Doctor? I Hardly Knew Her!
If there’s one thing that women can’t do as well as men more than anything else, it’s be a doctor.
Men have been being doctors since the beginning of time. Thousands of men throughout history have devoted their lives to it in such a way that the wake of their mantastic sacrifices reverberate all throughout history — which is every man’s true goal.
Every woman’s true goal is to make everyone around her sorry for everything they ever fucking did.
First let me be clear on something. A doctor is someone who deals in medicine, prescriptions, surgery — things of a medical nature for which an expensive education and a government licensed certification are required. Things that do not make you a doctor are dealings in: yoga, herbs, Feng Shui, massage therapy, tons other bullshit. This is an important distinction to make because women are good at all those things. Women are attracted to that kind of feel good, new age, weirdo malarkey like flies to pigs and pigs to shit. However, while they may be good at them, none of those things have any kind of medical use or purpose — except to waste time.
They don’t make you a goddamn doctor either. That’s why there’s no abbreviation for guru, like Gr. Bobby Sinclair. You can touch your ankle to the back of your head? That’s great, but the state medical board doesn’t give a shit and neither does anyone with a broken ass.
Being a doctor is a high pressure job where lives hang in the balance every day and one fuck up can cost you even worse — millions of dollars. High pressure? Have you ever seen a women drive a car to a sporting event? Good luck, she won’t ever do it because the extreme pressure of waiting in a fucking line and letting dickheads cut her off would make her head explode. Watch a woman drive in traffic. The moment she senses any pressure at all — and I mean any, something as simple as changing lanes — she crumbles like a card house built out of Graham crackers.
When it comes to pressure, women are a complete joke. Women can handle pressure as well as they handle giving birth — pathetically and while looking for the nearest man to scream at and/or physically abuse the whole time.
I’m sure I don’t even need to say that being a doctor also requires logic and problem solving skills. Women have none of those. The only thing women should be doing in a hospital is wearing nurse outfits. That doesn’t mean they should be nurses either, just wear the outfits.
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October 8th, 2005 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ff07b87648b5
dick materson (or should i say dick head?)… you’re not worth my time. i can’t ever take woman fearing assholes like you seriously. i feel sorry for you. hope you grow a brain some day. meanwhile, your so called bullshit research on male superiority is soooo pathetic that it astounds me that your ancestors managed to evolve considering morons tend to fall off the evolutionary ladder…
October 8th, 2005 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Kali,
If you wanted to say “dick head”, then you should have said it in the first place. Typical woman run-around. Also, the evolutionary ladder you hear people refering to is actually merely a figurative one.
-Dick
October 9th, 2005 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
You know what’s worse than a woman hater?
A patronizing git.
October 9th, 2005 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 7cafc309a7d82
…and what is worse than a patronizing git is someone who won’t deploy logic and reason, but just reverts to personal insults.
Dick has his own colourfully idiosyncratic style of expressing himself, but there is a deep rational sense underneath. The male approach to medical health is to observe, diagnose, understand, formulate cures and treat. Without letting personal emotions or any other obstacles get in the way. That’s why it works and medicine is able to advance. Much the same way as an argument can advance to a sensible conclusion if tackled in the right way.
If women adopt this approach, they can be successful practitioners too. But if they cop out and head for the modern equivalent of the snake oil salesman, they won’t improve anyone’s lives; only their own bank balances - which has to be the attraction I guess.
Dick’s other point is that you have to learn to work with pressure. Men are good at that because they are used to taking responsibility. They have no-one else to pass the buck to, so they learn to handle the buck. But by the time women reach adulthood they have been so indoctrinated with the certainty that the buck is nothing to do with them, that if anyone dares to pass it to them they either drop it like it was a scorpion or just throw it at the nearest male in sight. That’s why they just love jobs where the risk of shipping the blame if something goes wrong is as far removed as possible. And all the better if you can pose as an expert at the same time.
Good point Dick.
