Doctor? I Hardly Knew Her!
If there’s one thing that women can’t do as well as men more than anything else, it’s be a doctor.
Men have been being doctors since the beginning of time. Thousands of men throughout history have devoted their lives to it in such a way that the wake of their mantastic sacrifices reverberate all throughout history — which is every man’s true goal.
Every woman’s true goal is to make everyone around her sorry for everything they ever fucking did.
First let me be clear on something. A doctor is someone who deals in medicine, prescriptions, surgery — things of a medical nature for which an expensive education and a government licensed certification are required. Things that do not make you a doctor are dealings in: yoga, herbs, Feng Shui, massage therapy, tons other bullshit. This is an important distinction to make because women are good at all those things. Women are attracted to that kind of feel good, new age, weirdo malarkey like flies to pigs and pigs to shit. However, while they may be good at them, none of those things have any kind of medical use or purpose — except to waste time.
They don’t make you a goddamn doctor either. That’s why there’s no abbreviation for guru, like Gr. Bobby Sinclair. You can touch your ankle to the back of your head? That’s great, but the state medical board doesn’t give a shit and neither does anyone with a broken ass.
Being a doctor is a high pressure job where lives hang in the balance every day and one fuck up can cost you even worse — millions of dollars. High pressure? Have you ever seen a women drive a car to a sporting event? Good luck, she won’t ever do it because the extreme pressure of waiting in a fucking line and letting dickheads cut her off would make her head explode. Watch a woman drive in traffic. The moment she senses any pressure at all — and I mean any, something as simple as changing lanes — she crumbles like a card house built out of Graham crackers.
When it comes to pressure, women are a complete joke. Women can handle pressure as well as they handle giving birth — pathetically and while looking for the nearest man to scream at and/or physically abuse the whole time.
I’m sure I don’t even need to say that being a doctor also requires logic and problem solving skills. Women have none of those. The only thing women should be doing in a hospital is wearing nurse outfits. That doesn’t mean they should be nurses either, just wear the outfits.
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Dick, yes you, I guess gave birth to this site. Yeah too bad it’s worse than that. ;] I think you used berthed a little wrong…..
I already did. I berthed this site.
-Dick
No, you’re the ‘proud pussy’ who ‘loves being a girl’ and then turns around and claims she’s manlier than any man. No one gives a shit, slut, and you’re spamming up the forums.
Yeah, we’re gay. Your baseless insults make us tremble - a street hooker with a hyper-inflated ego? Oh, shit, we’re fucking screwed - she’s going to kick us in the balls with her manicured foot!
Of course, you leave out the aftermath where the angry man beats the slut to within an inch of her life and then leaves her with her tits bleeding through her shirt for a wino to rape. Yeah, kicking someone in the crotch does not make you instantly superior to a man. Lets see how you would feel if a man kicked you in the pussy after you threatened to castrate him. You’d be crying on the floor as your twat bled out.
Now run along, dearie, this is no place for a shortie. It’s time for man-talk.
Common Dick, lets see you give birth. I highly doubt you could. Dipshit. It’d be like someone cutting your balls off. You cry just getting kicked.
Pussy.
Billy (461) Says:
August 27th, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
Female said:
Let me try again then, just for you Dick. I made the comment that we now know that neural pathways in the brain increase in size, making connections to many other associated thoughts/emotions etc when activities or thoughts are repeated ad nauseum. Much like they are on this site, and I’m sure, in your rather boring brain.
Now don’t wander off now boys, I do have a point to all this, which you might find startling, scary even for the straight ones *cough*.
You’re all clearly obsessed with bitching about women, even though I just know you wouldn’t want to be categorised as gossipy bitches, but whatever, this means quite a lot of your brain activity would be devoted to negative feelings towards the fairer sex. This will translate into hostile behaviour when around females, who will respond by avoiding you like the plague. I’m therefore guessing that you all have wankers elbow and wrists with RSI. Please correct me even if I’m right, because I know that as you’re a male you’ll be unable to admit your wrong anyway.
No you never have a point and neural pathways in your brain(unsure one exist) do not connect to any thoughts but to worthless emotive membrane. Gossip consists of rumors and idle talk and we men use facts something you women despise.
Again you have disproved your own comment because you’re still here with all the hostile behavior. DuH! It seems to attract the rif-raf.
Dick has admittted being wrong a several occassions. You women never admit how stupid you are.
P.S. you’re not funny at all and like most women you’re boring as hell and troublesome. Now fuk off you femhag.
*coughing politely* you made a grammatical error in this paragraph sir :) and femhag…thats cute ill have to remember that word :D and i must argue i have admitted to being stupid several times before when i am being stupid…not that im always stupid….sometimes i show signs of intelligence…but only sometimes of course:D
i love irony :D ….hey…isnt that what we use to get wrinkles out of our clothes ;)
carlos mencia is no doubt one of the best comedians ever :D just to put something random…im female after all….
hmmm out of curiosity what do you think of freud?( i have no idea if i spelt that right) he was a man and yet he started the whole psychology thing which led on to even more dumb things…understanding the human brain….easy let me do this
Male Brain: eat, sleep, eat, work, eat, fuck, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, start over again
Female Brain: eat, sleep, maybe work if i feel like it, call mother to complain that husband does nothing but sleep and eat, spontaneously start cleaning, sit and stare off into space, take a nap, feed kids, feed the husband who never stops eating, gossip, and start over again
:/ hmmm….that hardly seems like a fair assessment…ah well no ones perfect:)
Can I take back what I said 20 seconds ago in the “Downloads” thread about Female’s posts being more valuable than Josh? Too bad.
-wolfe
No you never have a point and neural pathways in your brain(unsure one exist) do not connect to any thoughts but to worthless emotive membrane. Gossip consists of rumors and idle talk and we men use facts something you women despise.
Again you have disproved your own comment because you’re still here with all the hostile behavior. DuH! It seems to attract the rif-raf.
Dick has admittted being wrong a several occassions. You women never admit how stupid you are.
P.S. you’re not funny at all and like most women you’re boring as hell and troublesome. Now fuk off you femhag.
Jesting aside. What callous cruelty, at best indifference to life you exhibit.
Why don’t you outright suggest we be done away with right now?
Oh, I see. No repercussions, legal or otherwise, for doing away with a defenceless foetus, is there? Not so with citizens. You might even get a bullet in your bovine skull for attempting such a feat.
Indeed. Femininity at its peak of brightness.
How could anything aired or printed on media that features tampon ads be of any value or convey truth except by accident?
Sadly, all are likely as good at permeating idiocy.
Aha! Another fascinating facet of Female’s mind (a. k. a. intellect) I hadn’t envisioned before. Sadly only 4 left to discover.
An excellent headline backing up Dick’s point:
Rising number of female doctors sparks alert.
Main problems: the proportion of women who graduate falls short of the proportion who enrol, and when they do graduate they pick easy specialities.
-Big Al
Oh, the novelty of regurgitated, and stale decaying jokes…. What a smile you’ve brought to my face.
Makes you understand that it’s only males that make the best comedians without a doubt.
One day they will understand irony.
No, it’s not used on clothes.
Q: How long does it take a women to run out of joke premises?
A: 1, 2, thra-hee. 3.
-Dick
Q: How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Three! One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don’t fit right in the crotch!
Q: How do you stop a man from walking in circles?
A: Nail his other foot to the floor.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
No typo there, Dick.
It seems Female has simply been misdirecting her own psychoses all along…
Truely another fine testament to your article; if therapy were included.
You’re saying if you have a dick or can read you’re a nobody? Is there a typo anywhere in there?
-Dick