Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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January 22nd, 2006 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Find her very very original posts (not on this thread) and let me know if I’m in the wrong. If I am, I will apologise.
January 23rd, 2006 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 569f85f5b5e41
Weren’t you in the middle of fucking off, Female? Did you get distracted by something shiny?
-Dick
January 23rd, 2006 at 4:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Nicole if you are dumb enough to take females advise on debating then I can just picture you in the courtroom:
Nicole: Your honour. The prosecutor is biased against my client and I can tell that my client is going to receive a virdict of guilty. I would like to protest by dropping the case and leaving the courtroom.
Judge: Well fuck off then.
January 23rd, 2006 at 4:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
LMAO. Ah, you’re such a laff Geez, such a laff. Dick, how can I leave when there’s wit such as this around?
January 23rd, 2006 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Apparently you cant. Looks like you’re having trouble deciding which one of you is laughing though.
Are you sure it wasnt supposed to be FemaleMark2?
January 23rd, 2006 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Uh oh! Nice bust, Geeza. Long live the IP Man Hash.
-Dick
January 23rd, 2006 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 036c790921b2a
Another female/female2 and another fake.
“Untruthfulness, organic untruthfulness, characterises both types, and accordingly all women. It is quite wrong to say that women lie. That would imply that they sometimes speak the truth. Sincerity, pro foro interno et externo, is the virtue of all others of which women are absolutely incapable, which is impossible for them! . . .”
I love Otto Weininger, really knows them and sees them for what they really are.
January 24th, 2006 at 3:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 682b6c01ada1d
I believe the point that female is trying to make is that when I came on this website my intentions were to defend the equality of all people. Somewhere along the way through all the personal insults from Dick, about my maturity, intelligence and even appearance, I realised my ‘please don’t be judgemental about all women’ tactics were not going to work. So I began playing by your rules, I admit to the odd insult and illogical points, I don’t pretend to be perfect.
You know, before I came on this website I had no idea that there were this many men who had such disrespectful thoughts about women, I guess you just don’t voice them. I also had no idea that there were so few men willing to say a good word about us. Is it just that they are not on this website? Or can it really be that there are no good men out there?
January 24th, 2006 at 4:37 am - IP Man-Hash: b4c80fde1131b
Until the last few days in which you’ve been pretty nasty, my opinion of you was that you are a person who hasn’t lost the decency and innocence in her and who sincerely, though mistakenly, believes that feminism is really all about equality. Now this post of yours shows I was probably right. But you see, we are not buying it any more when you play those idiotic games. And you played by your rules, not ours.
If you try being logical and open-minded about the issue, I believe you will see in the end that for most women, ‘equality’ is just a mask covering their male-hatred and envy. That’s why we’re so allergic to it. When the topic is science, they say we’re equal, otherwise they will say that women are so fantastic in this and that and women can even read cats’ facial expressions(wow!) and men are only pigs. You see, we’re not buying it any more.
If you refuse to be logical about the subject, however, you’ll end up being a feminist bitch, most probably one who refuses to be a feminist and it will cost you all that’s good in you.
January 24th, 2006 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: b4c80fde1131b
…denies being a feminist, actually.
January 24th, 2006 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 430f4bfbf8b4b
Nickhole
‘my intentions were to defend the equality of all people.”
No, your a liar.
You already know what the name of this site is and you deliberately set about trying to convince us, (like the other hyve mind femme)that your moronic sex is somehow superior. A task that both of you have failed miserably.
Each and every post just keeps on reminding us what “wimmin” are really all about and it sure as hell ain’t about anything else but yourselves.
I wonder why the words “attention whore” comes to mind.
January 24th, 2006 at 9:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 430f4bfbf8b4b
3. Most feminists don’t really want equality.
One good example of this phenomenon comes from a recent argument I had with one of the stars of The Vagina Monologues. She wrote me to complain about a column I published criticizing that infamous feminist play. She told me she was “offended� and “hurt� by my critique. I then asked her whether the flashing “vagina� sign in front of the school was offensive to the Greek Orthodox or Baptist churches located nearby. She responded by saying that she “didn’t give a sh*t� what they thought. It mattered very much that she was offended. It didn’t matter at all that she had offended others. (Take a moment to look up the word “sociopath� in the dictionary).
http://www.townhall.com/opinion/columns/mikeadams/2006/01/23/183352.ht ml
January 24th, 2006 at 11:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee94550bfe94c
I can’t recall ever saying that I hate men, nor do I believe Nicole does. If we hated men, do you think we would waste our time here trying to make men such as yourself and ChristianJ see otherwise? Obviously it’s not working but that’s hardly our fault.
January 25th, 2006 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 430f4bfbf8b4b
“If we hated men, do you think we would waste our time here trying to make men such as yourself and ChristianJ see otherwise? Obviously it’s not working but that’s hardly our fault.”
So, what is this, an apology ?
What are you both trying to achieve here ?
Do you honestly believe that we will change our opinions by your examples ?
Your joking right ?
January 25th, 2006 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
Özgür, I don’t think women are superior, I believe every person on this planet is equal, I am a feminist. And just so you know, everything I have said to Dick, he has said much worse things about me.
By the way, do you live in Egypt? My friend knows someone with the same name who does.
January 25th, 2006 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
You’re not a feminist. Feminists do not believe that male rapists are equal to single mothers.
One is a man. The other is the fucking virgin Mary.
Fuck off, little piggy.
-Dick
January 25th, 2006 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: f28889526e171
One question, of the 50348 people that have registered, how many are male and how many are female?
January 26th, 2006 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: e616b9a6becce
Nicole Said: “So I began playing by your rules,�
Actually the rules state NO women allowed, yet here you are.
Nicole Said: “I also had no idea that there were so few men willing to say a good word about us. Is it just that they are not on this website? Or can it really be that there are no good men out there?�
How would you define a “good man?� Is that a man who bows down to everything you demand and supports all your decisions, who practically worships at your feet like a mindless automaton? Or is a “good man� a man who holds to chivalry, opens doors for a lady, pulls out her chair at the dinner table? My dear lady, when men do those things to be gentlemen, your feminist (a group whose goal is to make women more masculine, thus even the names is a rouse.) sisters yell “how dare you think that women are not able to open doors for themselves.� Then when no one holds a door for them your sisters yell “where are all the gentlemen� or “what happened to chivalry.� You cannot have it both ways no matter how much you yell. Thus, if chivalry be dead, the feminists killed it. One more thing, every man here is a good man, we cannot help it, we are men.
January 26th, 2006 at 11:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Lolz. Another example of a “good” male reader. I’m thinking that might be views, not members, young Abaddon_fff.
January 27th, 2006 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 3d09472f31a19
I live in Turkey.