Women Drink Wine Stupidly
The number of myths I’m about to bust is so great I don’t even know how to classify this article.
Except I do know how to classify this article. Men are better than women.
You know all the pretentious shit women pretend to pull off in their twenties and then continue to cling to like a fucking life preserver when they hit their thirties and no man will knock them up because they’re so fucking lame and also won’t ever shut their mouth? Men are better than women at that shit.
A recent piece of CBS investigative journalism discovered some shocking news: the decision making processes of women are like three legged dogs. No matter what kind of handicap you give them, no matter how sorry everyone feels for them, they’re still fucked. It’s in our man empathy to pity the handicapped — even the mentally handicapped. Women.
Men are better than women at picking out wine.
I wouldn’t know exactly how bad women are at selecting wine because I’ve never ever let a woman do it. And I have certainly never drunk said wine if a woman decision somehow eluded my mighty man providence. I’m not a time traveler. I can’t be in two hours ago preventing a woman from fucking up my delicious steak dinner with some goddamn Riesling. What is so fucking fantastic about Riesling to women? Is it because it tastes like you’re getting punched by a sugar goblin? Was there some teenage heartthrob by the name of Riesling when women were women-agers? I suppose neither would explain anything anyway because there’s never a reason for why women do anything. They just always do it wrong.
Woman drink shitty wine. I personally took a survey of all the women I could find before writing this article and I found that 100% of them could not name a delicious wine within an ample time period of ten seconds. According to their failures, picking things is man business. If women have to pick anything they fuck it up; wine included. We men have so much class coming out of our ass that it’s physically impossible for us to pick out a foul or mismatched wine.
But that’s not all.
According to the investigative journalism of CBS, men have more than class. We also have the sense to ask for help. Directions, sexual inefficiencies, wine; they’re all the same to men and women can shut the fuck up about it. That’s why men are so smart. We’re always asking for help on things and then we’re always memorizing the help so we don’t have to sound like repeating jackasses and ask the same question twice.
How do women select wine? For once the answer isn’t ‘ask their no-nothing mother what she would do’. It’s even worse.
Women look for cute labels like Yellow Tail’s stupid Kangaroo and kitschy, cutsey, make me vomitey names like Little White Lie or Bitch On The Rag, each with a shittier body and less appetizing flavour.
This whole clusterfuck reminds me of a story. A friend of mine used to tell women he had a tattoo on an inappropriate place. Women are simple minded so this is a perfect pick up line. They can remember all the players. You, her, penis. Also, they get to experience the anticipation of solving the riddle of what this tattoo is and where exactly it is!
My friend does not have a frog tattooed on his cock, but in the end, does it really matter? It just proves my point.
Edit by Dick:
Thanks to Jorge for the following CBS video presentation.
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Oh dear Mansman, I’m ever so sorry. Here does this make it better…
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Wolfe. He certainly writes with more grace then you do.
Will you be able to sleep better now? Golly Gee, I didn’t mean to be such a disturbance…think you can forgive me?
lol
Rights?!**####??
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Wolfe. He certainly rights with more grace then you do.
Fuck off P! Don’t be a dick to another man. That’s what women do. Take your own fucking advice and don’t be a pussy. Women hate other women. Men DON’T hate other men.
Besides, they’re having a perfectly civil conversation about wine for fuck sakes. What’s wrong with that? I bitch about a lot of her posts in other threads, but come on man, she’s talking about ALCOHOL, man’s best fucking friend!
If wolfe wants to try to educate her a little about the matter, let him. How can a woman learn something if we don’t try to teach them?
P, you’re bringing us down. And trying to insult a man’s daughter? That’s fucking sick man.
Don’t get me wrong guys, I think Dick is a fucking Hero. But this guy is just a worthless ass.
Dick’s daddy sucked off Dick’s cockcheese the wrong way. Dick’s daddy didn’t always have time for little Dicky, as he was always in the clink doing time for doing weird and sick things in the Perverted Old Loser/Young Boy Oral and Anal Love Society.
Sick, what a sick bunch of zeroes. No wonder why Dicky is sub-human.
Coderch register a name on the forums and private message me.
P Coderch, you’ve been corrected about this before: Wolfe does not have a daughter. When he mentioned that having a daughter would make some of these men less hostile towards women, he was speaking hypothetically. He does not know this from personal experience, he does not have a daughter. Why do you come on this site to attack the men? Most of them share your viewpoints (most are hardly chivalrous or mild-mannered as you claim), and even the “chivalrous” ones probably agree with you on many points.