October 14th, 2005 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
Your mothers all made the wrong decision when they chose not to terminate.
Life must be so easy for those with intelligence quotients
October 14th, 2005 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
Editing all intelligent female posts are we? Guess that’s what you’ve got to do when you’ve got no logical comeback.
October 15th, 2005 at 1:07 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Not editing, DELETING, Female. I can’t find an intelligent female post on the whole damned site.
October 15th, 2005 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 978515a6f3c48
Into witchery, voodoo, have to check their stars daily.
They set themselves up to be miserable.
Get the lifeboat out we are triping on the emotional ocean again….
ohhh, no !
Her stars says that “She is going to have a not nice day” ! Call oprah.
Faaaakkkk.
Notice how they slow down when the traffic light are green or they stop at roudabout ?
Isn’t the theory concerning roundabouts to keep the traffic moving ?
No to women ofcourse, they have to have time to agonize first.
October 15th, 2005 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Nice one, Big Al. The sarcasm will soar well above any woman’s head.
I’m curious, what’s been edited, Female? Did your first post not come out as you intended. Well I’m sure that was either poor and obvious editing on my part or even more likely the computer’s fault. You know — the machine that does exactly as you instruct it and nothing more or less.
Yea that makes sense.
-Dick
October 16th, 2005 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
Let me try again then, just for you Dick. I made the comment that we now know that neural pathways in the brain increase in size, making connections to many other associated thoughts/emotions etc when activities or thoughts are repeated ad nauseum. Much like they are on this site, and I’m sure, in your rather boring brain.
Now don’t wander off now boys, I do have a point to all this, which you might find startling, scary even for the straight ones *cough*.
You’re all clearly obsessed with bitching about women, even though I just know you wouldn’t want to be categorised as gossipy bitches, but whatever, this means quite a lot of your brain activity would be devoted to negative feelings towards the fairer sex. This will translate into hostile behaviour when around females, who will respond by avoiding you like the plague. I’m therefore guessing that you all have wankers elbow and wrists with RSI. Please correct me even if I’m right, because I know that as you’re a male you’ll be unable to admit your wrong anyway.
October 16th, 2005 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
Oh and Christian honey, the placement of your Faaark comment after insinuating that women are the more emotional sex, completely cancels out your point.
October 16th, 2005 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
I have a riddle for you Female.
The Magna Carta, The Bible, and Your Post.
Give up?
The question is: what are three things that fucking no one has read?
-Dick
October 16th, 2005 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
By the tone of your response I’d be guessing that you have dick and I guess that makes you a no-one.
Don’t even try and argue semantics with me sweetheart.
October 16th, 2005 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
What?
-Dick
October 16th, 2005 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
You have read it, and you have a dick, either way makes you a nobody in society these days, doesn’t it? How the tables have turned, guess you have a right to feel pissed at the fact men are pretty much viewed and treated as second class citizens in the mass media now. But shit, it sure is funny.
October 17th, 2005 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
You’re saying if you have a dick or can read you’re a nobody? Is there a typo anywhere in there?
-Dick
October 17th, 2005 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
No typo there, Dick.
It seems Female has simply been misdirecting her own psychoses all along…
Truely another fine testament to your article; if therapy were included.
October 18th, 2005 at 12:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e618a67e1961
Q: How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Three! One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don’t fit right in the crotch!
Q: How do you stop a man from walking in circles?
A: Nail his other foot to the floor.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
October 18th, 2005 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Q: How long does it take a women to run out of joke premises?
A: 1, 2, thra-hee. 3.
-Dick
October 18th, 2005 at 3:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5329c61f03029
Makes you understand that it’s only males that make the best comedians without a doubt.
One day they will understand irony.
No, it’s not used on clothes.
October 18th, 2005 at 5:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Oh, the novelty of regurgitated, and stale decaying jokes…. What a smile you’ve brought to my face.
June 20th, 2006 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
An excellent headline backing up Dick’s point:
Rising number of female doctors sparks alert.
