Women Feel Sorry For Lamps and Old Chairs and Shit
If you have an agenda that you know is fucking stupid, but want to make some quick loot out of it there’s only one place to go. That’s right it’s to your nearest woman.
Women are retarded when it comes to using their empathy. That’s because empathy is in your brain not your heart or your stomach as all women believe.
Look around your man-self right now. To you, you exist in a world of inanimate objects. Unless you’re on the tube or at the zoo or something, but since you’re a man, you wouldn’t bring up something so inane and counterproductive. That’s what being a man is about; not sounding like an obnoxious twat every chance you get.
There may be a few men around you at the moment, but otherwise there’s nothing but objects. What if someone came in and took one of those objects away — for repairs or something? As a man you would think this was jolly good. Most things need repairing after all. It’s good to know some man is doing it and not some woman. A woman, however, women would be heartbroken.
“The poor item!” she would say. “He’s being taken away from all his other item friends!”
I kid you not.
Now lets say you accidentally knocked one of those precious little bullshit items off your desk. You, as a man, would be disappointed that someone had to clean it up, but otherwise the item would be easily replaced. A woman would be heartbroken. Fucking heartbroken. She would probably start an hour long crying jag in the bathroom or take a sick day. I don’t know. I try not involve myself with what goes on in the ladies room. It’s disgusting.
Women feel sorry for anything and everything. They feel sorry for sofas left out in the rain; they feel sorry for chairs with broken arm rests that no one wants to sit in any more; they feel sorry for sacks of meat with fur wrapped around them; they feel fucking sorry for empty ice trays and men who kick the living shit out of them. None of it makes any sense and none of it is interesting at all.
That’s why women have ruined PETA and Green Peace — and marriage. It’s one thing to say, “You know what, I might not think it’s appropriate for a dog to get dragged down the highway for ten kilometers. Maybe I should get involved in that cause.” But for women, throwing a kitten off of a building is the same as doing it with a penny. They just can’t draw the fucking line and that’s why they’re like cows with cash for milk.
Women don’t know anything about lines. Lines are hard and straight and get the job done. All women know anything about is curves. Big fucking fat ones that need to stop eating and need to go to the gym.
Oh and for your manformation, a penny doesn’t go through anyone if you drop it off a building. That’s a myth. A kitten might though. I haven’t read anything to the contrary.
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Exactly same thought here,
She identifies with this dwarf planet (woman), that got demoted from being a real planet (man). She’s basically saying she feels sorry for herself.
How the fuck you feel sorry for a planet that can’t support life?
LOL. this post is priceless.
My psychology teacher said she felt sorry for the planet Pluto. Not making that up. She didn’t give a reason she just said it out of the blue.
When I begin working (I’m a bit young) I’ll give money to my family, and the ones who pays taxes will be able to use it for that.
I filed my first tax return at about 13.
But then I’m a man.
-wolfe
That you are!
So I was right.
-Dick
I’m only 10 and I pay taxes.
I have never had to pay taxes because I’m only 15 years old.
Spoken like someone who has never had to pay taxes: a woman.
-Dick
Its a free country, dipshit
the fact that women cannot follow instructions, no matter how simple. NO WOMEN ALLOWED, missy. No go put on some make-up or something and keep out of this manly discussion.
Well said Diamatik.
Sorry, man, just being too clever for myself. It’s an Italian phrase that means like a backhanded whisper meant for everyone to hear. Something said under your voice but still audible. Read it like “incidentally”.
Sorry to be a douche.
Who the fuck is sotto?
Sorry, you’re wrong. I’ve seen chicks shop, and it’s WAY more than just trying to look attractive. Women seem to form an emotional bond, sometimes even a commitment, to the inanimate objects they survey for purchase. It’s a phenomenon I see *only* with women, gay men, and a few men I know who were raised by single mothers.
(Sotto voce: That’s why young boys need a strong father in their lives, to keep them from acquiring chick habits and values.)
Watching them shift gears is saddest. I feel for the hapless iron.
They clasp the stick like the baking roller they can’t use and never touch and yank it like a slot machine then jerk the clutch for style marks.
