That’ll Still Look Hot When You’re 80.
When men get tattoos they are unique and meaningful. Men get tattoos like Waldo riding a comet across their backs, or two girls in bikinis lifting an anchor. That’s awesome. How about a Chinese character that means “bad ass”? Oh yea. Very manly. When women get tattoos it’s always the same shit: a rose on the boob that you’re not supposed to look at, or a target on the ass.
If men were as predictable and promiscuous as women when they got tattoos, every man would have a giant money sign tattooed on his bicep.
“Where’s my tattoo you ask? Let me show you. Hrrk.”
Fortunately for everyone men have a little thing called class.
Tattoos have always been a man thing. All the way back to a time when men were out hunting and gathering and women hadn’t yet learned to speak. What a paradise — the quiet, nag-less utopia of the prehistoric man. That’s when tattoos started. I imagine men invented them in order to proudly display how many wooly mammoths they’d slain in battle. That might not be true, but it’s enough to demonstrate why women have no place in the realm of the painted flesh.
Just like in finance and science, when women get involved in a man thing it’s painfully obvious that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Here’s an example: Tinkerbelle on the hip. Now this is a real tattoo that I have seen on a real woman — and not a stripper mind you, an actual woman walking down the street. Trust me, it wasn’t a stripper walking down the street. Here’s my question: what in the fuck does Tinkerbelle have to do with anything? What is the statement here?
When a man gets a tattoo, he’s making a statement. In the case of Waldo, a man is saying, “Where’s Waldo? I’ll tell you where Waldo is. He’s right the fuck here riding a giant comet in your face.” And that is a perfectly fine thing to say. It’s lets the world know what the score is first step onto the pitch. Man: 1, World: 0.
Now what does some goofy pseudo-Indian design on a woman’s lower back say? I’m in touch with the spirit of nature? Maybe, but probably no. How about, look at my lower back please; I need tons of attention. Getting warmer, but still no. Give up? Here’s what it says:
I’m decoration.
Women have don’t have enough philosophy or personality on which to base a tattoo. That’s why they suck at getting them. That’s also why women love Hallmark so fucking much. Because it’s a bunch of prepackaged kitsch shit that defines every essence of their being in a two sentence limerick, a hunk of porcelain with oversized eyes, or a 2×4 reprint of Monet. Women are Hallmark. They’re way overpriced and none of them do a goddamn thing.
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I don’t want to insult your teachers so I’ll just say, surely you’re only pretending to be a moron.
There is an AIDS epidemic in Africa because of certain other factors such as a rape epidemic and the fact that a stupid man (yes a man, not a woman pretending to be a man) who happened to be Deputy President of Sth Africa pretty much advised that the way to avoid contracting HIV was to shower after sex.
Ladies, have a laugh at one of the dumbest men on the planet here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm
Also note that he stood accused of rape and said he was ready to marry his accuser. Imagine how excited she must be at the thought of his cow dowry? She must be over the fucking moon.
Advocating slaughtering innocent people because of the gender they were born into. Lovely.
It has been practiced for centuries past. Also, look in hate mail under Aisha’s post (a tad too lip-y for me, she grew up in a more untamed country so I’d expect a tad more respect. Polite, yes, but nonetheless a self-righteous air to it.)
They have accepted the girl’s inferiority and help the 45-55 system by continuing to thin out the herd. I mean, look at how many Thai, etc. whores there are just tramping around. We’ve been conditioned to look at one sad, sad case and never see the big picture…
Like 25% or so of Africa infected with the AIDs virus. Thanks to streetwalking whores. As far as gender issues go, the Asians have perfected the system, though they are slipping.
Killing a few whores won’t fix the problem.
Gendercide might.
I look forward to it. Do you have an ad campaign running? I know for certain that this is the type of innovative site that has infinate potential. And some on-site evidence of the god-gifted shortie-comings girls have.
In every conceivable way.
Calling me a prick is and telling me I’m sick is an excellent way to discourage me from killing a few whores. Keep in mind that it is self-interest that keeps me from ending their suffering, not any emotional bullshit.
