Haha, kidding. But it would be funny, eh? Unfortunately, that would probably set feminism back a ways. Men are far to fragile to fight with logic and/or comedic irony.

My mother is an optometrist with her own practice, where half of her patients are men- would these men come back to their female doctor if they weren’t happy? No.

Furthermore, my mother has saved many lives because, while her specialty is the eyes, she’s been able to read symptoms that translate into other conditions. Ex. she once realized through her checkups that a patient was about to have a stroke (something that you don’t actually check for as an eye doctor) and got her to the hospital a day before the event took place and saved her life – I’m pretty sure the patient’s other male doctors were supposed to pick up the strokes. I’d also say that she must’ve had problem solving skills in order to connect those dots and to successfully diagnose conditions she wasn’t supposed to be looking for.

Furthermore, we run into her patients everywhere we go, and they never fail to point out to me (the person they just met) how much they love their doctor and how she’s the best they’ve ever had. Clearly, women can be excellent doctors.

Women love their men as stupid as possible. Especially for marriage and “relationship”. After all, no smart man worth anything would ever get married.

• Bone her.
• Towel-off big Jim and the twins
• and the get the fuck out.

And real men don’t bone “Moms” either.

We bone sisters, wives, girlfriends and best friends.

hope said:

Hey, Mike’s the one recriminating the fact that he was wrong. That’s all you guys live for, recriminating.

Dick, I would really like to see you give birth to a baby. Even to be pregnant. Not an easy task. Not all women scream and yell either, thank you very much. I did it without medication and I did not yell scream or cry and it hurt like hell so you can take that little comment elsewhere. That was over the top, and very unfair. You can not make a statement like that unless you have been there.

son of the suns said:
Alexander the Great just rolled out of his tomb and said “George Bush makes me look like a joke.”

Excuse me, but you’re comparing bush the moron to one of the titans of Human history?! Let’s see…Alex the Great was a student of Aristotle. He built an empire that stretched from the Adriatic to India in a dozen years, in a time when the fastest medium of transportation was the horse. Unlike Bush, a coward who didn’t go to war and who commands his troops from his office without ever risking his life, Alexander was the first man of his army to charge against the enemy, and he was injured in battle several times. A man of science and culture, he took several scientists with him to catalog all species they found and geographers to map the land. Compare this to Bush, who has never read a book for pleasure or out of curiosity in his entire life and is proud of this! Bush is a moron, a fucking retard and the worst pieCe of shit in the World. How can you praise this man and dare to compare him to Alex the Great is beyond me. And even more horryfying, say that Bush is better than Alex!!!!!! WTF?!!!!!!!!

P Coderch

Bill Clinton allowed 9/11 to happen? Do you mind explaining that? Bill Clinton was a pig. What he has done speaks for itself. The stupid mistake he made doesn’t mean all men are pigs, yet a lot of them tend to do the same thing. Same theory with women and being sluts. But no matter what mistake he made, his sex life shouldn’t, and in my case doesn’t, interfere with politics. Don’t mix public and personal.

Bush has destroyed all visable remnants of Al Queda in Afghanistan and Iraq, hasn’t killed Bin Laden yet but has completely cut him off from any kind of command structure and thus made him as useless as you. Also the entire Middle East is on the verge of being more peaceful in history with less troops than ever.

Alexander the Great just rolled out of his tomb and said “George Bush makes me look like a joke.”

But what are facts and reality to a bleeding primate like you when the charming smile of a sexual deviant in a tie is so much more comforting.

MansVoice said:

Clair said:
But instead you took it as an attack, not even considering the possibility that I was actually being nice.

*cough* Hypocrite *cough*.

How?

hope said:

Oh no son of the suns. I’ve heard multiple times that being sexually aggressive makes you a slut.

No bud, common is slang for come on, as well as c’mon. But talking about hypocrites RobC, Clinton has more experience than any other canidates. Bill Clinton wasn’t as near as terrible of a president as Bush. He was actually pretty good. So grow up kid.

Hope, I couldn’t give a fuck what you think about Bill Clinton or George “Dubb-ya” Bush because I don’t give a fuck about either of them. I am not an american so I don’t have to put up with your national policies but I am someone who spent 11 years under Margaret Thatcher who, in her early years, didn’t do too bad a job, mainly because she listened to her male Cabinet members and also rode the back of The Falklands War to secure another election victory. But her policies afterwards, when she started to ignore the advice around her, because in her stupid female mind she decided she was invincible, she ran the country as she saw fit and virtually brought the UK to its knees economically and the country STILL hasn’t recovered. Fortunately the world wasn’t in the kind of crisis it is in now and, as powerful as it used to be, the British Empire doesn’t make the world tremble at its knees anymore. However, America is in the driving seat where the world is concerned and the thought of a woman behind the wheel in International Politics today sure scares the fuck out of me and it should scare the fuck out of every male voter in the USA. The women will love her and vote for her purely because she is a woman which highlights the foolishness of allowing women to vote in the first place.

As you can see from my comment I am a LONG way from being a kid and certainly have no need to “grow up” as you so put it. Typical of a female; unable to put a point forward without resorting to cheap insults. And you can sit there and shout for as long as you have a hole in your arse, but “Common” is not a slang term for come on. Well, at least not in England, the home of the English language.