- Lil’ Flip-Rollin on 20’s
So true! Instead of having it for cars, they have it for lamps and chairs and shit.
That’s nice, Alex.
My dad did that too. And so do I. It’s like you feel the bumps with your kidneys, stones rattling or the like.
Naturally, you tend to avoid the experience altogether. Slowing down up until tram tracks, giving pot holes a berth, etc.
Women, obviously, have no such qualms.
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Trying on outfits and expressing an opinion on them just indicates a preoccupation with trying to look attractive (and picking out clothes that will help that), not an emotional attatchment to them.
Well, in a sense it does. Your investment in your car represents your time and labor, and whatever damages your car costs you in time, labor and money. (Money, of course, is a product of your time and labor.) If you have a really sweet ride, it’s even more painful.
I only wanted to make a distinction between the way men value their possessions and women fetish their stuff. With men it’s right and proper (because we’re men); with women it’s weird and chicky. No offense meant to any men here, or to their stuff.
Shame on me then. On the few occasions that I hit a bump in the road or I fall into a pothole, I curse and agonise as if it hurt me personally.
You sir, are a not being 100% truthful! We all know men who treat their cars better than they treat their own pets (well, at least I know that I do).
Aha. I stand corrected. Upon further consideration, I realize there are some men with unusually high regard for their stuff, whether it’s cars, or collectible action figures, or home entertainment systems. I guess I’m just projecting my own values because I’m not into collecting and maintaining stuff. I maintain my car because the alternative is it breaks down and I’m standing by the side of the road, pissed off and wishing I’d done what I should have done, but it’s not the worshipful ritual I’ve seen in some guys. Good point.
You sir, are a not being 100% truthful! We all know men who treat their cars better than they treat their own pets (well, at least I know that I do).
No, the fundamental problem with this site is that these irritating women with an exaggerated sense of entitlement keep posting blathering nonsense.
Dick means this figuratively, and definitely most women DO feel sorry for sofas. I see this routinely inasmuch as I’m married to a wench with this bizarre sort of empathy. It’s not always the same with all women; some express it through clothes, or shoes, or chicky knicknacks, but it’s still there.
I had a yard sale last month where two chicks in their mid twenties spent THREE HOURS going through ten storage bags filled with second hand clothes. They tried on literally everything there and expressed and opinion about each item. I just don’t see that kind emotional attachment to inanimate objects in men.
the fact that women cannot follow instructions, no matter how simple. NO WOMEN ALLOWED, missy. No go put on some make-up or something and keep out of this manly discussion.
Well said Diamatik.
the fact that women cannot follow instructions, no matter how simple. NO WOMEN ALLOWED, missy. No go put on some make-up or something and keep out of this manly discussion.
Well you see. When Dick says all, to us men we know that he is speaking about the majority. But we are smart enough not to have it spelt out for us.
The fundamental problem with your website is your misplaced logic. First of all, making generalizations, as you frequently do automatically negates the argument. Most educated people realize this, and therefore avoid using generalizations in their theses. The second problem is that you confuse real women with women in the media, and women that believe they are to act as women in the media do. Most women do not carry their dogs around in purses, and definately most women do not feel sorry for sofas. I’m sorry. Your logic makes no sense, and that is what makes this website so laughable. So I guess I must thank you for the laugh. But I won’t actually because I refuse to give insane or stupid persons any lauds whatsoever.
Who is responsible for checking the cross dressers at the door?
wtf is that?
We should really find the insane asylum which these nuts keep breaking out of.
wtf is that?
GET A LIFE POOFS!!!!
Big world. And I’m an optimist. Yeah, poor bugger you think.
You really think there is such an animal?
Necroswordsman, Talk sweetly. (smile).
I hope you find a good woman. (wink)
Stop tryin to put me down. I know that Biologically humans are animals. I didn’t get a 1 in Bio to not know that.
Because humans are actually plants?
Let’s take this to my blog comment box. This isn’t the right place for it.
I even gave examples of my emotional weakness. Of not being able to kill fish,and feeling sorry for then when their dying…and such.(in the strength of a man) and i liked ur rape thing and back it up.
