Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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January 19th, 2006 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
Excuse you, I am perfectly logical.
This age is wonderful, we are more free than adults and able to appriciate it.
January 19th, 2006 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b660aafc3e4
“Excuse you, I am perfectly logical.”
Wait a few years.
January 19th, 2006 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
Well, yes I’m bound to get more intelligent at Uni. But I don’t think there is that much wrong with me at the moment.
January 19th, 2006 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
That makes you different than every other teenager on earth then, Nicole. Congratulations. You’re special.
-Dick
January 19th, 2006 at 1:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
Well there’s no need to get bitchy.
January 19th, 2006 at 10:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93a2cd85060bc
Dickie—You are effin’ brilliant. Sometimes your sheyt makes me tear up, and laugh so hard I fall off the chair.
Catch them at the wrong time of the month–weekdays!!!!!
GeezusHKeericed, I wish I had 10% of your ability to turn a word.
The Geezer
January 19th, 2006 at 11:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: a40eeea2d2391
what you meant to say is:
“women: can’t live with them, can’t gut them like a deer”
January 20th, 2006 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
No chance. You may get more knowledge, especially if you stay away from women’s studies and the voodoo sciences. You may even gain wisdom (though I doubt it). You will not get more intelligent. That’s not how things work.
Geezer(/Dick): Yes, ‘wrong time of the month… weekdays’ was masterful.
-wolfe
January 20th, 2006 at 11:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
So so cruel. If Nicole wasn’t offering herself up as the morally indignent sacrificial lamb, where would your little game be, boys? Fuck all, that’s where.
January 21st, 2006 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Female: We’d have intelligent discussion such as what follows in my comments to Grump.
Grump, this is a very cogent statement. No doubt, the minds of teens aren’t fully developed — male or female. Looking back at myself (I didn’t keep a journal, but have many essays I wrote from the period, I can tell that while I was almost fully logical, my thinking lacked subtlety, rigor, and flexibility. I was very prone to seize an end-point, and reason my way to it.
(Compared to most teens I was fairly mature; earning a living — though a bad one; at university several years before my contemporaries, and then a reserve officer in the Navy. But my brain definitely wasn’t fully developed.)
I think, sadly, that societal developments over the last 15 years have lead young girls to be even more illogical, and boys to deny rationality. The increasing feminization of society is yielding disturbing fruits.
-wolfe
January 22nd, 2006 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
You sure like to blow you’re own trumpet don’t you wolfe.
January 22nd, 2006 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Only one as spectacular as Nicole at reasoning could turn an admission on my part that my brain as a teen was not fully formed into a clumsy, ungrammatical suggestion that I tout myself. Well done. You’ve done almost as much as Dick has to prove that men are better than women, though where Dick has done so with style and wit, you have done so with a singular ill-will and near-invincible ignorance.
Thank you also for proving that “societal developments over the last 15 years have lead young girls to be even more illogicalâ€?. It’s a pity you won’t “get more intelligent” at scullery school or wherever you’re bound.
-wolfe
January 22nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 645e530646808
Actually I want to be a lawyer. And if I didn’t get any more intelligent then the teachers wouldn’t be doing a very good job.
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffbb11e7a7ea6
Wow
Dick I commend you on your patience in dealing with this everyday. I don’t know how you do it.
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
If you cant even comprehend the difference between intelligence and knowlege, then your teachers must be crash test dummies.
Your teachers may help you increase your knowlege, they may help you to apply your knowlege and intelligence, they cannot make you more intelligent.
Even an illiterate can be intelligent.
I pity the poor client who hires you as their lawyer.
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
This is what has happened here, Nicole has actually become from a position of outrage (I am speculating, no I am not Nicole) and made some very valid comments. She has then been attacked with illogical, smartarse comments. She has then returned in kind and then been attacked again from others who then also change tactics and come at her from the valid position she originally held. She is then called an idiot and made to feel like a fool (I’m just guessing here Nicole) for this. Dick and co. have deliberately set the trap and circled back on her. Nicole, don’t let them get to you and don’t change your original footing.
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 569f85f5b5e41
Maybe the two of you should just fuck off then.
-Dick
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: db197f124dded
You’re talking about your own stupid tactics, female.
January 22nd, 2006 at 8:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
You’re not wrong. Ta Ta idiot.
January 22nd, 2006 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffbb11e7a7ea6
Female said:
This is what has happened here, Nicole has actually become from a position of outrage (I am speculating, no I am not Nicole) and made some very valid comments. She has then been attacked with illogical, smartarse comments.
-”Valid comments?” “Postion of outrage?” In the last 20 posts show me where there has been any valid comments on Nicoles behalf. I personally have never “attacked” her, however I have responded with my own views or corrected what I saw as an error. Typical, once again, if someone has a differing opinion from the latest propaganda they must be attacking someone.
She has then returned in kind and then been attacked again from others who then also change tactics and come at her from the valid position she originally held. She is then called an idiot and made to feel like a fool (I’m just guessing here Nicole) for this. Dick and co. have deliberately set the trap and circled back on her. Nicole, don’t let them get to you and don’t change your original footing.
-What footing? I will say this, her position at one point might have had some merit, but it has long since degenerated into mindless insults, mixed with personal ambitions.