Main problems: the proportion of women who graduate falls short of the proportion who enrol, and when they do graduate they pick easy specialities.
-Big Al
August 27th, 2006 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Aha! Another fascinating facet of Female’s mind (a. k. a. intellect) I hadn’t envisioned before. Sadly only 4 left to discover.
August 27th, 2006 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Sadly, all are likely as good at permeating idiocy.
August 27th, 2006 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Jesting aside. What callous cruelty, at best indifference to life you exhibit.
Why don’t you outright suggest we be done away with right now?
Oh, I see. No repercussions, legal or otherwise, for doing away with a defenceless foetus, is there? Not so with citizens. You might even get a bullet in your bovine skull for attempting such a feat.
Indeed. Femininity at its peak of brightness.
How could anything aired or printed on media that features tampon ads be of any value or convey truth except by accident?
August 27th, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
No you never have a point and neural pathways in your brain(unsure one exist) do not connect to any thoughts but to worthless emotive membrane. Gossip consists of rumors and idle talk and we men use facts something you women despise.
Again you have disproved your own comment because you’re still here with all the hostile behavior. DuH! It seems to attract the rif-raf.
Dick has admittted being wrong a several occassions. You women never admit how stupid you are.
P.S. you’re not funny at all and like most women you’re boring as hell and troublesome. Now fuk off you femhag.
August 27th, 2006 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Can I take back what I said 20 seconds ago in the “Downloads” thread about Female’s posts being more valuable than Josh? Too bad.
-wolfe
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
hmmm out of curiosity what do you think of freud?( i have no idea if i spelt that right) he was a man and yet he started the whole psychology thing which led on to even more dumb things…understanding the human brain….easy let me do this
Male Brain: eat, sleep, eat, work, eat, fuck, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, start over again
Female Brain: eat, sleep, maybe work if i feel like it, call mother to complain that husband does nothing but sleep and eat, spontaneously start cleaning, sit and stare off into space, take a nap, feed kids, feed the husband who never stops eating, gossip, and start over again
:/ hmmm….that hardly seems like a fair assessment…ah well no ones perfect:)
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
i love irony :D ….hey…isnt that what we use to get wrinkles out of our clothes ;)
carlos mencia is no doubt one of the best comedians ever :D just to put something random…im female after all….
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Billy (461) Says:
August 27th, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
Female said:
Let me try again then, just for you Dick. I made the comment that we now know that neural pathways in the brain increase in size, making connections to many other associated thoughts/emotions etc when activities or thoughts are repeated ad nauseum. Much like they are on this site, and I’m sure, in your rather boring brain.
Now don’t wander off now boys, I do have a point to all this, which you might find startling, scary even for the straight ones *cough*.
You’re all clearly obsessed with bitching about women, even though I just know you wouldn’t want to be categorised as gossipy bitches, but whatever, this means quite a lot of your brain activity would be devoted to negative feelings towards the fairer sex. This will translate into hostile behaviour when around females, who will respond by avoiding you like the plague. I’m therefore guessing that you all have wankers elbow and wrists with RSI. Please correct me even if I’m right, because I know that as you’re a male you’ll be unable to admit your wrong anyway.
No you never have a point and neural pathways in your brain(unsure one exist) do not connect to any thoughts but to worthless emotive membrane. Gossip consists of rumors and idle talk and we men use facts something you women despise.
Again you have disproved your own comment because you’re still here with all the hostile behavior. DuH! It seems to attract the rif-raf.
Dick has admittted being wrong a several occassions. You women never admit how stupid you are.
P.S. you’re not funny at all and like most women you’re boring as hell and troublesome. Now fuk off you femhag.
*coughing politely* you made a grammatical error in this paragraph sir :) and femhag…thats cute ill have to remember that word :D and i must argue i have admitted to being stupid several times before when i am being stupid…not that im always stupid….sometimes i show signs of intelligence…but only sometimes of course:D
October 8th, 2007 at 4:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Common Dick, lets see you give birth. I highly doubt you could. Dipshit. It’d be like someone cutting your balls off. You cry just getting kicked.
