That’ll Still Look Hot When You’re 80.
When men get tattoos they are unique and meaningful. Men get tattoos like Waldo riding a comet across their backs, or two girls in bikinis lifting an anchor. That’s awesome. How about a Chinese character that means “bad ass”? Oh yea. Very manly. When women get tattoos it’s always the same shit: a rose on the boob that you’re not supposed to look at, or a target on the ass.
If men were as predictable and promiscuous as women when they got tattoos, every man would have a giant money sign tattooed on his bicep.
“Where’s my tattoo you ask? Let me show you. Hrrk.”
Fortunately for everyone men have a little thing called class.
Tattoos have always been a man thing. All the way back to a time when men were out hunting and gathering and women hadn’t yet learned to speak. What a paradise — the quiet, nag-less utopia of the prehistoric man. That’s when tattoos started. I imagine men invented them in order to proudly display how many wooly mammoths they’d slain in battle. That might not be true, but it’s enough to demonstrate why women have no place in the realm of the painted flesh.
Just like in finance and science, when women get involved in a man thing it’s painfully obvious that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Here’s an example: Tinkerbelle on the hip. Now this is a real tattoo that I have seen on a real woman — and not a stripper mind you, an actual woman walking down the street. Trust me, it wasn’t a stripper walking down the street. Here’s my question: what in the fuck does Tinkerbelle have to do with anything? What is the statement here?
When a man gets a tattoo, he’s making a statement. In the case of Waldo, a man is saying, “Where’s Waldo? I’ll tell you where Waldo is. He’s right the fuck here riding a giant comet in your face.” And that is a perfectly fine thing to say. It’s lets the world know what the score is first step onto the pitch. Man: 1, World: 0.
Now what does some goofy pseudo-Indian design on a woman’s lower back say? I’m in touch with the spirit of nature? Maybe, but probably no. How about, look at my lower back please; I need tons of attention. Getting warmer, but still no. Give up? Here’s what it says:
I’m decoration.
Women have don’t have enough philosophy or personality on which to base a tattoo. That’s why they suck at getting them. That’s also why women love Hallmark so fucking much. Because it’s a bunch of prepackaged kitsch shit that defines every essence of their being in a two sentence limerick, a hunk of porcelain with oversized eyes, or a 2×4 reprint of Monet. Women are Hallmark. They’re way overpriced and none of them do a goddamn thing.
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dick you fucking rule and you should be elected king of the universe
She was a big, fat loser… only a bubba in a trailer-park would stoop to fucking an obese, ugly cunt like her. Hit the treadmill? She needs to hit a liposuction surgery every day for six months to lose those pounds.
Dick, I think this whole site is an homage to shock value. You can’t possibly be such a typical caricature of a sexist man. This whole site is nonsense and the bickering on your comments shows how stupid men and women can be. Why don’t you do something of value with your time instead of just showing off how big of a dick you can be and how big of a trash heap of angry comments you can accrue… Seriously, how does your dickhead hatred really help anything… You sound like a pouting little boy whose first girlfriend broke his heart and now he’s all about how whorish he things women are. Are you seriously that pathetic?
Tatoos?
My grandfather has a tatoo of his name, David, and now it looks like an anchor. I honeslty forget that it was his name
heres a funny one to go along with this….i had an uncle named modesto, but everyone knew him as “marty”. i asked him why this was so….he tells me he was married to a gal named “mary” had her name tattooed to his arm….well uncle mo gets divorced stuck with this babes name on his arm….what to do, well….he gets a “T” tattooded between the “R” an the “Y” and his nick name was born ! funny one huh ? LOL
Great post.
Lol eww…
No, he isnt. I’m getting tired with all these gay comments. Why dont one of you women(not a fat one though) strip infront of Dick and ask him to “take you”? We will then use it as an affirmation to Dick’s sexuality.
I do wonder though, with no malice intended, if dick is gay.
@ The Worlds Fukin Greatest: Use some fucking common sense. The woman didnt intend to use that question to probe about Dick’s life. It was an emotional attack to hook Dick in and to humiliate him on national tv. She got owned, bitchslapped and humiliated by Dick’s man-wit. It was an easy give-away that was an insecure harpy. Her eyes, her rage and her gestures - All gave her away. She wanted some form of “victory” against Dick. For what? Fat women rights, I suppose? Feminism, maybe? I dont know, what I do know is.. she went against Dick, a real man and she got herself kicked in the ass fucking hard.
yea i gota ask one question.. when u were on dr.phill, u never did answer that one ladies question. so im gonna ask it again; Have you even ever had a date, let alone had sex? cuz u say u have women lined up to get to u. that really did answer her question. well fuk u dumbass prove it. and for fuksakes have the balls to answer. that just shows ur not MAN enough to answer a simple question.
