Battery. It’s Not Just for Men, but it Should Be.
It’s a little known fact that 100% of “lesbian” relationships are abusive. I saw a Law and Order: Criminal Intent on the subject just last week. It raised some interesting questions in my sub-manconscious. That’s the male only version of the subconscious that does more than think about penises and wishing it had one. It thinks about getting the fucking job done.
Men are better than women at beating women. Don’t believe me? I have a quick way to fix that.
The quick way is to explain it rationally and reasonably and with appropriate candor. What did you think I was going to say? Throw down for a bout of fisticuffs over an insignificant point like men are better than women at beating women. Of course not. We’re all men here. I know it’s true, you know it’s true — anyone who knows anything knows it’s true. The rest of you (women who shouldn’t be here) can build a Cozy Princess canopy bed out of your ignorance and go fuck yourselves on it.
The only things worth fighting about are things worth fighting about, and all men know it. Women, however, don’t.
Women roll up their asexual pant-suit jacket sleeves and go in swinging over anything. They will physically fight you for left-over macaroni and cheese if you catch them at the wrong time of the month — weekdays. That’s why “lesbian” relationships are so abusive and crappy when a man isn’t involved. You have two natural born abusers and temper tantrum queens in the same relationship.
Imagine throwing a banana into a cage with two starving baboons. That’s how “lesbians” decide who controls the remote for the night. I’m talking about the television remote. It escalates from there.
Battery for no purpose is like a war without a cause — which all men know is stupid and pointless. That’s why all wars have causes. They’re started by men and we know exactly what we’re doing at all times. It’s just like if a man chooses to smack a woman. If an errant mule is misbehaving, it gets a whip. If a child is wandering out into the street, it gets grabbed by the wrist. Same shit. If a woman is putting herself in danger or can’t shut the hell up, she gets a reminder.
I’m not advocating violence against women here. You’d have to be crazy to think I was. Nor can I speak for all men all the time. I’m only saying that when a man’s thumb is raised for the purpose of discipline (and I mean all man all the time) it’s for a reason — a cause. And no matter what your position is, that’s better than no cause at all. Getting smacked by a woman is nothing of the sort.
Getting hit by a woman is like attending a business meeting on Monday morning and getting hit in the face by a foul ball. Where the fuck did that come from?
Women. Can’t live with ‘em; can’t forget to take off your rings.
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Your a good Borderline.
Would I be the first to say Chantal the Feminist… you SUCK at quoting.
/sigh
You can’t make a statement advocating violence against women, say; “I’m not advocating violence against women,” and expect any rational human being to believe it.
My wife of 6 years is the perfect woman, I always come first and she does exactly as I ask of her. She has not only never once refused me sex, but will gladly initiate it should she suspect I feel like it.
Her ex glassed her. Why? Because his best friend grabbed her ass.
And no, she didn’t flirt with him, and she wasn’t in a ridiculously short skirt.
Any man who hits a woman, has no “reason” other than that he is lacking in the man-department.
A real man can correct his woman with a simple “Baby, don’t do that.”
Grow a pair, mate.
You just ruined what you were trying to say by not being able to speak EN-GIL-ESH.
No a tranny was once a man therefore that sort of shit would never come out of shis mouth. So fuck off
*D3C*
IT’S THE INTERNET. I could be a tranny pretending to be a woman.
or “NO WOMEN ALLOWED”
oh so you can read ?
How about you read this:
“Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.”
please underline, highlight, italicize where i said a prostitute is a vacant shell of a human being. one does not need to be a prostitute to be a vacant shell of a human being, either. it’s not MY place to judge “said” prostitute, either.
omg lol i had no idea that was an actual website. bahaha
lmao. clever clever. i actually like how dick wad over here likes to substitute man for a lot of his words. womyn is used to omitt the “men” part of women (obviously) because i am not second best, or a subordinate to any man. never have been, never will. it’s not my nature.
Chantal:
what the fuck.. is a “womyn” ?
Some kinda off shoot of the manly word “synonym” ?
Are you herstruating?.. perhaps you should go get a hersterectomy.. or
are you just gonna come here and bleed all over everything until you go through your FEMALEopause?
I like that. You admit that a prostitute is nothing more than a vacant shell of a human being, and that I am not the only one who thought of said action.
your* :-/
A prostitute, you dense little twat.
-Dick
are those you big, bad manly words? you aren’t worth ANYONE womyn’s time.
I don’t like the word twat.
It’s rude.
‘little’ is demeaning.
It is therefore rare that I would find myself saying ‘dense little twat’ is fair. The racist, pedophilic, and homophobic comments Chantal has made lean me to neutrality. Perhaps even support of Dick in the ‘dense little twat’ comment.
Please. If you want to oppose a website, be cleaner than clean. Don’t come in with anti-gay, anti-mexican, or pro-NAMBLA comments. Because that’s how you come off to the rest of us, Chantal.
-wolfe
whoa nambla? i’ve never said anything pro-nambla. you read too much into my comments. it’s called sarcasm. and i don’t even think a prostitute would wanna touch dick with a 10 foot pole. he might be a one-minute lay, and then he would beat her up. probably steal her money, too, since this pathetic little website is his only source of income. :(
I don’t like the word twat.
It’s rude.
‘little’ is demeaning.
It is therefore rare that I would find myself saying ‘dense little twat’ is fair. The racist, pedophilic, and homophobic comments Chantal has made lean me to neutrality. Perhaps even support of Dick in the ‘dense little twat’ comment.
Please. If you want to oppose a website, be cleaner than clean. Don’t come in with anti-gay, anti-mexican, or pro-NAMBLA comments. Because that’s how you come off to the rest of us, Chantal.
-wolfe
ur the prostitute dick head
A prostitute, you dense little twat.
-Dick
Jess please don’t turn into one of those steriotypical feminists who comment here. I’m already clinicly depressed (I think, therefore I am. Or I might not be?).
don’t tell her who she should be. you don’t even know if she’s a feminist.