Pussy.
October 8th, 2007 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
No, you’re the ‘proud pussy’ who ‘loves being a girl’ and then turns around and claims she’s manlier than any man. No one gives a shit, slut, and you’re spamming up the forums.
Yeah, we’re gay. Your baseless insults make us tremble - a street hooker with a hyper-inflated ego? Oh, shit, we’re fucking screwed - she’s going to kick us in the balls with her manicured foot!
Of course, you leave out the aftermath where the angry man beats the slut to within an inch of her life and then leaves her with her tits bleeding through her shirt for a wino to rape. Yeah, kicking someone in the crotch does not make you instantly superior to a man. Lets see how you would feel if a man kicked you in the pussy after you threatened to castrate him. You’d be crying on the floor as your twat bled out.
Now run along, dearie, this is no place for a shortie. It’s time for man-talk.
October 8th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 48eaca7872cc4
I already did. I berthed this site.
-Dick
October 9th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
October 9th, 2007 at 9:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Dick, yes you, I guess gave birth to this site. Yeah too bad it’s worse than that. ;] I think you used berthed a little wrong…..
October 10th, 2007 at 6:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
No, you’re just a stupid.
Good luck on the whole ‘getting konked up’ think - with that attitude, you’ll probably be left on the streets. Assuming you try to pull the old ‘rape’ card on him, which you will, if he’s a man he’ll order a hit on you.
Sorry we don’t worship sluts like you or worship you whores for the ‘goddesses’ you are. Just to set you straight, we know what manliness is. You don’t - you’re just the slutty little girl who has her pussy in a knot after daddy realized she was spending her ‘college budget’ on weed, blow, and abortions.
Now it’s time for man-talk, and we just aren’t interested in what you can hack out of your little heads. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.
October 10th, 2007 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Sorry we don’t worship sluts like you or worship you whores for the ‘goddesses’ you are.
Im sorry that I don’t worship freaks like you that will probably get a life sentence in prision for raping 20 women. Is that all that’s on your mind. Honestly. It really is somewhat revolting. No wait, I take that back. Completely and utterly disgusting.
First of all, I kinda got a scholorship, my ‘daddy’ didn’t pay for me to go to college. The only thing I have to pay for is the dorm room. Which my dad didn’t chip in. He has cancer now so maybe he never will. Think before you talk dipshit.
Now common, you’ve failed to prove I’m a slut of any kind. Any word that has the basic meaning of slut, like; whore, ho, prostitute, hooker, groupie. Whatever you can get your hands on to make you feel warm and fuzzy at night. Try to prove I’m any of those. Really, I’d like to see it.
As for you not wanting me here, I guess you’re going to have to get used to it, because you’ll be seeing my name around here plenty.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
No hope I think Dick could change you being around here real quick.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Oh really Mike, why would that be? Huh? It would be pretty useless you think? Can’t you take a little controversy?
October 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Thats why you are still here Hope, and the rest of you females, because men CAN handle it.
I have been to many female sites, blogs and other feminist places, and they always kick me out when I start asking hard questions. They do this because they cant fucking handle controversy, or any manner of pressure at all. The cry fowl everytime I point out their many inconsistancies and double standards.
So, the fact of the matter is your ass is still here, which proves once again, men are so much better than women.
Have a nice fucking day cum bag.
October 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
No? Feminist women are screwed up I will admit. But that’s only because while trying to state that they are equal, they slightly try to state they’re better. But whatever. Anyway, I love controversy. I’ll be here all day. I’m not the girly feminist women. Sorry.
But Mr. Omniscent, how am I a cum bag, I’d really like to hear that.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d01049f32a62
Only? You havent include things like screwing up marriages, encouraging hate, imposing laws against men… have you?
