Hocus Pocus: Women Are Dumb
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The reason women gobble up Feng Shui, healing crystals, and all that other bullshit like pigs at a trough, is because their vaginas aren’t worth shit after the age of 26.
They need something to fill the gap.
Don’t believe me? When was the last time a woman over 26 didn’t lie to you about her age?
All human beings need a purpose. We need to have something to give, because it means we get something in return. That’s human nature. We men can feel good about ourselves without being promiscuous whores because as men we have skills and ideas instead of positions and tongues. That’s also human nature.
That’s how the laws of economics apply to the job market. What a manly thing for me to have just said.
That’s also what the Smurfs was all about: in a perfect world, everyone has a job and doing that job means a bunch of other jobs get done for you. As a man, I understand that. The only philosophies women draw from the Smurfs are that it’s okay to fuck a hundred guys, and that anyone who cares more about the Smurf berries getting eaten by an ogre than pining to fuck the only girl in town is gay.
Straight guys have to eat too. Eating is like sports and having one last pint. To men, they’re both more important than getting laid.
All men have a purpose. I’m hilarious and everything I say is a supernova of truth. That’s my purpose. Women, however, exist to get fucked. Actually, I take that back. That’s only true until they’re 27. After that it’s a desperate slide into Hocus Pocus and expensive baloney.
Mature Women’s Studies (ages 27 and over)
101: Psychics and Clairvoyance (ages 27-32)
The first step to getting a degree at the Women’s Academy of Mystical Bullshit is to believe in psychics with all of your little heart.
The reason women believe in clairvoyance is because they need to have something to give. A 27 year old vagina isn’t something to give anymore, it’s something that needs care. It needs to be tagged as un-marriable and checked into a convalescent home. Without their vaginas, women cling to a world of clairvoyance and foresight like bits of shit onto a sinking toilet.
“If I believe in psychics, doesn’t that make me a psychic?” says a woman. “Doesn’t that mean I have something to give?”
No. You don’t have to be psychic to spot a cougar from twenty paces.
201: Feng Shui, Tarot, and Horoscopes (ages 33-38)
Feng Shui is the art of a woman turning her fuck-ups into a stockpile of Karma, and her husband’s success into the depths of her understanding of a cheap-shit wheel made in China.
If women read enough books on this kind of crap, they all figure out the same thing: nothing ever was anyone’s fault, men aren’t better than women, and no man has ever succeeded because of hard work and dedication. It was because he was born on a Tuesday.
No, ladies. It was because he was born with a cock.
The Chinese have a saying about Feng Shui. Roughly translated, it goes, “white women should shut their fucking mouths.”
301: Magical Healing (ages 39-45)
There are many types of magical healing, but there has only been one Jesus.
The difference between Jesus and every woman who has ever picked up a book on healing crystals, acupuncture, Reiki, aromatherapy, homeopathy, magnetic healing, aura therapy, faith healing, therapeutic touch, and anything else that starts with a sucker and ends with a bill, is that Jesus was remembered after he died. That can’t be said for any woman who has ever owned a book on how to be a reverse Bogeyman.
That’s women in their 40’s for you: just as dumb as women in their 20’s.
401: Angels (ages 46 and over)
As a man, you can have opinions and lengthy discussions about religion. As a woman, you can shut the fuck up about religion because you don’t know what you’re talking about.
A miracle is when a 747 doesn’t crash into an orphanage. A miracle is when you get shot in the head and it somehow misses your brain. A miracle is not Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood — nor is a miracle any other sob story about some dumb cunt who couldn’t understand a cell phone bill let alone a dogmatic philosophy.
Angels are not the man you couldn’t please long enough to stick around and take care of you. They live in heaven. Why would they give a shit that you locked your keys in your car.
Manclusion
All women lie about their age. To narrow down the number, ask her which of the above topics sounds most appealing. Toss in the Socratic Method as a laugh. If she thinks you meant Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch, order up a round of Rufitini’s on me. She’s just right.
