Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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July 28th, 2006 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
I read the article and wondered what the hell all the fuss was about. It was just a woman’s breast, for goodness sake!
July 28th, 2006 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Boobs are beautiful. They are wonderful, magical and practical. Women know this, and that is why they wear clothes that accentuate their cleavage as much as possible. So why are they so repulsed by them? Typical female … full of silly contradictions.
I can only guess why they hate boobs so much. Breasts make men happy. Women dont like anything that makes men happy.
July 29th, 2006 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 120939b525d25
You’re really not funny at all. You’re a terrible writer, too. I get the feeling that you are a fat, bald, white guy.
July 29th, 2006 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1d145265bbf4
Should I feel worse about not being funny, being a terrible writer, or being fat, bald, and white?
-Dick
July 29th, 2006 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1885486ec01ba
Thsese women will whine about anything.
The big deal is they don’t want to have to do anything and breast feeding reminds them of obligations and being uncomfortable.
Todays women are just plain lazy.
July 29th, 2006 at 6:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
You asked so I have ranked the insults in order, from what you should feel worst about first to last.
1. Fat.
2. Not funny.
3. Terrible writer.
4. Bald.
5. White.
July 30th, 2006 at 12:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 1885486ec01ba
Feel bad about being white?
What a stupid remark.
July 30th, 2006 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: d354729f3c46f
Billy, you can’t expect better from a woman.
July 30th, 2006 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1885486ec01ba
True women suck as people.
July 30th, 2006 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1885486ec01ba
True women suck as people.
Err …
True, women suck as people.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 12a058b6dc4b3
What a racist shite you are. What does being white have to do with anything? And some people dig the bald look. Are you a woman? I’m not going to hold it against you since many women are racists.
August 1st, 2006 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Simple statement, but it bears repeating. Without commenting on “Fred’s” opinions further, I’ve no time for racist views. I suspect the overwhelming majority (99.9%+) of this site’s viewers don’t either.
Don’t give a crap if it’s anti-white, anti-black, anti-asian, anti-aboriginal, anti-australian — just go away.
-wolfe
August 6th, 2006 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 22df941264c45
True women suck as people.
Err …
True, women suck as people.
you men would not be around if it was not for women so why hate so much?
August 6th, 2006 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49ecc36d37722
We don’t hate women. Just because we choose speak the truth about women rather than to flatter women does not mean that we hate them.
The pain you were feel as you are reading this wonderful site are as a result of ‘the truth hurts’ syndrome. If you dont like what is being said here, then go bury your head in the sand some more.
August 7th, 2006 at 2:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 4bf9e1563500c
You women wouldn’t be around either if it weren’ for men! I don’t hate women, just distrust them and dislike their narcisitic attitudes.
You can go find thouands more sites with women who hate men on it,
but do you ever see a woman complain about that? No
Or the “boys stink, throw rocks at them”
Yet women get hysterical when the reserve is seen.
No I don’t have hate for women just because they are stupid self-serving hypocritical witches.
No I don’t hate women, but I could sure do without them.
Celibacy isn’t a bad thing.
August 7th, 2006 at 3:23 am - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Would it be fair to say that the men on this site don’t hate women but hate the attitudes of women towards men in this day and age?
Although this site is not a reflection of all women (nor indeed, of all men), it does hit some home truths about the state of relationships between the sexes. It is not a pretty sight (or site, if you will excuse the wordplay) but as diamatik stated it is certainly better than sticking your head in the sand about the situation. The sooner we are aware of what is happening between men and women, the sooner we can adjust and change the unhealthy attitudes that ultimately hurt us all.
August 7th, 2006 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
A lot of women do feel bad about being white, Billy. Like Barbara Rutland, for example.
You and I don’t. Because men are better than women.
-Big Al
August 7th, 2006 at 10:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 49ecc36d37722
Do you really need to go that route Big Al?
August 8th, 2006 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Anon went that route earlier. The only possible reason I can think of that I am expected not not go that route is that men are better than women.
Fair enough.
Accordingly, I will allow that Barbara Rutland may be atypical, and not representative of all women in her prejudice against white people.
Does anyone know where she stands on people who are fat, not funny, terrible writers and bald?
-Big Al
August 8th, 2006 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4bf9e1563500c
Most of know that laws and political correctness are evidence of emotive thought waves of stupid women.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49ecc36d37722
Big Al, I was specifically talking about the link you posted to American Renaissance. Nothing written on that page even remotely suggested that Barbara Rutland ‘fel[t] bad about being white’ as per your post.
