One Cheeseburger, Please. Hold The Jibber Jabber.

If you’re pressed for time on your lunch break and you walk into your favorite restaurant only to see a teamful of broads manning the registers, just turn around and walk the fuck out because you are definitely going to be late for work. Unless you want to be late for work for whatever man reasons you might have. In that case, signal that you’d like all employees in earshot to being a round of bullshit chatting by walking up to the register and ordering.

“Hi. I’d like a cheeseburger and five minutes of giggling. Oh great. Thanks. You already started.”

From Dell to Jack in the Box, women serve customers about as well as they serve pithy, insulting remarks — very poorly. Here’s why.

Everyone knows that men have natural instincts to conquer land and animals. Over ten thousand years, that instinct has evolved to produce thriving economies and the ass kicking’s of diseases and hunger all over the world. Without men grabbing bulls by the horns, the human race wouldn’t even have words for “shelter”, or “no dysentery” or “abortion clinic”. And that would be a waste of everyone’s time.

Women, however, have what is commonly called a “nesting” instinct.

That’s horseshit though. “Nesting” is just another nice name we’ve given to something terrible that women do all the time. Like “empowered”. That’s a nice name we have to use to describe women who behave like whores. “Career driven”. You guessed it: un-fucking-dateable.

What is called a woman’s nesting instinct should be called an infecting instinct. It’s a woman’s natural desire to get into any situation and sour the whole shit with touches of the only things she knows: endless jibber-jabber and kitschy, homey, chumpy little knick knacks and inappropriateness’s. And even with their pictures and plants and hour long birthday breaks, the bottom line is that women are never comfortable at work. That’s why there are so many sexual harassment lawsuits — because women who have jobs are wound up tighter than an epileptic in Vegas.

Women are also extremely insensitive. See for yourself if you want to lose your job. Just tell a hilarious joke to a woman. If women hear anything even slightly off-colour the reason they automatically assume the worst is because that’s how they would have meant it, and that’s insensitive.

The equation here is that women bring their love of sitting at home and gabbing or doing jack shit into the workplace; instead of going with the flow or fitting in the way that men do. When multiplied by a staggering insensitivity to the customer, that equals shitty customer service. And that’s poor business.

That’s why I always say:

A penny saved is a woman fired.

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Comment by Female
2005-11-07 02:26:11

Did you forget to visit your mosque yesterday dick?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-11-06 16:33:32

chrisvet, I’m really glad you posted, as the root of the problem as you see it is exactly the same from my own point of view.

Women can vote.

The day women gained the power to vote in America was the day worldwide society was flushed down the toilet.

Then again, what man giveth, he can taketh away. Say no to 19.

-Dick

 
Comment by chrisvet
2005-11-06 16:14:37

Wasting time in exchanges with these “entitled” females (small children in adult bodies) can be counterproductive when the clear message of how to solve this should be spread.

You have an excellent site Dick, a great sense of humor, and I wish you well.

 
Comment by chrisvet
2005-11-06 16:11:54

The parasitic organism we refer to as the “special interest group” - eg “womans rights” has successfully driven a wedge between the sexes instilling a “victim mindset” into women who now believe they must “cut it as men” to be happy.

Unfortuantely, women will never possess the linear thinking men do unless they regularly inject themselves with testosterone.

Workplace frustrations and frivelous lawsuits are part of a womans unethical plight to “get ahead” using biased laws to their advantage.
They also coincide with the “victim mindset” and indoctrinated belief that “all men are the devil.”
Not only do we have economic inefficiencies, but men walking around on glass pulling the slack of women who excessively babble, plot to knock off other female / male competition (a natural trait), or rush home to be with the kids.

In nature, women are naturally more selfish to protect both themselves, and their offspring.
Ignorning this behavior (opposite of the male protector role) has given women unlimited power in a politically correct society that assumes their word is “honor” when infact it is comprable to a corrupt child.

The root of which, was given to them by political man whores who saw 53% of the voting block (women) as a target to manipulate by handing out “freebees”

A society absent safety nets (welfare, alimony, child support) is a society where man’s role as protector provider was something a woman would have to earn.

Western Women are bitches because there is no incentive to be nice.
Supporting any gov’t that “feeds” the special interest groups is a vote for feminism, and ultimately the behavior of western females.

 
Comment by Christian J
2005-10-25 04:00:41

‘that is even funnier. have you ever been laid? were you molested as a child?’

Still using that tired and boring sex abuse theme.

This must be explained to them at “wimmin’s studies” by their revered lesbian feminist professor.
I can hear it now “always use the sex theme whenever you run out of argumentive material”.

So I did not have to ask for the “penis” joke, they supplied it automatically, just as consistant as periods.

 
Comment by Big Al
2005-10-22 19:58:50

Sera has “figured out that this is some sick little joke… unless you are actually serious”.

I’ve figured out that she’s right… unless she’s actually wrong.

