One Cheeseburger, Please. Hold The Jibber Jabber.
If you’re pressed for time on your lunch break and you walk into your favorite restaurant only to see a teamful of broads manning the registers, just turn around and walk the fuck out because you are definitely going to be late for work. Unless you want to be late for work for whatever man reasons you might have. In that case, signal that you’d like all employees in earshot to being a round of bullshit chatting by walking up to the register and ordering.
“Hi. I’d like a cheeseburger and five minutes of giggling. Oh great. Thanks. You already started.”
From Dell to Jack in the Box, women serve customers about as well as they serve pithy, insulting remarks — very poorly. Here’s why.
Everyone knows that men have natural instincts to conquer land and animals. Over ten thousand years, that instinct has evolved to produce thriving economies and the ass kicking’s of diseases and hunger all over the world. Without men grabbing bulls by the horns, the human race wouldn’t even have words for “shelter”, or “no dysentery” or “abortion clinic”. And that would be a waste of everyone’s time.
Women, however, have what is commonly called a “nesting” instinct.
That’s horseshit though. “Nesting” is just another nice name we’ve given to something terrible that women do all the time. Like “empowered”. That’s a nice name we have to use to describe women who behave like whores. “Career driven”. You guessed it: un-fucking-dateable.
What is called a woman’s nesting instinct should be called an infecting instinct. It’s a woman’s natural desire to get into any situation and sour the whole shit with touches of the only things she knows: endless jibber-jabber and kitschy, homey, chumpy little knick knacks and inappropriateness’s. And even with their pictures and plants and hour long birthday breaks, the bottom line is that women are never comfortable at work. That’s why there are so many sexual harassment lawsuits — because women who have jobs are wound up tighter than an epileptic in Vegas.
Women are also extremely insensitive. See for yourself if you want to lose your job. Just tell a hilarious joke to a woman. If women hear anything even slightly off-colour the reason they automatically assume the worst is because that’s how they would have meant it, and that’s insensitive.
The equation here is that women bring their love of sitting at home and gabbing or doing jack shit into the workplace; instead of going with the flow or fitting in the way that men do. When multiplied by a staggering insensitivity to the customer, that equals shitty customer service. And that’s poor business.
That’s why I always say:
A penny saved is a woman fired.
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September 21st, 2005 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 196fb9ba4f53d
fuck off, fucker….. get a hobbie………. other than immersing yourself in pointless stereotypes…….. you dont seriously belive all girls are the same, do you? before answering, answer this… “whose vagina did u come from?” yeh……… it sure wasnt no fuck wit man, was it? no…. it was a woman….. so be thankful that that lady didnt kill you at birth, like she should have.
September 21st, 2005 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e9e9fadaaaa4
Clearly, the guy who runs this website has had some problems with women in the past that have scarred him for life and have made him scared of women (e.g. getting raped by own mother probably …and enjoying it, and now can’t perform sexually). Next time you start going on about shit like men are smarter than women (e.g. it was men who discovered many science advantages today) think about this, back then when those things were discovered, women had hardly any human rights at all, they would have been able to discover all those things just as well as men but they weren’t given the chance to. Oh, and one more thing, the majority of world leaders (from the beginning of time) have all been men, this might explain how fucked up the world is today, hundreds of wars (particularly WW1 and WW2) all came about by men and all resulting in MILLIONS of unnecessary death. Men are NO better than women and it’s dicks like you that fuck it all up for all the men who arn’t the ones going around ‘bitching and complaining’ about women (just as you claim women do). So maybe you should think about all the hypocritcal total bullshit that you’re pulling out of your ass before you feed to other hobbie-less men that have nothing better to do but to sit on their computers and make websites about how much they hate women.
September 22nd, 2005 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Two posts, different names, yet they both misspell “hobby” the same way. And spray abuse rather than discussing the matter at hand. What sex do you suppose the writer is?
