Men. The Safe Sex Sex.
I was reading an interesting book this week called “Freakonomics”. I’m a man so I try to read as much as one book a week. Women do something similar except instead of MacBeth it’s McCall’s and instead of Satre it’s Seventeen. Just like you are what you eat, you are what you read; and women are disposable trash that you can pick up in the grocery line or the street corner. Either way it’s the same price.
The book “Freakonomics” posed the interesting theory that crime took a downfall in the 90’s because of legalized abortions fifteen years earlier. That got me to thinking.
Unwanted babies cause crime? Maybe. I’ll bite on that. If that’s the case then unwanted babies are probably unplanned babies, and unplanned babies come from unprotected sex. Now who’s fault is it that people are having unprotected sex?
Women. Unprotected sex is 100% women’s fault.
There is no fucking reason — no reason at all — that it should even be possible to have unprotected sex in our day and age. The odds of having an unplanned baby should be one in a billion. In fact every child born that isn’t planned for should be the next Jesus Christ, because the last time I checked a billion to one covers the court’s definition of impossible.
The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman — a woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
Have any opinion on abortion you want. Hell write a book on it and call it “Freakonomics 2″; you’re a man and that’s your right as a man. Rest assured, however, that women caused the fucking probably in the first place. You’re simply doing them a courtesy by spending your valuable man-time on it at all.
To every man who’s ever paid for an abortion, completely masculine kudos to you. You’re more responsible than the awful mother you bailed out and you’re a thousand times more generous with yourself than Mother Theresa. It’s funny, women are first in line to claim ownership of their bodies, but once the payments start stacking up, they’re willing to sell some stock.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
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As evidence on the subject, two of my absolute favorite movies, Glengarry Glen Ross and Reservoir Dogs, which arguably have two of the best casts ever.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104348/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/
“If I were a woman and didn’t want to get pregnant, I would make damned sure I didn’t. Most particularly when I had a string of methods at my fingertips to make sure it never happened. Men may be less responsible in their attitude - I say only maybe - because they are not the ones getting pregnant. Sounds reasonable enough to me. If you only put the fuel in the car, why should you be held responsible for the way it is driven?”
Paul,
The damage to the male’s mind, being or thinking like a “wommin” is irreversible, the damage would be total and it would make you behave like a total cretin, a condition that wommon think is normal.
Don’t even think it.
For it to work you would have to bleed every month.
I see what’s going on here. All you men have been ditched by women and blocked from seeing your offspring. I might feel sorry for you, but your views are clear evidence for why your ex-partners have chosen to restrict your access, or why the courts decided. It is transparent they chose the best interests of the child/ren over your ignorent minds. No doubt Christian, you aren’t even paying any alimony. You’d rather have your child/ren live in poverty than actually do an honorable deed. Truly, you are a foul excuse of a person. For those of you who are being blocked only because the woman you fucked or broke up with is primarily selfish - there are better ways to resolve your problems than through contributing to hate literature.
Wimmin are always carry on about “the baby” being her’s and her’s alone.
The law says the same, the family courts say the same right up until they have to find someone to pay for it and guess whom that may be.
Certainly not the priviliged princess, she gets child support and shopping money for just being an incubator.
No wonder they all want to do it.
PP, stick your dick in and wear the consequences, or go on the male contraceptive, or better yet, go and have a vasectomy. Takes 20 mins, a local anaesthetic and you can be up and walking around straight afterwards. A hysterectomy, of course, is a major operation, which will take approx 6 weeks to recover from, providing all goes well. But still, men shirk their responsibilities here and rather than have a simple clamp job done, they’ll wimp out and want the women to risk her life. You’re a disgrace of a person.
Dick’s point is well taken, and it’s a very important one.
If I were a woman and didn’t want to get pregnant, I would make damned sure I didn’t. Most particularly when I had a string of methods at my fingertips to make sure it never happened. Men may be less responsible in their attitude - I say only maybe - because they are not the ones getting pregnant. Sounds reasonable enough to me. If you only put the fuel in the car, why should you be held responsible for the way it is driven?
Now when the Pill came on the scene, I well remember women shouting their mouths off about how they were, at last, now totally in control of their own bodies. It was their great liberation from the tyranny of random pregnancies. They were now completely in charge, and could choose exactly when and where they wanted to get pregnant. And they were absolutely right.
In a very real sense, a man does not “get a woman pregnant”. The most he can ever do is offer a woman his sperm: it is 100% her choice as to whether she accepts it to make a baby, or not. Like they have been claiming for 40 years, women are indeed completely in control of their own bodies.
So what has happened since? There are far too many cases where they either completely mess up the control they have - like crashing the car - or, which I suspect is just as likely to be the case, they deliberately get pregnant in order to trap the man.