 
Comment by What
2005-10-22 18:32:53

Sera:

What does childbearing have to do with this guy’s post? “Women are strong.” Okay, okay we get it. This site’s commentary is often based on isolated incidents and is quite humorous (because there is some general truth to what is said.) However, I don’t think you understand that.

As for Me:

“Clearly, the guy who runs this website has had some problems with women in the past that have scarred him for life and have made him scared of women (e.g. getting raped by own mother probably …and enjoying it, and now can’t perform sexually).”

Clearly? What makes you assume things like this? I hope you’re joking because this sentence makes you look like a fool.

“Next time you start going on about shit like men are smarter than women (e.g. it was men who discovered many science advantages today) think about this, back then when those things were discovered, women had hardly any human rights at all, they would have been able to discover all those things just as well as men but they weren’t given the chance to. Oh, and one more thing, the majority of world leaders (from the beginning of time) have all been men, this might explain how fucked up the world is today, hundreds of wars (particularly WW1 and WW2) all came about by men and all resulting in MILLIONS of unnecessary death. Men are NO better than women and it’s dicks like you that fuck it all up for all the men who arn’t the ones going around ‘bitching and complaining’ about women (just as you claim women do).”

Blah blah blah. Women finally got their shit together and proved they were worth something more than secretaries during WWII. Good for them…it was about time. Now, for the females leading the world comment:

(excerpt from “A Case For Feminism” by Greg Walker)
http://www.dailytargum.com/media/paper168/news/2005/10/03/Opinions/A.C ase.For.Feminism-1006530.shtml

Cleopatra and her sister, Arsinoe, waged war against one another, with the latter manipulating her brother, the pharaoh. The former seduced Caesar and Marc Antony, inviting the ire and armies of Rome, which eventually subjugated ancient Egypt.

Herodias, sister-in-law and wife of King Herod, by entertaining him with an erotic dance by her daughter Salome, tricked him into ordering the beheading of St. John the Baptist.

Princess Olga, the first female ruler of Russia, burned down an entire city after promising them peace. At another peace conference, she had her enemies thrown into a pit and massacred.

Mary, queen of England, led persecutions of Protestants in her country and waged war on France until her death enthroned her sister Elizabeth, who redirected the persecutions against Catholics. This inspired a war with Scotland and with Spain, as well as the eventual capture and execution of her cousin, Mary, queen of Scots. Mary herself had refused to ratify a peace treaty with England and had declared herself queen of England.

Isabella of Castile invaded Grenada, signed the Alhambra decree banishing Jews from Spain and eventually expanded that policy to Spanish Muslims. She presided over portions of the Inquisition and a treaty “dividing the world” with Portugal.

Elizabeth Bathory, countess of Transylvania, murdered and bathed in the blood of hundreds of peasant girls; she was eventually arrested and tried by Emperor Matthias II of Austria.

———————-

Yep.

 
Comment by sera
2005-09-23 03:52:24

hahaha, im kinda enjoying this. by now, i have figured out that this is some sick little joke…. unless you are actually serious. and in that case, that is even funnier. have you ever been laid? were you molested as a child? isnt it funny that the only time dick can comment is when there is a slight error (which, in most cases, is no error at all) or misspelt words… oh well, hope you have a bit more luck with the ladies, or hope you keep smoking what ever it is that your smoking that actually makes you want to keep this little joke up, cos its slightly amusing. haha, im arguing with some bitter old molested man :). so dick, keep living up to your name, its funny, and beneficial 4 bth of us, since you seem to be getting off on this (emphasizing ‘me’s point that you can perform sexually anymore). got any more stupid little come backs up your sleee dickface? hope you sleep well at night knowing that you are disproving yourself even more with every article and comment you make…..

 
Comment by Name
2005-09-23 03:25:28

…Poor ol’ Dickie boys comebacks are running dry…

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-09-22 21:36:04

sera could you highlight the parts of that post where you left out the gender stereotypes?

Oh you already did? Well that explains it then.

As for your vagina question, you are aware that boys have a penis, girls have a vagina right? I’m just making sure because otherwise you’re using one of the clumsiest and hackney’d devices to get your point across that I’ve ever seen on purpose — and that’s just embarrassing.

A new embarrassing low.

-Dick

 
Comment by sera
2005-09-22 21:07:43

my goodness. just to quote jason here “aren’t you generalizing a bit?” hypocrites. i agree with ‘me’ (who is not me, but somebody who happens to have an opinion similar to me. there would be no point for me to pretend to be 2 people), i am not going to try and argue, i dont believe in gender stereotypes, and that is all this site is about, so i am not going to say that you are just ’stuborn men’, i am not going to stoop to your level of lowness, i am just going to say one thing. if men are so brave, strong and all the rest of it, why don’t any of you have the balls to answer my question, ‘whose vagina did you come from?’. you know what? i kind of feel sorry for you, you claim to be so smart, but you have never thought of the actual agony of pregnancy and childbirth. so while woman have to carry a child inside them for 9 months, then try and push that child through a very small hole to continue on the cycle of life, men get half an hour of pussy, then walk around for a few days thinking their god, then their off chasing more woman to put their body parts inside…. very sad actually. and if the best reply you could come up with was about spelling and grammer, and not actually about the content of the coment itself, i really find of pity you.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-09-22 20:45:23

Condoning murder? What manner of libel is this?

