All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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November 28th, 2007 at 8:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Lol. I don’t get real, intelligent responses to my argument, I get “insults” about how “annoying” I am. Funny guys. I thought women were the “lesser beings” but once again you have proven me wrong! : )
I am just like every other woman here? Why should I waste my time? Um, probably for the same reason you waste yours. I think it’s funny that all of you men come on here complaining about how much you hate it when women complain. Seriously, what the hell? If you want to complain about the fact that I am not unique by posting here, then you better get your fat ass off the computer. Honestly, I am more of a minority on this site than any of you are, and my posts are 100 percent original, unlike yours. I swear if I hear the words “all women are whores” one more time my head will explode.
I also find it funny that you say the women arguing the validity of your statements are living in a fantasy. I bet most of you never show this side of yourselves to other people. You probably have women in your lives (moms, wives, children) that would kick your ass if they found out what you do on here. Talk about fantasy! What do you call this whole website then? And funnier sill is the fact that most of you know what you say is not true, you just need your ego stroked in order to feel good about yourself. I on the other hand am happy with what I represent. I think I have made my point, and judging by the staggering amount of emotional, unintelligent responses I have racked up it looks like my work here is done. Thanks boys, nice work.
November 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
November 28th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
I gotta agree here; screw the god damn double standards. It is alright to have “women’s only” clubs but it is sexist to have “men only”. Fuck, women really do spoil the fun tons of times. I know like the next man, women want to “appear” to be cool so they always try new shit and one of the fastest way for them to “be cool” is to join something exclusive - That is why they invade the clubs of men. Rejoice? Damnation.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: e39a9245b27e8
Absofuckinglutely! Double standards are apparently OK if they are regarding women.
And then Ms Cunt comes in here under the guise of providing ‘argument and rebuttal’ when in reality it is the very fundamental female innate desire to spoil or disrupt any fun that men can have away from women. It’s so deeply embedded in the female psyche that I doubt that even she knows that this is her goal to which she is driven.
Most women are like parasites, leeches, whose sole function in life is to latch onto a man and to drain everything she can out of him until the end of time, or he dies, or he is no longer useful.
This one merely gets her kicks by fucking things up for men.
Tim Allen said: “Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.” I love this comment/fact because I know it makes plenty of Feminist-cunt types go insane.
P/s: I just happened across this site by accident for the first time. I think its fantastic and I’ll be back! ~ Dr.Axe
November 29th, 2007 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Thats fucking great! Welcome to this site. Another manly man to the cause - Excellent. Be sure to sign up at the forums too.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Tell me Vagina, how is this site any different than all the feminist sites that bash men all day long?
I’ve been to probly all of them, and they all cry about how bad men are, and how much hurt men have caused them, but I guess thats ok with you isnt it?
You spew out double standards and then claim to be intelligent… very strange.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
November 29th, 2007 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5eb132e4a1bde
Anti-men sites outnumber anti-women sites by far. If you really meant what you said about hating anti-men sites more, then there are plenty of anti-men sites out there for you to occupy your day. But since you’re spending a fair amount of time here, that means that our assumptions are right and you are full of shit.
We didn’t cast the first stone. Thats why we have no problems flinging truckloads. By the way havent you heard the one about throwing stones from glass houses.
Watching women like you post here reminds me why I have no desire to visit feminist websites. I’ve got better things to do than signing up on a feminist website, like scratching my ass. The worst ones are the ‘I’m not even a feminist’ feminists.
November 29th, 2007 at 8:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.
Now I can’t wait for that bag of chips to explode..
November 29th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Understand however that men who do not support the feministic doctrine are immediately banned let alone … protest against it.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
First of all, learn how to read before you criticize. I said I hate feminist sites more than ‘anti-women’ sites, which means that I would actually prefer to be here than there. So no, once again your assumptions were incorrect. OK? Understood? Or do I need to translate this into stupid for you?
Secondly, It is not possible to be an anti-feminist feminist. Either you agree with it or you don’t. I don’t strive for anything but equality, and I don’t think it’s right to stereotype and generalize. I won’t brand a whole gender of people good or bad because of the actions of a few. I think you are a dumb shit, for example, but that is not a reflection on all men… just you.
Men did not cast the first stone? Ha ha, you must be joking. Men have been oppressing women since the beginning of time. I don’t think the way women have retaliated has solved anything, but then again what good have you done? All I am saying is, if you want to complain about the way women talk about men, then stop bitching and moaning about women! It has to stop somewhere, and if you won’t be the bigger person and stop acting so childish, then you are simply condemning yourself.
