Women Could Be Great…
Through some creative editing liberties, the Dr. Phil show gave America this gem from yours truly, Dick Masterson.
“Women could be great.” -Dick Masterson
Just like everything I’ve ever said or ever will say, I stand by that. Women could be great. Women could be successful, intelligent, happy, and even wise. They just have to follow these two steps:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Listen to a man.
And then repeat those steps as often and as quickly as possible. Otherwise, what you have on your hands is an unhappy bitch who needs a leash.
“Shut the fuck up and listen to a man,” is the missing page from my All Purpose Womanual for Ladies the Dr. Phil people chopped off. A puppet can’t fuck up, and neither can a woman while she’s doing what she’s told. I have personally seen a woman hook up a stereo. It was amazing, it turned me on, and she did it by following my instructions as silently as possible.
But does she deserve any credit? How is hammering in a nail yourself different from instructing a woman to hammer in a nail? In the latter case, you’re just using an extra tool and taking twice as long. The man-brain is still calling the shots.
How is being the president of the United States different from instructing your wife to do it? If she’s following my Womanual, you just bought yourself a second term.
There has been no great human endeavor dependent on a woman. Science, medicine, the Kentucky Derby, even motherhood is dependent on a man. Without a man, motherhood is called “martyrdom”. Getting drunk with no panties on and passing out outside of a club does not count as a “great human endeavor”. And “dependent on” does not mean “employs a statistically representative sample”. That is bullshit.
The percentage of women who were Leonardo da Vinci is always going to be zero.
Men have an inherent greatness and betterness over all things. We can understand where facts and figures come from. Contrary to what women believe, statistics are not brought into our lives by a magical man-stork who wants to punish women with math. Quite the contrary. Statistics are a numerical representation of reality. For example, the statistic that says the average American woman is 5′4″ and weights 165 lbs. is a numerical representation of the reality that American women are big fat fucking pigs.
Here’s another statistic: 100% of Australian women are frigid and annoying.
Men can grasp the nature of cause, effect, and their implications on the world around us. We can create something of value from nothing. We can have sex with many different partners while not feeling bad about it. That’s awesome.
Women could be great. But just because a log could be a cigar store Indian doesn’t mean it won’t get termites. Just because a woman apes her way into the Fortune 500 doesn’t mean she isn’t a single romantic addiction away from epic self-sabotage.
There is no exception to the rule. There is only submission to it.
Tossing scads of “successful” women into a bag, lighting it on fire, and then putting it on my door step is not a practical joke against me and it’s certainly not a practical joke against manliness. It proves my fucking point. The only way women can be successful is by acting like men for as long as their wicked tongues will let them. That doesn’t mean some women are great. That doesn’t mean some women could be great. That means men are better than women.
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December 18th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a07ec5bfce09
You should’ve said the next couple of words a bit faster so they couldn’t edit it without it sounding awful and unquotable. But regardless, excellent article as always. Team Phil will always be a bunch of shysters.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Now begins the countdown until droves of Aussie chicks post comments protesting the fact they’re not all frigid, and in doing so prove beyond doubt how annoying they are.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8bdcdb902444
Dick if I may add:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Listen to a men
3. Earn your own money
A chick I’ve barely seen 3 times just asked me for my credit card to go shopping. Saying bye was never easier and faster!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
It’s a shame that some men these days would actually let a cunt get away with that. They think the girly is embracing her sexuality - really, she’s just selling her body at a very, very inflated price - just like mommy.
And, of course, there is no promise that she’ll put out after she gets said money/promotion - in fact, like a girly-girl, it’ll be even less likely because her little ego’s been pumped and she thinks that superficiality somehow places her on the level of anyone who has earned their stake and hers combined.
December 19th, 2007 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
What the fuck Dick? That last paragraph was utterly brilliant. The whole article was brilliant… with a nice solid finish at the end bringing it all together. Mantastic.
December 19th, 2007 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: fe8cb3d9ac6a5
He knew exactly what he was doing when he put that in there–once again Dick–brilliant! I’m glad to see you’ve been reading some of those incompetent replies in here left by aussie chicks. awesome.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b28d30123cf8
For all the aussie dudes not getting laid just do this: Join the aussie air force, deploy to an american airforce base and say hi to one american female. She will instantly drop her pants. Repeat the hi part as much as you please. Youll never go on a dry spell again.
I crack up when i see it. You wont even have to try. American girls go gaga over aussie dudes.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
I dread the holidays when chicks want me to meet their parents, but asking for my credit card? That was a first one! - And hopefully a last.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: e4deaf7d0cbd9
Dude,
I highly doubt she was serious, she had to be joking right?
And what are you doing with a Credit Card in the year 2007 near to be 2008?
Have you lost your damn mind?