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August 29th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: a2b828af8d625
Wow, Dick, you’re right on the money again!
Great podcast. Love your chronological age detector.
I guess they also believe in ouiji boards, seances and mirror mirror on the wall (talking to inatimate objects).
Women are bizzare that way.
-Banzai
August 29th, 2007 at 7:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Good as always.
“they need something to fill the gap”. Ha!
I liked the podcast. Thanks. Just one bone to pick.
For half of the population this is no miracle.
-wolfe
August 29th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 45d1d223a1bb8
Wolfe, I would like a little clarification, would it be no miracle because they have no brain, or because you like to see women shot in the head?
Either way, I congratulate you.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 27f4a1bafe7a4
[quote]Angels are not the man you couldn’t please long enough to stick around and take care of you. They live in heaven. Why would they give a shit that you locked your keys in your car.[/quote]
I need permission to liberally use this statement in the state of Kentucky. Here, 300 lb women in moo-moos and terrible semi-dyke haircuts are the norm. They’re all “saved”, though non-practicing, and readily thank god/jesus/the angels for any and every good thing that happens in their lives. Whether that means that their latest brand of smokes is on sale, or that they still have half a dozen uneaten Krispy Kreme doughnuts in their fridge is irrelevant.
Oh, and satan/demons are always responsible for anything bad. In above example, it would be “Thanks the angels that these doughnuts are here”, but thirty seconds later it would be “The devil made it hard for me to resist”.
Blah.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
Respect and/or fear for a higher power is a healthy thing for many. It inspires placement, respect, realization of ones’ own frailty and mortality… whilst subsequently providing comfort and foreknowledge of a ‘reward’ for leading a healthy, good life… and providing peace of mind that “doing the right thing” is actually worth it.
Religion, on the other hand, is nothing but a cancerous fucking crutch that uproots all human life and destroys/rapes/tortures in brutal, horrifying ways that make SAW3 look like Sesame Street. Religion is a tool crafted by the smart, inflicted upon the scared, and praised by the silly.
Respect the power. Question the rules. Oppose the stupid.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
Well, Wolfe claims to be a man and yet he believes that the Universe was created by by a God - why not by many gods he didnt explain -, who was there in the beggining and possesed something akin to an intelligence, which we all know only came much latter than the beggining of the Universe, by the process of evolution, and that the origin of this god does not need any explanation whatsoever, because, you see, he created logic itself, so causality is too paltry to explain his mighty nature. The argument that the laws of reality do not apply to this god is what allowed the birth of an intellectual abortion known as theology, which requires no evidence or even logic to substantiate its existence as a viable intellectual discipline, and originated a bunch of self-entitled intellectuals who wax poetically about the nature of such god.
I guess that self-entitled males, like this Wolfe, who are possesed of a more feminine brain, are more susceptible to accepting the argument that you must give up logic to explain things that our logic is still simply not sophisticated enough to explain. I personally prefer the theory that the Universe originated as the result of assymetries or fluctuations in the quantum vacuum, which gave birth to singularities that created the laws of physics as we know it as the result of these assymetries entropically containing themselves in closed system and thus having laws that explain the functioning of these sytems only within themselves - which also predicts that there are infinite universes with infinite laws for their own physics out there. But twhat do I know? Im just a 20 year-old university student, unlike the 40 year-old Wolfe whos more mature(according to himself), and has the wisdom of age on his side. That, or, as we age, our brains become more feminine. I think the latter hypothesis is more likely. No, wait, I have yet another one thats even better: he is just plain stupid. Yeah, I guess thats the one.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
How telling that PC capitalizes Wolfe, but not god. Perhaps we have a closeted admirer in our midst.
Your physics theory, based on “ass”ymetries is quite fascinating.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Cod, was that you in the stall next to that nasty, bad, naughty boy, Craig?
You can come out now. He’s retaining counsel.