September 22nd, 2005 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 7ed127537e1bf
Yes Al, it seems that both posters are incoherent, illiterate babbling females. Certainly the rantings of pussified men at the very least, but a high probability of it being chromosomally challenged whiners.
Ladies, Dick was pretty clear about the requirements for commenting here. Not surprisingly, you feel free to ignore the wishes of a man and do whatever it is you want. Typical.
September 22nd, 2005 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
sera — so crass and violent. I think spelling is the least of her problems. Am I right here men.
me, me, me. I see your point. If women had things like affirmative action and gender quotas back in the day, they might have had a chance at scientific breakthroughs of their own (or at least sticking their names in the history books alongside the men who did all the work). All I’m saying on this site, is that there’s absolutely no fucking chance of that at all. For about a million obvious reasons.
-Dick
September 22nd, 2005 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a9457f579c3d
With respect, Dick, I think that if women had had things like affirmative action and gender quotas for scientific and engineering positions back in the day, the human race would still be thinking the steam kettle was a pretty neat idea.
Sera, and Sera2 (I mean ‘me’), who mysteriously seem to have the same writing style including identical misspellings, run-on sentences, run-on paragraphs, mindless use of ellipses, please try a good grammar guide. You both seem to be at about the grade five level, which is very good for women, but I think you can attain grade six or seven.
As for your violent tendencies, you’ll need Dick’s advice on that.
-Wolfe
September 22nd, 2005 at 2:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Of course, you’re right Wolfe. And I agree with you.
I was trying to rephrase an asinine point in a more tangible way.
It was a mistake. I knew it. I did it anyway.
-Dick
September 22nd, 2005 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e9e9fadaaaa4
ok, well, for starters thanks for reading my comment and taking the time to respond with such ‘excellent’ comebacks :-D what, with all the ‘you misspelt hobby!!’.
no, I am not sera, nor do I know sera. So, they were 2 different comments made by 2 different people.
You know, its kinda funny that ‘Big Al’ mentions that all my comment was doing was ’spraying abuse’, yet, thats exactly what this WHOLE website does here…
Yes, I am a female commenting on a ‘no women allowed’ site, what a rebel i am ;-)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and that’s all good with me… but it’s your kind of opinion that leads to this kind of sick thing — go here (go on, i dare you!) http://www.middle-east-info.org/gateway/genocide/
and go to about halfway down the page to the FGM stuff. I’m not trying to start some pissy little argument anymore, I’m just showing you what kind of stuff happens in the world today to girls/women that you might not be aware of. Thanks
September 22nd, 2005 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: f397625caf295
This stuff does happen–true. It is sick and disgusting. BUT–I doubt the men at this site condone the murder of women or children (many of us are married with offspring)–aren’t you generalizing a bit? Speaking one’s mind does equate with genocidal megalomaniacal actions.
September 22nd, 2005 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Condoning murder? What manner of libel is this?
‘me’, the point of this website and your argument are one in the same. Women are not as good as men at anything, and being as helpless as children themselves, women need all the protection they can get.
Actually women need more protection than children because in addition to being completely irresponsible and helpless (just like children) women are armed with pipe-dreams of the contrary. It’s one of the many truths on this website that you’ve callously labeled “abuse”.
-Dick
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4abeae9839dc3
my goodness. just to quote jason here “aren’t you generalizing a bit?” hypocrites. i agree with ‘me’ (who is not me, but somebody who happens to have an opinion similar to me. there would be no point for me to pretend to be 2 people), i am not going to try and argue, i dont believe in gender stereotypes, and that is all this site is about, so i am not going to say that you are just ’stuborn men’, i am not going to stoop to your level of lowness, i am just going to say one thing. if men are so brave, strong and all the rest of it, why don’t any of you have the balls to answer my question, ‘whose vagina did you come from?’. you know what? i kind of feel sorry for you, you claim to be so smart, but you have never thought of the actual agony of pregnancy and childbirth. so while woman have to carry a child inside them for 9 months, then try and push that child through a very small hole to continue on the cycle of life, men get half an hour of pussy, then walk around for a few days thinking their god, then their off chasing more woman to put their body parts inside…. very sad actually. and if the best reply you could come up with was about spelling and grammer, and not actually about the content of the coment itself, i really find of pity you.