Wolfe gets along well with pussy, probably because he’s one. Look at this faggot getting along so well with “Female”: the turd practically agrees with that bitch in every post. Wtf?! What is he even doing here? But then, since he’s a dateless engineer nerd with a butt-ugly face, he catters to “women” like female because ugly lesbos are his last hope of getting laid. Pretty pathetic that this faggot comes here to spill his data-nerdism and make moves on a dyke with a clit the size of a pencil. It goes to show that he probably wants to be ass-raped by “Female”, and considering how big the dyke’s clit is, he might as well get his wish.
P CODERCH
P.S: How’s that ugly cunt of a daughter of yours, Wolfy boy? Tell her I want to give her a meal of nuts&milk.
Shouldn’t the question be “Who is it that you do for a living, kl?”
What is it you do for a living, kl? Or is that you don’t have to do a thing, cause of daddy and all?
It certainly doesn’t strike me, at least, as though you’re yourself doing very much at all in the way of earning the kind of living you incessently bark you bask in.
Sincere apologies if I’m mistaken.
OMG. This kl woman has posted 63 posts in just a few hours in a single day on this site. Good grief, talk about problems.
Liar i love wine , Chianti, Merlot, White Zinf..etc
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Price is really not related to wine quality (except on a macroscopic scale - of course a £5000 Petrus or Romanee Conti - La Tache will be better than an Oregon Pinot Noir priced at $25 or £15 although it’s argued some of the $700+ Pinot Noirs from Oregon were in the same league as the best Bourgognes for a while).
As an example, I went recently to Germany with my German neighbour. He went into a supermarket, and got a 3 euros bottle of a red wine from his original state. He said it was really good, and indeed it was - much better than many £15+ wines I had tasted back in the UK.
I buy wine that I think will go well with the food I’ll have. As I’m a student, I realize that my experience in wines is, to be fair, rather limited, so I ask the guys at the shop for help or go for something friends back in France have recommended - for cheap but good stuff Beaujolais Vielles Vignes is usually my choice nowadays (although not Nouveau which is again, a marketing gimmick).
Ironically most of the better, but more expensive wines (e.g. Pommard in Bourgogne) have simple, unattractive labels, as (I think) they rely on their names to catch your attention.
SKÅL!
Yes wolfe, that’s why I buy clearskins, because usually they are as good, if not better than labelled ‘quality’ wines. As I also mentioned $25 wines can taste like crap, if is your misassumption that I assume all $25 wines are great. Note, I said generally they are great, not always.
btw, the wine from SA wasn’t the greatest.
We already know women think of something more costly as being better. To a woman the ‘Sale tag’ on items means it was reduced in price by a large margin.
Wrong, wrong, always wrong..
Ugh. I kept silent on this because I don’t want to be mean to Female. But really, this is yet another silly misconception women have.
Price is only loosely correlated with quality in wine. I admit; when I’m with a woman, I will buy a good slightly more expensive wine rather than an equally good cheaper wine. If she sees the price. If she doesn’t then, I’ll just buy what I think will go well with the food she and I have ordered. (I did once date a female sommelier; she was very good, I let her order. Her wine choices were excellent; the rest of her, not so much.)
While she’s right that people generally won’t repeatedly buy a $25 bottle if it takes like crap, she’s wrong to assume that that means a $25 bottle is better than, say, a $15 bottle. or a $11 bottle.
For a while, my house white was $3.65. Quite decent. My house red was $13. Also quite decent, but I had a 95% as good red that was a mere $9. And a ’special treat’ red that was $25.
In the universe of wines, there existed plenty of $25 bottles that were inferior to all — the $3.65, the $11, the $15, etc.
Learn to taste. Learn to follow your tastebuds. I’d rather have a connoisseur’s $10 wine than a random woman’s $25 wine.
A wine is successful (as the oenophile in the video said) if it tastes good and brings you pleasure.
-wolfe
PS they’ve designed the label to show their corporate colours and business name, so sorry, unfortunately the label doesn’t give away anything about the wine itself.
lucky me. I’ve just had some wine sent to me from a supplier to wish me a merry xmas and of course to bribe me for continued business. It’s a 2004 Shiraz Cabernet from Langhorne Creek, South Australia.
Stay tuned for the results of sampling.