Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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September 28th, 2007 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18
So logically, you also admit that some ARE…correct?
We’ll need to be clear on this.
September 28th, 2007 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Good luck on that. You’ll need it.
September 29th, 2007 at 12:11 am - IP Man-Hash: f0fd7fe69180f
this is a extremly stupid quote if this quote was real life 1+1=2 would have to be proven by addin every single number with every single number. you also wouldn’t need at least 51% you would need 50.00000000000000000001% or less assuming men and women couldn’t equal. that is a example of females stupidity on logic and i beat you and i am in year 8 so go fuck some random chick nicole
September 29th, 2007 at 6:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Nicely done. Tip: In year 11, either pray, or beat up some other kids to show you’re fucking tough.
Went to Homerton I did.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
You may be able to spell but in the first sentence you used 4 commas where 2 would have sufficed. The first and second commas are not required. To show this I will repeat the first sentence without the part in brackets but I will do it correctly.
“Now here is where I, as a woman, differ from most other women.”
See? Easy, isn’t it? Just 2 commas.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: be93bbbcaf7e0
Two commas, two balls. Men are better than women.
-Dick
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
Summed up in 2 sentences. Brilliant, Dick.
BTW, great site……I feel like I have found home at last. Good to be here.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ff11d17b7e85
I beg to differ, I can spell just about anything. Ah, but I’m not talking about only English. I can spell anything in English, Spanish *and* Arabic. I’m not called, “The Human Dictionary” at work for nothing.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 61f3a488c42fc
See what I mean? You pigs don’t want things posted on your website unless they help you prove your point. My sister and I had posted a few things up here on this page and a few hours later they mysteriously vanished. Uh, I wonder why? Because you stupid fucks can’t stand that a woman has enough “balls” to have an opinion. Not only that I think we hit a sore spot because we were truthful about some of the stupid shit that men do. It’s called freedom of speach dumbasses. I had guessed that you men on this website were cocksuckers, guess i was right. Just one question:
Who’s penis was sucked to take off our comments?
December 4th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I spell well
I may make typos, but that is just a slip on the keyboard, not bad spelling
December 4th, 2007 at 4:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
So editing is a skill that you don’t posess? I find it extremely easy to read what I am writing at the time and then go back to fix it………….
December 4th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I know that
I have been reading what I have wrote, just sometimes I don’t and those are the times that I misspell a word
December 4th, 2007 at 4:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Ok, I will leave you alone then. You lose Respect Points for not telling me to shut the fuck up and not worry about it though.
One day…………I still dream that dream……….
Sometimes, I don’t think about having sex, then I realize what free porn is for…………
December 19th, 2007 at 1:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 321fd4d9884a5
Honey, it’s not just them you piss off. I’m female, and this post makes me want to rip your motherfucking esophagus out. Learn how to spell and drop the cutesy chatspeak, you are defiling human intelligence.
Also, Necroswordsman, for once I fully aggree with you on something.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
Balls? Check you knickers bitch.. You got an extra stink hole.. Eye balls dont count. Every woman has a stupid opinion about everything and that don’t make you smart.
Try saying something on a womans site that she don’t like.
They will delete every post. Dick says you’re not allowed but lets you come here and make an ass out of yourself.
Your post was caught by the spam filters but we prefer you just blow away.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: cf0c424822700
I’d like to say that whoever actually sits here, and reads such ridiculous and cocky articles must truly be a pig. What you all “men” don’t understand is that we fucking made you. There would be no YOU without US.
And to say the least, I hope you fuckers die for being sexist, prejudice and just plain rude.
I hope any man who sits here, nodding and laughing burns in the pits of hell for being such assholes. No, my feelings are not hurt. What I’d like to do right now is go put a fucking hole in the fucking wall out of the pure fucking fury I feel right now.
Burn in hell.
Especially Dick.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 99a8d6a8c4a72
You seem to forget child, women can only make a child by taking sperm from a man. You wouldn’t be here without us. Especially so if you’re bring hell into the arguement, that means you believe in god and therefore such either be respectful or give that rib back.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645bb28df674e
Have you all ever heard the song P.I.M.P? Seems like a song you would enjoy. Look it up on itunes sometime.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
Actually, thanks to a breakthrough in science, science can create sperm from bone marrow cells in a womans body. First performed on men, the technique could possibly be performed on women and lead to a sperm cell made from a woman’s body. The cells need to undergo meiosis to make sure they have the correct amount of genetic material. So far, the female sperm cell, in its current state, doesn’t have the correct amount of genetic material. But the question whether or not the woman’s “sperm cell” can actually produce a health baby, or if it can even produce a baby for that matter has yet to be answered. But they are getting close.
March 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
Another thing
Women can make a child with or without a man… Our bodies are made that way… The baby comes FROM US women. How about you try pulling a baby out of that penis of yours… The only thing women need is sperm. Which we can now make using our bone marrow cells. (or we could just go to a sperm bank) we dont really need a man. Hell we can make our own sperm with our own bone marrow cells. women dont need a man at all… But the company of a man is nice. As long as he is nice. which so far, you men on here that talk about being a descent man, need a reality check. Any guy who believes in all this bullshit that Dick guy put on this website, is not a descent man!
Women Can’t Spell….
being a woman myself, i have to laugh about the fact that women are bad spellers…that is pretty funny, because there are some women who can’t spell worth shit and its funny to see them try! But there are also some men who can’t spell worth shit, and they are pretty hilarious to watch as well… my husband asks me how to spell a word that he doesnt know! And i ask him too! But really, being a good or a bad speller doesn’t mean anything. Some people are more concentrated on other stuff besides spelling, which usually makes them bad spellers, others forget about spelling because now we have computers that have spell check so they don’t really need to check for spelling. Then there are people who just can’t remember how to spell a certain word (or words) then there are others who are to lazy to check there spelling…my husband…and sometimes myself. The stuff Dick puts on this website, maybe correct, some women bad spellers, some women whores, and so on…. But it doesnt mean that all women are like that, your just picking the selected few… Same with guys, some men are man whores, bad spellers, and so on… but again, it doesnt mean they all are.