I wasn’t suggesting that you actually go and sign up on a feminist website, I was simply saying that no one is stopping you from doing so. Only yourself, that is. So stop complaining about the ‘double standard’ that women supposedly impose upon you. If you really wanted to join a feminist website, or women’s club, you could. But you don’t want to, and that is the sole reason that you haven’t. It’s not because you are not “allowed” so stop whining like a little bitch.
And by the way, if you aren’t able to make inferences from the writing, don’t bother responding to it. OK? Use a little bit of intelligence. I am sick of re iterating everything and going back to further explain myself. This isn’t kindergarden, and I am not your teacher. If what I am saying is over your head, leave it be and move on to something that is actually on your level. Thanks.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
It’s called freedom of speech. You can protest anything you want to, should you put in the time and effort. If you feel strongly enough about something, then fight for it. If you don’t, then it is obviously not a priority to you. End of story.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Please go read Dick’s article on oppression. It was a manly piece of work.
I took this post from the forums. It was written by a man(Foody):
The biggest sign of women being ungrateful toward her men is the thinking that she have been oppressed by a man for thousands of years. Women tend to skip the self sacrificial men have done to their women and children. Women tend to skip the fact men die and fight for their women and children. Women tend to skip the fact men work hard to support his wife and children so she can get all the credit for being a mother. Women tend to forget that men labor like a slave ant to build society. Women only remember one thing, men are evil women are good.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Learn to read. If you are not with them, you are effectively against them. That means you are automatically banned without any chance of saying shit and your posts deleted. End of story, yeah.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e26ca77fcef8d
Mans voice - you are right -somewhat! When you quote Foody.
I believe that men have done alot of self sacrificial things for women - that doesn’t include calling all women whores.
Any ways as I was saying - I love a man who is a gentlemen and can recognise the sacrifices women do for them as well.
I also thank any man who makes such sacrifices for women- it is noble and manly to protect women and children and to work and fight for and look after them!
So why talk trash about women and why not embrace the different strengths we have and the things that can compliment each other???
November 29th, 2007 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Because women are ungrateful? Right- somewhat? So is that a yes or a no? I am right, god damnit.
Why talk trash about women?
I believed I just answered it in a one-liner: Women are ungrateful. They never appreciate the things that men do for them. Infact, give them an inch and they take a fucking mile. Thats feminism for you. I am not going to stand for that dogshit any longer. You want to “attack men or the patriarchy”, just bring it.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Ms Human an answer to your question. Simply your gender isn’t the one getting ass raped by the courts.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 5eb132e4a1bde
Maybe you should read what you write, because if you do you’ll realise that you make no sense whatsoever. Just control those raging female hormones for just a second and think:
If you hate one site more than another, which site do you visit? The most sensible reply would be ‘neither’. But ’sensible’ obviously does not apply in your case. The next choice would be the one that you hated the most because you find the subject matter more objectionable.
And thats why you’re here, right? Or are you here because you agree with what Dick says?
At least have the guts to admit that you hate this site more than feminist websites instead of trying to prop up your weak arguments by sitting on the fence and saying ‘I hate feminist sites more than this one’. Pathetic.
What were you on when you said that? There are scores of feminist sites that hate other branches of feminism and slag each other off. That is aside from the increasing number of women who are ashamed of being called feminists, will say that they are not feminists and in fact say that they hate feminists and will then go on to argue with men and show that they are in fact feminists. You’re proving yourself a perfect example even though you are too stupid to see it.
Your thoughts on me are as conclusive as your thoughts on everything else. Total fucking nonsense.
Already been answered well above by MansVoice and others.
Enjoying yourself on your mental merry-go-round?
What you are saying is definetely not on my level. Your’re another screeching harpie who thinks that somehow educaton can mask a lack of intelligence. There are plenty of educated, qualified idiots around and you seem to be one of them. You’re a fucking joke
November 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: b7f3acca59236
I’m reading some of the responses, and there is one thing I notice over-all: Women do NOT know their place. This is obviously a site that PROVES men are indeed better than women, but women try to persuade comers that the site they went out of their way to go to…is wrong. I guess I’m being harsh though, they weren’t able to choose what they wanted to be born as. :(
November 30th, 2007 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Nope, not harsh at all. But I think I’m going to join RobC and boycott responding to the harpies.
Welcome aboard, by the way.