Doctor? I Hardly Knew Her!
If there’s one thing that women can’t do as well as men more than anything else, it’s be a doctor.
Men have been being doctors since the beginning of time. Thousands of men throughout history have devoted their lives to it in such a way that the wake of their mantastic sacrifices reverberate all throughout history — which is every man’s true goal.
Every woman’s true goal is to make everyone around her sorry for everything they ever fucking did.
First let me be clear on something. A doctor is someone who deals in medicine, prescriptions, surgery — things of a medical nature for which an expensive education and a government licensed certification are required. Things that do not make you a doctor are dealings in: yoga, herbs, Feng Shui, massage therapy, tons other bullshit. This is an important distinction to make because women are good at all those things. Women are attracted to that kind of feel good, new age, weirdo malarkey like flies to pigs and pigs to shit. However, while they may be good at them, none of those things have any kind of medical use or purpose — except to waste time.
They don’t make you a goddamn doctor either. That’s why there’s no abbreviation for guru, like Gr. Bobby Sinclair. You can touch your ankle to the back of your head? That’s great, but the state medical board doesn’t give a shit and neither does anyone with a broken ass.
Being a doctor is a high pressure job where lives hang in the balance every day and one fuck up can cost you even worse — millions of dollars. High pressure? Have you ever seen a women drive a car to a sporting event? Good luck, she won’t ever do it because the extreme pressure of waiting in a fucking line and letting dickheads cut her off would make her head explode. Watch a woman drive in traffic. The moment she senses any pressure at all — and I mean any, something as simple as changing lanes — she crumbles like a card house built out of Graham crackers.
When it comes to pressure, women are a complete joke. Women can handle pressure as well as they handle giving birth — pathetically and while looking for the nearest man to scream at and/or physically abuse the whole time.
I’m sure I don’t even need to say that being a doctor also requires logic and problem solving skills. Women have none of those. The only thing women should be doing in a hospital is wearing nurse outfits. That doesn’t mean they should be nurses either, just wear the outfits.
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Hey, Mike’s the one recriminating the fact that he was wrong. That’s all you guys live for, recriminating.
She, like all women, refuse to admit that they are wrong. Ever . What a fucking moron.
Putting an apostrophe in the same word is stupid. But not knowing how to spell makes you smart how?
All men do. What men don’t like is women who assume they’re being sexually aggressive and then faulting men for not being turned on by desperation.
-Dick
Who doesn’t like them, dipshit?
Completely wrong.
-Dick
Oooer. So Dick likes his sexually aggressive women. Well, well!
Common is slang for come on. If it wasn’t it’d be common. Like typical. Would have and would of in this case are homophones. Especially was a typo because i forgot the e. Without the vowel it wouldn’t make much sence. So not as big of a deal. Something you learn in junior high. Something that’s an easy mistake. Not wan’t.
Mind shutting the fuck up about grammar, spelling or english in general now?
Completely wrong.
-Dick
Well if you want to be treated respectfully, learn what an apostrophe is used for. I knew in fourth grade. How old are you? Common, Clair just informed you, in a respectful way. Apparently you can’t return the favor.
How do I know how a guy feels? I have numberous platonic relationships and a brother that happens to be really close to me. If a guy says I have a nice ass, I take it as a compliment, as if he would of said i had nice eyes. But once he says something like you have nice breasts, then I get a little protective. At least get to know me, ya know?
Ha women aren’t the only ones playing games. The number one definition of game is amusement. Now if men don’t have sex to amuse themselves…. Espcially with the lack of emotion put into it.
Sexual comments are odd territory because so much depends on context and intention and on the relationship between the two involved.
It is possible for a man to make a woman feel very self-concious by making sexual remarks about her, but then sometimes it can be a joke which the man and the woman say similar remarks to each other. Sexual remarks can also be flattering.
It is also possible for a woman to make sexual remarks to a man that make him feel really uncomfortable. As far as I understand, not many men seem to like females that are sexually aggressive with them. Then again it depends on context and on the relationship between the two people involved.
Clair shut the fuck up. I made the same mistake repeatedly. The grammatical error was a mistake. At least I spelled the word right. You have spelled numerous words wrong repeatedly. In fact your sentence structure has been atrocious. It doesn’t matter if you corrected me, I wasn’t listening.