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
sera could you highlight the parts of that post where you left out the gender stereotypes?
Oh you already did? Well that explains it then.
As for your vagina question, you are aware that boys have a penis, girls have a vagina right? I’m just making sure because otherwise you’re using one of the clumsiest and hackney’d devices to get your point across that I’ve ever seen on purpose — and that’s just embarrassing.
A new embarrassing low.
-Dick
September 23rd, 2005 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e9e9fadaaaa4
…Poor ol’ Dickie boys comebacks are running dry…
September 23rd, 2005 at 3:52 am - IP Man-Hash: fa26700189dcc
hahaha, im kinda enjoying this. by now, i have figured out that this is some sick little joke…. unless you are actually serious. and in that case, that is even funnier. have you ever been laid? were you molested as a child? isnt it funny that the only time dick can comment is when there is a slight error (which, in most cases, is no error at all) or misspelt words… oh well, hope you have a bit more luck with the ladies, or hope you keep smoking what ever it is that your smoking that actually makes you want to keep this little joke up, cos its slightly amusing. haha, im arguing with some bitter old molested man :). so dick, keep living up to your name, its funny, and beneficial 4 bth of us, since you seem to be getting off on this (emphasizing ‘me’s point that you can perform sexually anymore). got any more stupid little come backs up your sleee dickface? hope you sleep well at night knowing that you are disproving yourself even more with every article and comment you make…..
October 22nd, 2005 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d78ebea707f4
Sera:
What does childbearing have to do with this guy’s post? “Women are strong.” Okay, okay we get it. This site’s commentary is often based on isolated incidents and is quite humorous (because there is some general truth to what is said.) However, I don’t think you understand that.
As for Me:
“Clearly, the guy who runs this website has had some problems with women in the past that have scarred him for life and have made him scared of women (e.g. getting raped by own mother probably …and enjoying it, and now can’t perform sexually).”
Clearly? What makes you assume things like this? I hope you’re joking because this sentence makes you look like a fool.
“Next time you start going on about shit like men are smarter than women (e.g. it was men who discovered many science advantages today) think about this, back then when those things were discovered, women had hardly any human rights at all, they would have been able to discover all those things just as well as men but they weren’t given the chance to. Oh, and one more thing, the majority of world leaders (from the beginning of time) have all been men, this might explain how fucked up the world is today, hundreds of wars (particularly WW1 and WW2) all came about by men and all resulting in MILLIONS of unnecessary death. Men are NO better than women and it’s dicks like you that fuck it all up for all the men who arn’t the ones going around ‘bitching and complaining’ about women (just as you claim women do).”
Blah blah blah. Women finally got their shit together and proved they were worth something more than secretaries during WWII. Good for them…it was about time. Now, for the females leading the world comment:
(excerpt from “A Case For Feminism” by Greg Walker)
http://www.dailytargum.com/media/paper168/news/2005/10/03/Opinions/A.C ase.For.Feminism-1006530.shtml
Cleopatra and her sister, Arsinoe, waged war against one another, with the latter manipulating her brother, the pharaoh. The former seduced Caesar and Marc Antony, inviting the ire and armies of Rome, which eventually subjugated ancient Egypt.
Herodias, sister-in-law and wife of King Herod, by entertaining him with an erotic dance by her daughter Salome, tricked him into ordering the beheading of St. John the Baptist.
Princess Olga, the first female ruler of Russia, burned down an entire city after promising them peace. At another peace conference, she had her enemies thrown into a pit and massacred.