Just a further thought. If you accept this premise - that women are indeed 100% responsible for their own pregnancies and men 0% - what does that mean for the whole philosophy that men must take financial responsibility for the children made with their sperm, when they didn’t want to become dads? Why does society insist on blaming the guy who put the fuel in when it is the woman who crashes the car?
http://www.shc.edu/theolibrary/antifem.htm
Even the church is getting in on the act, not just hating feminazies but also the gutter trash that supports it. Bit like the bitches that troll here.
Yep. You got it, Spinmeister.
Wrong, Rachel. Birth control is not a man’s responsibility. It’s not even partially a man’s responsibility. All unwanted pregnancies are 100% the fault of the “mother”. Either she was foolish enough to have sex without oral contreception, or she was too stupid to take it properly.
By the way, men refuse to use condoms because they don’t like the feel? Do women even have backbones?
I’m kidding. Of course they don’t. That’s why so many of them get the shit kicked out of them every day.
-Dick
Dick is right on. Usually he blows smoky sheyt up yer arse, but this time, he is serious.
Men have two methods of BC. Wimmin’ have half a bazillion. The pill has side effects? Well, try implants, jells, loops, diaphrams, or any of the SEVENFRICKINGTEEN other BC methods available to you.
There is no such thing as an unintended pregnancy. The rate of pill failure WHEN TAKEN AS PRESCRIBED, which too many wimmin’ don’t get, is very, very low.
There are no whoopsies. There are a ton ‘o wimmin who want someone else to finance THEIR DISTINCT AND SOLE CHOICES
The Geezer
http://www.hatemalepost.blogspot.com
http://www.thespinmeister.blogspot.com
You could be right too Rachel, who really knows what Dick is talking about. I don’t think he even knows.
Female,
But what Dick is talking about here isn’t women using trying to intentionally pregnant. I believe he’s talking about birth control failure or the woman didn’t use birth control (yet the man should as well). Believe me, the type of situation you speak of is rare, as I think most women really don’t want to experience an unplanned pregnancy. Yeah, a lot of men refuse to use condoms 1) because they don’t like the feel 2)It interrupts the moment. But many women can’t use the Pill for medical reasons. But overall it should be both the man and woman’s responsibilty to use protection.
Christian J,
Your claim about your cooking school mate and Mother Teresa has no facts or proof to back it up and is nothing but anti-woman and anti-religious bigotry!
Dick,
I met a guy at Cooking school that worked for Mz Teresa in India or Calcutta to be precise, did it for two years. I was impressed that he would volunteer for such a cause.
I asked what Mz Teresa was like you know she is almost a saint in some eyes, he said ” she a fucking bitch”,
He’s exact words.
Amazing.
Your right though about women being totally irresponsible and never wanting to be held accountable.
I think they may have read this book …….
http://www.geocities.com/christianj162000/image001.jpg
why do the men here say that they are so important and that women couldnt reproduce without them, yet when this is put in a negative way, you blame the women?!?!? a lot of men refuse to use condoms because ‘they dont like the feel’. a lot of women dont like the pill because of side effects and other medical dangers….
No Rachel, Dick is absolutely correct here, why I know some chicks who use a turkey baster in order to fall pregnant (no need of a man there really) primarily for the purpose of having abortions, which they then sell as bottled terminated foetus’s on ebay. It’s all the rage in certain circles, like Dicks.
Wait, doesn’t it take two to have sex and create a baby? Specifically a man and his sperm? The man should be just a responsible for reliable providing birth control as a woman. A man encouraging his girlfriend to have an abortion is about coping-out of responsibilty, he’s not wanting to take responsibility for his actions and the baby he helped to create. That’s all this blog is about, apparently immature and irresponsible men being chickens and shirking responsibility. A man who stands up and admits his mistakes and takes responsibilty for his actions will be a better man than you’ll ever be.
The pill can have a failure rate huh, Laura? And I’m sure that’s what every woman at the old aborto clinic is there because of — a malfunctioning pill. Since you aren’t coming back, I’ll answer the question that I’m about to ask for you.
Have you ever had sex using a condom as your primary means of birth control?
The answer is yes. The answer for all women is yes. They’ve all had sex without the already unreliable pill. That’s why every abortion ever done is the fault of womankind. Whatever your stance on abortion, that much is undeniable and there is absolutely nothing “hateful” about it.
-Dick
Well, Dick. Sounds like you have had a really rough life. So, HOW many babies have YOU fathered???
That sounds like what YOUR problem is.
Unprotected sex caused by women?? Have you heard that the pill can also have a failure rate?? And that is a woman’s fault too right???
Hmmm….your blog sounds like HATE literature to me. So I am not coming back.
Chow