Women Hate Babies
Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.
Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.
That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.
It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.
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Joint custody is custody. It’s a major pain-for the kids-to split there time equally with both parents. It’s just natural for them to spend the school week with one parent and the weekends with the other. And it’s not true that “women get custody no matter what.” A lot of time women get custody because they’re the ones who took the flex-time or the part-time or the telecommuting job after the kid was born to take care of it. A lot of time dad doesn’t want to be the full-time parent or Mr. Mom. I’ve worked in a courthouse. The judges there-the vast majority of whom were men, btw, (men judges outnumber women judges) really put the kid’s interest at heart in custody proceedings when a case unfortunately couldn’t be settled amicably between the parties. Even family lawyers when kids are involved put the kid’s best interest at heart, not necessarily their clients.
And even if dads don’t get primary custody that doesn’t mean that they have an excuse to stop seeing the kids. And just because a kid is pissed off at dad that doesn’t give dad the right to blow them off either. All teens are pissed at their parents. Dad’s a grown-up. So stop acting like mom’s “turning kids against” dad is an excuse for dad to stop being a part of the kid’s life. Stop playing the victim. Dad is the best possible person to conteract any slander on mom’s part, and Dad isn’t going to do that when he doesn’t see the kids.
Hilary and Skyler. Why does that sound like the characters in a really bad saturday night live skit that talks about soccer moms and their kids, madison, chelsea and madison.
The audience follows these two moms as they careen about suburbia, clueless as to what really makes things work and taking for granted everything, even each other.
Oh what a life. A mcmansion, debt, 2 new cars, tuition, sorority fees, woo woo. I can’t wait, sign me up.
Hoo fucking Rah!!
Die and rot in your grave. And know I had fun killing you.
Hillary and Sklyer you need to live in the real world. Most men don’t abandon their children. As far as wives and girlfriends it happens. Women think because they get their ass dumped, the guys bailing on the kids to. Not true. He’s opting to leave a bitch.
No man should stay in a relationship just because he has a child with a woman. But that’s your genders trump card. You have a baby then think he’s indebted to you forever. Wrong.
No, most men don’t abandon their children. Some men do bail out then never see or financially support their kids again. Those cases are in the minority. Do you want to know why many men aren’t as involved as they should be?
The vast majority of the time women get custody no matter what. Joint custody is not custody. It means dad babysits on the weekend while mommy whores around. Great. I can’t blame many dads for taking a pass on that one. It’s called being used. To make things worse women turn children on their fathers. Everyone know this. In fact a recent poll of women revealed over 70% of women said they had done so. After moms done many brats don’t want to see dad. That’s why he’s not there.
When you feel like getting owned again please reply.
Whoa-ho-ho, some little bitch has a little girly-girl attitude! Oh, wait, this is our site and you are the one who is trespassing on it, spamming it up, and apparently not forgoing the temptation to flaunt your gender on it.
Surprisingly, we don’t seem to find you likeable on a site where men will be judged as men and women will be judged as men - true equality. And we can’t see your toenails, so I suppose your natural… putting lead paint and chemical powder on your body advantage is negated.
Heh, and strippers complain when they get a volcanic explosion of acne. The problem is somewhere between your disease trap and the fact that you can’t leave the house without slathering yourself up in untested ‘animal-safe’ compounds.
I don’t know, I would go without them entirely if I were so worried about the environment. But then, I’m not a dipshit.
M.I.L.F’s. Who cares about’em unless it’s a quick fuck (damaged goods)?
- Sgt. Reyes
Well, I suppose they left when women married the government.
You do realise how hipocritical your been, don’t you? I can’t argue with your statistics, and I do believe men need a decent male role model to know how to be a man. But your here bashing all these single mothers. Don’t you ever wonder where all the fathers of these kids are? The mother’s there, you say she’s doing a crap job, but she’s there. The men have absolutely no excuse for not being as much a part of their child’s life as the mother. I dare you to give me an excuse. Maybe we wouldn’t see the stats if more men would stand up and do their job, simply put. These stats reveal men’s failures, not womens.
I simply made a statement regarding your post about single mothers.
It was your choice to reply. If you don’t want yet another debate about single mothers, then don’t reply. Simple as that.
Here’s a tip to not bring up another discussion, don’t reply to this.
Apparently, the topic in discussion is single mothers. Stop red herring. No one really gives a fuck about what you feel or think for the matter. Complain? How are the facts compiled with evidence complaints? Lmfao, moron.
Stop complaining on how single mothers are awful, what about the men that abandon their children and girlfriends/wives?
If women hated babies we wouldn’t make them and go through the pain of childbirth.
Imagine swallowing a watermelon for 30 hours, that’s what women go through, if we hated babies then we wouldn’t have them, simple as that.
By the way, I love babies they are adorable, my cousin has a 2 year old son and he is precious.
Oh, I see. Wolfe sounds more rational than Dick from your explination. So I guess that it is Dick that I am talking about then.
Dick is the owner of this site while Wolfe is just an old respected member of the MABTW community. Wolfe also has a site at wolfemusings (go google it) which encourages women to enter and participate in discourse.
Ok, I know that this might sound a bit stupid, but I didn’t catch on. Dick and Wolfe are different people? Explain please.
Are you referring to Wolfe or Dick here?
And I agree, some of the topics are over the top.
Well, even you have to admit that the whole “women’s viganas might be causing global warming” thing is far fetched, as well as many of his other topics he talks about. Although, he does seem nice and rational in his posts to other people, and SOME of his topics are ok. There is really no “evidence”, most are just far fetched theories. If you don’t think that they are far fetched theories, then I will show you examples, but it will take a while to explain, so unless you want them, I dont feel like typing that much unless necessary.
Wolfe takes it too far??
Are we talking about the same guy here because I have a ton of respect for Wolfe.