Clodagh,
you’re right, we’re just one big happy family of men drinking cool beer, eating cheez-its bouncing back and forth from this site to porn tgp’s and back again.
The best part is that we’re not nagged to death and have the freedom to do or not to do it.
We’re men and do as we please whenever, however and with whomever we please.
Kind of brings a tear of joy to your eyes don’t it?
I think I’ll pull out some cash from my ever expanding bank account and have a steak dinner then go to a strip club.
If your lucky, you might find a few “washingtons” in your “G” string.
You go girl!
-Banzai
“most of his time”? What the fuck? I come here as and when I want unlike you women who refresh the page every fucking second to make lame points. Also, talking about time… doesnt your gender need more of it… to actually match up to us? You spent the last 4000 years doing shit so shut the fuck up about “time”. Thats a manly word.
So says the man who spends most of his time bitching on this website about how women should be born male?
Men don’t bitch, bitch. Furthermore, it takes only fractions of our Mantime to charitably grace you and the rest of your impeded gender with more than adequate responses both here, and in real life.
The other 99.7% of our time is spent enthusiastically and efficiently improving the lot of MANkind with great ideas and new Manventions.
You could at least say “thanks”.
TOS violation, I know. Shouldn’t be here, other than to read and relish a vast collection of those rare things, common sense and logic.
However, I just couldn’t let this pile of ignorant crap go unchallenged.
FEM: even though you probably have some poor unfortunate cat as a pet, you don’t know anything about cat tattoos, you embarassing thing. Cats were tattooed in (not ON, honey) their ear as identification. Not any more, under CFA rules. Now, they can only be tattooed on their inner left thigh, but that is pretty much replaced by microchipping. Of course, the woman-dominated CFA was years behind the male-led AKC in advocating the use of microchips. I guess the cat show women either like to hear their beloved cats scream during the tattooing or are too cheap to pay a vet to insert the chip. Maybe they’re too stupid to understand RFID no matter how much some man or even woman tries to explain it to them. I’ve been there and done that and have the “Sarah, nobody likes a brainiac” to prove it.
Everyone else: (1) I’ve noticed a lot of postings about commenters’ girlfriend’s messed up cats. A cat is a cat. If the male commenters owned the same cat, it would be normal for a cat. It’s messed up by the girlfriend and it’s not kitty’s fault. The cat just ended up with a messed up owner who then messed up the cat. Men’s cats are generally pretty nice pets. The same applies to small dogs. Blame the woman; feel sorry for the little dog.
(2) A tattoo on a woman doesn’t mean she’s a whore. It means she’s a cheap stupid skanky slut.
(3) A shout-out to my brother who reads and contributes to this site! Next to Dad, you’re the coolest person I know.
Dick: thanks for a wonderful site and now I’ll just “STFU” and go back to read-only mode.
obviously she is bothered enough to respond? As long as what we write cranks up feminists as it does you, it is well worth the effort, you dumb bitch.
You are stupid because this website is FOR MEN. You have no business being here. You are not going to have any effect on anybody RUNNING OR NAGGY-ASS MOUTH OFF. Oh, by the way, do you even know what a TWAT is? Obviously not.
Correct you are, Female. Jacob Zuma is a major cause of the AIDS epidemic in Africa. After all, he made that silly statement roughly a year ago, and the AIDS epidemic started about two decades ago. So clearly, his statement 20 years after millions of people were infected with HIV is the cause of the current health crisis is sub-Saharan Africa.
The clarity and soundness of your arguments never ceases to amaze me, Female. I’m glad a woman like you can come on this site and make a completely sensible statement like that.
So says the man who spends most of his time bitching on this website about how women should be born male?
Ah, yes, and my answer to all your problems is simple:
you should have been born male.
If men and women are equal, why do you have all these issues to bitch about to begin with?
Mhmm.
Weakness is weakness. If you show it, some will exploit it.