December 19th, 2007 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: e4deaf7d0cbd9
In addition, we are entering a worldwide recession induced by U.S. excessive spending on Iraq.
Hence, that inflated price will now have to be much, much lower.
Especially if they want to nab a poor veteran with no benefits.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
That is normal for most soldiers on any foriegn soil.
Women fall for foreign men and complain because western men go for foreign women as well.. Any man to go for a Gal down under would be out of his mind.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: f8db05f6650d9
She was dead serious, you had to be there, after a long sappy story not worth repeating, she asked to use my cc to go shopping.
I’m not American native. A credit card and a new car were the fastest way to build credit once I got a green card. Yet I’m not in debt and don’t spend what I don’t have. What’s loosing one’s mind have to do with that?
December 19th, 2007 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5932d31737f8c
I don’t care if you say no women are allowed…You guys are all ridiculous, you must all be gay or enjoy jacking yourself off, since you guys seem to follow the belief that a woman’s vagina is puke city. Honestly, after seeing Dick on Dr. Phil, and hearing some of the bull crap he has said, it seems like he just does it for attention. What does he think of his own mother and your mother’s mother? Don’t you think that by speaking this way of women, you’re throwing your mothers into the category as well. Come on guys, hugs your nuts and be realistic. For those of you on this website that have children…if you have a female child, how do you treat her? Do you disrespect her, call her names or give her a complex by saying that all women are stupid and all she will be good for is having children, and spending men’s money?
December 19th, 2007 at 12:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5932d31737f8c
Don’t get mad at her for asking for your card…you obviously don’t know how to pick them and you must have somehow given her the green light to think that it would be okay to ask for your card…Get the hell out of here with the bullshit! If you don’t like women, stop fucking them. Fuck a dude since their so much better dumbass!
December 19th, 2007 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5932d31737f8c
Okay…it’s official, Aguardiente, you’re the biggiest idiot of all on this website! You’re just a follower, you want attention just like the rest of them. Do you realize that this isn’t the 1950’s? Women have full time jobs now a days, what world do you live in? And if you were smart enough to read, you would know that most women make more than the men in the households of 2007! How much do you make…honestly? Oh yea…I almost forgot…are you educated? Because “Listen to a men” is definitely not proper english. They teach that in elementary school…did you even make it through elementary? If so, I can’t tell…Idiot! lmao
December 19th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
Because putting all of that female nonsense in ONE post would have been too damn hard.
Oh, and may I borrow your credit card LBR? I need to go shopping.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
As with everything a women says, it all comes back to sex. “you must be gay” “fuck a dude”
This guy isn’t talking about sex at all, yet that’s all you can think about.
Nice job at proving Dick right.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
That’s the true mind of a woman for you. Everything she thinks comes out with no filter. If a child is inferior, she gives it a complex.
Madam, you are a disgrace. I certainly hope you’re not a mother.
-Dick
December 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
100% not true.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: adb99796489a1
Not sure how that grammar error slipped in, must have been the Jagermeister.
While I’m on that subject. The contraction of ‘they’ and ‘are’ is ‘they’re’ not ‘their’. Perhaps you should look into some education.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d22564c7bf4b
Ha ha. Alright, so I’m not a man but I find this website highly entertaining. In fact, I think my husband was more offended by the content of the site than I was…
This is definitely my sense of humor all the way. I applaud Dick for at least being eloquent enough to construct such seemingly convincing arguments. I realize you manly men probably take this more seriously than I do, but keep posting! We have a sophist on our hands! And an extremely witty one at that. Bravo!
December 19th, 2007 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00df3650bb52d
I really would rather have one night stands or jerk off for the rest of my life than pay to have sex. That’s what you do when you date/marry a women. You pay to have sex. Women trade sex for money and attention, which is exactly what they get from men.
Who cares what Dick thinks of his mother. We didn’t ask to be born, that was our mother’s decision.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: eecc67006fb22
Always with the gay comments, it never fails. Women complain that men want nothing but sex, yet any suggestion that getting in a woman’s cunt isn’t the sole and absolute arbiter of male existence invariably provokes outrage and accusations of homosexuality.
The truth is, women KNOW that they have nothing to offer but sex, no other means of getting men to do all the things they are too lazy or incapable to do for themselves. When was the last time a woman accused a man of being disinterested in having intelligent conversation, companionship, or a useful partner? Women don’t bring these things up because they already know they can’t bribe men with what they can’t provide.
To value other things above sex threatens to take away the only source of power in these women’s lives, everything they value in themselves and everything they aspire to be - their cunt.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8bdcdb902444
I actually speak/write in 3 languages… how many can you handle sweet tart?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Dr. Phil couldn’t look like he was a failure, they had to have a feel good story such as you changing, that’s why the editied it so you look as though you changed your much outdated thinking.
