Women Could Be Great…
Through some creative editing liberties, the Dr. Phil show gave America this gem from yours truly, Dick Masterson.
“Women could be great.” -Dick Masterson
Just like everything I’ve ever said or ever will say, I stand by that. Women could be great. Women could be successful, intelligent, happy, and even wise. They just have to follow these two steps:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Listen to a man.
And then repeat those steps as often and as quickly as possible. Otherwise, what you have on your hands is an unhappy bitch who needs a leash.
“Shut the fuck up and listen to a man,” is the missing page from my All Purpose Womanual for Ladies the Dr. Phil people chopped off. A puppet can’t fuck up, and neither can a woman while she’s doing what she’s told. I have personally seen a woman hook up a stereo. It was amazing, it turned me on, and she did it by following my instructions as silently as possible.
But does she deserve any credit? How is hammering in a nail yourself different from instructing a woman to hammer in a nail? In the latter case, you’re just using an extra tool and taking twice as long. The man-brain is still calling the shots.
How is being the president of the United States different from instructing your wife to do it? If she’s following my Womanual, you just bought yourself a second term.
There has been no great human endeavor dependent on a woman. Science, medicine, the Kentucky Derby, even motherhood is dependent on a man. Without a man, motherhood is called “martyrdom”. Getting drunk with no panties on and passing out outside of a club does not count as a “great human endeavor”. And “dependent on” does not mean “employs a statistically representative sample”. That is bullshit.
The percentage of women who were Leonardo da Vinci is always going to be zero.
Men have an inherent greatness and betterness over all things. We can understand where facts and figures come from. Contrary to what women believe, statistics are not brought into our lives by a magical man-stork who wants to punish women with math. Quite the contrary. Statistics are a numerical representation of reality. For example, the statistic that says the average American woman is 5′4″ and weights 165 lbs. is a numerical representation of the reality that American women are big fat fucking pigs.
Here’s another statistic: 100% of Australian women are frigid and annoying.
Men can grasp the nature of cause, effect, and their implications on the world around us. We can create something of value from nothing. We can have sex with many different partners while not feeling bad about it. That’s awesome.
Women could be great. But just because a log could be a cigar store Indian doesn’t mean it won’t get termites. Just because a woman apes her way into the Fortune 500 doesn’t mean she isn’t a single romantic addiction away from epic self-sabotage.
There is no exception to the rule. There is only submission to it.
Tossing scads of “successful” women into a bag, lighting it on fire, and then putting it on my door step is not a practical joke against me and it’s certainly not a practical joke against manliness. It proves my fucking point. The only way women can be successful is by acting like men for as long as their wicked tongues will let them. That doesn’t mean some women are great. That doesn’t mean some women could be great. That means men are better than women.
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December 19th, 2007 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 00df3650bb52d
I really would rather have one night stands or jerk off for the rest of my life than pay to have sex. That’s what you do when you date/marry a women. You pay to have sex. Women trade sex for money and attention, which is exactly what they get from men.
Who cares what Dick thinks of his mother. We didn’t ask to be born, that was our mother’s decision.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: eecc67006fb22
Always with the gay comments, it never fails. Women complain that men want nothing but sex, yet any suggestion that getting in a woman’s cunt isn’t the sole and absolute arbiter of male existence invariably provokes outrage and accusations of homosexuality.
The truth is, women KNOW that they have nothing to offer but sex, no other means of getting men to do all the things they are too lazy or incapable to do for themselves. When was the last time a woman accused a man of being disinterested in having intelligent conversation, companionship, or a useful partner? Women don’t bring these things up because they already know they can’t bribe men with what they can’t provide.
To value other things above sex threatens to take away the only source of power in these women’s lives, everything they value in themselves and everything they aspire to be - their cunt.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: b8bdcdb902444
I actually speak/write in 3 languages… how many can you handle sweet tart?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Dr. Phil couldn’t look like he was a failure, they had to have a feel good story such as you changing, that’s why the editied it so you look as though you changed your much outdated thinking.
