Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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May 8th, 2008 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
The usual Anglo-American white gentile fucktard breaking the scales at 300 pounds, living in a trailer park with a sociopathic bum who blacks her eyes every night, feeding on last month’s McDonald’s leftovers as she watches re-runs of Springer, speaks… Lo, let not the dogs bark, retrograde loser.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e9c102d6226b7
Brandy how much longer before you betray your husband and make him come before us?
Every detail you just described of your relationship was a mirror of my last one.. and here I am.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f3e6a52fc900d
WTF? HAHA Another lonely idiot who can’t get get any pussy and is mad at the female race… do you think you seem smart by using some stupid Shakespearean-esque nonsense? If you had any intelligence you would have read my comments or visited my profile to get some ammunition– I have the balls to not hide behind bullshit and you should too- (link to your profile or upload a pic of yourself if ur not ashamed-and not a fake one) I live in a large two story 3 bedroom house in the suburbs with an amazing and very loving man and our four kids, and I weigh 193, and I’m 5 feet 9 inches( oh sorry nine inches is very intimidating to you, huh?)which is actually very nice looking– I cook healthy and nutritious meals for my beautiful family— I’m happy– unlike you– so I don’t waste time with Springer, I have a full and meaningful life and unlike you, I’m not so full of hate and misery from wasted and lonely life of computer porn and the occasional blowjob from a very effeminate waiter in the Denny’s bathroom– that during all that free time you have on your hands you launch into an unprovoked tirade on a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com–sorry, you thought Dick meant menarebetterthanwomen at giving blowjobs? So are they? Oh, right you’ve probably never gotten head from a chick and if you ever have she was probably holding her breath to avoid your unwashed aroma–and it was probably not an attractive or intelligent girl because you just don’t strike me as an attractive or intelligent guy -if you were you would not waste your time judging someone you know nothing about who has never before passed judgment on you- if you want to seem smart so that some of the guys reading this will give you what you really want(a dick in the ass- no matter how small) you could have at least came up with insults that apply to me, I mean, I made it easy for you, a link to my profile! Come on, this is the most attention you’ve gotten from a woman in years, so I know you’re excited, but please put your itsy bitsy little willie away or at least cover it with a thimble or a pen cap, you’re making the roaches in your apartment laugh! LMAO LMFAO
May 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@Brandy-stop lying about your life, you pathetic bitch. You have the cockiness of someone who used her looks to enjoy a man’s hard-earned wealth because you did not have the competence or ambition to get it on her own. Yea, you think you have your man under control now, but when out of your arrogance you gain 300 lbs and treat your man like shit, that’s when you’ll be thrown on the dirt road because he was smart enough to protect his assets from your rapacious hands. Then your sons will never trust a woman nor ever get married because of the horrible role model of a woman you turned out to be. Enjoy your because privilege now, because in the end you’ll be done, and done good, you soulless bitch.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Oh,and BTW, Brandy, girl-fat-girl: 195 lbs on 5′9″ is about 40 lbs overweight. You probably convinced yourself you look good, and your husband only bobles his head to your pathetic inquires to your looks to get the little bits of sex you allow him. I dare you to bring him to this site, fatso.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5f4412d0184
@nmh-=0
@Brandy-MOO! (OK, so that was a little mean)
May 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
I’m wondering if mine and SOTS’s souls are being exchanged (last episode of the original Star Trek series= “Turnabout Intruder”).
May 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Anyone can upload anything to anything,loser. If you were really anything but a trailer-park inhabiting, Anglo-American fucktard deadbeat you wouldn’t be wasting your precious brunch time writing hysterical word-salads on here, now would you. An interesting inconsistency in your self-deluded fiction is your claim to be physically attractive - after having had four children! Yeah, right… except that no woman’s looks survive her second child-bed. Keep hitting the crack-pipe, deadbeat… you can fool most gentiles with your self aggrandising horse-shit - but I am something else.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 325f01bdb8cad
I don’t have the force power for bodily posession, half of my face is numb and I haven’t slept in 2 days.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
@ SOTS - have you thought about going to a doctor?
May 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 325f01bdb8cad
If I had money for a dentist I wouldn’t have went to the emergency room and got shot in my gums.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Ouch! Good luck with that, hopefully it’ll help you sleep tonight.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: df17d9f1afba2
I know how to piss standing up and I’m a lady. Fuck yess.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: c75014632316a
O.O Innnteresting…..and a tad disturbing
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
Same here, with an emphasis on the last part. And a seltzer break after being chased off the internet - ie: unpleasant imagery, not for me.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78490ae02aa27
There is a way for some men to wake up, but it will take years and it will stay for more than that. And then it will start all over again.
Do yourself a favor and wake up now. Please, for all of us men out there. Dont try and ignore something this obvious…please
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
-8579485734987234987 man points for reading womens magazines
May 26th, 2008 at 3:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d
That was the dumbest article I ever saw.. Women getting mad at what nature intended to?? Jesus Christ.. “I saw it as a sexual thing” well it’s meant for the baby’s health you fucking idiot.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 8a126fd74bb21
To Brandy
I hate to tell you but unless your entire body is composed of all muscle, you are overweight. Your bmi is 28.8, when if its higher than 25, you are considered overweight, you are almost at the point of being obese. That doesn’t look nice.
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8362658ca71
I want to know why women are getting so pissed about this. Sure men think this way. Always have, always will. It’s normal. Doesn’t mean you have to flip out about what he is saying. Anyone can make a site bashing people. Everyone does it actually. It’s called the first amendment. Read it sometime. I’m NOT saying I agree with Dick, not at all. I’m just saying he has his right to speak this way. Not like he is going to get into office and push for some sexist bill. He is just a guy, telling people his opinions. Sure I’m 18, but I know a few things. I don’t want to argue with anyone, I’m just saying. He has a right to do this. Stop flipping the fuck out.