Women Hate Babies

Women hate children.

Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.

Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?

Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.

Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.

Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.

Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.

Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.

When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.

That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.

It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.

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Comment by Bob
2010-08-08 08:59:21 - IP Man-Hash: 7691f9abd293c

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-25/1471.jpg

THe bible said Eve fucked the devil and created the whole Negra race.

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-10/1273501874144.jpg

White woman are damned to fuck the darker races Yeehaw!
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-07-22/2575843643.jpg

 
Comment by Bob
2010-08-08 08:51:09 - IP Man-Hash: 7691f9abd293c

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-02-03/1265179922328.jpg

Feminism and the niggers are uniting together!

Even when our Mother Eve (the fairest of her daughters) was given the best man ever made, she chose a devil for a confidant and treated the salvation of her race as a matter for a bargain counter, vainly decidig that she could get something better than Paradise from the advance agent of the other shop. — Thomas C. Robson (1912).

 
Comment by Timmy the kid 卐
2010-07-27 10:04:46 - IP Man-Hash: 0fc22aa7ef986

@MANOS you rule!

 
Comment by MANOS
2010-07-27 09:32:41 - IP Man-Hash: 706f1d88ac796

MONGOOSE… what the HELL are you doing arguing with a woman? LOL. Minus 100,000 man points. No matter what a woman says its irrelevent and giving it acknowledgement and/or attention only makes it worse.

 
Comment by mongoose
2010-07-25 13:00:08 - IP Man-Hash: a3349af7d4b1f

Laura, i’am talking about single mothers. The statistics are horrible. Of course a male and female partner can raise children better than single mothers. Men are not as worthless as you think..

So, if you think that taking your husbands money and raising a kid on your own is a good idea, think again..
Just doublecheck before you get married, instead of applying “rules” after you are married..

 
Comment by Alina - The crazy one
2010-07-23 12:34:20 - IP Man-Hash: 289b5b245a07f

From a genetic standpoint a male and female parent is better.

From a social standpoint a male and female parent are better.

I am not saying single parents or gay parents cannot raise kids, i am saying that they are at a disadvantage because they CAN’T fill the required role models or required influences as naturally efficiently.

 
Comment by Laura
2010-07-23 09:23:42 - IP Man-Hash: 30c66619cb2fa

This is b.s. Findings from a study that followed lesbian couples who raised children came out recently. They found that compared to heterosexual couples, children of same-sex couples were more competent in school, had fewer social problems, broke fewer rules and were less aggressive. Based on what the children reported themselves, they did just as well whether or not they knew the identity of their biological father. Basically, the sex of the parents doesn’t seem to matter as much as the fact that the kids are loved, wanted and the parents have the resources to be able to raise kids properly.

 
Comment by mongoose
2010-07-11 02:09:38 - IP Man-Hash: a3349af7d4b1f

Of course, needless to say that any woman who at the present day wants to raise a child on her own, is grossly uninformed..
The stats are terribly dooming..
So girls, smarten up..The article above is over the top of course, but there are truths hidden in it…

 
Comment by mongoose
2010-07-11 01:55:21 - IP Man-Hash: a3349af7d4b1f

Modern women hate being pregnant, not babies. Most of them feel “wronged” to have been born a woman, and there is where the problem starts..
In order to fix men-women relationships, we must make women love their sex again..

 
Comment by nicole
2010-06-30 09:18:24 - IP Man-Hash: 6c557fe949d5a

They hate babies…thats the article, where is the material to support such a statement—there is none. Actually men call pregnant girls whores and refuse to take responsibility for a child, in fact most girls raise the babies alone on TOP of work (or school), watch the baby, social life, and do things for themselves. Men just provide money—big fucking whoop. All your articles are something a 10 year old would write for class there is no supplemental material in anything you write AND for stastics and stories–you refuse to cite them, how can anything you said be taken seriously…IT CANT BE BECAUSE DICK DOES THIS SHIT FOR MONEY, HE WANTS YOU TO BUY INTO THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT PAYS HIS BILLS, ITS MORE OR LESS TO EVOKE A RESPONSE AND YOU MEN ARE SOO DUMB YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! LMFAO

Comment by nicole
2010-06-30 09:23:24 - IP Man-Hash: 6c557fe949d5a

BTW men responding to anything using the word “cunt” or a curse word shows your lack of ability to respond rationally (something you claim a women is uncapable of, yet your doing it yourself) AND shows you lose an argument. In a debate class noone wins by saying “I dont care what her anser is she is a fattie.” Your acting like children who are bullies and its REALLY pathetic….

