Comments on: Hocus Pocus: Women Are Dumb

By: Buck Ofama

Buck Ofama — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:05:00 +0000

Sniff, snivel, whimper, moan.

By: Buck Ofama

Buck Ofama — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:04:00 +0000

>Guys seem to like it much better now than they did when I was 20

Whoa carpet munchi! Back up and consider: your cooter only is more palatable because you have learned to wash it.

By: Buck Ofama

Buck Ofama — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 08:01:00 +0000

I lately met one of these sophomoric cvnts… with the Reiki tatoo in the palm or her hand, the smug pontification about how her body is above the need for routine medical care, and her silly notions about the magical healing powers of pretty rocks.

Why don’t these silly bunts ever espouse the healing effects of that pretty element with the faint blue glow: radium?

By: Hzzz

Hzzz — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:24:11 +0000

Yes, in going to school with an entire class of women you’d think one or two would be actually better than me, instead of just pretending.

Granted: I kick ass.

I will say that the amount of bullshit in my agenda is definitely catered to women.

Why?

Women love bullshit, if its fancy and pretty they are happier and more amused than Rosie O’Donnell in a room full of lesbians and donuts.

By: Hzzz

Hzzz — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:18:42 +0000

Well, you sound like a sweetheart enough.
BUT… Before you threw that brick of shit into the fan I suppose you knew what the Socratic method entailed?
I’ll clue you in,
Whats better than women but men?
For that matter whats the name for the projection of a cube occupying four dimensions?
Well… to be fair, a fourth dimensional man may be better than a three dimensional one, but alas I am trapped in the third dimension and I will never know.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:58:28 +0000

women are dumb, they only care about themselves and gossiping and high school “whatever” bullshit and being better than other women and playing games with men, this is because they have smaller brains than we do therefore they live in a smaller world thats why theyve been kept down all through history and thats why hardly any important females exist because they all live automated lives and dont know how to tink for themselves eg: going to church and livin paycheck to paycheck , theyre arent many rich women out there because theyre not smart enough or talented enough to get there, seriously its not just a coincidence why most REALLY successful people are #1 white and #2 male, and who does represent smart women? sarah palin and hillary clinton? scary, grow up

By: Erica

Erica — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:06:24 +0000

Hey dick your awesome bro i just wish that your IQ wasnt as bad as a Donkey <3

By: Bert

Bert — Thu, 27 May 2010 10:24:14 +0000

that is not a problem if you hand out free sex, I’ll come over for that too!

By: Watcher

Watcher — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:50:28 +0000

Older cunt.

By: A woman who doesn't have to lie about her age

A woman who doesn't have to lie about her age — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:26:35 +0000

Hey Let me tell ya 40 is the new 20!! Speaking as a woman I know probably something you don’t want to hear, my vagina looks and feels better than ever! Guys seem to like it much better now than they did when I was 20 . I don’t know where you got your misguided information (perhaps poor relationships? poor boo). Or perhaps it’s just the 20 year mind your attracted to because theirs some 20 year old dog looking women out there. So don’t be afraid to admit it. But on the other hand if you find a hot 40 yr old woman out there with a hot vagina she wouldn’t mind getting bossed around by you too if your hot enough. Maybe thats your problem maybe YOUR not hot enough. Thats why you can only find 20yr dogs out there because you have nothing to offer!!! mmm I think i am going to go masterbate about the guy I’m getting tonight!! TuSHAY~ good luck with your shallow sex life…u truly don’t know what your missing out there!!! Maybe you should just turn gay! 40 year old woman probably think of you as that anyway. Good luck.

By: Sperm can be manufactured now

Sperm can be manufactured now — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:07:42 +0000

Cut off your little knob and choke your father with it. Turnabout is only fair, you failed, miserable piece of shit. :)

By: Sperm can be manufactured now

Sperm can be manufactured now — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:05:49 +0000

We need to castrate more males, or idiots like you who claim to be.
Still can’t get over the fact you couldn’t make it with the cute girls in junior high? Get a life, you repulsive idiot.

By: hugh

hugh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:19:53 +0000

Brilliant. And very funny.

Whoever disagrees – has no penis.

By: TheHulk

TheHulk — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:00:13 +0000

Dick, congratulations with the extraordinary talent of writing crap. Your ability of making a fool out of yourself is going to bring you to the top.

By: warriorx10

warriorx10 — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:21:20 +0000

Astrology is bullshit too.

By: Snuffpornlover

Snuffpornlover — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:38:52 +0000

Yeah, all this phone psychic bullshit may have been started by men, but for the express purpose to get money out of suckers. In this case, bored middle-aged housewives who lost their purpose in life: Lying on her back and taking the dick.

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:51:19 +0000

Personally I think all of that sounds like bullshit, but that’ll probably change by the time I turn senile. *shrug* Also, I don’t believe in miracles. Getting shot in the head and not hit in the brain is a combination of luck and bad aim, not a miracle.

By: KristinM

KristinM — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:42:12 +0000

Um, do you know that it was started by men?

By: King Wang

King Wang — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:55:22 +0000

That’s good, it means you put big letters in front of small ones.

Here………..I have a thesis I need done which includes your use of not only spellcheck, but one-liners on old articles.

Did I point out that I notice you talk a fucking lot for no reason?

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:59:34 +0000

Different Karen, notice I spell mine with a capital K.