Mary, queen of England, led persecutions of Protestants in her country and waged war on France until her death enthroned her sister Elizabeth, who redirected the persecutions against Catholics. This inspired a war with Scotland and with Spain, as well as the eventual capture and execution of her cousin, Mary, queen of Scots. Mary herself had refused to ratify a peace treaty with England and had declared herself queen of England.
Isabella of Castile invaded Grenada, signed the Alhambra decree banishing Jews from Spain and eventually expanded that policy to Spanish Muslims. She presided over portions of the Inquisition and a treaty “dividing the world” with Portugal.
Elizabeth Bathory, countess of Transylvania, murdered and bathed in the blood of hundreds of peasant girls; she was eventually arrested and tried by Emperor Matthias II of Austria.
———————-
Yep.
October 22nd, 2005 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Sera has “figured out that this is some sick little joke… unless you are actually serious”.
I’ve figured out that she’s right… unless she’s actually wrong.
October 25th, 2005 at 4:00 am - IP Man-Hash: c603cc3d23f37
‘that is even funnier. have you ever been laid? were you molested as a child?’
Still using that tired and boring sex abuse theme.
This must be explained to them at “wimmin’s studies” by their revered lesbian feminist professor.
I can hear it now “always use the sex theme whenever you run out of argumentive material”.
So I did not have to ask for the “penis” joke, they supplied it automatically, just as consistant as periods.
November 6th, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: c484cb00554b4
The parasitic organism we refer to as the “special interest group” - eg “womans rights” has successfully driven a wedge between the sexes instilling a “victim mindset” into women who now believe they must “cut it as men” to be happy.
Unfortuantely, women will never possess the linear thinking men do unless they regularly inject themselves with testosterone.
Workplace frustrations and frivelous lawsuits are part of a womans unethical plight to “get ahead” using biased laws to their advantage.
They also coincide with the “victim mindset” and indoctrinated belief that “all men are the devil.”
Not only do we have economic inefficiencies, but men walking around on glass pulling the slack of women who excessively babble, plot to knock off other female / male competition (a natural trait), or rush home to be with the kids.
In nature, women are naturally more selfish to protect both themselves, and their offspring.
Ignorning this behavior (opposite of the male protector role) has given women unlimited power in a politically correct society that assumes their word is “honor” when infact it is comprable to a corrupt child.
The root of which, was given to them by political man whores who saw 53% of the voting block (women) as a target to manipulate by handing out “freebees”
A society absent safety nets (welfare, alimony, child support) is a society where man’s role as protector provider was something a woman would have to earn.
Western Women are bitches because there is no incentive to be nice.
Supporting any gov’t that “feeds” the special interest groups is a vote for feminism, and ultimately the behavior of western females.
November 6th, 2005 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: c484cb00554b4
Wasting time in exchanges with these “entitled” females (small children in adult bodies) can be counterproductive when the clear message of how to solve this should be spread.
You have an excellent site Dick, a great sense of humor, and I wish you well.
November 6th, 2005 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: f4037fee9e037
chrisvet, I’m really glad you posted, as the root of the problem as you see it is exactly the same from my own point of view.
Women can vote.
The day women gained the power to vote in America was the day worldwide society was flushed down the toilet.
Then again, what man giveth, he can taketh away. Say no to 19.
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Did you forget to visit your mosque yesterday dick?
November 7th, 2005 at 2:53 am - IP Man-Hash: aed9e9b7f28fe
Wow, what a retort. the feminist lesbian professor of wimmin’s studies would be impressed as she would be with any spunky, strong wommyn and she will give you extra lesson after school for being a good little femmie.
Sera wants bonus points for being an incubator, maybe not her because the lesbian femmie professor does not ejeculate with a strapon.
She will have to use the baster and egg white.
November 7th, 2005 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
My mosque?
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7eb8075056c50
JJ,
What is your obsession with lesbian professors? Do you have a point to make?
