Doctor? I Hardly Knew Her!
If there’s one thing that women can’t do as well as men more than anything else, it’s be a doctor.
Men have been being doctors since the beginning of time. Thousands of men throughout history have devoted their lives to it in such a way that the wake of their mantastic sacrifices reverberate all throughout history — which is every man’s true goal.
Every woman’s true goal is to make everyone around her sorry for everything they ever fucking did.
First let me be clear on something. A doctor is someone who deals in medicine, prescriptions, surgery — things of a medical nature for which an expensive education and a government licensed certification are required. Things that do not make you a doctor are dealings in: yoga, herbs, Feng Shui, massage therapy, tons other bullshit. This is an important distinction to make because women are good at all those things. Women are attracted to that kind of feel good, new age, weirdo malarkey like flies to pigs and pigs to shit. However, while they may be good at them, none of those things have any kind of medical use or purpose — except to waste time.
They don’t make you a goddamn doctor either. That’s why there’s no abbreviation for guru, like Gr. Bobby Sinclair. You can touch your ankle to the back of your head? That’s great, but the state medical board doesn’t give a shit and neither does anyone with a broken ass.
Being a doctor is a high pressure job where lives hang in the balance every day and one fuck up can cost you even worse — millions of dollars. High pressure? Have you ever seen a women drive a car to a sporting event? Good luck, she won’t ever do it because the extreme pressure of waiting in a fucking line and letting dickheads cut her off would make her head explode. Watch a woman drive in traffic. The moment she senses any pressure at all — and I mean any, something as simple as changing lanes — she crumbles like a card house built out of Graham crackers.
When it comes to pressure, women are a complete joke. Women can handle pressure as well as they handle giving birth — pathetically and while looking for the nearest man to scream at and/or physically abuse the whole time.
I’m sure I don’t even need to say that being a doctor also requires logic and problem solving skills. Women have none of those. The only thing women should be doing in a hospital is wearing nurse outfits. That doesn’t mean they should be nurses either, just wear the outfits.
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You have read it, and you have a dick, either way makes you a nobody in society these days, doesn’t it? How the tables have turned, guess you have a right to feel pissed at the fact men are pretty much viewed and treated as second class citizens in the mass media now. But shit, it sure is funny.
What?
-Dick
By the tone of your response I’d be guessing that you have dick and I guess that makes you a no-one.
Don’t even try and argue semantics with me sweetheart.
I have a riddle for you Female.
The Magna Carta, The Bible, and Your Post.
Give up?
The question is: what are three things that fucking no one has read?
-Dick
Oh and Christian honey, the placement of your Faaark comment after insinuating that women are the more emotional sex, completely cancels out your point.
Let me try again then, just for you Dick. I made the comment that we now know that neural pathways in the brain increase in size, making connections to many other associated thoughts/emotions etc when activities or thoughts are repeated ad nauseum. Much like they are on this site, and I’m sure, in your rather boring brain.
Now don’t wander off now boys, I do have a point to all this, which you might find startling, scary even for the straight ones *cough*.
You’re all clearly obsessed with bitching about women, even though I just know you wouldn’t want to be categorised as gossipy bitches, but whatever, this means quite a lot of your brain activity would be devoted to negative feelings towards the fairer sex. This will translate into hostile behaviour when around females, who will respond by avoiding you like the plague. I’m therefore guessing that you all have wankers elbow and wrists with RSI. Please correct me even if I’m right, because I know that as you’re a male you’ll be unable to admit your wrong anyway.
Nice one, Big Al. The sarcasm will soar well above any woman’s head.
I’m curious, what’s been edited, Female? Did your first post not come out as you intended. Well I’m sure that was either poor and obvious editing on my part or even more likely the computer’s fault. You know — the machine that does exactly as you instruct it and nothing more or less.
Yea that makes sense.
-Dick
Into witchery, voodoo, have to check their stars daily.
They set themselves up to be miserable.
Get the lifeboat out we are triping on the emotional ocean again….
ohhh, no !
Her stars says that “She is going to have a not nice day” ! Call oprah.
Faaaakkkk.
Notice how they slow down when the traffic light are green or they stop at roudabout ?
Isn’t the theory concerning roundabouts to keep the traffic moving ?
No to women ofcourse, they have to have time to agonize first.
Not editing, DELETING, Female. I can’t find an intelligent female post on the whole damned site.
Editing all intelligent female posts are we? Guess that’s what you’ve got to do when you’ve got no logical comeback.
Your mothers all made the wrong decision when they chose not to terminate.
Life must be so easy for those with intelligence quotients
…and what is worse than a patronizing git is someone who won’t deploy logic and reason, but just reverts to personal insults.
Dick has his own colourfully idiosyncratic style of expressing himself, but there is a deep rational sense underneath. The male approach to medical health is to observe, diagnose, understand, formulate cures and treat. Without letting personal emotions or any other obstacles get in the way. That’s why it works and medicine is able to advance. Much the same way as an argument can advance to a sensible conclusion if tackled in the right way.
If women adopt this approach, they can be successful practitioners too. But if they cop out and head for the modern equivalent of the snake oil salesman, they won’t improve anyone’s lives; only their own bank balances - which has to be the attraction I guess.
Dick’s other point is that you have to learn to work with pressure. Men are good at that because they are used to taking responsibility. They have no-one else to pass the buck to, so they learn to handle the buck. But by the time women reach adulthood they have been so indoctrinated with the certainty that the buck is nothing to do with them, that if anyone dares to pass it to them they either drop it like it was a scorpion or just throw it at the nearest male in sight. That’s why they just love jobs where the risk of shipping the blame if something goes wrong is as far removed as possible. And all the better if you can pose as an expert at the same time.
Good point Dick.
You know what’s worse than a woman hater?
A patronizing git.
Kali,
If you wanted to say “dick head”, then you should have said it in the first place. Typical woman run-around. Also, the evolutionary ladder you hear people refering to is actually merely a figurative one.
-Dick
dick materson (or should i say dick head?)… you’re not worth my time. i can’t ever take woman fearing assholes like you seriously. i feel sorry for you. hope you grow a brain some day. meanwhile, your so called bullshit research on male superiority is soooo pathetic that it astounds me that your ancestors managed to evolve considering morons tend to fall off the evolutionary ladder…