I am not pleased that I was led to that site by your link. I clicked the link because I thought that you had something valuable to contribute to this conversation. After what I read, I am now rather disapointed in you.
August 9th, 2006 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: ed348a32e3ef7
First off, the article you refer to was written by JOCELYN NOVECK, who, and this is just a GUESS–is most likely a woman.
Now, if you actually read the article, you’ll see that she is not a person who was bothered by this cover:
“These readers weren’t complaining about a sexually explicit cover, but rather one of a baby nursing, on a wholesome parenting magazine — yet another sign that Americans are squeamish over the sight of a nursing breast…”
And if you continue to read, in the second paragraph, you discover that only 1/4 of reader’s polled were uncomfortable with the breast on the cover:
“in a poll of more than 4,000 readers, a quarter of responses to the cover were negative, calling the photo — a baby and part of a woman’s breast, in profile — inappropriate.”
In fact, there was even mention of a woman who liked the cover:
“Another mother, Kelly Wheatley, wrote Babytalk to applaud the cover, precisely because, she says, it helps educate people that breasts are more than sex objects.”
You tried to make an argument with a huge generalization about all women based on an isolated incident, distorted numbers, and name-calling.
August 10th, 2006 at 1:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 4bf9e1563500c
Women here want breast to be sacred as they think their vulvas are and they FEEL that men shouldn’t be getting a free look Ô¿Ô…
Men should always pay up to view such sacred female body parts.
August 10th, 2006 at 5:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Brilliant analysis, Billy!
August 13th, 2006 at 4:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 6744fdd31aab3
Luka said:
Would it be fair to say that the men on this site don’t hate women but hate the attitudes of women towards men in this day and age?
—That would be fair in my own view.—
Although this site is not a reflection of all women (nor indeed, of all men), it does hit some home truths about the state of relationships between the sexes.
-Agreed, however this site is the result of years of mockery in my belief. Men have been generalized, insulted and degraded by feminism for quite some time.—
It is not a pretty sight (or site, if you will excuse the wordplay) but as diamatik stated it is certainly better than sticking your head in the sand about the situation. The sooner we are aware of what is happening between men and women, the sooner we can adjust and change the unhealthy attitudes that ultimately hurt us all.
—The question remains, why is this happening? Who benefits from all of this? Why is there even a war of the sexes in the first place?—
-Strength and Honor–
August 13th, 2006 at 7:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 799dfdad0ccb0
I concur…
I don’t think we can change women without being mean back to them.
Women will have to have their noses rubbed into the shit and spanked like a puppydog. They don’t have the brains or logic to see the hypocrisy in all they say and do. Women started the damn war and it’s up to men to end it. Most women are ingrates.
August 21st, 2006 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: bb4534648d5c2
Ok well I am a girl, as you can probably tell by the name above, and to address the first point I love drinking. I don’t mean stupid “girlie” drinks like Cruisers; I love going down to my local and having a pint with my friends.
In reply to the main feature of this article- I love boobs…love having them and also love looking at them too.
Judging from the content of this site I’m guessing that you guys consider yourself to be great and finally in reply to that I think in general guys are great too. I love guys, you’re lots of fun. I also agree that feminism and some feminists do take things to the extreme- but isn’t that what you’re doing here?
August 21st, 2006 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
No, Dear Emily. All we’re doing here is simply pointing out that men are better than women.
August 21st, 2006 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: bb4534648d5c2
Hey I was trying to see things from your point of view here and also point out that all girls are not the same! I understand that there are a whole load of shitty, manipulative girls out there who I’m guessing have hurt a lot of guys on this site for crap reasons- just please remember we’re not all like that!!
August 21st, 2006 at 6:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
its called the bear trap she just laid it down now some sucker will step in it and then… whammo his legs fuct fer good and he will never be able to run…
you have to watch this type of woman she pretends to be the “nice one” then after shes done with you you’ll wish she chewed your head off.
August 21st, 2006 at 7:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Thanks for the warning, mean_jake.
August 21st, 2006 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Gentlemen, do you think using multiple accounts and sock-puppets could be considered… oh… ‘manipulative’?
-wolfe
August 21st, 2006 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Emily this site isn\’t a support group about being hurt by women. If it were, it would be called LiveJournal and consist of an infinity of horrible and self-gratifying blog entries about feelings. Men are better than women. Your thoughts on feminism and gender in general are inconsequential and non-sequitur at best.
Now if you would so kindly fuck off my site. No women allowed.