I am being serious, Dr. Phil has been sued before for doing that with the Holloway case when he had two of the suspects on the show, and he edited it to look as though they are guilty.
But don’t worry, the women on this site know that you are never going to change those 1950’s ideas in that thick skull.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Yay you.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
1950s Vs. 2007? Women in that day and age had respect, dignity and beauty. They we’re hard working, honest and good. Women in 2007 have fucking Myspace. TRY and use any of the discriptive words above to describe modern women.
In addition, women of the old days we’re fucking awesome for one reason only: They listened to the man.
Dick is holding onto old ideas. He’s doing so because THEY WORK. Change is never good, unless men caused it.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
I do enjoy the assumption that because ideas are “new”, they must be better than ideas that are “old”. Conversely, all the women that come here always say the same old thing, so I guess the principle if selective.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
i just love how all these women still say dick is a woman-hater, just because he points of the FACT that men are better than women, if he is such a woman hater, please show me on this website where he has said that treating women poorly/not being a gentleman and being an abusive boyfriend/husband wins you man points.
You will find nothing. Therefore there is nothing left for you to argue about. Fuck off his website.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3466ac76bde97
Women could be great….if they’re not feminazis.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Women could be great if they do exactly as a man says. Feminazis can’t be great. They can only be mediocre, and then…. only in death.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: fedbd7d6f92a0
ok seriously man, grow a pair. you must be gay if you hate women so much. you shouldnt dis because you cant even compare. just cuz you ran into a bad girlfriend or whatever it is dont feel sorry for yourself move on already and grow up. no wonder they cheat on you, you dont diserve a girl. they are not stupid and as far as i am consired you are. so advice for you get over yourself!
December 20th, 2007 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: cb358b22a635b
I wonder if Dick ever did reply to comments like these. I have been here only a matter of months and I am already sick of the shit. There must be literally thousands of comments that are carbon copies of that one.
*D3C*
December 20th, 2007 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
That is the most childish choice of words I’ve ever read. Are you 10 or just stupid?
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December 20th, 2007 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
lol this is funny, any one see my post above this idiot’s post because obviously he/she was clearly ignoring it, but thats nothing suprising when it comes to women, they like to miss all the details and bitch and moan,
Fuck off this site…NOW!
December 20th, 2007 at 2:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
Is it just me or does anyone else get a laugh out of when a woman or betamale tell real men to grow a pair. hahahaha
Men are better than women.
December 20th, 2007 at 2:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
*Yawns*, yes women do have full time jobs but that doesnt mean that they are as capable as men. Women earning more than men? Are you fucking kidding me? My dad earns 3 times more than my mum and it is the norm for most families with fathers who earn WAYYY more than their wives. Just because you married a beta or some street punk who impregnated you doesnt mean the rest of the guys out there arent high flyers. Suck it up, bitch.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5967fdd016d
I’ll fuck off this website in a minute but this topic got me thinking about something that I disagree within the legal system and that’s jury duty. We shouldn’t be called in to serve. When selected, you aren’t in a situation where you can go discuss the case with men who you know are intelligent and you can trust in making sound, logical decisions. You can only hope they have been selected within the jury itself. In addition, knowing you are most likely being chosen because your initial reactions, discussion and/or decisions will be dictated by your emotions and could possibly sway other juror’s opinions as a result, sucks. Nobody likes to be used.
December 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I have seen comments where they have clearly stated and used the word HATE followed by women.
There was another man who said he had raped an unconcious woman, and he earned man-points.
Also, there is Dick’s topic, Want to help a woman? Punch her in the face.
That sounds violent to me.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 53ae57b8bc6b0
Yeah, it stunk of taken out of context editing to me when you said it. I don’t think women are totally useless, but honestly, how many women are there who have achieved true greatness like so many men have?
December 21st, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c
A women discovered the first xray. I know, it was poisonous, but she opened up the possibility of technological advances in that area that have helped people even today. I am not saying that it proves that women are equal, just that women CAN do amazing things, regardless of what you believe. I’m not sure if you would consider it “true greatness” or not, but it sure was an accomplishment.