- Alex Gold - stranded in paradise club mix-mns
August 29th, 2007 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
@sonyad: As if my poor hometown hadn’t enough travails this summer. Bridges falling, floods of biblical proportion, and now closeted senators cruising the airport men’s room. Spot on, though. I laughed in spite of myself.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
Your identity seems to keep changing, P Coderch. Didn’t you just a few days ago claim you made more money than Wolfe? Since professors make about 60 K a year(correct me if I’m wrong), I highly doubt that as a 20 year old college student, you could make more money than that. Also, when you first started commenting on this site a long time ago, I seem to remember you describing yourself as significantly older than 20, living with your brother (or something along those lines), unable to move out because your job didn’t pay highly enough.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74c91c935e441
Coderch, you are so right, because Michael Faraday, a devout Christian, discovered electromagnetism, but he must have attributed it to magic. Linneus came up with a completely irrational method of taxonomy. Einstein, a Theist (a believer in a generic god), gave us his totally mindless and feminine theory about relativity, without which your beloved scientists wouldn’t be able to come up with infinite universes. There was that girl, Isaac Newton, who wrote more about the Bible and God than he did about gravity and math.
Some of the men who took us to space, and ultimately to the moon? Ever heard of Hermann Oberth? He was a believer. His mathematical formulae regarding trajectory (calculated in the early 1900s) are still used to launch rockets today. A bunch of folks at NASA were believers during the 50s and 60s…I know a brilliant engineer (and preacher) who worked with Dr. Werhner von Braun in the ’60s. But there’s no logic in mathematics or engineering. Going to space isn’t manly at all.
Which comes to another point…the foundation of modern mathematics itself is the product of Arab Muslims and Hindu Indians…not to mention the vast contributions from Pythagorus (a Greek Mystic), Blaise Pascal (Catholic) and others. But they were all unmanly and feminine, too, because they were religious.
This isn’t to say there haven’t been contributions made by the irreligious, atheist, or agnostic…but believers are no slouches either when it comes to logic, science, math, engineering, or other manly ventures. Wikipedia has a copious list of scientists who bought into this religious crap, and there are extensive books out there. You would do well to read them so you might learn a balanced opinion. People who are religious or have beliefs are not automatically stupid or unmanly, just as people who are irreligious or unbelieving are not automatically shining lights of intellectual prowess or manliness. I mean, there ARE female atheists out there.
Believe what you will, I don’t care, but don’t automatically disparage those who don’t believe (or disbelieve) as you do. In fact, your argument against religion and the religious reminded me less of an astute intellectual, and more of a bloviating idiot like Jerry Falwell. Yes, I just compared you to him.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74c91c935e441
Oh, but to be fair… As someone with a curious mind, I do find your asymmetry theory intriguing. You should uncrate that a bit more.
August 29th, 2007 at 3:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a41caf4a68abe
Get the fuck out of there, Trek.
Kentucky is the biggest arguement for eugenics in the history of man, and I’m going to Alaska just to escape the fucking shithole.
August 29th, 2007 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That was someone else, I believe. That particular poster stopped contributing some time ago.
Memory might be failing me though and I could be wrong.
August 29th, 2007 at 5:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe you take the man too lightly. You do know he’s gonna come from behind and…
well, he’ll come from behind.
August 29th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
On second though, you are right that both Wolfe and his imaginary friend(god) dont deserve capitalization. As for whatever spelling mistake I make, at least I have the excuse that English is not my first language. Whats yours?
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
No, I said that I am on my way of making more money than him, since I plan on getting an MBA from a prestigious university, while hes a lowly professor. And I never said anything about living with a brother.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nor is it mine. What’s your point?