How do you know how a guy feels when a girl makes a sexual comment to him? You don’t. It’s just the way you women justify treating men in ways you don’t want to be. Seriously. You say to a guy he has a nice ass and he’s supposed to be falling all over himself. He does it to you, and it’s wrong. It’s not the fault of men that women can’t take things the way they do. Don’t make excuses for women. You wan’t to be valued for more than your private parts?
Quit acting like men owe you something. Maybe equally important, quit playing games with sex.
Well, isnt it correct?
hmm, no
Well, isnt it correct?
You’re more matured than me? Ha yeaaaaaaaah, keep thinking like that bud.
Abaddon, yes it is different. When a girl makes a sexual remark about a guy, he feels good. His self confidence boosts. Not all the time, but most of the time. But when a guy does the same thing to a girl, she takes it really offending. She wouldn’t if there wasn’t guys pressing into her mind that her vagina is the only thing that makes her worth while.
MansVoice, about that grammar, that wasn’t to you……. It was to Mike, so chill.
Mike and MansVoice, have you heard of a word called a typo. Mike’s grammatical error wasn’t a mistake. He made it over and over again. I already spelt like right in the same post. So sorry I made a typo. But most of all, sorry you have to resort to making fun of a typo.
Hope you don’t need your families support to go off to war. If you need a cheerleader, then you don’t need to go. If mommy has to tell you it will be allright, think of what your fellow soldiers will have to do. This isn’t the type of person the military is after in the first place.
If you don’t want men to make sexual remarks then watch the way you dress and act. Look and act like a whore, get treated like one. The women who do this are doing it because they love the attention. What other reason could a woman have for her whole rack hanging out?
None. She is doing it for the attention. Or to attract a sexual partner. So you women need to come off your pedestal and admit how much you like sex. This is why men say women are only good for it. You deny you like it and play games with it.
If you would like to get on the grammar kick like Clair, go ahead. Before you thought you schooled me you fucked up yourself. What’s liek? Didn’t you say talk like a dipshit, get treated like a dipshit? You can try to suck as much pole as you want, but most men here mean what they say.
Once again theres another woman trying to play the fuckin all women have good intent and all men have bad. So just because a guy wants to sleep with a woman, all of a sudden he is labeled the big bad wolf. Our natural purpose in life is to procreate, its fucking stupid to want to go against that, because if everyone decided to stop having sex, there’d be no more humans on this planet. Women want sex just as much as men do, but have been trained by these feminists its wrong until you are controlling the man first.
Most guys will be more interested in getting to know women if they diddn’t try to put hoops to jump through in the first place, all those hoops do is build mistrust and leave both parties frustrated, eventually ruining what could have possibly been a good relationship. Do not listing to the feminazi’s teachings, look what it has done to marriages, never in my life have i seen so many newly weds get divorced in such a short time.
Stop, so what you’re saying is that there is a “different” reason why women get offended when guys make sexual remarks correct? Did you read anything that I said before Hope? Think about it.
So women don’t think these things at all when they make the same remarks. Is that what you’re saying Hope?
-Strength and Honor-
Well men feel that way because women havent proven themselves to be useful besides propagating the species. All the things that women have done (besides giving birth), men can easily accomplish.
Men are gracious. When a woman reaches a certain rank in the Navy say Admiral, we praise her. She has achieved a feat which women have failed to do being the pioneer but has she beaten men? No. Still, men view women as the “special olympics”.
“Ok, that would be embarrasing for a man but she’s a woman so I suppose she qualifies”.
I am way more matured than you. Insulting you doesnt make me immatured. You have insulted me, I responded as such. Dont be a sanctimonious bitch and tell me to “grow up”. You can “fuck off” like I said, who are YOU to tell me what to do?
You cant even spell “LIKE” so why not SHUT the FUCK UP about grammar? I know the explanation for an apostrophe and I dont need the sarcasm of “too bad you can’t”. Dont talk so much shit if you cant even spell.
I talk to you how I want. This is a site created for men. If you cant dig the insults directed at whores/cunts/bitches(otherwise known as women like you), fuck off.