Women Feel Sorry For Lamps and Old Chairs and Shit
If you have an agenda that you know is fucking stupid, but want to make some quick loot out of it there’s only one place to go. That’s right it’s to your nearest woman.
Women are retarded when it comes to using their empathy. That’s because empathy is in your brain not your heart or your stomach as all women believe.
Look around your man-self right now. To you, you exist in a world of inanimate objects. Unless you’re on the tube or at the zoo or something, but since you’re a man, you wouldn’t bring up something so inane and counterproductive. That’s what being a man is about; not sounding like an obnoxious twat every chance you get.
There may be a few men around you at the moment, but otherwise there’s nothing but objects. What if someone came in and took one of those objects away — for repairs or something? As a man you would think this was jolly good. Most things need repairing after all. It’s good to know some man is doing it and not some woman. A woman, however, women would be heartbroken.
“The poor item!” she would say. “He’s being taken away from all his other item friends!”
I kid you not.
Now lets say you accidentally knocked one of those precious little bullshit items off your desk. You, as a man, would be disappointed that someone had to clean it up, but otherwise the item would be easily replaced. A woman would be heartbroken. Fucking heartbroken. She would probably start an hour long crying jag in the bathroom or take a sick day. I don’t know. I try not involve myself with what goes on in the ladies room. It’s disgusting.
Women feel sorry for anything and everything. They feel sorry for sofas left out in the rain; they feel sorry for chairs with broken arm rests that no one wants to sit in any more; they feel sorry for sacks of meat with fur wrapped around them; they feel fucking sorry for empty ice trays and men who kick the living shit out of them. None of it makes any sense and none of it is interesting at all.
That’s why women have ruined PETA and Green Peace — and marriage. It’s one thing to say, “You know what, I might not think it’s appropriate for a dog to get dragged down the highway for ten kilometers. Maybe I should get involved in that cause.” But for women, throwing a kitten off of a building is the same as doing it with a penny. They just can’t draw the fucking line and that’s why they’re like cows with cash for milk.
Women don’t know anything about lines. Lines are hard and straight and get the job done. All women know anything about is curves. Big fucking fat ones that need to stop eating and need to go to the gym.
Oh and for your manformation, a penny doesn’t go through anyone if you drop it off a building. That’s a myth. A kitten might though. I haven’t read anything to the contrary.
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September 21st, 2006 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4808ac470114c
Dick masterfully observed
Any claims that this is a consequence of women’s greater empathic, artistic or creative abilities are questionable in my mind.
I give you Anthropomorphism as an alternative cause well in line with the female tendency to rank superstition.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 4808ac470114c
And I should qualify that by adding that this is extremely questionable and/or false also.
September 25th, 2006 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: a6d7c26eb9d5f
SockpuppetsRUs said:
“Er yea, wasn’t that like, completely obvious, girlfriend?! I mean, c’mon! who the hell in the big end of town really speaks like that, really? She is so obviously insincere..if American women actually fell for that….omg.
I always thought people in the Oprah show audience were simply faking their interest/adoration and were only there on the off chance that Oprah would be giving a car away to each audience member at some point during the show. ”
Not too bright are thee, eh? Here, you can test how WRONG your theroy is as XMSR starts up an Oprah channel today (25 Sept)….24 hrs a day all Oprah content, all the time! XMSR mgmt is not paying ‘O’ 55m for three years just for her to give cars away to audience members. No demographic or marketing skills for you skill set…you don’t say?
Btw “girlfriend” …you moronic metrosexual, back to the cosmetics counter for you as this site is for Retrosexual’s. Period
attn; Dick…Get a handle on this stick!
February 15th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Stupes. Women don’t feel sorry for inanimate objects.
Re-phrase, I don’t have have feelings for inanimate objects.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
You don’t have feelings for your head?
-wolfe
February 15th, 2007 at 11:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
There are thousands of women that get attached to their dildos.
And they hang on to them long after they have worn out because it may have feelings you know!
February 16th, 2007 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
you have no compassion , thats your problem
February 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Well, not for dildos we don’t. Thank you.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
i dont like dildos
February 16th, 2007 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
They like you, don’t they?
February 16th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
…oh yeah I’m REALLY feeling the love eminating from you.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
You don’t have feelings for your head?
-wolfe
lol.lol.funny.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Yeah. She has voices inside it instead.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
stupes. lol.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Hey, Necro, did u block my blog comments?
February 21st, 2007 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
yes you did, evil man, nothing in them was offensive…hmmm…
February 21st, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Nothing in them was sensible either.
February 21st, 2007 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
…oh yeah I’m REALLY feeling the love eminating from you.
Yes it’s funny how women always bring up compassion and being sensitive to her feelers. But thy have zero compassion for anything without a cunt. I guess you have to pity the stupidity of other women..
February 21st, 2007 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91d6958044e85
The only time women use compassion and feelings is when it benefits them directly.
February 21st, 2007 at 1:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Gabby. If anything’s got your comments, it’s the blog spamguard. They should appear, unless Dick misses them or flags them for permanent deletion.
Try to refrain from using more than one link inside any one comment. Also, avoid writing stuff that you’ve the slightest angst could possibly be construed as spam by a mildly intelligent spamguard. Oh… nevermind.