Men. The Safe Sex Sex.
I was reading an interesting book this week called “Freakonomics”. I’m a man so I try to read as much as one book a week. Women do something similar except instead of MacBeth it’s McCall’s and instead of Satre it’s Seventeen. Just like you are what you eat, you are what you read; and women are disposable trash that you can pick up in the grocery line or the street corner. Either way it’s the same price.
The book “Freakonomics” posed the interesting theory that crime took a downfall in the 90’s because of legalized abortions fifteen years earlier. That got me to thinking.
Unwanted babies cause crime? Maybe. I’ll bite on that. If that’s the case then unwanted babies are probably unplanned babies, and unplanned babies come from unprotected sex. Now who’s fault is it that people are having unprotected sex?
Women. Unprotected sex is 100% women’s fault.
There is no fucking reason — no reason at all — that it should even be possible to have unprotected sex in our day and age. The odds of having an unplanned baby should be one in a billion. In fact every child born that isn’t planned for should be the next Jesus Christ, because the last time I checked a billion to one covers the court’s definition of impossible.
The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman — a woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
Have any opinion on abortion you want. Hell write a book on it and call it “Freakonomics 2″; you’re a man and that’s your right as a man. Rest assured, however, that women caused the fucking probably in the first place. You’re simply doing them a courtesy by spending your valuable man-time on it at all.
To every man who’s ever paid for an abortion, completely masculine kudos to you. You’re more responsible than the awful mother you bailed out and you’re a thousand times more generous with yourself than Mother Theresa. It’s funny, women are first in line to claim ownership of their bodies, but once the payments start stacking up, they’re willing to sell some stock.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
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Women do read, Im one of over 80 female students in my medical school class. Do you think we read seventeen there?
But are you the one of over 80 that will use your medical school for more than 5 years after you graduate?
Ever wonder why so many doctors are foreign? Its because vapor-locks like yourself tie up the good seats in medical school through unconstitutional quotas and scholarships and then quit after you find some sucker to leach off.
I bet you money you don’t use your medical school knowledge for anything other than trying to land a husband.
shut the fuck up, i’m never getting married, i’m never having kids and why? so i don’t bring another person into this fucked up world that’s doomed anyway
Great anger is displayed in women who refuse to carry out their primary function. It causes breast cancer too.
ahaha, fair enough. That’s probably why i’m so fucked up anyway but would you really want another mother like me getting married and having children? I think i’m benifitting mankind!
Heather, since I am opposed to marrying myself, of course I am fine with you not marrying. How much do you weigh?
Yes we think you read 17. We also think it is a waste to have women in medical school. A majority of you take up space, never become doctors, and a majority of those that do leave the profession after 5 years. If you are not going to be a doctor for life, get the fuck out and leave it to men that will be.
Detached..EXACTLY. I had started to write my comment than read yours.
Heather, if it doesn’t apply to you why the fuck are you upset?
Heather, gotta pic and how much do you weigh?
All the flaming aside, and back to the article; Some girl I was sure would be my obedient wife one day got pregnant, earlier than I had planned. You know, like before I had earned enough money to buy a house, a couple of cars, a pedigree rottweiler (otherwise known as ‘an alarm system that saves you the trouble of calling the police’), and all that shit.
Anyway, SHE didn’t want the baby - I had no choice, apparently. Nearly 10 years later, I’m still trying to recover. All because she was too dense to take a simple pill once a day.
Instead I have to, only they’re called ‘antidepressants’ instead of ‘birthcontrol’ now.
So, sob story, I know… if you’re female. If you’re allowed to be here, that should just be a little warning to physically shove the stupid pill down her throat every day; like you give a cat a worm pill if need be.
Oh wait, there are laws against violence…
Haha. My mom has a 175 I.Q.
I don’t know one woman that does not read, she would never read a book called “freakonomics.”
Yeah, right. Freakonomics is an excellent book but you’re too fucking stupid to know it. 175 IQ my ass. Guess you got your fathers genes.
My IQ is 175.99.
Nicholson said it best.
A new electronic device designed by a student at London’s Brunel University reminds women about taking their birth control pills.
The ‘Remember’ device also advises users what to do if they have forgotten to take their pill.
It continually predicts the user’s current level of protection and glows red if it is too low.
The pill is more than 99% effective against pregnancies, but research suggests 70% of women forget to take one a month, and 10% forget it at least four times.
Remember reminds women when it’s time to take the pill with alerts like an alarm, a light and a vibrate mode. The longer you don’t take the pill, the quicker and louder the alerts will sound.
Inventor Lai Chiu Tang says, “I had heard and read so much about the massive consequences of simply forgetting to take a pill that I began thinking about ways of reminding women. But after further research I discovered that forgetting to take the pill was only part of the problem. Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- Let me repeat that last sentence;
“Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- So, If I’m reading this right, women are aware that sometimes they miss a pill, but fail to realise that doing so leaves them unprotected?
- What was it now, something about women and cause-and-effect….
I think the reason they might not realize is the fact that, depending on the dose and type of your pill (certainly not the mini-pills though), you can miss one or maybe two pills in a certain amount of time and still be protected.
I love the IP Man Hash.
Female, you have got to be one of the dumbest women on the internet.
-Dick
Ahem. Your IP Man-hash is revealing; you used it as early as Oct 2nd, contemporaneously with your other posts from your other IP[s].
Total masculine kudos to Dick for implementing those: it preserves privacy but also lets us know when women are playing silly games.
-wolfe.
Who cares, just another cretin.
How do you know I’m the same Female as before?
Dan, I love that you predicted that. Of course you were right because you’re a man. Female has been all over the site and the forums since this dialogue transpired.
-Dick
Please feel free to use the list which is pretty much common knowlege for most guys. Women on the other hand are clueless about their own actions.
Bullshit…she promised she’d leave before but she’s still here. BTW, Geeza, awesome list. Very concise and very true.
Ding Dong the bitch is dead. Nice one Geeza. You’ve exorcized the she-demon.
-Dick
You forgot ‘walking out’, bye.
Geeza, that’s so mantastic it needs to be in the forums.
-Dick
You were able to refute but didnt?
No female, you did what women normally do:
A FEMALE GUIDE TO DEBATING WITH A MALE
Stage 1: Turn the discussion into an argument
Stage 2: Change the subject when losing an argument
Stage 3: Never admit to losing an argument even when you’ve lost
Stage 4: Throw insults, call him gay, joke about his penis size etc.
Stage 5: Throw the nearest item at him, saucepans, table lamps etc
Stage 6: Cry
You’re already upto stage 3, so whats next?
That was due to boredom Geeza, not inability to refute.
By the way female, thank you for proving my point once again. My post was about how often women change the subject when they are losing an argument. It had nothing to do with sports, male or female.
But lo and behold…………you did it again, shooting off into a complete tangent.
“Most men’s sport is tediously boring”
The only time any sporting event needs to be moved from a stadium into a parking lot is when women ‘try’ to play them, because hardly anyone is interested in watching them.
Must be because womens sporting events are just too exciting to watch eh?
“I tell you, women move the goal posts around to suit their arguments so often that their goal posts will often end up outside the stadium and in the parking lot.”
Well said Geeza, copying men is all wommin want to do.
They dress like men, try to drink like men, try to drive like men, try to play like men, want to play sport like men.
They really are pathetic, what was once a recognized gender wallowing in mediocrity is now an imitation of our sex without the dignity, honour and trustworthiness that distinguishes men, instead they are inbred with shallowness, totally selfish and a lost their identity.