Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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well, whats the point in arguing?
question for both talon and una
talon, u and una are obviously not going to agree on anything, so why are you 2 still arguing?
You are going to make male sperm cells from female bone marrow? Good luck, and have fun.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6547675.stm#graphic
Talon, you just dont get it do you? I guess thats what i get for talking to a “man”
…when i said the sperm thats going to be comming from us women i ment the sperm being made from our bone marrow cells….dumb ass
It cracks me up, every single time.
Here is the catch: Men and women are NOT equal. They are not CREATED equal, they are not TREATED equal, and they do not ACT equal. And this is the best part: They are not supposed to.
Equality is as tempting to believe in as communism was a few years ago, but the argument set forth is sadly block by a little devil known as Mother nature. Or God, if you are a Christian.
Wrong. It means everything, and it is why we are having this argument in the beginning.
And let me add, that this website proves that men and women are both ignorant and that we both take pride in our genders.
And equpment. And the resources to do so.
Pity if those did not exist, huh?
You see, medical equpment, experts and all that stuff are expensive. This means you, or in some cases, the state, needs money. And even though you are now out in the workforce, living are more expensive than ever, and you barely cover the expenses of your luxury. There would quite simply not be enough able hands to support the workforce required so you can live your comfortable lives with plasma TV, segways and, you guessed it: Medical treatment.
You do not get it.
I am going to cut to the chase: No men = no new genes, and no resistance against certain diseases. No new genes/resistance = nothing to prevent a evolving virus from wiping out humanity.
What sperm?
http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/sperm
I believe you are going to have to find a male for that.
y do u people argue about all this? Men and women are equal… i think a womans body is beautiful, and i also think a mans body is beautiful…
the only difference is men have dicks and girls have vaginas
and we do think differently, and see things differently but it really doesnt mean a thing
When i said “Which we can now make using our bone marrow cells” i didn’t mean that I could actually make it on my own. We have scientist and doctors.
who says i have to use my bone marrow cells? If i was a lezbian i could use my partners..(im not, i am straight. and have a husband so i dont really need my bone marrow cells)
at least the sperm comming from us will be real… and not artifical
No, the baby comes from the semen. It is merely “conceived” in the egg.
You seem to suffer from the delusion that you can do this on your own.
And yes, you can have a baby on your own, but you know what inbreeding does to people, right?
Besides, nobody said you could use that technology. You are assuming many things by saying you can just do that - some of whic could not possibly have happened without a man.
Additionally, the artifical womb is also on its way.
Why do you repeat yourself?
I would love to tell you how wrong you are, but you would probably not be listening.
But do you honestly think you can live in your pampered state with 50% of the income gone? Women are expensive, you know. Moreso than men.
You seem to suffer from the notion that you can decide that. You dn not know most of the people here, so I suggest you shut up about things you know nothing about. But if you want to be ridiculed, go ahead.
Actually, I am not a “descent” man. Are there anyone here who are “descent”? I do not really think so. So you are right. But it sure would be more impressive if what you said made sense.
Another thing
Women can make a child with or without a man… Our bodies are made that way… The baby comes FROM US women. How about you try pulling a baby out of that penis of yours… The only thing women need is sperm. Which we can now make using our bone marrow cells. (or we could just go to a sperm bank) we dont really need a man. Hell we can make our own sperm with our own bone marrow cells. women dont need a man at all… But the company of a man is nice. As long as he is nice. which so far, you men on here that talk about being a descent man, need a reality check. Any guy who believes in all this bullshit that Dick guy put on this website, is not a descent man!
Women Can’t Spell….
being a woman myself, i have to laugh about the fact that women are bad spellers…that is pretty funny, because there are some women who can’t spell worth shit and its funny to see them try! But there are also some men who can’t spell worth shit, and they are pretty hilarious to watch as well… my husband asks me how to spell a word that he doesnt know! And i ask him too! But really, being a good or a bad speller doesn’t mean anything. Some people are more concentrated on other stuff besides spelling, which usually makes them bad spellers, others forget about spelling because now we have computers that have spell check so they don’t really need to check for spelling. Then there are people who just can’t remember how to spell a certain word (or words) then there are others who are to lazy to check there spelling…my husband…and sometimes myself. The stuff Dick puts on this website, maybe correct, some women bad spellers, some women whores, and so on…. But it doesnt mean that all women are like that, your just picking the selected few… Same with guys, some men are man whores, bad spellers, and so on… but again, it doesnt mean they all are.
Actually, thanks to a breakthrough in science, science can create sperm from bone marrow cells in a womans body. First performed on men, the technique could possibly be performed on women and lead to a sperm cell made from a woman’s body. The cells need to undergo meiosis to make sure they have the correct amount of genetic material. So far, the female sperm cell, in its current state, doesn’t have the correct amount of genetic material. But the question whether or not the woman’s “sperm cell” can actually produce a health baby, or if it can even produce a baby for that matter has yet to be answered. But they are getting close.
Have you all ever heard the song P.I.M.P? Seems like a song you would enjoy. Look it up on itunes sometime.
You seem to forget child, women can only make a child by taking sperm from a man. You wouldn’t be here without us. Especially so if you’re bring hell into the arguement, that means you believe in god and therefore such either be respectful or give that rib back.
I’d like to say that whoever actually sits here, and reads such ridiculous and cocky articles must truly be a pig. What you all “men” don’t understand is that we fucking made you. There would be no YOU without US.
And to say the least, I hope you fuckers die for being sexist, prejudice and just plain rude.
I hope any man who sits here, nodding and laughing burns in the pits of hell for being such assholes. No, my feelings are not hurt. What I’d like to do right now is go put a fucking hole in the fucking wall out of the pure fucking fury I feel right now.
Burn in hell.
Especially Dick.
Balls? Check you knickers bitch.. You got an extra stink hole.. Eye balls dont count. Every woman has a stupid opinion about everything and that don’t make you smart.
Try saying something on a womans site that she don’t like.
They will delete every post. Dick says you’re not allowed but lets you come here and make an ass out of yourself.
Your post was caught by the spam filters but we prefer you just blow away.
Honey, it’s not just them you piss off. I’m female, and this post makes me want to rip your motherfucking esophagus out. Learn how to spell and drop the cutesy chatspeak, you are defiling human intelligence.
Also, Necroswordsman, for once I fully aggree with you on something.
Ok, I will leave you alone then. You lose Respect Points for not telling me to shut the fuck up and not worry about it though.
One day…………I still dream that dream……….
Sometimes, I don’t think about having sex, then I realize what free porn is for…………
I know that
I have been reading what I have wrote, just sometimes I don’t and those are the times that I misspell a word
So editing is a skill that you don’t posess? I find it extremely easy to read what I am writing at the time and then go back to fix it………….
I spell well
I may make typos, but that is just a slip on the keyboard, not bad spelling