“Slightly”? Fuck no, they want hegemony over men. Real men wont bow the knee to feminism. I dont see whats your issue really. You seem to take offense at the slightest of insults. See “cum bag”, “slut” etc. When you are here on this site uninvited, abusive and/or condescending, expect the same vile treatment returned. Dick has already explictly stated: This is a man’s only site and the men are being gracious by even responding to you.
October 12th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
What laws? Name some and I’ll try to understand where you’re coming from.
But no, real men have respect. Real men aren’t ignorant and understand that not everybody’s the same and you can’t generalized or catoragize anybody.
So nice going. Way to prove you’re a real man.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
I don’t know douche. Maybe like the quotas the government meets when hiring. Unless you have a set of balls you don’t need to say what a real man is.
Don’t you have something to be cooking?
October 12th, 2007 at 10:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
@ Hope: Look at Mike’s respond and the Ontario Bill (Canada).
October 13th, 2007 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
No no, trust me Mike, I know plenty of men that agree. Let’s start with Matt. Close friend of mine. Thinks the website is full of ‘douches’.
Don’t you have somethine to be fixing?
Which Ontario Bill. There’s a lot. Which number?
October 13th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
He’s only a close friend because he’s either gay or trying to get laid. Go make dinner.
October 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
No, I have plenty of close guy friends. And he’s probably gotten laid more than your pathetic ass has. Trust me hes not gay. Go change oil.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
A guy friend? No just a guy who hasn’t screwed you yet.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Gee, I’d hate to be your friend. You know, some people actually, believe it or not, have platonic relationships.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
=O Imagine that Mike.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Touche.
October 13th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c3ad53281e7c1
How saddening, and sickening the actual female mindset is when it has to deal with power and responsibility. It doesn’t actually realize what it is saying, however it gives this entire site creedence.
-Strength and Honor-
October 13th, 2007 at 6:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair you know nothing of the male mind. Some guy may be your friend, but he has at one time sized you up for sex. He may now no longer care to actually sleep with you but he will let you do other things. Wake up.
October 13th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
@ Hope: http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/s/s-misc/stevenson062303.htm
@ Female: Isnt that being a facist? What a hypocrite.
October 13th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I wouldn’t be so sure about that buddy.
By “other things”, am I right if I assume you mean sexually orientated activities? If I am, he may have at one point, however if he does not think that way anymore, it means that you have what is called a platonic relationship. There-fore he is not “just a guy who hasn’t screwed you yet..”
October 13th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Platonic relationship means no sex. It doesn’t mean he wouldn’t let you do him a favor. Probably a 90% chance of that.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
No. Your wrong. Platonic love is free of sexual desire and can be quite spiritual in nature.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:26 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
It is free of sex. But not sexual desire. Sorry. Your guy friends haven’t done you. Big deal. But the majority of them would let you skin your knees.
October 14th, 2007 at 12:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Eww…that is really gross. Why would you talk like that? Anyway, it really does mean free of sexual desire. Seriously, I’m 100% sure, look it up. I bet you I’m right.
October 14th, 2007 at 1:22 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
You may look at it like that, but I assure you they don’t. Given the chance most of your “platonic” guy friends would let you do that.
October 14th, 2007 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Did you look up? I’m right aren’t I? Anyway, I don’t know why you had to be so filthy before.
October 14th, 2007 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Your definition is not the most commonly one used. I can tell you for fact what I stated previously about your “platonic” guy friends is true. Your proud about being wrong about everything else, but semi-right about one thing.
It’s amusing you females always say we don’t know you. But yet you profess you know all about us.
October 14th, 2007 at 2:31 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
And you
If I were to act like the majority of people that I have encountered here, I would now resort to calling you derogitive names of a sexual nature, categorize you into the most unfavorable stereotypical groups, and claim I know everything about you thus making the prior statements true. But I wont. You know why though? Because it only weakens your character to do so, shows a severe lack of communication skills, debating skills and a limited vocabulary. Seen as most of you take most of the females on this site as representatives of females, I shan’t do that.
October 14