Women don’t.

Most mothers in house holds cook BECAUSE THEY SHOULD. When you tell a woman who disagrees “OK, I will cook fantastic meals for you, but you gotta pay for everything” she will fucking HATE it.

But most mothers would RATHER NOT KNOW HOW and “be taken out for dinner” for no goddam reason instead. Crepes don’t count. A fucking monkey can roll chopped fruit into a shell.

IN 25 years of dating more women than I can count. I NEVER met ONE who can cook - or do anything - better than me. . . . but that’s not the sad part.

The sad part . . . is they have NO INTEREST IN LEARNING OR BECOMING BETTER AT WHAT THEY KNOW THEY SUCK IT.

Its tragic really.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Most mothers in the household cook, including my mother. She is extremely good. She can whiz up anything anybody suggests and still make it taste delicious.

My dad, on the other hand, can’t even cook toast without setting off the fire-alarm…and sadly, i’m serious.

My next-door neighbour owns a cafe called: Cozy Cafe, it’s running good business. She’s cooked food as simple as crepes turning them into a scrumptious looking master-piece, decorated with strawberries, blueberries and rolled over, sprinkled lightly with sugar over the top.

She has cooked food as difficult and time-consuming as Spinach and Fetta Pie with Filo-pastry and it is my favourite food - no other dish beats it. She has come over to our place on many occasions - ’she’ is of course a woman.

Dick, some of your posts on this web-site may have started off still in my opinion bullshit, but possibly reliable and it some cases, quite believable. But, the desperate shit your scraping from the bottom of the barrel now, like how women can’t cook - when they have been doing it for centuries - well that, is just laughable, there’s no other way to put it.

- Captain COOK

Gee said:

Obviously, neither of you have been a widowed mother of three who not only held down a full-time job, but also cooked, cleaned, shopped, etc.

Are you seeking sympathy, or saying Men should all marry widowed mothers of three?

Amusingly, EVERY woman on the planet will always say SHE’S “not like that” when told about evil harpy behaviour.

MABTW helps spread the wide word to watch what women DO, not what they SAY. That’s the true indicator. Most women fail the test.

MY EX THOUGHT “SEPARATE THE EGGS” MEANT PUSHING THEM APART ON THE COUNTER.

That’s only ONE reason why she’s an EX.

LMFAO!!!

Dick Masterson said:

Jeff, let me tell you something. If I agreed with everything you just said any more than I do, I would have to write an article about it.

Which I will first thing tomorrow. Thanks for your input.

-Dick

Yes, Dick, write an entire article about Al Bundy. He is the hero of every man and the manliest man ever. We are all interestd in this.

P Coderch

Gee said:

Obviously, neither of you have been a widowed mother of three who not only held down a full-time job, but also cooked, cleaned, shopped, etc.

P.S. By the way, my cooking is fabulous:)

P.P.S. What century are you guys living in? I don’t know any couples where both husband AND wife don’t BOTH have to work these days. And in those households, a woman is lucky if her husband shares any of the household chores.

Most women tend to fail at everything solely because they’re lazy as shit and don’t understand the concept of working to better themselves. Atleast you’re doing something, unlike the general female population.

smrtpants said:

sonyad, i idiotically overlooked the obvious -

What? The NO WOMEN ALLOWED sign?

mark my words, it will not happen again.

i may be an idiot, but am also a quick study and can follow the leader once prodded; i have been adequately prodded—-ouch, deservedly.

It really is no contest.