Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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January 18th, 2008 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: bd982fdc7ed13
I don’t know who all these women are that hate drinking and sex and boobs, but I feel sorry for them.
Of course, I also feel sorry for sad little fellows who devote a fair amount of time to blogging about how worthless women are. Obviously not so worthless, eh there, big boy? How many hours have you spent on this little project?
Wait a second…Ann Coulter?! Is that you? I THOUGHT I recognized you! Nice blog, sweetheart! You neoconservative nutjobs, always cracking my shit up.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I don’t know what lesbian and overly depressed lemming women (Lemen) who show up to whine about the obvious, but geeze, you gals just keep proving the old Man-Point.
I fell sorry for stupid people. Hi stupid.
Your shit is like your head indeed, cracked the fuck up, so drop the pipe, get an argument, and for Gods’ sake stop whining about what you don’t like and start fixing up your deficient sisters.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
I tend to believe that the actual purpose of breasts is to motorboat them.
- Sgt. Reyes
January 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
So you find something wrong with trying to educate men that they aren’t suddenly equal to a fat, stupid whore like you just because of your sex?
Your kind is wrong. We have three transsexual pasty sheltered little girly-girls on the verge of tears out of having their perfect scheme ruined by us mean ol’ men.
By the way, why do you think that you have this constant need to compliment yourself and talk about how great you are to total strangers? Oh, wait, I’m trying to reason with a little girl who feels that it is okay to just sit and cry while a man gets his face bashed in due to her own cowardice and stupidity. The good thing about a good Chinese whore is that she knows why I would let her into my house and she knows what will be expected of her. If she doesn’t like it, she leaves or doesn’t come in the first place.
I think I’ll take the vacant shells of girls over the real women - I mean, look at wabtm.com. Is this really the best the young pampered western female can do? Blatant plagiarism - I mean, that does not even make you look good! And transsexualism? Really, that really falls in line with your whole hating men thing. I love the way you accuse us of hating all women, by the way, and questioning our masculinity - as though a stupid little transsexual pasty girl over the internet would know more about my own masculinity than I would.
Perhaps you should just leave before you somehow stoop below some bar I hadn’t even thought of - after all, to a girly-girl nothing is sacred.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
WOW! If that’s not the ugliest thing I ever saw, I’ve been sheltered my entire life and never watched ‘Nightmare on Elm street’ and ‘Elephant Man’ combined.
Whoever that was should really consider NOT putting pictures up of themselves.
Seriously, I nearly vomited. Tells A FUCKING LOT about the women that post on this site. YETCH!
- Sgt. Reyes
January 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Right on Doubt!! The biggest mistake that ‘thing’ could have done was show us those pictures. I am both horrified and apalled!
January 18th, 2008 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Where does this 7 points come in? You’re in my neck of the hills now, little miss. You’re going to have to leave nothing to assumption, because with bitches like T-bagged, Michelle, and Rachel, you can bet your ass we aren’t going to believe you.
By the way, how do you explain the increased staying-out-of-jail performance of children raised by single fathers in comparison to a single mother, and even to a family with a confused baby-daddy and an impregnated myspace whore?
