How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fucking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendo’s or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing.
Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fucking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fuck up is not a joke. Women bitch and moan about equality like a baby whinging for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fuck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like whores? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitive than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fuck for money. It’s a severance package for retired whores. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fuck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a bitch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fuck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
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February 15th, 2007 at 5:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Fredrik: yes. Moreover, never-married women earn more than never-married men. One of the choices both men and women make is obviously marriage.
-wolfe
February 15th, 2007 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
@sots; interesting word there, buddy. As for the flood of immigrants into China and Japan and Saudi Arabia, well, we may not know. Perhaps they do indeed have immigrant problems, but these may come from neighboring countries.
Japan claims to have problems with Chinese, Filipino and (I still can’t believe this) Brazillian migrants. The Japanese have the same complaints as everyone else about the migrants coming there because of Japan’s economic ‘prosperity,’ and also blame the immagrants for escalating crime and poverty rates. Thomas A. Stanley and R.T.A. Irving state that:
Oil-rich Saudi Arabia has millions of foreign workers. Emad Mekay claims that:
Interestingly, China also complains about migrants too: the North Koreans.
As for parasitic immigrants, Western Europeans should shut the fuck up unless they acknowledge the cause and effect of colonialism on immigration.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f77bd569d8dee
If you would read slowly and with detail instead of a woman waiting to get offended at the first “slur”.. you would notice I was calling “parasite” to the 99% weath owners in Corps/Govt who use immigration as a means to chomp up the last bits of privately owned wealth, all while acting like they hate it but it can’t be stopped and letting ethno-nationalist tensions boil.
February 15th, 2007 at 8:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
I’m not offended. I did not attack you, or your ideas. I just pointed out that other nations had problems with immigration.
As for the last part, I guess I didn’t read it properly. I did, however, pick up that you are most likely from the Western Hemisphere and not from Western Europe. I just wanted an excuse to speak a bit about colonialism.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Erudite stringpuller diamatik is.
All I know is the kebab many a sin of extremist Islamic culture has washed away from my eyes.
- sean paul - es ee ex-fua
February 15th, 2007 at 4:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Female you are so narrow.. We don’t care to debate womens earnings versus… spit!!
Women should earn less because they work much less.
In fact many spend more time avoiding any form of work.
Piss off ya ignoramus.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
Well I don’t know about anybody else but I have near complete total disinterest in this site. It feels like walking into a primary school classroom as you all descend into absurdity and name-calling. If you trying to prove you are better than women, then you have lost. Have fun fighting each other over the spoils. And Billy, save your breath.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Why the fuck are you here then?
February 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Because she likes to annoy you
February 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
At least tha’s why i’m here. lol
February 15th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Annoy me? All she does is make me pity her. And all women because she’s of their gender.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Oh, okay.
Well, I don’t think she wants pity. I think she wants you to understand that women and men are equal just different.
What would you do if you got a hermaphrodite child? Would it/him/her be male or female to you? Or would you disown
February 15th, 2007 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
…ok I’ll explain to you what I think. I love women. I want a daughter of my own, scare off the big boys who try to do something to her because I know some men are scum. I love my families women, because they have never betrayed me and they are respectable people. I know not all women are hopeless whores, but people like female make it really hard for me to believe that men and women are equal.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
i wan cry
thats so sweet
February 15th, 2007 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
k…. I need emoticons… (sniff, sniff) (smile)
I hope you get one
February 15th, 2007 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Necroswordsman is hot…..!!! Biggest Badman up in dis site. Yeah! Yeah!
February 15th, 2007 at 7:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
lol
u dun know
February 15th, 2007 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
ps
(Badman is a compliment)
February 15th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2qnBbPaH0
listen to this carefully
February 15th, 2007 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Because women like the bad boy types.
It makes sense. She will run off with the next man who beats her ass regularly.