I am sure Dick would be more then happy to give you spelling and grammer lessons….
Dick you are as strong as your weakest link, christian JJ needs some work.
November 7th, 2005 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
A man is as strong as he is himself. The “chain” mentality is a feminist myth. Your precious togetherness does not give you strength or make you right. It only makes you louder.
-Dick
November 7th, 2005 at 3:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: b20676aae8560
I was withdrawing £1000 in cash from my bank a few weeks ago; noticed the female cashier had overcounted by £50.
This is the kind of nonsense that costs businesses money all the time, and convinces me that I’ll need to take out liability insurance if I was ever forced to employ women. Luckily for the bank, I’m a man, and therefore honest enough to return the money.
November 7th, 2005 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
That would be “grammar”, a girl. And it would be “Dick, you are only as strong as your weakest link; Christian JJ needs some work.
I don’t generally care about typos and misspelling, but when you’re going to rag on someone else’s language skills I’m forced to comment. When you can’t even spell grammar correctly… wow.
You made 5 spelling and grammatical errors in two sentences that, bizarrely, were complaining about someone else’s spelling and grammar.
Nice job, “a girl?.
Congratulations on lowering the bar for women everywhere.
Total Masculine Kudos to Woody for returning the money. That’s of course the kind of thing men do: save women from the consequences of their incompetence.
November 8th, 2005 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Surely you know what a mosque is, especially considering your country is hell bent on blowing most of them apart in lands other than your own.
Your overall attitude and recent post on growing your beard lead me to believe you were a fundamentalist moslem. Correct me if I’m wrong. I’m sure you will. And say hi to Bin Laden for me, I know a lot of girls who think he’s hot.
November 8th, 2005 at 4:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Growing a beard = fundamentalist muslim. Wow…just wow. Thank you for showing how the average woman has the deductive reasoning skills of a wet sock.
November 8th, 2005 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
it’s called sarcasm Dan.
November 8th, 2005 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 1b524dbe2d04f
Wolf,
Once again it was an example.
November 8th, 2005 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
And a very good one.
November 8th, 2005 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Female, please refer to http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-sarcasm/ . And please refrain from trying to use it.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: bd3fe450c7a4e
Are you serious?? Did your mom ever hug you when you were little or are you just a psycho?
May 18th, 2006 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
I am completely man serious.
And yes she did. Apparently your mother didn’t teach you how to follow rules.
-Dick
May 18th, 2006 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Back on topic. A little test one might try. Go to a movie theater and buy popcorn. Find two equal length lines. One cashier being a man, the other being a woman. Get in line with the male cashier. Hands down you will get service earlier than had you tried the other line. Same thing works at the supermarket or any place with a line to pay.
This also works at the self checkout lanes. Find the line with the most men in it and you will be on your way in no time.
Granted it does not work all the time. It works enough to be SOP for me now.
May 27th, 2006 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55cfee8f135f3
I couldn’t agree with you more biff. I always look for the male cashier at the supermarket because I know he will get me out quick and properly without any fucking around. Nothing annoys me more than dumb ass cunts at the register who chit chat with the other bitches while they should be serving me. It also annoys me when they ask me what the produce is as they are too stupid to identify what the item is. It is called a summer squash you fucking retard.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f87baf5e4f388
Great and I’m a Marine who would love nothing better than to exterminate Bin Ladin and all of the women that think he’s hot!
What did I feel when I held my man-M60 and let 7.62’s rip into insane, zealot, fanatic, jihad-driven muslims?
That’s right! Only the recoil of my machine-gun!
Surely you know what a mosque is, especially considering your country is hell bent on blowing most of them apart in lands other than your own.
Your overall attitude and recent post on growing your beard lead me to believe you were a fundamentalist moslem. Correct me if I’m wrong. I’m sure you will. And say hi to Bin Laden for me, I know a lot of girls who think he’s hot.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: f87baf5e4f388
Disregard the bottom half of that post as that was from … “Female”
Probably some woman married to some “Jihadi-fanatic”.