I am being serious, Dr. Phil has been sued before for doing that with the Holloway case when he had two of the suspects on the show, and he edited it to look as though they are guilty.
But don’t worry, the women on this site know that you are never going to change those 1950’s ideas in that thick skull.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Yay you.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
1950s Vs. 2007? Women in that day and age had respect, dignity and beauty. They we’re hard working, honest and good. Women in 2007 have fucking Myspace. TRY and use any of the discriptive words above to describe modern women.
In addition, women of the old days we’re fucking awesome for one reason only: They listened to the man.
Dick is holding onto old ideas. He’s doing so because THEY WORK. Change is never good, unless men caused it.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
I do enjoy the assumption that because ideas are “new”, they must be better than ideas that are “old”. Conversely, all the women that come here always say the same old thing, so I guess the principle if selective.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
i just love how all these women still say dick is a woman-hater, just because he points of the FACT that men are better than women, if he is such a woman hater, please show me on this website where he has said that treating women poorly/not being a gentleman and being an abusive boyfriend/husband wins you man points.
You will find nothing. Therefore there is nothing left for you to argue about. Fuck off his website.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3466ac76bde97
Women could be great….if they’re not feminazis.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Women could be great if they do exactly as a man says. Feminazis can’t be great. They can only be mediocre, and then…. only in death.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: fedbd7d6f92a0
ok seriously man, grow a pair. you must be gay if you hate women so much. you shouldnt dis because you cant even compare. just cuz you ran into a bad girlfriend or whatever it is dont feel sorry for yourself move on already and grow up. no wonder they cheat on you, you dont diserve a girl. they are not stupid and as far as i am consired you are. so advice for you get over yourself!
December 20th, 2007 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: cb358b22a635b
I wonder if Dick ever did reply to comments like these. I have been here only a matter of months and I am already sick of the shit. There must be literally thousands of comments that are carbon copies of that one.
*D3C*
December 20th, 2007 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
That is the most childish choice of words I’ve ever read. Are you 10 or just stupid?
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December 20th, 2007 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
lol this is funny, any one see my post above this idiot’s post because obviously he/she was clearly ignoring it, but thats nothing suprising when it comes to women, they like to miss all the details and bitch and moan,
Fuck off this site…NOW!
December 20th, 2007 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
Is it just me or does anyone else get a laugh out of when a woman or betamale tell real men to grow a pair. hahahaha
Men are better than women.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
*Yawns*, yes women do have full time jobs but that doesnt mean that they are as capable as men. Women earning more than men? Are you fucking kidding me? My dad earns 3 times more than my mum and it is the norm for most families with fathers who earn WAYYY more than their wives. Just because you married a beta or some street punk who impregnated you doesnt mean the rest of the guys out there arent high flyers. Suck it up, bitch.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5967fdd016d
I’ll fuck off this website in a minute but this topic got me thinking about something that I disagree within the legal system and that’s jury duty. We shouldn’t be called in to serve. When selected, you aren’t in a situation where you can go discuss the case with men who you know are intelligent and you can trust in making sound, logical decisions. You can only hope they have been selected within the jury itself. In addition, knowing you are most likely being chosen because your initial reactions, discussion and/or decisions will be dictated by your emotions and could possibly sway other juror’s opinions as a result, sucks. Nobody likes to be used.
December 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I have seen comments where they have clearly stated and used the word HATE followed by women.
There was another man who said he had raped an unconcious woman, and he earned man-points.
Also, there is Dick’s topic, Want to help a woman? Punch her in the face.
That sounds violent to me.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53ae57b8bc6b0
Yeah, it stunk of taken out of context editing to me when you said it. I don’t think women are totally useless, but honestly, how many women are there who have achieved true greatness like so many men have?
December 21st, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c
A women discovered the first xray. I know, it was poisonous, but she opened up the possibility of technological advances in that area that have helped people even today. I am not saying that it proves that women are equal, just that women CAN do amazing things, regardless of what you believe. I’m not sure if you would consider it “true greatness” or not, but it sure was an accomplishment.
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 63c49e49d0d8e
Hilary what an apt name. However on to my point. Feminists have publicly advocated the almost complete gendercide of the the male sex. Feminists have publicly advocated the destruction of the nuclear family. They have publicly stated that all Men are pigs, liars, rapists, animals, neanderthals, abusers, violent, destructive, ect, ect. Might I add that the women that have said this are publicly funded with Mens tax dollars. They have enacted systems that have virtually DESTROYED the lower class family unit, and replaced it with a welfare state. All in the name of “equality”.
