Men. The Safe Sex Sex.
I was reading an interesting book this week called “Freakonomics”. I’m a man so I try to read as much as one book a week. Women do something similar except instead of MacBeth it’s McCall’s and instead of Satre it’s Seventeen. Just like you are what you eat, you are what you read; and women are disposable trash that you can pick up in the grocery line or the street corner. Either way it’s the same price.
The book “Freakonomics” posed the interesting theory that crime took a downfall in the 90’s because of legalized abortions fifteen years earlier. That got me to thinking.
Unwanted babies cause crime? Maybe. I’ll bite on that. If that’s the case then unwanted babies are probably unplanned babies, and unplanned babies come from unprotected sex. Now who’s fault is it that people are having unprotected sex?
Women. Unprotected sex is 100% women’s fault.
There is no fucking reason — no reason at all — that it should even be possible to have unprotected sex in our day and age. The odds of having an unplanned baby should be one in a billion. In fact every child born that isn’t planned for should be the next Jesus Christ, because the last time I checked a billion to one covers the court’s definition of impossible.
The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman — a woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
Have any opinion on abortion you want. Hell write a book on it and call it “Freakonomics 2″; you’re a man and that’s your right as a man. Rest assured, however, that women caused the fucking probably in the first place. You’re simply doing them a courtesy by spending your valuable man-time on it at all.
To every man who’s ever paid for an abortion, completely masculine kudos to you. You’re more responsible than the awful mother you bailed out and you’re a thousand times more generous with yourself than Mother Theresa. It’s funny, women are first in line to claim ownership of their bodies, but once the payments start stacking up, they’re willing to sell some stock.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
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October 31st, 2005 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Let me just say one thing here. AMan is perfectly right to come here and post against all the obvious truths this website holds. Dissention disproves nothing. We all know that. Dissention with his obviously young and naive girlfriend sitting on his lap, however, can accomplish other much more tangible things.
Way to go, AMan. There’s purpose here for every man.
-Dick
October 31st, 2005 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I’m sorry as I try not to post twice in a row, but “net nanny”? wolfe, that’s priceless.
-Dick
October 31st, 2005 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7ad528100ed4f
Wow, Dick. That was a brilliant post. Way to go. In fact, it was so brilliant that it merits NO response. I’m done here.
October 31st, 2005 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
thank you AMan aka chelsea. I love the Man-Hash.
October 31st, 2005 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
So Chelsea, because you were posting as AMan incognito as a man on a men only website, does that mean you secretly wish you were a man? Because I know you wouldnt trying to be undermining the credibility of this brilliant website by falsifying your identity would you? Thats not something a woman of integrity would do is it? But wait a minute let me go back—woman of integrity……Shit I forgot the word integrity can only be used when describing a man. Thanks for reminding me Chelsea
October 31st, 2005 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Oh I bet you are. And I bet I also know why.
-Dick
October 31st, 2005 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
“The very fact that you’ve devoted this much of your time and energy to creating a Web site such as this just proves that you have some serious mental problems.”
If you plan on becoming a lawyer (*shudder*) you should learn what it means to “prove” something.
November 1st, 2005 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Dan, the evidence is as clear as day. If you were a female, you’d be able to see that.
November 1st, 2005 at 3:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 7d1fd568253d8
I’m female and I can’t see it Female - why don’t you go ahead and explain it to me.
November 1st, 2005 at 4:05 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
If you’re a female then I’m fucking Santa Claus.
November 1st, 2005 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
Is that an explanation? Wait, wait. Don’t answer. Just fuck off my site.
-Dick
November 1st, 2005 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: d32ac43798b3a
I really am a woman. Unlike some of the other people on this site, I don’t need to pretend to be of the opposite sex in order to be taken seriously.
Please don’t let my logic or lack of abusive language fool you.
You didn’t answer my question.
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:46 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Didn’t I? So sorry. As you’re just wanting to be “one of the boys” I don’t think I’ll waste my time.
November 2nd, 2005 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I’m envisioning a bingo game that revolves around Female’s posts. The squares are made up of what wild topics or crazy insults that she’ll use to respond to an otherwise polite post. We’ll call it Bitch Bingo.
Someone get on that.