 
 
Comment by ceige
2010-05-10 08:16:43 - IP Man-Hash: cfcf0601d6954

right hey a man who’s so drunk that he cant walk straight the hole time should be left to take care of a baby hell fucking no!!!! get your morals straightened out bra

 
Comment by Megan
2010-04-22 11:57:13 - IP Man-Hash: 934877373d540

LMAO. I’m putting all these articles on my facebook. Their pure gold really. How many people have bought this book? Five? Six? Did you buy one for the corpse of your mother thoroughly embalmed with high concentrations of Zinc so she can continue to give you sage life advice and tell you no one will ever love you like her Dick? I say zinc just in case you’ve never heard it has excellent properties for preserving the skin of dead flesh without the smell.

Comment by jake n.
2010-05-08 22:36:15 - IP Man-Hash: 43c4b6b383b88

hahahah i like how you explained what zinc is, in a patronizing and almost giddy with repressed psycho-mania-way. women are retarded.

 
 
Comment by Raj7
2010-04-19 00:00:36 - IP Man-Hash: d6d2c7f5351c2

@Yourmom: Cunt, maybe you’re so ugly and pathetic, the guys you dated decided to turn into “faggers”. Just because Im against feminism and you cunts that preach it, doesnt mean Im against women as a sex. I get along with normal women just fine. Take your gay comments elsewhere you attentio seeking slut. As far as the hamster goes, anything’s better than fucking you, std cunt.

 
Comment by Raj7
2010-04-18 12:20:49 - IP Man-Hash: 2f37a4e105cb4

@yourmom: Be an atheist feminist cunt elsewhere..

 
Comment by Raj7
2010-04-18 12:17:24 - IP Man-Hash: 2f37a4e105cb4

“your balls havent dropped yet..”. Put a paper bag over your head first…cunt.

 
Comment by Yourmom
2010-04-18 10:34:46 - IP Man-Hash: 2f0b8f4d7947d

HOLLYFUCKING SHIT YOU HOMO, DICK.

Women ADORE babies, thats why they go through so fucking much just to have them, I can’t believe a woman would want to see what a baby looks like with you being mixed. I bet hideous.

You all have no points to prove. Sure some woman have abortions but because they were so fucking stupid to make something with you, or they were RAPED by desperate gangbangers. Screw you all. Up the ass.

Comment by Raj7
2010-04-18 11:22:31 - IP Man-Hash: 556e6c794589a

Motherfucking cunt…

 
 
Comment by Hiya
2010-04-15 12:44:19 - IP Man-Hash: 7ed274c9334c1

You need to take your cock out of your arse.
Fucking faggot. If it weren’t for women you wouldn’t be here.
You are not doing well with hiding your homosexuality BTW.

Comment by Raj7
2010-04-15 12:55:34 - IP Man-Hash: 634cf050818ee

Cunt.

Comment by Yourmom
2010-04-18 10:31:59 - IP Man-Hash: 2f0b8f4d7947d

Douch’e fagger Raj7.
I love you Hiya. That is the point I’M trying to make.

Comment by Raj7
2010-04-18 11:33:15 - IP Man-Hash: 2f37a4e105cb4

@Yourmom: Stop aborting babies, child abusing cunt. Go be an ugly lesbian cunt somewhere else with your feminazi friends. I actually don’t hate women in the least, you feminist shit bags however are an embarassment to women. So, take your “fag” comments elsewhere.

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Comment by yourmom
2010-04-18 20:20:50 - IP Man-Hash: 2f0b8f4d7947d

You’re pathetic Raj7, think of a better word than cunt. And if you don’t hate women so much than stop using that word, because you’re showing that you don’t even know what it means, trailer trash.[: Go buttfuck your hamster. The best pleasure you’ll find out of anything. Fagger.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by HAHA
2010-03-16 12:52:42 - IP Man-Hash: 3b2b1966d010a

You guys are all gay. You all have no life. Thanks for the entertainment.

 
Comment by Hill
2010-02-13 13:56:34 - IP Man-Hash: e34a32254e5ff

Having a child and taking care of a child is a lifelong commitment. A women would be crazy to view a child as a want like a purse or a puppy. It takes years of dedication and hard work to raise children. They are not dolls for dress up. A women who wants a small dog over a child is at least smart enough to know children are too much for them.

 
Comment by Jess
2010-02-03 02:58:27 - IP Man-Hash: cce6d1d42e0f2

I don’t understand why women would want the responsibility of being important anyway. They are taken care of by their men and that should be good enough.

Comment by Harry
2010-02-03 03:28:00 - IP Man-Hash: d9add72814294

Fear of men, inferiority complexes. It’s a bit more complex than that but basically can be summarized this way.