You just can’t see any view but your own, can you? You’ve been proven wrong again and again. Let’s see… we remain consistant in our views - and before you go into a little rant about how I was placed before E with Mark but not with Louis, we are men, not sheep. You, well, I really don’t know what to call you so I just go with girl.
And what’s the evidence? A whining bitch, because that’s what it is 90% of the time. The words passed from a slut’s salty lips. They use their privilages, so it will be best for society as a whole if we go ahead and phase them out now - I say that because if you do it slowly, they won’t even notice a thing until they ask for a man to pay the tab for her after she “DRONK TWOO MUSH,” and he replies, “That’s sexist.”
There’s your equality right there.
I don’t want to insult your teachers so I’ll just say, surely you’re only pretending to be a moron.
There is an AIDS epidemic in Africa because of certain other factors such as a rape epidemic and the fact that a stupid man (yes a man, not a woman pretending to be a man) who happened to be Deputy President of Sth Africa pretty much advised that the way to avoid contracting HIV was to shower after sex.
Ladies, have a laugh at one of the dumbest men on the planet here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm
Also note that he stood accused of rape and said he was ready to marry his accuser. Imagine how excited she must be at the thought of his cow dowry? She must be over the fucking moon.
Advocating slaughtering innocent people because of the gender they were born into. Lovely.
It has been practiced for centuries past. Also, look in hate mail under Aisha’s post (a tad too lip-y for me, she grew up in a more untamed country so I’d expect a tad more respect. Polite, yes, but nonetheless a self-righteous air to it.)
They have accepted the girl’s inferiority and help the 45-55 system by continuing to thin out the herd. I mean, look at how many Thai, etc. whores there are just tramping around. We’ve been conditioned to look at one sad, sad case and never see the big picture…
Like 25% or so of Africa infected with the AIDs virus. Thanks to streetwalking whores. As far as gender issues go, the Asians have perfected the system, though they are slipping.
Killing a few whores won’t fix the problem.
Gendercide might.
I look forward to it. Do you have an ad campaign running? I know for certain that this is the type of innovative site that has infinate potential. And some on-site evidence of the god-gifted shortie-comings girls have.
In every conceivable way.
Calling me a prick is and telling me I’m sick is an excellent way to discourage me from killing a few whores. Keep in mind that it is self-interest that keeps me from ending their suffering, not any emotional bullshit.
Really, though, calling me a psycho. It’s like you’re egging me on to pay a prostitute, charm her, drive her out to the country, snap her neck, put her in a wine cask, add rocks and sand, dump her in a river - oops, I’m getting ahead of myself.
Now leave. 1st ammendment, bitch.
Hmm… now that you’ve given me the inspiration, that wouldn’t be a bad plan.
WOW PSYCHO . YOU´RE A TOP CLASS FREAK!
I never said women were superior you fool. I just think that we are all equal.
“Prudes and sluts” what are you on about? Are you losing it? Go see your therapist…before you murder some innocent woman just because you have a chip on your shoulder you misogynistic prick
The feeling is mutual. You notice all the insecure little prudes who acted like they were superior to everyone - you, for instance - and put down anyone who resisted their little teapot dictatorship, well, now are just prudes and sluts. Nothing more.
You know nothing of us. You’re just shooting off your mouth at whatever innane shit you can think of. If you read into what we said, you’d find it makes quite a bit of sense.
Where does this shit come from that says women are superior? Jesus, we give girls an inch and look at how much they fucked over the world. I know you think hampsters and gerbils are KAWAII ^^ but you’ve killed quite a few with your excessive consumerism. Hey, nice skirt. It’s so in - ooh, that must be a fad. Some kid’s finger is still stuck in there! They really rushed to get that useless shit made with resources that could be used to cloathe… well, you’re just a prudish whore. Go fuck yourself, or someone else, like you always do when you feel insecure about your sexuality.
anyway i stumbled across this website by mistake so im not going to waste any more of my time here.
my advice is to get a life guys, i bet all of the retards on this site were/are nerds in school who are bitter because they are such losers and then find a website like this, a forum and a community of like-minded freaks who have nothing better to do but sit in front of their computers and slag off women. and by finding it makes them part of a group to which they belong…but this group?! why?
i pity you all, i really do.
oh dear it looks like a hit a raw nerve with you losers…u know, u shouldnt get so worked up over a few comments
what a bunch of sad sexist pigs. yes im a woman does that automatically make me stupid and easily led and basically not as worthy as men?!? well thats the most generalist, broad mentality u can have. u lot who call yourselves men are obviously just bitter because no woman would be bothered with u bunch of twats…get a life !! love u lots not.