-Dick
November 2nd, 2005 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 7cafc309a7d82
I leave this site for a while and come back to find nobody has refuted or disproved my views about women being responsible for their own pregnancies.
But very revealingly I find I am referred to as a “disgrace of a person” by Female. Why? Because I said something you don’t like and can’t respond to sensibly with any rational argument? Then I have been “ditched by women and blocked from seeing my offspring.” No Female, you are 100% wrong. I am happily married and have raised grown up children who are well balanced and educated as my wife and I set out together to ensure they would be.
But what I am is fed up and raw with seeing western society glamourising and indulging the worst excesses of female behaviour while condemning and denigrating decent guys and all their good -and often great - works. That’s why we need more sites like Dick’s, to bring some much needed balance to this crazy skewed mindset that has taken a grip on the western world. We all need to be reminded again and again of just how good men are at just about everything and that women should not claim superiority when they have no substance to back it up. Dick keeps finding examples.
And BTW telling the truth even in forceful and colourful language is not hatred, however unwelcome it may be to people who don’t like what they are hearing. The only hatred I see on this site is where it is kicked off by females or those purporting to be females.
November 2nd, 2005 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Paul P: Well said. The virtual fetishization and worship of crazed female behaviour by the west is indeed highly damaging.
Congrats on being happily married with some good children.
Kate/Female: No, Kate’s not “one of the boys”, nor, I think, does she aspire to be. However, she does post politely, and with what appears to be logic. This is far, far more than can be said for you, Female.
Dick: on net nanny, thank you. On your comments on what AMan was accomplishing by posting… errr, priceless!
AMan, I apologize for not getting back to you. (Since you’re now gone, you’ll likely not see this; so be it). Others have said some of what I wanted to say, especially Paul. Work kept me from saying the rest.
-Wolfe.
November 3rd, 2005 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
How hilarious that what you men really can’t seem to stand about my posts is my use of ‘colourful’ language. Oh yes, typical chauvinistic behaviour. It’s quite all right for foul language to be the domain of men throughout the ages, but you just don’t like a female speaking the same words as you do, do you? Gotta keep her in her place, don’t you boys? That way you don’t have to feel so insecure, and can feel like the cultural stereotype of a ‘real’ man. And before you all start your yapping about “but we don’t cuss female, only you do.” Yes, I’m sure you don’t use fuck, bitch, cunt etc ever. Of course you wouldn’t, you’re all such upstanding moral citizens. Or should I say, fascists, bigots and arrogant hypocrites? Here’s the deal. If men in the Western world reverted to acting like gentlemen and treating women like ladies with respect, then maybe we wouldn’t have to be so ‘tough’ anymore? We all know men aren’t going to do that, so don’t expect us to change too far from our current position either.
November 3rd, 2005 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
Men are Fascists now, Female? I’m sorry, but have you ever heard of Godwin’s law? Oh yes that’s right. You lose.
-Dick
November 3rd, 2005 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 9677d014fbb08
“Or should I say, fascists, bigots and arrogant hypocrites? Here’s the deal. If men in the Western world reverted to acting like gentlemen and treating women like ladies with respect, then maybe we wouldn’t have to be so ‘tough’ anymore?”
Havent Feminazis always been barking about how men of the past were the sexist oppressors.
Now we are being told that we should act like gentlemen of the past and treat women with respect.
I tell you, women move the goal posts around to suit their arguments so often that their goal posts will often end up outsite the stadium and in the parking lot.
November 3rd, 2005 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
“How hilarious that what you men really can’t seem to stand about my posts is my use of ‘colourful’ language.”
I find gratuitous cursing that individually insults human beings is not a good thing. Note how 95% of Dick’s use of the F-word (or others) is for stylistic effect. Note also that he writes very well without using it. The remaining 5% is almost always in response to someone violating the terms of service of the site or (and?) repeatedly cursing herself.
[b]You[/b] and your ilk, on the other hand, came on these boards cursing up a storm and repeatedly insulting everything from people’s sexuality to their intelligence to their genital size. That just might not be the way to win friends and influence people.
Geeza’s quite right; you do move the goalposts around in a ludicrous fashion. Dick’s also quite right to invoke Godwin’s law. All I’ll say is that you can go peruse this comment in response to another of your gratuitously insulting posts (as well as what you say here). http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=201#201
-Wolfe.