Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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Excuse you, I am perfectly logical.
This age is wonderful, we are more free than adults and able to appriciate it.
Nicole, I don’t think it’s hormones with you. I remember when I was close to your age. I, too, was just as illogical. I have my journal notes to prove it.
Your mind hasn’t fully developed yet. I know it’s very easy to believe that you know what you are talking about but - like most teens - you don’t, and are too proud to admit it.
Rape is a serious issue, and unlike you I am able to take it seriously.
How typical of you to blame ‘hormones’.
I suppose your ruled by testosterone. ‘Me Dick… me throw rock… me mate…..’
Looks like your hormones got away from you there.
-Dick
When did I ever call you a rapist?
So because I point out the fact that women invent rapes, I am labeled a rapist. What a fanatical world you live in.
-Dick
And no men are not punished enough for this, there is about a 5% conviction rate.
I suppose you would call that justice.
‘invented’
I can tell you are one of those guys who thinks if you go on a date with a women you can automatically have sex with her.
With about consent sex is ALWAYS rape.
Rape in marriage is illegal to, theres no excuse.
Untrue. A great deal of rape is invented by women. Since men are punished for it, a logical man would say that the woman in fact raped herself.
-Dick
Yes Dick, but what you failed to recognise is that almost all rapes are committed by men.
But can you recognise this? Nope.
Christian here is even pretending no one has ever been raped ‘Raping women is just another feminist construct’
Congrats Dick, someone more oblivious than you has come along.
It was “Apparently, men are better than women at not getting raped.” It wasn’t an article. It was only a comment. And it’s true.
-Dick
Wow, men are better at abusing children is the practised ground for your obnoxious sex.
Raping women is just another feminist construct.
Murdering children is a female’s specialty.
Where’s the boyfriend Nicole, allowed you back on the web after your little hissy fit.
Isn’t that nice.
‘Men are better than women at beating women’
Thats almost as hilarious as your ‘men are better at raping than women’ article.
Guess what Dick thats not a good thing. Whats next men are better at murdering? Men are better at abusing children?
Get a clue.
As a man it’s your prerogative to disagree with whatever you please. Completely masculine kudos for exercising that right.
-Dick
As much as I enjoy this site I cannot agree with your statements Dick, in my view if a person too stupid to make decisions for themselves, then evolution will eventually come into play. However I do agree that women are as violent (if not more so) as men, and that many times their violence is unfocused or undirected, meaning she doesn’t care what she hits, as long as she hits something.
Well said in typical masculine style, Dick.
Just wanted to throw out a tip for the other men here. I have found that a good swat on a woman’s nose with a rolled up newspaper is usually enough to say, “I mean business.” Women sometimes repond by getting a bit surly, perhaps even crying, but a second swat usually quiets them down.