Men now commit suicide at 4 times the rate as women, we drop out of school earlier, die earlier, have little in the way of social funding, have severe drug/alcohol problems, are incarcerated at least ten-fold the amount women are and receive absolutely no help on a gender-specific basis as women do. Who is the one that still has to go to war when forced to do so? Have women ever been conscripted?
Who exactly is the violent one? Who is the deceiver, manipulator, ect ect. Who is the one that condones all of this for the benefit of “wymyn” everywhere?
How does this compare to Dick? Much of what he says is truth, and will remain truth. You cannot change the truth, no matter how hard you try.
-Strength and Honor-
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Regarding abaddon
Well, I agree with the feminist veiwpoint you’ve made that only constitutes for some feminists, after one person on this site recomended going to mensuck.com, I found it extremely harsh and hypocrtitical when they called for the extermination of men.
As for Dick, his posts regard ALL women. That is the main issue that I have. Sure some women are easy, dumb, bad drivers, ect., but so are some men.
But not every single woman in this world. He clumps us all together with his chavinistic stereotype that is insulting to those that do not match up with what he writes.
It is true, that is extremely hypocritical of the feminists that call for that extermination of men, that is simply rediculous. Not every man is a pig, liar, neanderthal, just as not every woman is a moronic whore.
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Oh and also, I do not consider myself a feminist.
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
I will say this once and only once more Hilary. Learn to fucking read: We recognise that there are exceptions. So does Dick. When he groups all women together, he does it to grab attention because women LOVE to claim that they are the minority(pure, virtuous blah blah when in truth the minority is less than 2%).
If you havent got that through your thick skull by now, kill yourself for being worthless.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Ahh, but Hilary, you ARE a feminist. What’s even worse is you continually claim not to be. You ENJOY all the favours and benefits you gain by being a female, and while you sit there and state how you “found it extremely harsh and ‘hypocrtitical’ when they called for the extermination of [ALL] men.” you still don’t seem to care that the generalisations HERE are not ONLY one of the few voices in the world that actually DARES to speak out on men’s behalf, nor that Dick’s posts are HUMOUR for fuck’s sake, but further say “As for Dick, his posts regard ALL women. That is the main issue that I have..”
So you ARE a feminist Hilary. Indeed, I am more and more of the growing opinion you are an ACTIVE feminist, and troll here every day in order to deliberately interrupt the conversations of an MRG. To listen in, and argue diligently in order to further the feminist cause in any way possible. You have no issue to speak of with the abhorrent inequality being ENACTED into our laws which govern day to day occurrences, NOR the voice and agenda behind them, because they benefit you and your gender cause. You have only an issue with the fact some man still dares to make generalisations in humour about women. For the reason of this conclusion, I shall say this.
Hilary dear, FUCK YOU AND THE HIGH HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
So there you have it..
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
Yeah. +++ Points. Please Hilary, dont be lame and embarrass yourself further on this website. Get the fucking issue at hand, girlie - Men rights are being fucking stripped away as we talk. Do I give a fuck about how you perceive Dick? About how you hate his stereotypes and yadyayda? FUCK NO. You can take all that and shove it up your ass. If feminists want a gender war, fucking bring it. Men aren’t going to take this horseshit any longer. The numbers of this site are growing… words are out.
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: da6c285312357
What is wrong with all of you? If i wasn’t for women your sorry asses wouldn’t even be here. Learn to show some respect to women, they have never done anything wrong to you. Maybe a bad relationship or your mom wasn’t so nice to you when you were growing up… GET OVER IT! move on with your life! stop having that stick up your ass and come to reality women and men are equal why cant you realize that?
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b08cbd83549c
Since you respect women so much why dont you go kiss your own ass?
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a6cee8811a1d
i wanna see page and email links to the attached to these anonymous comments. you gotta know the type you’re dealing with these days - Because you never know when there might be a serial killer festering in the cubicle next to you.
i’ve never seen or heard of such obessive vitriol. The blogger uses this intense imagery - womens lips flapping manic gums frothing spittle. you think women are useless but you put a seriously exhaustive effort toward exploring the intricacies of this line of thought–and little else. i don’t know how you can click away from this site not understanding that something really fucked up happened to the site’s editor (and a lot of other men here - equal parts gay and straight), it involved a woman, and it’s with this one everyday. Because whatever for the offhand, casually [brutal] tone, you just cannot get this passionate about a mass you’ve deemed useless and inferior.
i have this love hate-thing with men - and their penises - my lover is exquisite, a gift, really. but too many of you are just a plague. just inclined to the most horrific shit. american prisons aren’t overflowing with your sort for nothing.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
Sorry, I don’t respect useless life forms. Women are here for sex, cooking and cleaning. Twas all.
As much as you like to flaunt off your writing, it was a bad piece of work. Don’t write. You don’t make sense. Get a man to do it for you.