-Dick
August 21st, 2006 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I must say. Anyone care to wager whether she will? Anyway, hard not to notice we seem to be getting higher quality echelon “de facto trolls” round here lately. Certainly a marked improvement over some we’ve had in the past. One in particular, Nicole, springs to mind.
August 21st, 2006 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 16fe450c572d8
Yes I’m back again, sorry! I just want to point out that there are women out there who are nice! Maybe I’m not just pretending to be nice, I was actually trying to support you guys in some way. I do really, really like guys and I respect them alot so I’m therefore sorry for any mean and dumb things I said and did earlier.
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 15c058d6adf8f
Of course you are pretending. You came in with your real game on and now you want to convince us that that wasn’t the real you.
Fuck off and go admire those boobs. Sounds like a dyke in the making.
Boob watcher….
I am an ass/leg man, don’t care about boobs. I preferr to watch women make an ass out of themselves. They do it often too.
August 22nd, 2006 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Yet you did them anyway. What possible explanation could there be.
-Dick
August 22nd, 2006 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The impetuousness of youth? I shouldn’t be speaking, really.
September 25th, 2006 at 5:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f
Jesus this is too hillarious. It appears that the writer of a famous feminist blog got in trouble for having boobs. Here’s a link to prove it. It’s amazing how much women hate themselves. It is also too funny.
September 25th, 2006 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f
Second try at a link
February 26th, 2007 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
I actually quite like my boobs. and othe boobs. they are nice. and fun to play with.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
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February 26th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
do you not understand sweetheart? I like boobs. They….are…..nice.
get it? its funny how a girl has to spell it out for you.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Sorry, my bad. I don’t interpret stupid too well.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
Well you’ll have to learn to listen to these men on this website
February 26th, 2007 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
What was that? Sorry, can you please translate?
February 28th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
She was saying, “I am fucking insulting you because my internal vagina, which mirrors my external vagina is angry because Oprah was angry because Tyra Banks was angry because of side-boob”.
OR
She was saying, “I agree with that other dude, tits are nice because women have two like men’s testicles but babies can’t feed from those, well maybe they can but that is just fucked up really……….”.
OR
I don’t give a shit. Megan is OK, even if she was/was not insulting.
Who cares? Everyone likes tits. Except for flatchested women…….then they go buy big fake ones, and men like those too.
February 28th, 2007 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Much respect to you Gorrilla Man, for your amazing ability to transate stupid-to-english. I know that you did end up with three possible outcomes, but then I couldn’t figure out any of those myself. Much respect to you.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
i pick 2 ……or 3
hmm
both.
February 28th, 2007 at 8:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
1 is the most likely of women to visit this site.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
I pick all 3. No offense to Megan intended:
Give a female 2 choices and 10 become somehow apparent that have nothing at all to do with the original 2.
Give a man one choice, and he goes to kill the fucker that gave him just the one choice.
I am now convinced side boob makes no sense. I still like boobs, especially the sides. I like Megan on the general principle that she has boobs, and sides of them.
4 sides + 2 Boobs = Happy Men and Small children.
September 8th, 2007 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Oh my freaking god, you men are so immature. And you rag on us about needing to grow up about feminitinty. Women are not allowed. You sound like a five year old that has a tree house ‘gang’ and think girls have cooties or some rediculous thing. You guys have no brains and its funny to watch you men act intellegent to make up for your lack of life, personalaty and brains. So if you could grow up, maybe women wouldn’t be so bitchy. Hey its your fault you drive us up the wall and we have to tell you everything because you can’t get a god damn thing right. And i love how you say women suck at sex. You men really think youre that good. Ha. Thats really amusing…
September 9th, 2007 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: bf1c132f6631e
Immature? Maybe. Right? Fuck yes.
And why is it “rediculous” to think so, hmm?
Women annihilate all structured debate with their idiotic ad-hominem attacks and lack of proper argumentation.
Case in point: You.
Thats a huge generalization. You might want to be careful what you say, especially since all humans inheritly have brains.
And as for intelligence, I think it is cute when you try to spell.
Get back to 4th grade.
Oh, so you would not be bitchy if we grew up?
Nice way to abolish responsibility.
Exept making society work. You conveniently forget who paved the roads, made your computer, and takes your trash to the dumpyard.
Oh, so if a man is bad, a woman cannot be bad?
And you have no way of knowing.
Please do the gene pool a favor, and get sterilized.
September 9th, 2007 at 3:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
I tried to ignore the mindless bleating of this whore, but I was laughing so much at her stupidness I decided to just take her illogical tirade completely apart instead. The more one studies their absence of logic, the more fascinating the study of Y-deficient humans becomes as a subject of scientific interest. So lets do it!