Hmmm…and i was starting to like you more than sonyad,based on your blogs(excludings the cat one)
This was basically the only disagreement i had in your blogs. I said something like this:
I love cats too, but i wouldn’t compare a cat to a man, I would never compare a man to an animal. It is offensive. i can find just as many reasons with the same value why cats are better than men. But i wouldnt do it,as explained above.hmm..
If you do know what I wrote, why not exclude the third and leave the rest?
Hey, Ur lying…cause.. I did agree with the strenght of a man one, and i backed up ur rape thing,the only thing i disagreed with was the cat one, and i didn’t put anything offensive in it.
I didn’t say that, I said you don’t know what you’re talking about. You think you do? Make a smart comment. Its easy, of course, being a woman, probably not.
You basicly wrote ‘I don’t agree’ and then didn’t explain it. That is not sensible. Any retard with a computer can type ‘I don’t agree’ but not explain why. WHY is important.
And, I know exactly what I am.
Too touchy? No I love what I write (stories, blogs, etc) and when somebody comments on it that its not good, without putting in any good criticism, I’m offended. That a peice of shit who doesn’t know what he/she doesn’t know what she is talking about. Again, Sparky is a good example.
I wrote sense.
stupes..(rolls eyes). lol
43.75% West Africa, 37.5 % European, 18.75 % East Indian, and 100% hideous beast.
I have a jamaican friend. Skip one up man!
Too touchy? No I love what I write (stories, blogs, etc) and when somebody comments on it that its not good, without putting in any good criticism, I’m offended. That a peice of shit who doesn’t know what he/she doesn’t know what she is talking about. Again, Sparky is a good example.
African
Indian
lol. nawww i’m cute, and small, and sexy. lol. my B.M.I is 17.2 last time I checked.
I mean like technically, I’m - 43.75% West Africam
37.5 % European and 18.75 % East Indain. so… u know… i look good. lol. or at least i think so.
Anyway… I’m catholic and I took a true-love- waits vow
I honestly think that she isn’t a whore.
She is probably just plain old hideous. Any female past the age of 15 isn’t a virgin by choice, she is a virgin by circumstance. I figure that she looks like someone was playing jack-hammer polo using her face as the playing field. Looking like that is a sure way to keep males far from between her legs.
I respect a good whore.
A woman who is upfront about sex and enjoys getting paid for it.
No lies. No frustration. No worrying about her pulling a baby out on you.
Safer than nailing some bar skank who doesn’t care if she gives you herpes.
A good whore has to keep herself clean or she won’t get money for her purse collection.
Gracias senor
Ok, I finally believe that Gabby isn’t a whore.
lol. I meant my comment on the blog. oh lawd.
I did 1 4rape, one 4 cat> women, and one for srenght of a man.
(I should have saved them, one can never make over an original.)
Anyway Necrosworsman-you too touchy- gosh. Chill..
Prolly one of them myspace accounts where she lures men in with her substandard web camera snaps of her sucking on a Popsicle in her bikini then when the men start asking her for sex she pulls the jail bait card.
Didn’t know you had one. And don’t care.
At least I got a nick name now. yea. lol.
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Finally
What about my hog?
WHAT ABOUT MY BLOG?
I can account for this in my blog. *Ahem* simple. It was useless fucking SHITE. Learn how to properly comment without saying ‘HAHAHA YOU STUPID HAHA’. Giving a nice reason explains too. I didn’t block Sparky and OMG she’s a woman!
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Gabby. If anything’s got your comments, it’s the blog spamguard. They should appear, unless Dick misses them or flags them for permanent deletion.
Try to refrain from using more than one link inside any one comment. Also, avoid writing stuff that you’ve the slightest angst could possibly be construed as spam by a mildly intelligent spamguard. Oh… nevermind.
The only time women use compassion and feelings is when it benefits them directly.
…oh yeah I’m REALLY feeling the love eminating from you.
Yes it’s funny how women always bring up compassion and being sensitive to her feelers. But thy have zero compassion for anything without a cunt. I guess you have to pity the stupidity of other women..
Nothing in them was sensible either.
yes you did, evil man, nothing in them was offensive…hmmm…
Hey, Necro, did u block my blog comments?
stupes. lol.
