How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fucking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendo’s or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing.
Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fucking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fuck up is not a joke. Women bitch and moan about equality like a baby whinging for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fuck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like whores? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitive than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fuck for money. It’s a severance package for retired whores. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fuck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a bitch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fuck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
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February 16th, 2007 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Damn you, Billy! I was gonna say that.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Because women like the bad boy types.
Stupes. Lol . No, it’s culture, again. You wouldn’t understand. lol
February 16th, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
You sick bastards. Why arent you locked up
Youre going to regret what you said, all of you
Meet one of you scums in real life youd be sorry, youd be real sorry
February 16th, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
this site is an abomination, a travesty, it should be shut down for the good of all humanity
February 16th, 2007 at 6:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Chill out kl. Have a dick. Rent one if you have to.
- G-Unit - Eye For Eye
February 16th, 2007 at 6:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Hey everybody, what d’you say we buy kl a mirror for her birthday?
What? No need to be sadist?
It was only an innocent suggestion.
- Sick bastards asylum.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Stupes. lol.
yeah! Sonyad is back. (missin you)
emoticon -(hug)
February 16th, 2007 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
i can have any dick i want buddy
February 16th, 2007 at 8:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
@Gabby Quite.
@kl I take it you’re a lezzie then?
February 16th, 2007 at 9:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
no im not a lesbian lol
February 16th, 2007 at 9:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
what the hell would i need a mirror for?
February 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
If the price is right I bet.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
So should feminists!
February 20th, 2007 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Feminist will shut up when we force politicians to cut off their funds and show them real statistics.
February 21st, 2007 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91d6958044e85
Come meet me. You’ll be happy.
April 1st, 2007 at 11:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
me, listen to this carefully. If i were me i’d experiement on you in one of my polish death camps, but i am not me. So please dont be offended if someone, somewhere were to say to you that they want to kick your head in for making them gullible enough to click on your stupid link as if you were adding one grain to the discussion.
April 1st, 2007 at 11:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
ha ha ha. I bet you’re a 15 year old boy kid fresh from wanking off prono and just trying to stir up shit. In the unlikely event you aren’t, let me give you satisfaction in saying that in my bitter and naive experience, women are exactly like nitroglycerin or a hand grenade with the pin pulled out - seem like fun for a while, but you better watch your ass at every second or you lose everything. Bitter? Cynical? Miscogynistic ? Nah. Just kept touchin the fire too many times. But (if) you’re a woman you cant grasp what im saying and never will. but maybe by writing this i can plant a logical idea in a man-mind somewhere.
April 1st, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
Dear Gabby: Do you really believe men and women are equal? Really, REALLY? Are you sure? Ok good, would you care to prove it? My truck needs a new transmission, i got all the parts and even the tools. If i give you my address and $500 cash would you come over and change it all by yourself? Yes or no will do -
Oh yeah, your second argument, point or whatever you were trying to say: A what child? Yes i know what the word means im too lazy to type it. And what are the odds of having such a freak anyway. Besides which most couples i know would split up over an argument over ice cream which means its the womans fault and her burden and the guy just writes the checks or disapears into the world of the dumpster people when it makes no sense to work anymore.
April 2nd, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Manly thoughts there Himmler. And I know what the name references. I just preferred Dr.Mengele.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 1bae63fd232ae
feel free to be as nasty as you like, but i’m not sure anyone said anything here. Besides, Himmler was a great guy with snappy hair and the coolest glasses of 1943.