Now here she goes, trying to take the high ground straight up, but shooting herself in the foot with the “Oh my freaking god” part. That’s the teenage girl soap opera crap coming out in her. It’s a bad start.
If you ignore the shitty tone, what we’ve got here is the Me, me, me, me ME!!!! problem, ie: the entitlement whore. She can’t stand the fact that she’s excluded from the discussion. We’ve all seen those little kids stomping their feet and screaming, because they’re being ignored. Well here she is again.
Wow, there’s a shitload of insults and conditional bullshit going on there! She clearly says that women’s bitchiness is due to Men not having “grown up”, and that the infliction of the bitchiness is an OPTIONAL thing, apparently. So this raises a serious question: If little kids are also not yet “grown up”, does that ALSO manifest itself in women being “optionally” bitchy when kids are around? It would concern me if the answer was Yes, but this is exactly what “Hope” would have us believe.
You CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, honey. Do you HATE KIDS, or are you lying about the REASONS for your bitchiness?
Nothings ever HER fault, right?
“Drive us up the wall” means she’s bitching again…
“Have to tell you everything” means she’s nagging again…
“You can’t get a god damn thing right” means nothings ever good enough for this entitlement whore…
- Guys, make damn SURE you never get tricked into marrying a bottom of the barrel woman like this…and thanks Hope, you helped out a lot by providing some great examples of Red Flags for the guys to watch out for.
Your sister said it was good??? And haven’t you ever wondered why I was late home all those times last year?
September 9th, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Credits to EEddy for the link.
Why don’t you ladies take you sanctimonious crap ’bout eekualitee somewhere else, aye?
http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/pkg.mom.train.cnn
- The Genius of Soul - Born To Lose
September 20th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 737519fc7480b
lol, man. I so agree with this, cos if you look on youtube and have a manly-sized brain you can find feminists complaining about women being porno. I like that they’re porno. I even wish I was porno cos that’s the ideal thing to be. But those femminists, they don’t wanna be the the ideal thing to be. They wanna be fucking (no wait, un-fucking) dorks! Anyway, do us men have to drink as much as you? It’s bad for your dick.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: cf5c1422e9625
Fuckin brilliant. I agree with everything you say, you have very established arguments. I’d like to see the reason behind this… did you walk in on the love of your life with the football team, running train?
Im with you brother man,
AndyG
November 15th, 2007 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4e5f55f1ca283
This is why MAN created the dildo. So women can put us men in the closet and only bring us out when they are desperate enough to get a half assed conversation. Then it’s back to the closet for you!!
November 17th, 2007 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
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This one was hilarious. Even though, it’s true that men are more visual, how can she know what men think about the cover? I mean it’s stupid to express opinion on things you don’t know. And even if they think it’s just a breast, why is she getting annoyed? Damn it!
I find it wrong though that women should be allowed to breast-feed anywhere. I mean if the baby wants it in a restaurant, you can go to the restroom for it or something because some people will be uncomfortable at the sight.
And I’m comfortable with my body(probably I should after 8 years of gymnastics and 8 of competition dance and teaching dance) and I really don’t mind my boyfriend looking after other girls, as I do look at other men. It’s just a normal reaction. We even talk about other people’s look. Most of a woman’s problems and insecurities come from the way she looks and even though some should really be insecure because they’re fat and fugly and just say “we are curvy, not fat!”, some really have no issue. Same with sex with the light off… I can’t stand it! Unless I’m blindfolded, I want to see! lol. All these come from low self-esteem and not being comfortable with your body. I quit talking to women about my sex life because it’s a waste of time… Not only that I did more than most did, even though I lost my virginity late, but they try to talk me out of it! If a man did something with his girl, she will talk about it with her friends and if she won’t do it again, even though she enjoyed it the first time, it means they made her feel bad about it, mostly due to them being insecure or having bad past experience.
About feminists and porn… Most feminists are low self-esteem, I hate my body women… So they’re envious on how some women make money with what they don’t have… It’s pathetic. And yes, those women have sex for a living, but so do the men pornstars and nobody complains. Actually women have an advantage here, considering they’re better paid. Women have the edge on sexuailty and sensuality but most are dumb and don’t use it… Kind of sad, if you ask me.
@hope:You are stupid. I’m ashamed you are a woman too.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
HAHHAHA. You know what Hope is? The future, supposedly. She was the “valedictorian” at her highschool and managed to win a “scholarship”. What does that reek? What does that spell? AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, thats what.