Really, though, calling me a psycho. It’s like you’re egging me on to pay a prostitute, charm her, drive her out to the country, snap her neck, put her in a wine cask, add rocks and sand, dump her in a river - oops, I’m getting ahead of myself.
Now leave. 1st ammendment, bitch.
Hmm… now that you’ve given me the inspiration, that wouldn’t be a bad plan.
WOW PSYCHO . YOU´RE A TOP CLASS FREAK!
I never said women were superior you fool. I just think that we are all equal.
“Prudes and sluts” what are you on about? Are you losing it? Go see your therapist…before you murder some innocent woman just because you have a chip on your shoulder you misogynistic prick
The feeling is mutual. You notice all the insecure little prudes who acted like they were superior to everyone - you, for instance - and put down anyone who resisted their little teapot dictatorship, well, now are just prudes and sluts. Nothing more.
You know nothing of us. You’re just shooting off your mouth at whatever innane shit you can think of. If you read into what we said, you’d find it makes quite a bit of sense.
Where does this shit come from that says women are superior? Jesus, we give girls an inch and look at how much they fucked over the world. I know you think hampsters and gerbils are KAWAII ^^ but you’ve killed quite a few with your excessive consumerism. Hey, nice skirt. It’s so in - ooh, that must be a fad. Some kid’s finger is still stuck in there! They really rushed to get that useless shit made with resources that could be used to cloathe… well, you’re just a prudish whore. Go fuck yourself, or someone else, like you always do when you feel insecure about your sexuality.
anyway i stumbled across this website by mistake so im not going to waste any more of my time here.
my advice is to get a life guys, i bet all of the retards on this site were/are nerds in school who are bitter because they are such losers and then find a website like this, a forum and a community of like-minded freaks who have nothing better to do but sit in front of their computers and slag off women. and by finding it makes them part of a group to which they belong…but this group?! why?
i pity you all, i really do.
oh dear it looks like a hit a raw nerve with you losers…u know, u shouldnt get so worked up over a few comments
what a bunch of sad sexist pigs. yes im a woman does that automatically make me stupid and easily led and basically not as worthy as men?!? well thats the most generalist, broad mentality u can have. u lot who call yourselves men are obviously just bitter because no woman would be bothered with u bunch of twats…get a life !! love u lots not.
Holy shit! What an illiterate bitch! She can’t even cuss properly. Imagine what she’s like in the sack - assuming there are enough blind nymphos in her neighborhood!
Incidentally, the ONLY thing worse than having a chick in finance, is a guy letting his chick CONTROL the finances. The guys deserves to have his shrivelled, little balls shot off!
Why should anyone take anything you say seriously when you write like a 14 year old? You’re not typing with your thumbs, and you shouldn’t even be here, ya dumb broad. The answer to your question is yes. Because you sound like an illiterate bimbo with an exaggerated sense of entitlement only confirms that.
Turn off your damn computer and go back to watching Tyra Banks.
Saddam’s shitty little sand box of a country got WMD, the backing of a super power and now in his country the sole hyperpower in the world is being assfucked by pathetic guerillas.
You and I have different definitions of “puppet”.
Dick, get these down. We need to promote exactly what these “women” write, word for word.
what a bunch of sad sexist pigs. yes im a woman does that automatically make me stupid and easily led and basically not as worthy as men?!? well thats the most generalist, broad mentality u can have. u lot who call yourselves men are obviously just bitter because no woman would be bothered with u bunch of twats…get a life !! love u lots not
By the way, having where’s wally on your back is not a worthwhile statement, I mean I love ol’ Wally, but really that is stupid.
Haha
Gee that’s weird for most of the world were told that invading Iraq was justified on the grounds that Saddam was a threat to the US. I guess you were so busy watching Oprah that you missed that.
No a Female would’t ever know the truth because they believe every word of the media and Oprah. Saddam was a puppet of the USA for decades and he actually thought we liked him. So he was never a threat to us.
Yeah he was executed. Or didn’t you know?