Women + Math = Disaster
Harvard University has produced many great men of higher learning since it has been in business. They know who they are. I don’t need to mention any of them here — probably a bunch of presidents and whatnot, all of us men know how the game works. That’s not what’s up for debate.
Actually nothing is up for debate. The head of Harvard University said at a conference recently that women suck at math and science. What he did was grant all women an honorary PhD in In Your Face-onomics.
The point he was trying to make was simple: when it comes to math or science or using your brain, men are using the cream of the crop of brains — the top shelf. We are driving high performance thinking machines. We are moving mountains of thought with our mighty man-brains which operate like huge construction machinery.
Women, the headmaster of America’s top university is saying, are using brains that resemble a broken tricycle one might find at a garage sale in the bad part of town. Women’s brains reek of tetanus and squeak like a hamster wheel.
I checked around for an exact quote from the esteemed president of Harvard: Lawrence “The Never-ending” Summers, but I couldn’t find one. This is probably what he said though:
“Women couldn’t do math even if it tasted like chocolate.”
The fact that he’s right in every way didn’t keep fore-running members of the woman community from throwing major hissy-fits the second the words left his mouth. I’m sure they had been lying in wait for such a baseless, yet socially imposed social faux pas — like rats lurking under the picnic tables at the county fair. That’s how women behave when they land themselves in an industry where good looks and cock teasing won’t save their ass: the man-realm of science.
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November 10th, 2006 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 620db7e22a363
You know why women are math techers, because no knows what the hell a techer is. Now where I am from we have Teachers and most are men.
- Oldone
November 10th, 2006 at 7:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
I can assume all of your English teachers are women as well.
-Dick
lmao thats classic
November 11th, 2006 at 8:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4af07c51822d5
this is backin up janes quote actually all of the english teachers are men and guess wot english is the most boreing lesson in the school so blazed you stupid jackass
November 11th, 2006 at 8:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 4af07c51822d5
I can assume all of your English teachers are women as well.
-Dick
lmao thats classic
actually all of the english teachers at are school are men and for your information english at our school is the MOST boreing lesson
November 11th, 2006 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That might well be because it’s being taught right.
- Sasha Dith - Russian Girls.mp3
November 11th, 2006 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
11 errors in 24 words. Evidently it is indeed a boring lesson for you.
-wolfe
November 11th, 2006 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c786fbd09b88
Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of ruin to our humankind.
The webmaster must tamper with the posts from women; those comments are too obscenely retarded - and, therefore, ideal for this site’s purpose - to be authentic.
Equality remains an elusive concept. However, boys, superiority isn’t the answer to your open wounds - ego only amplifies stupidity. This site only embellishes the ignorance of some people - more specifically, some men.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance. Therefore, I depart.
Signed,
A Female Humanist.
November 12th, 2006 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nope, those are genuinely theirs. Bion, those are unabridged, unaffixed and pristinely unaltered posts of female venetics that frequent this place of wisdom they’re ethically banned from.
As you rightly observed, they already were severely retarded before adjoining this place you term of ’stupidity amplification’ and having their natural talents augmented. I ask you, what knowledge, let alone wisdom, could those silly, spiteful little creatures themselves possibly provide, furnished in the head as they are not?
- Morandi - Beijo (Uh-la-la)
December 14th, 2006 at 11:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98c4f9c613c11
Andrew Wiles - solved Fermat’s last theorem -, who was nominated for the Field’s Medal in mathematics a few years ago, but didn’t win it because he was over the age of 40, on the intellectual capacity of women:
“Women…ugh…never met one at any of the many lectures on topolgy I’ve given over the years, or at any seminar on cutting-edge physics and mathematics, on the quntum effect, super-string theory, etc. They seem to be either unable or unwilling to comprehend these subjects.”
He latter said:
“From my experience and observations, women usually study areal like the social sciences, liberal arts, etc, and things that don’t require intelligence anyway.”
Wiles became famous years ago for solving a theorem proposed three centuries ago by French mathematician, Pierre de Fermat. He is a genius possesed of an I.Q of 175, which puts him at the 99.9999% of intelligence. It puts him above the likes of Kepler, Tesla, Rousseau and Einstein, and in the same intellectual level as Kant, Leibniz and Descartes. His statements on women earned him lots of criticism, but the clot he has as solving the World’s most famos math problem gives him immunity to say pactically anything he wants.
December 15th, 2006 at 7:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
@PC: Einstein dumber than Kant? Tesla too? Uh… That I doubt. ‘Specially Tesla.
The rest, sure. And yes, sadly he wasn’t eligible for the Fields Medal.
-wolfe
December 17th, 2006 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee1ce8f3a9882
A recent study said there are three men with i.q.’s over 120 for every woman with an i.q. over 120. And, by memory I think it’s 30 men with i.q.’s over 170 for every woman with an i.q. over 170.
Of course, any man with an i.q. over 120 well knows there are 30 women who think their i.q. is over 170 for every woman who really has an i.q. over 170.
December 18th, 2006 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
so they do call it men-sa for nothing.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: b1e9e6e37c3a1
For the record the above article is a load of shit. Obviously, Lawrence “The Never-endingâ€? Summers is just a load of shit also for making such an ignorant statement. No information whatsoever to back it up. You’re all a bunch of ignorant fucking idiots. You are all probably gay anyways, what with all the animosity you have towards woman.
Go have some anal sex, losers. After that, maybe you should move out of your Mothers basement and get a life.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: e7462212bfcde
Care to say something original or something truthful? Of course not.. You’re a woman and women don’t do that. Fuk off the site witch.
December 21st, 2006 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 479ab57a00cdd
Gay men are still biologically male, and thus possess the same brain and mental machinery straight men do. The only difference is they are born with a sexual identity and orientation as being gay - a male attracted to males.
And so it irks women that even a man who has many feminine attributes is still far superior to a woman.
One can argue, that gay men on average are even smarter than straight men - most gay men tend to be in the upper echelons of business, politics, academia, arts.
Heck, if it wasn’t for gay men and their sense of creativity and design - most women would probably dress like shit, look like shit, act like shit - shittier than they already do.
Iow, women can’t even take care of themselves or do their “feminine” jobs correctly — nature had to send a special type of man to do it for them.
December 21st, 2006 at 12:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e08063e60db0
So I’m full of shit and the president of Harvard is full of shit just because we’re men? That sounds and smells an awful lot like something.
-Dick
December 24th, 2006 at 11:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Wow. The last comment was original. The rest I have heard about… oh… 500 fucking times on this site alone. You’re beginning to sound like every woman: A fucking broken record.
And Dick isn’t full of shit. Look at all his articles. He has tonnes and tonnes of stuff which backs him up.
December 31st, 2006 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f4a0a7a6f565e
On the topic of gay men, it’s remarkable, although expected, that women have failed in every way possible. As a result, some men have decided that they can do a better job of being a woman than any woman out there, and so far it looks like they were correct.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
I can assume all of your English teachers are women as well.
-Dick
Why don’t you correct the spelling and grammar of all your male contributors, you lazy jealous fuck?
LOL
January 17th, 2007 at 1:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Wow, you’s is smart dude, really so’sa SMURT.
But still your mother regretted your birth. LOL
You know that male brain cells start dying off at an alarming rate after 40?
And you are an old smelly goat of 64. Gawd, I was RONG, you’sa is DUM.
LOL