Once again, a stupid whore talks about something she knows NOTHING about. Cite RECORDS if you’re going to try and claim something on OUR site. You are the one who has to focus on being presentable if you want to even begin to catch our attention - and by being presentable I mean not telling us off for not laughing at your abortion jokes. I mean, to normal people this sort of thing just comes naturally. You’d really do best if you just posted small bits on a weekly basis - spend a week researching and posting your ‘evidence’ and offering direct citations to the sources. Because, you know, otherwise you look like a dipshit - as you do now.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
But then again, these gals prove a sad societal fact:
Pretty damned sad when the tits have a use, but the woman does not.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Funny how it is “alright” to have a wabtm.com site but not vice versa. I have seen tons of “girlpower” stickers which mock men but never the other way around. It seems like this site has hit some real nerves. As a man, I don’t benchmark myself to some pussy. I win flat out. Men > Women. Fact.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d9174f265bf2
Doubt. Well as a matter of fact I am quite well read thankyou very much. There was a scientific study done in Tasmania that showed statistically a 7 point average increase in IQ for breastfed babies. There was a more recent study conducted in the UK that showed a 10 point difference in IQ between breastfed and bottle fed babies for 9/10 babies who carried a certain gene. I think you are the one that needs to research and read more on this topic Doubt. Why don’t you just goolge search or go to wikipedia about it. It’s not my job to educate you.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d9174f265bf2
Doubt. Well as a matter of fact I am quite well read thankyou very much. There was a scientific study done in Tasmania that showed statistically a 7 point average increase in IQ for breastfed babies. There was a more recent study conducted in the UK that showed a 10 point difference in IQ between breastfed and bottle fed babies for 9/10 babies who carried a certain gene. I think you are the one that needs to research and read more on this topic Doubt. Why don’t you just google search it or go to wikipedia about it. It’s not my job to educate you.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d9174f265bf2
Doubt: If you had any basic knowledge you would already know the intellectual and health advantages of breastfeeding compared to infant formula.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d9174f265bf2
Sir Doubt
I am amused that my comments actually agree with the original post but you still chose to argue with it. People should support breastfeeding and writing into a magazine to complain about seeing the side of a woman’s breast while breastfeeding is stupid. Also considering you are the one that doesn’t know basic facts about breastfeeding and by arguing with me you are actually also arguing against the man you are trying to follow like a sheep…..sorry but you are the one looking like the dipshit right now. :)
January 20th, 2008 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Your assertion that breastfed babies are so much smarter is laughable. Maybe you’ve noticed that really intelligent people on average, tend to have a greater chance of having children with intelligence above the norm. I would bet those children didn’t have to be breastfed to get that advantage. It’s a thing called genetics. That and hard work are what determine your intellectual capacity.
You claim nobody should be offended if a woman whips her breast out and uses it for its intended purpose. The main purpose of a dick is to create a child. Does that mean we get to screw women out in public? Same thing.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 77cfb0ee52d18
excuse me, mr. dick, I piss standing up all the damn time. always have and always will. it’s called dresses. also the shower.
no but seriously, do you ever talk to women?
January 30th, 2008 at 11:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
He does long enough to tell them the obvious:
Shut the fuck up and go away. Men ONLY, genius.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Tina is typical “I think……I want”. Common sense? Nah, fuck it, overrated to her kind.
The genius? Doubt can agree and Disagree as much and as often as he wants with Dick. Why?
He is a man. Dick is a man.
Let me think. You are a female. Oh, that’s right. GO AWAY>
No MAN here is interested in your agreeance, obviously.
Take your cow tits and your kid elsewhere, or I am going to sit on the bench next to you moron, and get a free peepshow without the cover charge.
And it is not any mans’ job to constantly tell you to stop speaking like a broken fucking record, so that breastmilk did everything but teach you to shut your fucking cakehole and go elsewhere.
Want Stats? Ok, here goes: I statistically think stupid motherfuckers that speak too much should be beaten when they say incredibly stupid shit constantly, like You, TeaBag, Joan, etc. Statistically, the more you beat a fucking bunch of morons, the less they would speak.
Hey, lets’ try that on you and see if proof is in the pudding Butter Head.
February 21st, 2008 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e3ce73515baa8
i love boobs. they are highly entertaining. especially other girls and pictures of them aren’t bad. and your man saver Jagermeister is my favorite drink. about 10 shots of that straight makes for an amazing night. preferably with a guy and another girl. i am straight completely, but boobs are sweet. i guess i am not the typical girl then?
February 21st, 2008 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0ffbe38c0a1f
By the lack of english and saying all that just to prove a point, yeah you are typical. I mean, straight completely? After going on about how you like the boobs of other girls? That doesn’t make sense at all, it’s more like you’re bi-sexual and denying it.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 8ee223e737bea
I don’t actually believe this is real, saying women are worse than men cause they can’t pee standing up is too stupid for this guy, or anyone, to write, it makes no sense, I think this guy’s an actor, this websites just a joke, and a bad one.