August 29th, 2007 at 5:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
What a load of crap. The myth that Einstein was a theist has been addressed by Richard Dawkins. What Einstein said is that he had something akin to a religion, in the sense that he was mesmerized by the beauty and structure of reality. He did NOT believe in god, and he especifically wrote a letter to a Christian orgazination in the late 1940s asking them to stop mentioning him as a theistic scientist. As for all of the other names you have mentioned, I can mention 10 atheistic scientist for every theistic one. The overwhelming majority of scientists in the 21st Century are atheists. There were more theistic scientists in the past because our knowledge of evolutionary biology, physics and neurophysiology was more primitive back then, so there was still room for explanations and hypothesis that included a god. From the second half of the 20th Century to now the numbers of theistic scientists have declined dramatically.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
Nor is it mine. What’s your point?
My point is that socialism was an utter failure and will never return, because no one wants it to. Even the Scandinavian countries are privatizing their industries and diminishing the role of the State in society and the economy. Point out the grammatical mistakes I have made in this misive, Sonyad.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You do mean missive, don’t you? You pushed me to it, you know.
August 29th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or maybe Craig submissive or admissive to defeat… I don’t know.
See what you make me do?
August 29th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
You are fighting a lost cause. The Soviet Union went down, and the old members of the politburo are the new hyper-capitalist oil plutocrats that rule Russia while the population starves. Join us, the libertarians, Sonyad: we won, and we rule the World. If only you could think as well as you can spell…
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Buahahaha!
August 29th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@PCoderch: English is my first language. I’m surprised it isn’t yours, considering the panache with which you curse in English. You are certainly full of theories and ‘facts’ and invective toward wolfe and others. When you have that coveted degree under your belt and a few years behind you, I think you’ll be a bit more respectful of the path others have already traveled. And you might bear in mind that wolfe is not the professor who is giving you mediocre (or worse) grades in your pursuit of that degree. He already has what you seek. Chin up. Perhaps someday you’ll have the respect of others, as he does.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
Deep down, I know that you are crying because you know that socialism has failed forever.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef2bdacae4e57
Learning to curse in your language is not exactly hard, considering that the cultural garbage that your country exports to other countries, like Hollywood films and rap music, are loaded with them. Learning a few words is not as hard as learning a whole language. And no, Wolfe certainly doesent have what I want: money. So I have no reason to be jealous of him.
P Coderch
August 29th, 2007 at 8:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@PCoderch: Well, that clears THAT up. Perhaps the best way to make your point is to quit taunting wolfe and dragging his name into unrelated comments. As for what the US exports to other countries, it’s a matter of supply and demand. When y’all occupy the higher plane, you can eschew our filthy culture and teach us a lesson by no longer buying what we’re selling. In the meantime, do tell me where you are pursuing your education.
August 29th, 2007 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@hobot the latter doesn’t deserve congratulation. No, I don’t wish to see women shot in the head. It’s a riff on their brains being elsewhere. (My original comment was that possibly slapping a woman on the ass stimulated blood flow to her brain. You can search for it. I thought it was funny. I think only diamatik agreed.)
Women are the violent misanthropic types. Men don’t need to be.
Best,
-wolfe
August 29th, 2007 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Sony - your riff on Craig and PCoderch was pretty funny. It certainly brings a new meaning to Craig’s List. Or Private Idaho. There were two other GOP’ers embodied in sex scandals recently; one was Sen. Vitter of LA (supposedly ‘merely’ female prostitutes), and, interestingly, his approval ratings remain very high.
That actually says a lot more about the politics in LA than you might think it does. (Democrats are so corrupt in that state that a screw-around Republican is preferable. Go figure). The other, I don’t recall, but his excuse for soliciting (male sex) was that he was ’scared’ of all the black people around him in the park at night. Yeah. Good one.
Anyway, there’s some more ammo for you to make fun of your hated enemy the GOP.
In my case, since I hate hypocrisy and perversion, I welcome seeing these guys come down.
BTW, did you know that Master PCoderch is level 46? In Warcraft? Which is not the same as World of Warcraft?
Cheers,
-wolfe.
August 29th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Alex You’re wrong.
Good to see you posting though. Come over on my blog (http://www.wolfesmusings.com ) and join in the fun.
