Women Put the Guh in Google
All men know that women are terrible at the communication. We see it every day in the form of women dressing like blatant prostitutes when they claim to be the exact opposite — not prostitutes.
That’s bad communicating.
We also see it when we see women screaming like frantic savages in the workplace or in the home after they screw something up. While they’re tearing their hair out and trying to stretch their nostrils as wide as their eyes and their eyes as wide as their mouths and their mouths as wide as a toilet, what they’re actually trying to say is this:
“I’m sorry. You’re actually totally right. How could I have possibly fucked up this badly again?”
The answer is simple elementary, my dear. You’re a woman.
Like usual, I have proof for all of these things. And here it is.
A study conducted by MSN Search (a popular web searching engine of some kind) shows that men on average devote only three minutes for each of the 42 searches on the internet that they do per week. Women, on the other hand, spend five whole fucking minutes on each of their 30 searches. There’s a link to this study at the bottom of this article, but I obviously wouldn’t make something like this up, and even if I did, it’s still obviously true.
Men can sit down, evaluate their thoughts, and express them in such a concise way that even a fucking computer can understand what they’re looking for. That’s how fantastic and mantastic men are at communicating what they’re thinking. They’re so good at it they can do way more searching than women too. And that means more learning — be it about the political climate, ways to become active in the community or things of a nature pornographiqué.
Women, on the other hand, type all kinds of retarded shit into Google. And they take their sweet time doing it! If a woman is looking for places to buy a discount handbag (which she wouldn’t because the nature of womanly things are exactly the opposite) she might type in the phrase.
“Near where I buy my Starbucks”
And that’s after thinking about it for five fucking minutes. Trust me. I’ve seen the stats. They’re not pretty.
I’ve tried communicating with women for many years. For best results I advise a good set of Colorforms and a puppet of Oprah Winfrey. Your results may vary.
Read about women confusing the shit out of search engines.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
You know i just had a strange feeling xandxdi was talking about dick
“eheheheheheheheh you will know why when it happens”
Ok that was just about the most strangest responce i have ever heard.
i feel strange now
Hey i came to say that if any women or men dont like this website, dont argue about it, lets just close the page its much easier
as for men just let them babble on about what they think, it will die down about…hmm lets say next 2 years this place will be deserted
eheheheheheheheh you will know why when it happens
No suprises here Dick. The gender who’s jaws never stop wagging from the moment they wake to the second they drop off to sleep, say maybe one or two sentences a man might find interesting per day. Have to say, used to find my ex trying to use a search engine very entertaining, like watching a chimps tea party
Премного благодарен. Ðто именно то, что мне нужно было :)
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С большинÑ?твом Ваших поÑ?тов Ñ? не Ñ?оглаÑ?ен, но Ñ?тот поÑ?Ñ‚ впечатлил :)
Yeah, those bitches are male impersonators. You may want to look into voyeurism for your sex life – for example, a road trip to Mexico would run you extremely cheap both time wise (depending on where you live, of course) and monetarily. I know that Americans will head south to attend medical school there, where the profession is not artificially in short supply. What you’re paying for is the education, anyways.
no it can not.
the only reason why girls do good in schools are because..
1. School is a repeative learning there are no need to get good grades as long as you have an A, 90 ~ 100 does not vary at the end . women usually do not understand this and study all their fucking time away to get a 99 while men aim for the 90 [ at least its what i do ] , + school is not as important as life. Besides schools do not reflect and is misleading , just because you have good grades does not mean by anyway you are smart.
2. Women are treated better in my school they have 3 times more bathrooms and less work to do, the teacher even allows them to turn in work late, i am mean if women want to strive for equallity stop abusing “Oh i am a women, ladys fucking first” fuck that, i am not gay, but i hate women, fuck hillary, fuck ophra, fuck emiliy dickenson.
What a pointless remark.
What a stupid article
you know what i find funny about the men on here? Is when they find that a woman has something intelligent to say and don’t know how to take it they resort to calling her a whore. Oh my, How very mature. (sarcasm, of course)
well women make loads of gay swipes so we’re equaling the playing field
It would seem that it is so terribly rare for a woman to make an intelligent and unbiased remark on this site, we were overtaken with a surprise and faked out completely.
Good point Dick and its been proven by that test are designed to play womens strengths so its a unfair battle ground.
you know what i find funny about the men on here? Is when they find that a woman has something intelligent to say and don’t know how to take it they resort to calling her a whore. Oh my, How very mature. (sarcasm, of course)
*first of all, thank you for admitting that its rare that women say anything intelligent, nice going sweety*
And all you do is claim homosexuality, virginity or sexual frustration, typical, you measure a mans worth by sexuality and how many women hes been with but when a man brags you call him a sexist pig, two weeks later you suck his cock, ah its an ocean of intelligence no? ;). and when you do say something else like YOU’RE WRONG you never prove as to how they’re wrong and if you try you end up insulting yourself.
Honey just show me an intelligent remark, i wont be replying since i know im not about to check if you find anything because you won’t and i don’t like to waste my time on idiocy. bye
That’s a great arguement, mike. I had never thought of that before, however, I have seen men do their “girlfriend’s” assignments more times than I can count.
-Dick
Girls generally prefer coursework to exams because they love cheating.
With coursework you can get advice/information from so many sources outside school over such a long period its silly. Someone else could practically do your coursework for you and nobody would have a clue. Girls love coursework because even if their first draft is crap, they have enough time to improve on it before the deadline.
With exams, where boys excel (most boys loathe coursework), there’s no room for cheating. You either know it or you don’t.
Take chemistry for example. In the 1950’s the final O-levels exam was a practical. Not surprisingly, for that reason, girls in those days neglected chemistry (mostly out of fear of volatile, unpredictable chemicals). Only a tiny percentage of girls would pass as a result.
Fast-forward to today and you see the practical exam is now replaced by a written one. As a consequence, girls are now gravitating towards chemistry like never before and thanks to coursework, fare much better in their final grades.
How Typical, If women want to achieve anything, they can only do it under a cushioned, sanitised environment.
”How Typical, If women want to achieve anything, they can only do it under a cushioned, sanitised environment.”
Very true. In school, in work and in life. Hence the lowering of standards to accommodate females.
Yes, silly equalizer.
How you could mix up a playful white chocolate dreamer like Nicole with an American teenage girl demographic?
equalizer, I’m not even American. And seeing as you’ve never met me you have no right to call me such things. No one I’ve ever met has.
“No one I’ve ever met has’. Has what? Completed or corrected a sentence fragment? English is a wonderful language, please observe its various albeit elementary idiosyncrasies. Remember this very simple rule; a whore will fuck anyone, a slut will fuck everyone but you.