Women Feel Sorry For Lamps and Old Chairs and Shit

If you have an agenda that you know is fucking stupid, but want to make some quick loot out of it there’s only one place to go. That’s right it’s to your nearest woman.

Women are retarded when it comes to using their empathy. That’s because empathy is in your brain not your heart or your stomach as all women believe.

Look around your man-self right now. To you, you exist in a world of inanimate objects. Unless you’re on the tube or at the zoo or something, but since you’re a man, you wouldn’t bring up something so inane and counterproductive. That’s what being a man is about; not sounding like an obnoxious twat every chance you get.

There may be a few men around you at the moment, but otherwise there’s nothing but objects. What if someone came in and took one of those objects away — for repairs or something? As a man you would think this was jolly good. Most things need repairing after all. It’s good to know some man is doing it and not some woman. A woman, however, women would be heartbroken.

“The poor item!” she would say. “He’s being taken away from all his other item friends!”

I kid you not.

Now lets say you accidentally knocked one of those precious little bullshit items off your desk. You, as a man, would be disappointed that someone had to clean it up, but otherwise the item would be easily replaced. A woman would be heartbroken. Fucking heartbroken. She would probably start an hour long crying jag in the bathroom or take a sick day. I don’t know. I try not involve myself with what goes on in the ladies room. It’s disgusting.

Women feel sorry for anything and everything. They feel sorry for sofas left out in the rain; they feel sorry for chairs with broken arm rests that no one wants to sit in any more; they feel sorry for sacks of meat with fur wrapped around them; they feel fucking sorry for empty ice trays and men who kick the living shit out of them. None of it makes any sense and none of it is interesting at all.

That’s why women have ruined PETA and Green Peace — and marriage. It’s one thing to say, “You know what, I might not think it’s appropriate for a dog to get dragged down the highway for ten kilometers. Maybe I should get involved in that cause.” But for women, throwing a kitten off of a building is the same as doing it with a penny. They just can’t draw the fucking line and that’s why they’re like cows with cash for milk.

Women don’t know anything about lines. Lines are hard and straight and get the job done. All women know anything about is curves. Big fucking fat ones that need to stop eating and need to go to the gym.

Oh and for your manformation, a penny doesn’t go through anyone if you drop it off a building. That’s a myth. A kitten might though. I haven’t read anything to the contrary.

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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:38:34 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Woman000
2008-09-24 20:27:01 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

It seems men approve of cosmicide, evolution really has relevance….Men just are hell bent on destruction of all sorts, from children, animals, homes, education, life, home, happiness…. Wow you really are the master of the world.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-24 20:30:25 - IP Man-Hash: 3fc91a20df758

Yet you waltz in here encouraging violence and destruction by saying something completely retarded like ” I hope you all finally blow each other up”

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sexual-harassment-deal-with-it/#c omment-325669

Nice. You’re a real humanitarian.

 
Comment by KT
2008-09-24 20:36:08 - IP Man-Hash: 2e43f214e1af1

I don’t follow…

Comment by Mark
2008-09-24 20:39:53 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

You don’t follow because women are actually the wannabe destroyers of men’s homes, lives and happiness. Its important to never give one the chance.

Comment by sarah
2009-07-01 00:45:18 - IP Man-Hash: 3eb2d0821c028

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you talk so much hilarious shit.

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Comment by manns
2008-10-18 19:08:29 - IP Man-Hash: 496d7d2b0631f

yeah, just keep in mind who put those homes, schools and animal shelters there in the first place, you dopy bitch. go live in a cave if you don’t like it.

 
Comment by Paul
2009-02-16 06:15:51 - IP Man-Hash: 15a897af358e2

No, men can destroy, but we do not always do so. We simply have the balls to it when it’s necessary, without whining and complaining about everything along the way. We see the world as it is, and those men who see it in a more idealistic way still know that it won’t get there just by wishing it so.

They understand that you have to DO something to affect change.

 
 
Comment by Fed Up
2008-08-24 07:58:17 - IP Man-Hash: 62466b12a71cf

I’ve seen this kind of shit before. My stepmom is all sentimental over the Buick she used to have. She shits on the new car my dad bought her. Bitch is coming up with new reasons every day to not like it. But she has to point out every goddamn 15-year-old rustbucket Buick that she sees and wistfully wishes that she owned one again. Typical woman, ungrateful to the end. I hope somebody smashes her head in.