Holy shit! What an illiterate bitch! She can’t even cuss properly. Imagine what she’s like in the sack - assuming there are enough blind nymphos in her neighborhood!
Incidentally, the ONLY thing worse than having a chick in finance, is a guy letting his chick CONTROL the finances. The guys deserves to have his shrivelled, little balls shot off!
Why should anyone take anything you say seriously when you write like a 14 year old? You’re not typing with your thumbs, and you shouldn’t even be here, ya dumb broad. The answer to your question is yes. Because you sound like an illiterate bimbo with an exaggerated sense of entitlement only confirms that.
Turn off your damn computer and go back to watching Tyra Banks.
Saddam’s shitty little sand box of a country got WMD, the backing of a super power and now in his country the sole hyperpower in the world is being assfucked by pathetic guerillas.
You and I have different definitions of “puppet”.
Dick, get these down. We need to promote exactly what these “women” write, word for word.
what a bunch of sad sexist pigs. yes im a woman does that automatically make me stupid and easily led and basically not as worthy as men?!? well thats the most generalist, broad mentality u can have. u lot who call yourselves men are obviously just bitter because no woman would be bothered with u bunch of twats…get a life !! love u lots not
By the way, having where’s wally on your back is not a worthwhile statement, I mean I love ol’ Wally, but really that is stupid.
Haha
Gee that’s weird for most of the world were told that invading Iraq was justified on the grounds that Saddam was a threat to the US. I guess you were so busy watching Oprah that you missed that.
No a Female would’t ever know the truth because they believe every word of the media and Oprah. Saddam was a puppet of the USA for decades and he actually thought we liked him. So he was never a threat to us.
Yeah he was executed. Or didn’t you know?
Was, Female.
Oh right, so the US sold Iraq weapons, then thought perhaps selling them to a maniac isn’t the smartest thing to do, so they lie and say that he built them himself and Iraq deserves to be invaded so the US can get them back? Perhaps so they can then sell them again to another dictator and repeat the process?
I thought I didn’t know much about history, but you’re clearly better than me at that.
Read up on A.Q Khan, the man responsible for selling the blueprints for how to build WMD to Iran and Pakistan. He also tried to sell them to Saddam but as Saddam is paranoid, he thought Khan was a CIA operative trying to entrap him and hence he didn’t buy any.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Qadeer_Khan
Wow cool. Looking forward to it.
I’ll be covering that next week. The short version is: women caused it.
-Dick
War in Iraq anyone?
Fuck that entire statement. It isn’t funny. It hurts me, deeply, to see millions of the poor suffer because the hegemonic powers sow the seeds of war to the Third World just to find a market for their weapons.
Further, fuck this whole blood diamond shit. Diamonds aren’t the couse of any conflict; it is the arms dealers who should be the focus of our ire, and not a shiny rock.
Funny, and probably true.
Also, something interesting I remember recalling. How if women ruled the war, there would be no more war. Complete fucking bullshit. There would be wars, but over the Prime Minister of England saying the US President ‘her ass looked huge’.
Billy is manly and rocks! He said what TRUE men know: Men sell weapons to other men to kill people, then men get tired of that shit and go beat up on the first guy they sold weapons to in the first place, then go smack the head of the second guy the first man started shit with……….
And then we take back all the weapons we sold the first guy, then take the weapons of the second guy, take all their shit we want, and then we go put somebody else as president/dictator/owner/despot, and do it all over again.
God, only a man could figure out to do that shit, and make the same money twice. It does make for an interesting war when all your shit you put over there is used against you, which makes you make BETTER shit because after all, do it right, right?
lol what twit she is.. Female come back when you know what you’re talking about. Which won’t happen until they can preform brain transplants.
Our(CIA) sold Saddam weapons of mass destruction. How could they be imagined? He knew that he had better hide them when he realized we just needed a reason to go get him.. He was played like a puppet.
Tramp Stamps are everything everyone here has said. It has become so common it is no longer unique, thanks mostly to women (Refer to: Madonna effect, Britney S. effect).
