting without meeting some woman. They are everywhere, occupying good mens seats.
Luckily, I can still arrange parties at my home with a huge fucking beerkeg and a brutal television series without any bullshit in it. Thank God for Carlsberg and Deadwood - or I would be practically feminized.
Ah hell, there’s a rant.
November 28th, 2007 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
November 28th, 2007 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5eb132e4a1bde
Do you honestly think that of all of the posts made here you are the first ‘intelligent and logical’ woman who has come here and ‘picked holes’ in Dicks arguments?
If you think you are, then that means that every other woman who has come here before you has been unable to do what you have done because women for the most part are dumb fucks thereby proving that men are better than women.
If on the other hand you think that many women who have posted here before you must have been as ‘intelligent’ and as able to pick holes in Dicks arguments then only a dumb fuck wouldnt realise that posting another tirade isnt going to make the blinding bit of difference.
So would you mind packing away your violin and fucking off? This isnt an episode of ‘Americas Next Screeching Harpie’.