Women Feel Sorry For Lamps and Old Chairs and Shit
If you have an agenda that you know is fucking stupid, but want to make some quick loot out of it there’s only one place to go. That’s right it’s to your nearest woman.
Women are retarded when it comes to using their empathy. That’s because empathy is in your brain not your heart or your stomach as all women believe.
Look around your man-self right now. To you, you exist in a world of inanimate objects. Unless you’re on the tube or at the zoo or something, but since you’re a man, you wouldn’t bring up something so inane and counterproductive. That’s what being a man is about; not sounding like an obnoxious twat every chance you get.
There may be a few men around you at the moment, but otherwise there’s nothing but objects. What if someone came in and took one of those objects away — for repairs or something? As a man you would think this was jolly good. Most things need repairing after all. It’s good to know some man is doing it and not some woman. A woman, however, women would be heartbroken.
“The poor item!” she would say. “He’s being taken away from all his other item friends!”
I kid you not.
Now lets say you accidentally knocked one of those precious little bullshit items off your desk. You, as a man, would be disappointed that someone had to clean it up, but otherwise the item would be easily replaced. A woman would be heartbroken. Fucking heartbroken. She would probably start an hour long crying jag in the bathroom or take a sick day. I don’t know. I try not involve myself with what goes on in the ladies room. It’s disgusting.
Women feel sorry for anything and everything. They feel sorry for sofas left out in the rain; they feel sorry for chairs with broken arm rests that no one wants to sit in any more; they feel sorry for sacks of meat with fur wrapped around them; they feel fucking sorry for empty ice trays and men who kick the living shit out of them. None of it makes any sense and none of it is interesting at all.
That’s why women have ruined PETA and Green Peace — and marriage. It’s one thing to say, “You know what, I might not think it’s appropriate for a dog to get dragged down the highway for ten kilometers. Maybe I should get involved in that cause.” But for women, throwing a kitten off of a building is the same as doing it with a penny. They just can’t draw the fucking line and that’s why they’re like cows with cash for milk.
Women don’t know anything about lines. Lines are hard and straight and get the job done. All women know anything about is curves. Big fucking fat ones that need to stop eating and need to go to the gym.
Oh and for your manformation, a penny doesn’t go through anyone if you drop it off a building. That’s a myth. A kitten might though. I haven’t read anything to the contrary.
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Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
It seems men approve of cosmicide, evolution really has relevance….Men just are hell bent on destruction of all sorts, from children, animals, homes, education, life, home, happiness…. Wow you really are the master of the world.
Yet you waltz in here encouraging violence and destruction by saying something completely retarded like ” I hope you all finally blow each other up”
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sexual-harassment-deal-with-it/#c omment-325669
Nice. You’re a real humanitarian.
I don’t follow…
You don’t follow because women are actually the wannabe destroyers of men’s homes, lives and happiness. Its important to never give one the chance.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you talk so much hilarious shit.
yeah, just keep in mind who put those homes, schools and animal shelters there in the first place, you dopy bitch. go live in a cave if you don’t like it.
No, men can destroy, but we do not always do so. We simply have the balls to it when it’s necessary, without whining and complaining about everything along the way. We see the world as it is, and those men who see it in a more idealistic way still know that it won’t get there just by wishing it so.
They understand that you have to DO something to affect change.
I’ve seen this kind of shit before. My stepmom is all sentimental over the Buick she used to have. She shits on the new car my dad bought her. Bitch is coming up with new reasons every day to not like it. But she has to point out every goddamn 15-year-old rustbucket Buick that she sees and wistfully wishes that she owned one again. Typical woman, ungrateful to the end. I hope somebody smashes her head in.
Or just take the car away from her and buy her the oldest and rustiest Buick you can find.
Alternatively, just buy a cheap one and smash it up a little yourself.
Of course, this doesn’t work nearly as well unless you take away the new car.
Exactly same thought here,
She identifies with this dwarf planet (woman), that got demoted from being a real planet (man). She’s basically saying she feels sorry for herself.
How the fuck you feel sorry for a planet that can’t support life?
LOL. this post is priceless.
My psychology teacher said she felt sorry for the planet Pluto. Not making that up. She didn’t give a reason she just said it out of the blue.
When I begin working (I’m a bit young) I’ll give money to my family, and the ones who pays taxes will be able to use it for that.
I filed my first tax return at about 13.
But then I’m a man.
-wolfe
That you are!
So I was right.
-Dick
I’m only 10 and I pay taxes.
I have never had to pay taxes because I’m only 15 years old.
Bullshit. Get a job and a life.
Spoken like someone who has never had to pay taxes: a woman.
-Dick
Its a free country, dipshit
the fact that women cannot follow instructions, no matter how simple. NO WOMEN ALLOWED, missy. No go put on some make-up or something and keep out of this manly discussion.
Well said Diamatik.
Sorry, man, just being too clever for myself. It’s an Italian phrase that means like a backhanded whisper meant for everyone to hear. Something said under your voice but still audible. Read it like “incidentally”.
Sorry to be a douche.
Who the fuck is sotto?
Sorry, you’re wrong. I’ve seen chicks shop, and it’s WAY more than just trying to look attractive. Women seem to form an emotional bond, sometimes even a commitment, to the inanimate objects they survey for purchase. It’s a phenomenon I see *only* with women, gay men, and a few men I know who were raised by single mothers.
(Sotto voce: That’s why young boys need a strong father in their lives, to keep them from acquiring chick habits and values.)
Watching them shift gears is saddest. I feel for the hapless iron.
They clasp the stick like the baking roller they can’t use and never touch and yank it like a slot machine then jerk the clutch for style marks.
- Lil’ Flip-Rollin on 20’s