‘me’, the point of this website and your argument are one in the same. Women are not as good as men at anything, and being as helpless as children themselves, women need all the protection they can get.

Actually women need more protection than children because in addition to being completely irresponsible and helpless (just like children) women are armed with pipe-dreams of the contrary. It’s one of the many truths on this website that you’ve callously labeled “abuse”.

-Dick

 
Comment by jason
2005-09-22 20:39:07

This stuff does happen–true. It is sick and disgusting. BUT–I doubt the men at this site condone the murder of women or children (many of us are married with offspring)–aren’t you generalizing a bit? Speaking one’s mind does equate with genocidal megalomaniacal actions.

 
Comment by me
2005-09-22 20:12:40

ok, well, for starters thanks for reading my comment and taking the time to respond with such ‘excellent’ comebacks :-D what, with all the ‘you misspelt hobby!!’.
no, I am not sera, nor do I know sera. So, they were 2 different comments made by 2 different people.
You know, its kinda funny that ‘Big Al’ mentions that all my comment was doing was ’spraying abuse’, yet, thats exactly what this WHOLE website does here…
Yes, I am a female commenting on a ‘no women allowed’ site, what a rebel i am ;-)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and that’s all good with me… but it’s your kind of opinion that leads to this kind of sick thing — go here (go on, i dare you!) http://www.middle-east-info.org/gateway/genocide/
and go to about halfway down the page to the FGM stuff. I’m not trying to start some pissy little argument anymore, I’m just showing you what kind of stuff happens in the world today to girls/women that you might not be aware of. Thanks

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-09-22 14:44:00

Of course, you’re right Wolfe. And I agree with you.

I was trying to rephrase an asinine point in a more tangible way.

It was a mistake. I knew it. I did it anyway.

-Dick

 
Comment by Wolfe
2005-09-22 13:50:08

With respect, Dick, I think that if women had had things like affirmative action and gender quotas for scientific and engineering positions back in the day, the human race would still be thinking the steam kettle was a pretty neat idea.

Sera, and Sera2 (I mean ‘me’), who mysteriously seem to have the same writing style including identical misspellings, run-on sentences, run-on paragraphs, mindless use of ellipses, please try a good grammar guide. You both seem to be at about the grade five level, which is very good for women, but I think you can attain grade six or seven.

As for your violent tendencies, you’ll need Dick’s advice on that.

-Wolfe

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-09-22 07:23:24

sera — so crass and violent. I think spelling is the least of her problems. Am I right here men.

me, me, me. I see your point. If women had things like affirmative action and gender quotas back in the day, they might have had a chance at scientific breakthroughs of their own (or at least sticking their names in the history books alongside the men who did all the work). All I’m saying on this site, is that there’s absolutely no fucking chance of that at all. For about a million obvious reasons.

-Dick

 
Comment by CB
2005-09-22 04:16:17

Yes Al, it seems that both posters are incoherent, illiterate babbling females. Certainly the rantings of pussified men at the very least, but a high probability of it being chromosomally challenged whiners.

Ladies, Dick was pretty clear about the requirements for commenting here. Not surprisingly, you feel free to ignore the wishes of a man and do whatever it is you want. Typical.

 
Comment by Big Al
2005-09-22 04:03:59

Two posts, different names, yet they both misspell “hobby” the same way. And spray abuse rather than discussing the matter at hand. What sex do you suppose the writer is?

 
Comment by me
2005-09-21 23:47:42

Clearly, the guy who runs this website has had some problems with women in the past that have scarred him for life and have made him scared of women (e.g. getting raped by own mother probably …and enjoying it, and now can’t perform sexually). Next time you start going on about shit like men are smarter than women (e.g. it was men who discovered many science advantages today) think about this, back then when those things were discovered, women had hardly any human rights at all, they would have been able to discover all those things just as well as men but they weren’t given the chance to. Oh, and one more thing, the majority of world leaders (from the beginning of time) have all been men, this might explain how fucked up the world is today, hundreds of wars (particularly WW1 and WW2) all came about by men and all resulting in MILLIONS of unnecessary death. Men are NO better than women and it’s dicks like you that fuck it all up for all the men who arn’t the ones going around ‘bitching and complaining’ about women (just as you claim women do). So maybe you should think about all the hypocritcal total bullshit that you’re pulling out of your ass before you feed to other hobbie-less men that have nothing better to do but to sit on their computers and make websites about how much they hate women.

 
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