Ever wonder why so many doctors are foreign? Its because vapor-locks like yourself tie up the good seats in medical school through unconstitutional quotas and scholarships and then quit after you find some sucker to leach off.

I bet you money you don’t use your medical school knowledge for anything other than trying to land a husband.

Anyway, SHE didn’t want the baby - I had no choice, apparently. Nearly 10 years later, I’m still trying to recover. All because she was too dense to take a simple pill once a day.

Instead I have to, only they’re called ‘antidepressants’ instead of ‘birthcontrol’ now.

So, sob story, I know… if you’re female. If you’re allowed to be here, that should just be a little warning to physically shove the stupid pill down her throat every day; like you give a cat a worm pill if need be.

Oh wait, there are laws against violence…

I don’t know one woman that does not read, she would never read a book called “freakonomics.”

The ‘Remember’ device also advises users what to do if they have forgotten to take their pill.
It continually predicts the user’s current level of protection and glows red if it is too low.

The pill is more than 99% effective against pregnancies, but research suggests 70% of women forget to take one a month, and 10% forget it at least four times.

Remember reminds women when it’s time to take the pill with alerts like an alarm, a light and a vibrate mode. The longer you don’t take the pill, the quicker and louder the alerts will sound.

Inventor Lai Chiu Tang says, “I had heard and read so much about the massive consequences of simply forgetting to take a pill that I began thinking about ways of reminding women. But after further research I discovered that forgetting to take the pill was only part of the problem. Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?

- Let me repeat that last sentence;

“Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?

- So, If I’m reading this right, women are aware that sometimes they miss a pill, but fail to realise that doing so leaves them unprotected?

- What was it now, something about women and cause-and-effect….

Female, you have got to be one of the dumbest women on the internet.

-Dick

Female said:

How do you know I’m the same Female as before?

Ahem. Your IP Man-hash is revealing; you used it as early as Oct 2nd, contemporaneously with your other posts from your other IP[s].

Total masculine kudos to Dick for implementing those: it preserves privacy but also lets us know when women are playing silly games.

-wolfe.

Dan said:

Bullshit…she promised she’d leave before but she’s still here. BTW, Geeza, awesome list. Very concise and very true.

Dan, I love that you predicted that. Of course you were right because you’re a man. Female has been all over the site and the forums since this dialogue transpired.

-Dick

-Dick

-Dick

No female, you did what women normally do:

A FEMALE GUIDE TO DEBATING WITH A MALE

Stage 1: Turn the discussion into an argument

Stage 2: Change the subject when losing an argument

Stage 3: Never admit to losing an argument even when you’ve lost

Stage 4: Throw insults, call him gay, joke about his penis size etc.

Stage 5: Throw the nearest item at him, saucepans, table lamps etc

Stage 6: Cry

You’re already upto stage 3, so whats next?