August 24th, 2007 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01ba709bc746a
Dick,
though I must admit I find you very witty, I have to ask if you are gay. You are a man lover afterall. When I worked retail as a teen, I ran circles around the men who stocked merchandise. I was the fastest and I threw more frieght. If you are not gay then you are jealouse. You don’t have two beautifull breasts and your own twat to go to bed with at night so you vent it all out here. And no I am not a lesbian so don’t accuse me of being one, JJ. I like my men. REAL strong men who aren’t so intimidated by women they have to post shit like this.
August 24th, 2007 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900
There is only penis envy, never cunt envy. Dumb bitch.
September 1st, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9851720c1d69c
Dick,
Why would you make this website anyway?? Do you honestly think that you are going to do anything but piss a bunch of women (and men) off? Also, WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH??? I am looking foreward to how you are going to ansewer my two questions:)
September 2nd, 2007 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
Any way you cut it, their horseshit still doesn’t make sense. Watching them clumsily try to divert attention from this with ad-hominems, is amusing.
September 2nd, 2007 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
“joey”, why did you enter an email address of katie.pember@yahoo.com?
-Dick
September 2nd, 2007 at 10:03 am - IP Man-Hash: e15ec06c93df1
… because of the laws of women. I have to point out that we all knew joey was a she when we saw her spell “foreward.”
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@diamatik good one. For me it was the five question marks when two would do. But we’re all slightly smarter than the average bear. Or joey. Or woman.
-wolfe
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Hmmm that is me… let’s see if this set of credentials prove it.
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Apparently not.
September 3rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Indeed. Turns out I have to sign in in upper case. Thanks, wordpress, for violating 30 years of convention in case.
-wolfe
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I thought you enjoyed little pleasure like that. Don’t you code in see?
- Booka Shade - Vertigo
September 4th, 2007 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Sony I did. Not so much these days. And C lets you choose case. Ditto BSD. WP does precisely the reverse; it forces the first letter to be uppercase. Personally I’m in favor of user choice.
-wolfe
September 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 136ce8ec894be
I have to admit, women do chat a lot when they could be doing more productive things. I’m like my dad, without the asshole, I like things to be done quickly and effeciently.
September 5th, 2007 at 5:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
WTF?
September 5th, 2007 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
She must defecate through her vagina.
September 5th, 2007 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What does that make anyone who’s ever laid her?
- booka shade - double identity
October 18th, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f679f9371b1a
Dick Masterson said:
“joey”, why did you enter an email address of katie.pember@yahoo.com?
Hahahahahahahaha Dick you deserve an award. This not the first time you have caught females pretending to be men on this website!
October 18th, 2007 at 11:57 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Only a woman would be stupid enough to give her actual email address to someone she hates.
-Dick
October 18th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 844bc4f871fb2
Joey(katie) you got to realize all men who read anything can almost instantly pick the sex of the person who wrote it.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 31debd98bdcb9
While it’s kind of unnecessary for me to point out what’s wrong with this, I’ll do so anyway.
1. As a young woman with a job at a grocery store, I’m going to tell you that I don’t give a fuck about talking to any customers. Don’t flatter yourself, asshole; I have no desire to talk to you. All I want to do is get you the hell out of there as fast as possible.
2. Most people with a minimum wage job at a place such as a fast food place or grocery store are not “career-oriented.” The majority of us are getting an education to get a REAL career so we can stop being slaves to complete assholes.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
You seem to have missed the point. Those were examples of euphemisms. They did not apply to the burger-broad in question. Perhaps your education should have included reading skills?
April 16th, 2008 at 3:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 468e63350fb82
Dick,
I’m going to keep this short and simple. I agree with your comments on this topic 100%. Now, to all you fucking ladies out there….fuck off.
-charleythebrown