Comment by Enigmers
2008-10-18 17:52:12 - IP Man-Hash: 28ff0e685a87d

Or just take the car away from her and buy her the oldest and rustiest Buick you can find.

Alternatively, just buy a cheap one and smash it up a little yourself.

Of course, this doesn’t work nearly as well unless you take away the new car.

 
 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 23:32:55 - IP Man-Hash: a99eae8859d68

bola said:

Arbalest said:

How the fuck you feel sorry for a planet that can’t support life?

She identifies with this dwarf planet (woman), that got demoted from being a real planet (man). She’s basically saying she feels sorry for herself.

Exactly same thought here,

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-08 23:26:59 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Arbalest said:

How the fuck you feel sorry for a planet that can’t support life?

She identifies with this dwarf planet (woman), that got demoted from being a real planet (man). She’s basically saying she feels sorry for herself.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-08 23:11:04 - IP Man-Hash: 393db1a960899

How the fuck you feel sorry for a planet that can’t support life?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-08 23:10:11 - IP Man-Hash: a99eae8859d68

Matt said:

My psychology teacher said she felt sorry for the planet Pluto. Not making that up. She didn’t give a reason she just said it out of the blue.

LOL. this post is priceless.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-07-08 23:05:20 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

My psychology teacher said she felt sorry for the planet Pluto. Not making that up. She didn’t give a reason she just said it out of the blue.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-06-19 02:28:03 - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d

When I begin working (I’m a bit young) I’ll give money to my family, and the ones who pays taxes will be able to use it for that.

 
Comment by wolfe
2007-06-18 17:47:06 - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017

Dick Masterson said:
I have never had to pay taxes because I’m only 15 years old.

I filed my first tax return at about 13.

But then I’m a man.

-wolfe

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-06-18 12:43:52 - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd

That you are!

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-06-18 12:38:15 - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4

Samantha said:

I have never had to pay taxes because I’m only 15 years old.

So I was right.

-Dick

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-06-18 11:35:19 - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd

I’m only 10 and I pay taxes.

 
Comment by Samantha
2007-06-18 11:30:36 - IP Man-Hash: 6bfad739323fd

I have never had to pay taxes because I’m only 15 years old.

Comment by Fed Up
2008-08-24 07:59:46 - IP Man-Hash: 62466b12a71cf

Bullshit. Get a job and a life.

 
 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-06-18 11:21:07 - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4

Samantha said:

Its a free country, dipshit

Spoken like someone who has never had to pay taxes: a woman.

-Dick

 
Comment by Samantha
2007-06-18 11:02:01 - IP Man-Hash: 59e922ee54495

Its a free country, dipshit

Necroswordsman said:

diamatik said:

the fact that women cannot follow instructions, no matter how simple. NO WOMEN ALLOWED, missy. No go put on some make-up or something and keep out of this manly discussion.

Well said Diamatik.

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-05-14 20:27:08 - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47

son of the suns said:

Who the fuck is sotto?

Sorry, man, just being too clever for myself. It’s an Italian phrase that means like a backhanded whisper meant for everyone to hear. Something said under your voice but still audible. Read it like “incidentally”.

Sorry to be a douche.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-05-14 20:17:51 - IP Man-Hash: 229255dca6b4b

Who the fuck is sotto?

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-05-14 19:51:39 - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47

Alex said:

Trying on outfits and expressing an opinion on them just indicates a preoccupation with trying to look attractive (and picking out clothes that will help that), not an emotional attatchment to them.

Sorry, you’re wrong. I’ve seen chicks shop, and it’s WAY more than just trying to look attractive. Women seem to form an emotional bond, sometimes even a commitment, to the inanimate objects they survey for purchase. It’s a phenomenon I see *only* with women, gay men, and a few men I know who were raised by single mothers.

(Sotto voce: That’s why young boys need a strong father in their lives, to keep them from acquiring chick habits and values.)

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-05-09 15:35:48 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

Watching them shift gears is saddest. I feel for the hapless iron.

They clasp the stick like the baking roller they can’t use and never touch and yank it like a slot machine then jerk the clutch for style marks.

- Lil’ Flip-Rollin on 20’s

 

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