And actually, it’s unkind to say you’re wrong. Some professors do make less than 60k.
It really depends on the institution and the area of expertise. History professors aren’t top of the list (nor should we be).
Top tier institutions generally compensate full professors with 130k or so.
In my case, Master PCoderch forgets that I was once an engineer and co-founded a company. We were bought out for a respectable sum; I wound up sitting on a couple of boards to dispense my advice, and I continued to consult, and still do so today.
At age 27 (or so) I could comfortably afford to retire. Instead, I did a PhD in history. It’s what I wanted to do.
My salary as an academic (even now that it’s hit 6 figures) has never equaled my continuing income as a consultant and board member.
I don’t say this to boast. I simply state it as fact.
And yeah, I’ve a couple of contracts with NATO and State that bring in revenue, but most of that flows out to grad students and other team members.
That said, I’ve deliberately chosen a lifestyle and career that is suboptimal in terms of revenue generation.
I don’t care.
Money is not the sole measure of a man. Enough work or money to very comfortably support a family darn well is. After that? It’s like comparing penises.
And if you do that with the trunk of a bonsai tree as your metric, some woman, somewhere, is going to be very sad.
Best to all, even Master P Coderch, level 46 Orc Queen in Warcraft. (not WoW which is, I am told, for ‘faggots’).
Thanks for your comments, Alex.
-wolfe
August 29th, 2007 at 10:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e5a3b96b3ac3
wolfe, you can say that again. I lived in N’awlins for three years in the late ’80’s. Moving to San Diego, a place rife with political corruption was really kind of a relief after watching Louisiana politics. Craziest thing I’ve every seen.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 2587a5110b1e2
@ P Coderch:
Theres nothing really wrong in being a professor of a leading US university. I say thats pretty respectable. Since you claim you are heading to a prestigeous US university, mind telling me which and maybe I will reach there before you do.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:59 am - IP Man-Hash: c74e68c34f7f0
And I still agree. I even used that line at work once; it got no responses. Not even the guys laughed (but I guess its because they’re wary of the possible repercussions).
August 30th, 2007 at 5:17 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Ian, if memory serves you posted ages ago on this site. If so, welcome back. If I’m mistaken, welcome. Very well said, sir.
As I’ve said before: Faith bridges a gulf of epistemological uncertainty that reason cannot. Faith does not deny reason; reason and faith complement one another.
One (such as my friend Sam Adams) is at perfect liberty to say “wolfe, I think you are wrong”, and he would be logically correct in his statement. But Sam is not so great a fool as to say “wolfe, you are wrong.” For that would require him to elevate his own beliefs beyond rationality.
(I hope you don’t mind the modest attribution of friendship from a Christian and vaguely pro-Zionist right-winger, Sam. Perhaps you can conceal it from all you know).
Those who fail to recognize this… well, they fail.
Respect to all.
By the way, did you know that not only can P Coderch benchpress 350 grams without help from her mother; she also has an invisible magical dragon friend that will breath fire on anyone who is mean to her, while Coderch flees to the magical cave?
And no, the “breath fire” is not a metaphor or euphemism for Coderch’s halitosis. That problem was fixed in eighth grade, and we should not speak of it, lest we be beaten by invisible dragons.
Or breathed on.
It’s true. I read it on a blog somewhere.
-wolfe
August 30th, 2007 at 5:20 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@all “breathe”. I lack.
@diamatik
Probably. I liked the riff, it’s writing I would like to reproduce on my blog because it made fun of me being clueless as to women, and made fun of women. (Now I just need to find it. Darn search function).
I think there might be a good book in “wolfe’s lessons on dealing with women”.
-wolfe
August 30th, 2007 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
No worries, wolfe. I may be a leftie (please don’t call me a liberal, though), but I have friends whose perspectives are all over the map. We usually just talk about what we have in common and leave the contentious stuff out of it unless we’re teasing each other.
