Comments on: One Cheeseburger, Please. Hold The Jibber Jabber.

By: Kovacs

Kovacs — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:05:36 +0000

I took my son to dinner at a Culver’s. The computers were down. The queue of women at the counter stood around dumfounded without the computers telling them what to do, assuring customers they had “called corporate” and they “were really sorry.” This went on for about 20 minutes as customers piled up or left. Shit started moving again when (you guessed it) a MANager came in from another location with a pad of paper and pencil and started taking orders by hand. The women and customers were visibly relieved to have a man step up and remove responsibility and tell them what to do.

By: charley

charley — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:01:03 +0000

Dick,

I’m going to keep this short and simple. I agree with your comments on this topic 100%. Now, to all you fucking ladies out there….fuck off.

-charleythebrown

By: Karu

Karu — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:20:11 +0000

Heartless Bitch said:

While it’s kind of unnecessary for me to point out what’s wrong with this, I’ll do so anyway.
1. As a young woman with a job at a grocery store, I’m going to tell you that I don’t give a fuck about talking to any customers. Don’t flatter yourself, asshole; I have no desire to talk to you. All I want to do is get you the hell out of there as fast as possible.
2. Most people with a minimum wage job at a place such as a fast food place or grocery store are not “career-oriented.” The majority of us are getting an education to get a REAL career so we can stop being slaves to complete assholes.

You seem to have missed the point. Those were examples of euphemisms. They did not apply to the burger-broad in question. Perhaps your education should have included reading skills?

By: Heartless Bitch

Heartless Bitch — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:17:53 +0000

While it’s kind of unnecessary for me to point out what’s wrong with this, I’ll do so anyway.
1. As a young woman with a job at a grocery store, I’m going to tell you that I don’t give a fuck about talking to any customers. Don’t flatter yourself, asshole; I have no desire to talk to you. All I want to do is get you the hell out of there as fast as possible.
2. Most people with a minimum wage job at a place such as a fast food place or grocery store are not “career-oriented.” The majority of us are getting an education to get a REAL career so we can stop being slaves to complete assholes.

By: Aidan

Aidan — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:44:12 +0000

Joey(katie) you got to realize all men who read anything can almost instantly pick the sex of the person who wrote it.

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:57:41 +0000

Only a woman would be stupid enough to give her actual email address to someone she hates.

-Dick

By: UGK

UGK — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:39:51 +0000

Dick Masterson said:

“joey”, why did you enter an email address of katie.pember@yahoo.com?

Hahahahahahahaha Dick you deserve an award. This not the first time you have caught females pretending to be men on this website!

By: sonyad

sonyad — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:32:59 +0000

What does that make anyone who’s ever laid her?

- booka shade - double identity

By: e v i l e d d y

e v i l e d d y — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:27:13 +0000

She must defecate through her vagina.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:14:10 +0000

Eliza said: I'm like my dad, without the asshole, I like things to be done quickly and effeciently.

WTF?

By: Eliza

Eliza — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:32:58 +0000

I have to admit, women do chat a lot when they could be doing more productive things. I’m like my dad, without the asshole, I like things to be done quickly and effeciently.

By: Wolfe

Wolfe — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:06:32 +0000

@Sony I did. Not so much these days. And C lets you choose case. Ditto BSD. WP does precisely the reverse; it forces the first letter to be uppercase. Personally I’m in favor of user choice.

-wolfe

By: sonyad

sonyad — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:54:37 +0000

I thought you enjoyed little pleasure like that. Don’t you code in see?

- Booka Shade - Vertigo

By: Wolfe

Wolfe — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:18:46 +0000

Indeed. Turns out I have to sign in in upper case. Thanks, wordpress, for violating 30 years of convention in case.
-wolfe

By: sonyad

sonyad — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:55:21 +0000

wolfe (2) Says:

Apparently not.

By: wolfe

wolfe — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:54:36 +0000

Hmmm that is me… let’s see if this set of credentials prove it.

By: wolfe

wolfe — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:53:50 +0000

@diamatik good one. For me it was the five question marks when two would do. But we’re all slightly smarter than the average bear. Or joey. Or woman.
-wolfe

By: diamatik

diamatik — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:03:55 +0000

Dick Masterson said:

“joey”, why did you enter an email address of katie.pember@yahoo.com?

… because of the laws of women. I have to point out that we all knew joey was a she when we saw her spell “foreward.”

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 15:54:35 +0000

joey said:

Dick,
Why would you make this website anyway?? Do you honestly think that you are going to do anything but piss a bunch of women (and men) off? Also, WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH??? I am looking foreward to how you are going to ansewer my two questions:)

“joey”, why did you enter an email address of katie.pember@yahoo.com?

-Dick

By: Mansman

Mansman — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:43:55 +0000

Katie said:

Dick,
though I must admit I find you very witty, …You don’t have two beautifull(sic) breasts and…so…I…have to post shit like this.

Any way you cut it, their horseshit still doesn’t make sense. Watching them clumsily try to divert attention from this with ad-hominems, is amusing.