Yeah. She has voices inside it instead.
You don’t have feelings for your head?
-wolfe
lol.lol.funny.
…oh yeah I’m REALLY feeling the love eminating from you.
They like you, don’t they?
i dont like dildos
Well, not for dildos we don’t. Thank you.
you have no compassion , thats your problem
There are thousands of women that get attached to their dildos.
And they hang on to them long after they have worn out because it may have feelings you know!
You don’t have feelings for your head?
-wolfe
Stupes. Women don’t feel sorry for inanimate objects.
Re-phrase, I don’t have have feelings for inanimate objects.
SockpuppetsRUs said:
“Er yea, wasn’t that like, completely obvious, girlfriend?! I mean, c’mon! who the hell in the big end of town really speaks like that, really? She is so obviously insincere..if American women actually fell for that….omg.
I always thought people in the Oprah show audience were simply faking their interest/adoration and were only there on the off chance that Oprah would be giving a car away to each audience member at some point during the show. ”
Not too bright are thee, eh? Here, you can test how WRONG your theroy is as XMSR starts up an Oprah channel today (25 Sept)….24 hrs a day all Oprah content, all the time! XMSR mgmt is not paying ‘O’ 55m for three years just for her to give cars away to audience members. No demographic or marketing skills for you skill set…you don’t say?
Btw “girlfriend” …you moronic metrosexual, back to the cosmetics counter for you as this site is for Retrosexual’s. Period
attn; Dick…Get a handle on this stick!
And I should qualify that by adding that this is extremely questionable and/or false also.
Dick masterfully observed
Any claims that this is a consequence of women’s greater empathic, artistic or creative abilities are questionable in my mind.
I give you Anthropomorphism as an alternative cause well in line with the female tendency to rank superstition.
Nuclear launch detected.
Interesting thoughts female/SockpuppetsRUs. If I read you correctly, then Oprah is like Sauron … only that instead of being the Lord of the Rings she is like the Lord of the Whores, and her audience are as mindless as orcs.
Er yea, wasn’t that like, completely obvious, girlfriend?! I mean, c’mon! who the hell in the big end of town really speaks like that, really? She is so obviously insincere..if American women actually fell for that….omg.
I always thought people in the Oprah show audience were simply faking their interest/adoration and were only there on the off chance that Oprah would be giving a car away to each audience member at some point during the show.
Ja, det tror jag också - IKEA, den där Ingvar Kamprad var så briljant.
I hate Oprah.
Re ‘Oprah don’t know shit about shit’ forum
She had one of the best “acts” down and women (roiling in their dysfunctions) embrace her as the Queen!
Surprise….Surprise….Surprise! Not really:Just another reflection of American Women (take a guess how well O’s mag sells outside the US? What was the question again….?) and their fantasy and (de)illusional beliefs and behaviours.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14907379/?GT1=8506
It’s Oprah’s America
We just live in it, and know how to get to the supermarket
COMMENTARY
By Dave White
MSNBC contributor
Updated: 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
Oprah has finally come out of the real closet. She is, at long last, ready to speak the truth about her private life. And that truth is one that America might not be ready for. Here it is: Oprah Winfrey, once and for all and make no mistake about it, can be kind of a grump. And not one single bit like you. Or me. Or anyone else you know. Unless you’re John Travolta or Julia Roberts. And then you know Oprah.
Anyway, this announcement was made on Monday, during the 21st season’s first episode, the one called “Oprah & Gayle’s Big Adventure,� in which our heroines decide to see the U.S.A. in a Chevrolet. So they begin driving cross-country.
And that is when we learn, in word and in deed, that Oprah prefers not to be near us — her fans and our lesser diners and our gas stations and cheap motels and noisy hysteria when we glimpse her in the rare moments she’s out amongst us — much at all………………
And I apologize for not reading the previous comments, seeing as someone else brought this to attention already. However it just reinforces the fact that men are better than women becuase we are always on the same page.
I thought that this would be totally appropriate for this post. Notice how it is a woman that is the subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeyEXt7-0jU
@Sony heh, I was almost tempted to write that.