And you’re right, I really try to qualify what I say as my belief rather than disguise it as an absolute pronouncement of eternal truth. When possible, I try to write using e-prime, which is English without using the verb “to be”. Instead of saying “you’re wrong”, it forces one to say something like “I find an error in your reasoning.” In other words, it shifts the focus from an absolute statement of objective truth (as though one could actually say such a thing) to a subjective statement originating from one person’s perspective.
Not that I do it all the time, or even very much. It’s much harder than it looks and requires constant attention, but the benefits are substantial. (Now, see, in e-prime, I would say “I find it harder than it looks and it requires my constant attention, but I find it yields substantial benefits.”)
August 30th, 2007 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c990b50515ba
Learning to curse in your language is not exactly hard, considering that the cultural garbage that your country exports to other countries, like Hollywood films and rap music, are loaded with them. Learning a few words is not as hard as learning a whole language. And no, Wolfe certainly doesent have what I want: money. So I have no reason to be jealous of him.
P Coderch
So you are after money? Dude you saound like a woman. Go and grow a pair.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yes, it’s true! It’s really not the Chinese made shyte pair of speakers I don’t know why I spent the 7 bucks on (including VAT) why I’m pissed off.
It’s actually cause poor ol’ Lenin’s caught another slight fungal infection cause the damned capitalist imperialist pigs that run the Lenin Institute are stingy on corpse healthcare.
You’ve read me like an open book.
You can positively see the skin glowing red hot from all the synapses firing wildly underneath post posterior treatment session.
Wolfemeister, perhaps that’s why P Cod is as erudite in the ways of the trolls.
Regards.
@Sam Don’t the repetitious finds and discoveries get stale after some time, a few times, and half the time?
August 30th, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 82414afb02cf9
Yes, I agree, they do. While e-prime helps clarify one’s thinking, it tends to make expression somewhat clunky and repetitive. Albert Ellis wrote a couple of books using e-prime, but he didn’t have much vocabulary to substitute where he would use “to be” and they sounded somewhat unnatural. The only time I’ve ever seen it used at length without sounding strained is “Cosmic Trigger III” by Robert Anton Wilson.
August 31st, 2007 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Despised would be more accurate.
I will not be seduced by hate.
- Chris Brown & Kate Fenner - Resist War
- http://www.resistwar.com
September 1st, 2007 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: c98ab9b09b3c2
You fucking cocksuckers finished with your god damned pissing contest yet? You fucking cocksucking cunts. Professor this professor this…you are a fucking complete waste of space.
September 1st, 2007 at 11:30 am - IP Man-Hash: e15ec06c93df1
And you’re not?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 567e353ca0e7b
I take back that horrible comment I said about teen girl’s prudishness being solved by shoving them down stairs. I should have said ‘hit in the back with a lead pipe.’ And that way, you wouldn’t have to punish every slutty daughter and stupid heel-clad schoolgirl. If you have the worst 15-20% pushing themselves around the mall in dollies, that should send the message to the remaining young female population.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 567e353ca0e7b
Worship that, slut. And shut the fuck up and learn your place. Calling someone gay after you fondle your gurl-friend’s tits is just stupid, slut. All the homophobia just goes to show that you sluts think you’re entitled to everything - my hard-earned money financing a CEO’s lifestyle, who actually pays some slut $1000 for lying there catatonic for 5 minutes. Oh, you don’t think that far into it. Well that makes it go away for everyone except for me, who gets to watch stupid whores get in with the anti-male school system. But that’s not enough - you want more power, and when we actually get a hold of what’s going on, you act like the stupid cunt you are.
I suppose it’s because you’re used to your gang of tools backing you up.
Gurls are sub-human. You aren’t a superior race, you’re a stupid little slut whose pride lies in ignorance and some fucked-up mix of submission and gurl power. You think you can have all the rights of a man, and then be treated more equal, and the next day get my position because you fucked my boss.
Learn your place before you hurt yourself, sweetie.