I served in the military, never got one. I thought the ones I saw were extremely cheesy, and lacked any personality, instead focusing on something like a Tazmanian Devil (who is cool), but unless he was spouting fire and VERY inventive curses, was just the same as going to Wal-Mart to buy shit that matches on purpose because everyone else thought it was cool too.
I thought we were grown ups? So when the FUCK did getting a tat or piercing that USED to prove you were unique turn into “keeping up with the Joneses”? It is because, for MOST women that follow “fads” and “trends”, high school never ended for them…………….
-Wolfe- As usual, is right.
Bush? I have this feeling that if I think about this long enough, it is why women want Hillary and men want other men who will start wars and kick people’s asses. Something about being weak………….damn, I can’t remember.
Indeed, Bush jokes are the mark of a brilliant and individual mind. Oh wait, no they’re the mark of a fucking fuckwit poser who can’t think of anything on her own to say so she copied what every half-man in the media says. Quaint.
Wow. An anti-Bush joke. You sure are witty, Female.
Tattoos and piercings have been mainstreamed by the internet. If you look at where the fads grew out of — namely a bunch of college/university types all reading rec.arts.bodypiercing back in the pre-web 90’s, and realizing that they were not alone in their peculiar fetishes.
So in that sense, those getting tattoos today are at least a decade behind the times.
Unless you’re a drunken sailor or marine on shore leave with your buddies, no tattoos.
-wolfe
I think it is the latest craze at the moment for women to get tattooes, personally I find them ugly (on men and women) and would never consider getting one, not even a little one on my ankle or shoulder. Pointless.
Maybe they didn’t but ‘I’m sure they still knew how to express their constant frustrations with a big ugly frown and a mean ugly look upon their face.
Women never really make a statement, they just spew out some mindless emotive drivel that really doesn’t matter to anyone but her at the time. 5 minutes later she don’t even remember what she said.. It just feels good to bitch.
I also like the tatts across a woman’s lower back…you know, the crazy designs or texts just above their butts like a friggin’ license plate…I call those “The Mark of the Whore”.
Thinking of and planning for after menopause (or indeed the next 9 months) is a cardinal sin to many women.
One of my favorite tatts on a woman is some guy’s name on her cleavage, and when you ask her “Where’s _______”, she replies, ” We’re no longer together.” Personally, tatts on a woman is not lady-like. I remember when tattoos were the realm of soldiers, sailors, bikers, rebels, and any others who were on the “outs” of “normal” society…but now many women, being the slaves to fads that they are, get one because it’s so “kewl (giggle!)”. What are they going to do when they hit 50? 60? 70? god forbid 80 or 90?
lol
Clarkey
Another name for the tats on a women are ‘tramp stamp’
Any women who wears one to be seen is saying “Hey I’m easy”
I don’t think tatoos look nice on women. The only purposeful one I have ever seen was the one on my friend’s ex-girlfriend’s left hand. It was of an L. She wasn’t the brightest girl, bless her.
Clarkey.
The only person that thinks that a tatoo is classy here is a woman.
Dicks point, and I agree totally with him is that when a man gets a tatoo, it generally has some kind of meaning, indeed it is often an expression of what he is feeling. His girlfriends name, his army unit, his favourite football team, the prison he did time in, something funny, something remotely significant. If you cant figure a mans tatoo out, its probably because he wants to be asked what it means so that he can relate some important event in his life.
Ask a woman, and you’ll get the standard, ‘because I thought it would look cute’ shit.
Personally I cant stand tatoos and would never get one, but I can understand why anyone would want one.
The tattoos on the back of women are called “Bitch Stamps” and appropriately so, this is why most women clones have to have one. Cause everyone else has,…..baa……baaa……baaaaa…..!
You and a lot of other women.
-Dick
Tattoos aren’t classy period. Doesn’t matter whether they’re on a cat’s ear, a woman’s lumbar or a man’s bicep. I imagine Dick has a full suit of them.
To be honest, I dont need to know what womens tatoos mean and Dick is 100% right. For women, tatoos need no meaning nor any significance. They just need to draw attention. Where the tatoo is located says it all.
Tatoo near navel means : ‘Look at my navel’
Tatoo near ass means : ‘Look at my ass’
Tatoo on tits means : ‘Look at my tits’
Women cant even tell when they are acting slutty anymore. They call it being classy.
Guess I should have re-read the topic lol my bad