All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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If you really want to know I’m wearing a thong. Satisfied?
Oh and BTW they make those for men too so if you were planning on saying that makes me a whore you’d be wrong.
Re: Wrong choice of words. Corrected.
@ Jenn: I dont know if your appraisal is genuine but nonetheless, thanks. I am definitely NOT the only rational and intelligent man here. There are the occasional women bashers but I vouch for every other man to be discerning, rational and intelligent. Dakota, Wolfe, Abbadon and Anon come to my mind in an instance as people who are definitely smarter than myself both in terms of academics/life experiences. It would be good not to write off this site just based on several unhappy experiences.
I respond as befit the post. I can be as vuglar and crude as every other man if that is the hand being dealt to me. I am sure the men here are open to rational discourse so if you are really sincere, I ask you not to dismiss them and this site so quickly.
Please tell me you’re kidding. You’re defending Dick’s commitment to “woman-hatred” by pointing out that he’s written hundreds of articles and a book and in the same breath saying that the people that call him out as being a wierdo are crazy and obsessed? Really?? Who turns out looking more sane here?
I gotta be honest guys, I’m a pretty level headed person and give everyone a fair chance but a lot of you seem pretty out of touch with reality and completely illogical. The only guy here that’s actually made any valid, intelligent points is MansVoice and he’s only 17.
Why would you write hundreds of articles for many years, and even write a book if you weren’t completely serious about what you were saying. There is so much truth throughout these pages, that you women just can’t handle. Why else would you become so psychotically obsessed with posting derogatory and scathing statements over and over.
*D3C*
This is hilarious because I’m quite certain you don’t actually feel this way about women, you’re simply writing and saying these things for shock value.
ohhh little dick, you think your SO tough, but when that woman on dr phil asked you questions and made fun of you, you were like a little baby. not one comeback. i bet if you were in a room full of woman youd have nothing to say cuz your nothing but a little immature boy. you feel protected on your computer, but face to face with a woman your nothing. id LOVE to meet you in person, see what ya have to say to me.
p.s nice site, i enjoyed the laugh :)
Yeah, wasn’t he making fun of Dr. Phil, kind of like “It’s all in the mustache. THIS is how you rock a mustache. My mustache and I are fucking sexy. You and YOUR mustache are goofy and square.” Did I read too much into that?
Sorry I made fun of it the other day. I wouldn’t do it now that I am on the path to enlightenment…What a shrewish thing to do to a man in his own territory…
Billy when was the last time you saw a feminist go a predominantly watched by men program? Ever? Try making sense next time. And maybe you all could be a little less dramatic about how many feminists are out there because I really haven’t seen any recently.
Dr. Phil will make him a novelty, he practically already has. Do you really think people will take him the least bit seriously after this? I’m all for Dick talking about his distate for women on TV in the right arenas but going on Dr. Phil was just cheap.
“But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.”
are you saying women are good at math and science or dogs are bad at shitting?
Feminist spew their evil in every area of life. But shame on Dick for speaking the truth on TV.
It’s called the backlash and you women are proving that what is said here is true about women. Can’t take it huh!
women suck as people
Ok seriously…you can defend him all you want but being a recurring guest on the Dr. Phil show is lame any way you look at it. The fact that he’s living in a some experimental “judgment house” for the show is about a thousand times worse. Go ahead…convince yourself it’s all for the cause.
And no, I didn’t read any other comments so someone very well could have already made this point.
Your ignorance doesn’t phase me because you’re just like every other woman. Stupid bitch that loves to sound off but really has nothing worth saying.
Women suck as people
I don’t get the mustache - you mean some sort of hidden meaning? I think the mustache and black sunglasses look damn cool though!
I just got the mustache!!! Fuck, Dick, you are a fucking genius. Fucking Hilarious…
@ David: The only slaves are men who follow women, bow the knee to feminism and allow themselves to be emasculated.
@ Men: http://www.shoemoney.com/2007/11/08/dick-masterson-dr-phil-follow-up/# comment-38464
Check out that link. It is pretty awesome; it seems as though we got a good following going. The majority of the people polled(55%) said they would rather buy Dick a drink. This would be great in the long run, Dick… continue rocking out with your cock.
Apparently, the treadmill comment was priceless. People will be talking about that one for ages!
Why must it be assumed that we are here slavishly following Dick? What he may or may not think of us is not the point. It’s what he thinks of women. We just happen to agree, not because we are sheep - but because we happen to notice how correct he often is.
Belly, you have a very ironic name. Why not just call yourself “IHAWLOLIWAA?” (Which is either “I Have A Womb LOL I Win All Arguments” or the sounds you scream randomly in public.) Why not just admit you’re a woman-firster? Because you obviously are.
Don’t be daft. She isn’t wearing any. All women are whores.
*D3C*